>>56572607It was consensual. Slaking is the rapist
>>56572607How many of these Pokémon sex stories are there? Besides the Octillery and Slaking ones.
the concept of age of consent in old pokémon times probably didn't exist
>>56572607Hisuian Typhlosion makes perfect sense now
>>56572618there's a Rapidash and Ursaring one.
>>56572618there's a variant of octillery story with lapras. it's not as sex focused but one story says a man married a female ursaring
>>56572634Can you post them? Also why is Typhlosion in the OP?
>>56572652There's a Typhlosion one.
>>56572615>It was consensual.Not really. The Typhlosion tapped her on the head and fucked with her brain.
>>56572758Jesus, the Pokémon world has some fucked up mythology.
>>56572771She stayed with him deliberately before that though. She also thought that he was very handsome. And she loved him even after he died.
kek no way this is real right
>"Pokemon Ecchi Version" is now canon
>>56572791Just like real life!
>>56572630>the fuck-me eyesoh god what the shit
>>56572877It is real, you can check it for yourself.
>>56572758I don't get it. Who wrote this? Why? Why did anyone think it be a good idea to write this? Why was this saved?
>>56572906That's what I thought. This kind of thing makes for interesting worldbuilding, as fucked up as it is.
>>56573052>"You can check for it yourself! Just download this totally random .zip file containing just text excerpts that's totally real, I swear!
>>56572758>>56573144Even worse someone was paid for this
>>56572758Is this based on some real myth? It kind of resembles Hades and Persephone, but maybe there's a Japanese myth more like it
>>56573239Retard
>>56573275maybe they wrote it on their lunch break and forgot to delete it
>>56572607he looks like he fucks human girls exclusively
>>56573389Considering this stuff lives in the same directory as the Arceus lore, I doubt it.
>>56572758>the yellow human meme was real We can’t keep getting away with it
>>56572758Humans and Pokémon can fuck AND make a baby? What the fuck, everyone talking about the rape but not this??
>>56572758btw this has two other versions involving a Slaking and a Piloswine
>>56572607We already knew Typhlosion was the most based starter this just cemented it
the thing with stories like this is there's no guarantee it was ever even intended to be canonized or ever made public, gamedevs write a lot of lore and myths to give themselves and the other people working on it an idea of how the world works, it's stories, how to design new thingsit happens with everything fictional a lot of people work together on
>>56574163>PiloswineNOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HOGE
>>56572607These stories don't really make too much sense considering how Pokemon seem to die way to easily to stuff like arrows, etc. when they shouldn't.
>>56573144It clearly states the purpose at the top of the page. It's probably an exercise for the purpose of improving one's writing in the Pokemon universe.
>>56574486since human and pokemon were seemingly more alike back in the day it is possible pokemon were weaker and/or humans were stronger when the line was more blurred than current day
>>56574163No... not Piloswine... please
>>56574163>piloswineWTF... we better forget about that
>>56573144Its creative writing to integrate Pokemon into a world with spirituality, which was the central idea of Gen IV.
>>56574163Does the Piloswine version mention it being handsome? This will confirm that it was transforming into a human.
>>56574163Why do they have to ruin my favorite pig, it's not like it's hell to look for good hypno art but it's going to ruin the swinub line tooUrsaring and piloswine are involved in this mess, what's next an human getting frisky with a Slowbro?
The moral of the story is you can get away with anything as long as you're handsome
>>56572758I hate everything about it
>>56576692The people obsessed with mystery dungeon are loving it thoughNever understood the appeal of transformation nonsense but this gave them a lot of fuel
>>56576767you have to deeply hate your life to understand the appeal
>>56574132PLA already had that, with a human male and a Froslass having many Snorunt babies.
>>56573983I thought of that too.
>>56574163>PiloswinePost it.
>>56577389So being a teenager?
>>56572607Don't forget him using his powers to make the girl forget about going back to her family.
>When your Typhlosion starts looking at other womanHow do I deal with this?
>Slaking : RAPE>Typhlosion: PEDOPHILIA>Rapidash: GANGBANG>Arceus: Vanilla, handholding, mating press, childhood friend, sex for the purpose of procreationArcanists... I kneel....
>>56578147>Lapras/Octillery just dumps a kid on the guy after fucking him twice and skips townWater girls are such sluts. Would Vaporeon do the same?
>>56577765Theme: Relationship between humans and Pokemon/Human(ish) way of thinking long ago. A time when the line between Pokemon and humans was blurred.There was a village somewhere.One day, a girl from the village went to the mountains to collect firewood.The girl found a dry, dead tree deep in the mountain, so she went deeper and deeper.Before she knew it, the sun was setting and the girl was lost.There was Inomu's feces lying around, and the girl became worried.Then a man was washed from the other side of the forest.The man's face did not resemble any other man in the village, but he was very handsome.the man said."Are you lost? I know the way down the mountain, but your feet make it midnight. I'll take you home tomorrow morning, so you can rest at my place today. Isn’t there?”The girl had no choice but to do as the man said.The man took the girl's hand and started walking.As the sun was setting, we arrived at a large cave."This is my home. You're hungry, right? Wait for me."After saying that, the man walked out of the cave.A while after the man left, I heard the sound of trees shaking in the distance in the mountains. Eventually, the man returned home carrying a large number of red nuts.the man said."After you eat this, let's go to sleep tonight. If you wake up before me, don't look at my face."When the girl woke up the next morning, the man was still asleep.The girl kept her promise to the man and lay down waiting, but eventually fell asleep again.The girl woke up to the sound of a man's voice. When I looked outside, the sun was already setting."Let's eat green fruit today. Wait for me."After saying that, he walked out of the cave.A while after the man left, I heard the sound of trees shaking in the distance in the mountains.When the sun had set, the man returned home carrying a large quantity of green fruit.the man said.
>>56578362"After you eat this, let's go to sleep tonight. If you wake up before me, don't look at my face."The girl said she wanted to go home early because her family was worried.The man yawned loudly and patted the girl on the head.Then the girl completely forgot about her family and home.Then they both ate green fruit and fell asleep.The next day, the two woke up just as the sun was setting, and the man went to pick some nuts, ate them, and went back to sleep.Things continued like this for several days, and eventually the girl realized that the man was Innomu.As winter approached, Inommu dug out the depths of the cave. And he said to the girl."Gather some wood for firewood. Break off the upper branches of any tall trees you can find."The girl tried to do as Inomu said, but she was afraid of tall trees, so she could only climb the lower ones.Inommu said as he gathered some branches and headed home."No, if it's not a higher tree branch, humans will find it."When the snow began to fall, the two lived in a deep hole, sleeping.There was plenty of food. Sometimes I woke up, ate, and went back to sleep.One day, when the girl woke up, she was holding a child in her arms.Several days and nights passed, and when the girl woke up, Inommu said,"Your father is looking for you. But you are my wife so I can't give you back. I have to fight him." the girl said."Please stop it. Please don't kill my father. How can I live with you if my family was killed? You are a good person. So don't go out and sleep here.""Okay. Let's sleep here."The man nodded.The next night, Inomu woke up the girl and said,"Your father is right next to you. Look outside."When the girl went outside, there was a blizzard. The girl climbed a low tree and broke its branch.When Inomu returned to the cave, he was singing. It was a song I had never heard before.
>>56578388"You broke the tree branch. Your father will be here soon. From now on, I will go to do bad things to your father. If I am killed, you will lose my eyes, my voice, and my heart. Take it, and I want you to light a fire where I was killed and let it burn, and I want you to sing this song until it burns out.”the girl said."Please don't kill my father. Please don't. I want you to be killed.""Goodbye. We'll never meet again."After saying that, Inommu went outside.After a while, the girl heard a loud noise and looked outside.Then, the girl's father killed Inomu.The girl ran outside and told her father."Father killed my son. I have lived with him until now. He is my husband. Give me the eyes, heart, and voice of my husband."The girl lit a fire where Inommu was killed and put her eyes, heart, and voice into the flames.Until she burned out, she sang the song she had learned from Inomu.The girl's father built a hut on the outskirts of the village and let the girl and child live there.Spring finally came.The young people of the village often teased and bullied the girl and her child.It got worse day by day, and one day I tried to cover it with Inomu's fur.The girl returned home and complained to her parents."Please tell the villagers not to make fun of us. If we put on that fur, we'll definitely become Innomu. We're already half Innomu."Even when his parents spoke, the villagers did not listen.On the contrary, he became even more amused and covered the girl and the child with Inomu's fur. Then the girl and the child cried loudly and disappeared into the depths of the forest.The two never returned to the village.That's how people found out.Innomu is half human.(Inomu is Piloswine and it's just the Typhlosion story as you can see)
>>56572607she liked it
>>56578362>eventually the girl realized that the man was Innomu.>Inommu said as he gathered some branches and headed home.Why does it remain transformed even after being found out?
>>56572758>Typhlosion started the humanoid fire starter trendAPOLOGIZE
>>56572882based
>>56572758>the part about not looking at their face at night coming from Eros and Psyche or fairly tales like east of the sun, west of the moonkino, someone really put thought into their pokefucking stories
Oh to be Typhlosion's wife...
>>56572758I fucking love thosethis one is even better than the octillery one.
>>56572771I feel as if it all comes down to "Is it okay to fuck a mentally retarded person if they give you consent"
>>56579325Not if you make them mentally retarded by some means, even temporarily. Then it's coercive rape.
>>56572758>Eventually, the girl noticed that the man was a Typhlosion.
>>56579448kek
>>56573380There's an entire genre of myths around the world about how certain animals are actually humanoid once they take off their "animal skin", so some dude marries one. Like I know there's one from some culture about a dude who fucks a seal that took off her seal skin and became a human woman, then contacts him later in a dream to warn him not to kill a specific seal or her child the next time he hunts. Then he does it anyway it turns out to be her and his son.The part about not looking at his face seems like it was taken from The Grateful Crane, which is a Japanese myth about a dude who unknowingly marries a bird who makes him rich. Her only condition is that he not look at her when she's sewing. One day he does and discovers she's a bird, then she goes "well, you broke the rules" and fucks off.
>>56572758Typhlosion was one of my favourite Pokemon ever since GS released but now I can't ever look at him the same way ever again
>>56580513Why don't you want him to be happy with his wife?
>>56580513None of it happened, Game Freak hated that Typhlosion was popular so they’re trying to Me too it.
>>56580513>NOOO stop feeding berries to your wife!!!Weak faggot
>>56572607Normal Typhlosion only, Husuian Tyhplosion is still normal
>>56580692>>56580769>>56580670>>56580513Become one with CHARIZARD, not that yellow freak.
>>56580769Those berries were probably some kind of hallucinogen though
>>56572758are we sure thsi is real and not someone adding shit to the leak?its too fucking good to be real
>>56572758Ah, a Rocko's Quest fan I see.
>>56572758no way this is real lol
>>56579448Did he ask for 3.50?
>>56572758>Eventually, the girl noticed that the man was a Typhlosion
Arceusbros we win
>>56572758what the fuck
>>56581627Doesn't Arceus literally turn into a girl and get fucked by some dude? It's hot though.
>>56581001Typhlosion is more sexable than Charizard
>>56581800Wait nvm im a dumbass.
>>56572607Piccolo's Pokemon?
>>56580513Typhlosion was literally just trying to be a good husband and gave his wife food and shelter
>>56572882I hate you.
>>56581627Arceus is a woman and has a human husband? Is that where the sinnoh legendaries all came from?Are they still together? Would explain why you can a newborn palkia or dialga.
>>56582014It's a creation myth draft
>>56572758They do nothing with Typhlosion for years, no real way of getting one for nearly a decade. Do you think one of the lead devs read this, and refused to put him in to prevent this gooner from getting off?>captcha: HRT 0N
>>56572758I don't know if I should be sickened or impressed that this feels like an actual pre-disneyfied fairy tale, except they swapped the fae and trolls with pokemon.
alright imma need to see that Rapidash story
>>56572758>masuda
>>56582256Actually that's for the jannybot to not recognize this edited OP image as a porn pic stolen from Paheal or another hentai website and delete this thread instantly The guy who spams VidyaButts on /v/ has made over 13000 edits of his OP image to get away with it before a human jannytranny's manual deletion.
>>56572758So no one's gonna mention the whole "take my eyes, voice, and heart" thing?
>>56581827Lies
>>56582699someone should actually translate these instead of us constantly throwing these AI wokecleansed ones around
>>56582784That's in a lot of the stories, it's linked to the lake guardians
>>56582804based thanks
>>56582784Recurring theme in a few stories, remember these are Sinnoh stories, they're meant to tie into the lake trio.
More crazy stuff from the leak.
>>56572758>MFW the "my mom's yellow human" meme is now canonFuck everything
>>56580513Weak.That fic strengthened my love for typhcutie
What's the big deal? None of this is canon lore. They're exercises for writers and extremely common when making a game.
>>56582862Incineroar fucks delcatty to impress his bro male meowstic
>>56583079>MORE DENIAL AND COPE
If you picked Kris in Crystal and chose cyndaquil just know that typhlosion raped you (and you liked it)If you picked Lyra in HGSS, Thyplosion raped you as well (and you liked it even more)Typhlosion fucked Flannery as well btw.Typhlosion does not spear any human women and they all crave his BPC and it's cannon unlike Machampcucks.
>>56583079it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephilia.We have gamefreak's support on pokephilia, no matter how much you want to cry about muh degeneracy
>>56583117Good thing I picked Ethan and female chikorita, huh
>>56583115Have you ever worked on a game? If a worker wrote a paragraph about chanseys having gigantic futa penises then trashed it, is it canon now? It's shocking how many people are learning how game dev works.
>>56583161How many kids do you have with her?
>>56572758>/vp/ wrote fanfics about Lyra fucking Quilava>Turns out GF themselves had beat them to the punch
>>56583079why can't I be entertained by development material? even when it's not canon and even if it's made as a joke or exercise?
>>56583193like 5
>>56583079The deal for me is that these are examples of prime world-building material, along with the whole creation myth stuff, which could make for really interesting and in-depth stories in the games and yet we consistently get served shallow slop and only vague hints of more cool stuff out of our reach, not to mention that this kind of richer story could affect how they approach gameplay if they put more of this stuff into the games.
>>56572758Yellow human.
>>56583092He reacts when his bro's there in the hopes of roping him into a threesome so he has an excuse to be in a sexually charged context with his bro. That cat gay as fuck.
>>56583456that's NUTS
>>56582342They revisited these documents, they made Hisuian Typhlosion.
>>56572758KEK
Can somebody post the arceus one
>Us? We're already half Typhlosion.
>>56572758>Put the skin of a dead animal on a person>person then TFs into said animalTyphlosions are skinwalkers? This is literally how they're stated to work in myth.Also, I'm late to the game here - where did these text files come from? What games are they supposed to be associated with - a DPP beta of some kind or the new Legends one that's coming out? Can anyone verify that they're actually real and came from an official source?
what did they do to my goatttt NOO
>>56582804The horsefuckers are going to have a field day with this one.
>All this copium and tears and rage from anti pokefuckersWe can't stop winning, pokefucker bros
Feraligatr is now the undisputed GOAT starter of gen 2
>>56583747>rapes Silver's mom>rapes protag's mom>rapes Whitney because why notEh, nothing personal Feralicuck.
>>56583747why doesnt he get a story of his own then?
doujins when?
>>56583862>does not get a story where he rapes little girlsbut that is a win
>>56583913that's one way of seeing it i guess...
>>56572630The fanart was right.Made for tight human pussy.
>>56573380There's a badger yokai within that same shapeshifter class as tanuki and kitsune.
>>56572758I'm actually impressed. This reads much closer to a genuine folk story or mythological tale from a naturalistic religion than you'd think they would be capable of writing.Whoever wrote it knew his stuff.
>>56584123It's just even more infuriating that they have the capability of writing stuff on that level, something with a clearly thought out world around it, yet deliver some absolutely cookie cutter-tier generic story in the actual retail games.
>>56573380To carry on what the other anon said, the "not looking at your partner" element is both found in Armor and Psyche but was also popularised in the west by the Melusine story. That one comes closer since it involves a half human being.The other element is the Animal Bride motif.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_as_Bridegroom
>>56584188Anon, this is a kids game. They cater to the audience with the final product and you are not it
>>56584188Anything decent they write probably gets rejected and then they write stuff like this to let off steam, before going to write the cookie-cutter stories that make it into the games.
>>56572758I want to go back to yesterday when the worse thing about my favorite starter was some autism making shitposts on /vp/...
Tonight... you...
>>56584327Oh no, I don't expect them to put any lewd stuff or what have you, I just wish the lore and world-building of the main games was better thought-out/presented and that the side games - where they can cut loose a bit more - was more daring in terms of overall characterization.They have a lot of untapped potential in this franchise as a whole and yet they waste it by focusing on stuff like sandwhich/picnic gimmicks instead of polishing up the basis of their games.
>>56584469Kek
>>56572615cyndafag copemeganium CHADS won
>>56572607This shit is fucking hilarious, so much for that child friendly shit Game Freak tries to be.
>>56584469My sides
>>56578147someone post the rapidash one
>>56583599>T-THEY'RE JUST LIKE US
>>56583747Never thought this would be how Feraligatr wins the gen 2 starter offs, but a win is a win.
>>56584469AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>56572615>roofies>consensualyeah nah
>>56584469Bravo anon
>>56572758Our mon will never beat the Typhlogations...
>>56583747He always was the GOAT
>typhlosion was my first starter as a kid>always had a crush on it and ampharos but was in insane denial until relatively recentlyI'm going to get raped and impregnated, aren't I?
>>56572607It's so over... the Pokemon I first played through HGSS with as a kid was a rapist all along...
>>56584549
>>56572758>Typhlosion are half-human beignsBut then how did Typhlosion exist in the first place?
>>56584701God did it.
>>56584701the lore itself says that at the begining there wasn't much difference between humans and pokeymen
>>56584701>>Typhlosion are half-human beignsThe first pokemon with a job
>>56584701A human wore a Quilava pelt and turned into one.
>>56584698>They are my husbands. If you need, you may hunt them. Don't kill the female Rapidashes or PonytaRapidashes are fucking traitors.
>>56584762Same thing happens in the Ursaring story. Seems like female mons will offer up their husbands to be killed once they have kids. It's all a fable about sustainable hunting
>>56583662Someone draw this
>>56584749The juxposition between at some point humans and pokemon fucking, to humans shoving pokemon into pokeballs and forcing them into battle and pokemon liking it is such a tonal shift. What the hell happened?
>>56583747>>56584560>>56584617ENTER
>>56584749>the lore itself says that at the begining there wasn't much difference between humans and pokeymeni think most of these myths are about how they don't know what their differences are and how they should treat each other
>>56584812Canonically this one would fuck human shotas.
>>56572607FREE MY NIGGA!
>>56584811Arceus became battle crazy, remember she created the battle reverie
>>56584864source?
>>56572758You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this. *hands her a bowl of berries*
>>56584964Joke about Ash's Chikorita/Bayleef wanting to fuck him.
>>56584844uhhh no its about sex with pokemon this was made by gameFREAK after all they're appealing to the epstein diddy gooners
>Humans always produce pokemon offspringSo humans are like dittos.
>>56585022Not exactly, the Lapras/Octillery story had a human son at the end.
>>56584848If they release him from his contract I'd swoop him up for a five year deal with a ludicrous sign on bonus.
>>56585088It's funny to me that him being half Octillery or Lapras has nothing to do with his story, he just hates Ursaring for some reason
>>56572607If her cunny was capable of producing babies without a C-section, then our gigabased Typoo isn't a paedo you dumb burgerstani fucktard.
>>56585177It must have been a small egg.
>>56585177You know it would be born a Cyndaquil, do you?
Sadest one of the bunch.
>>56585210>>56585229The baby was a human
>>56585292Since when are you under the impression in the pokemon world humans don't come from eggs as well? The games never showed any woman being pregnant
>>56585328The egg would've been too huge for a child to lay
>>56584469Fucking KEK!!!!
>>56585328Fair point.Also why humans would be different from Pokémon? If they "were the same" to the point of being able to PROCREATE.Human-like egg group, man.
>>56585279>not the jealous brother murdering his ursaring sister-in-law, causing hlthe brother to disappear into the forest in grief
>>56584469Oh nonono
>people literally shidding and farding and developing ptsd over artists making weird shit that never saw the light of day.Grow the fuck up holy shit.
>>56585456Idk, it's just something about being raped and hiding the fact that you gave birth to an abomination only for it to be killed then killing yourself just gets to me.
>>56585328The anime did, and it's canon.
>>56585687>animeYou should ignore anything that comes from that pile of garbage
>>56582801Sorry anon, Typhlosion is built for plapping human women and filling them with his seed. Charizard was always my favourite when I was younger but his dick just doesn't compare to BTC.
>>56581800>>56582014this is just one of the scratched ideas, theres many revisions to the docsin the others arceus kills the giants and makes the others from their limbs
>>56579325Not if you MAKE them retarded
>>56585591only genuinely entertaining thing about this leakbetter than un-unfinished content of games that were pretty much unfinished because they were rushed
>>56572634>rapidash onePlease post it.
>>56581800>find a woman out in the middle of nowhere>marry her>she has your kids>suddenly after she gives birth she turns into a giant eldritch being probably destroying the house in the process>Tells you shadow version of herself is coming and will probably destroy the world>'Please raise our children with care.">leaveslol
>>56585793gallop is rapidash
The could have had cute babies.
>>56572607So is this all of them?:>>56572758Typhlosion>>56582804Rapidash>>56585172Octillery>>56585279Slaking>>56581800Arceus
>>56585916>*Sniffs*>What a beautiful story!
>>56583682It was probably where the idea for Hisuian Typhlosion came from.In universe, I think Typhlosion were originally Fire/Ghost type but lost their Ghost typing probably due to lack of use or spiritual places to evolve in.Theoretically, you could probably evolve a Quilava into Hisuian Typhlosion in Alola (if Marowak can do it, why not?) but I don't think the devs came up with that idea in S/M.
>>56585995Missing Ursaring, that one is tragic
>>56572607well MY typhlosion isn't. We have consensual loving sex.
>>56585995here's Ursaring
>>56581253Don't worry anon it's just an fanfic, not connected to the leak. It can't hurt you.
>>56572758I just know Ohmori wrote all of these
This drawing now has another meaning.
>>56586099jesus fucking christ
>>56586211We already know who wrote them anon. Suguru Nakatsui
I'm so lost what are these...?
>>56580513Why would I be upset about Typhlosion being based?
>>56586099Now I'm reminded of ainu stories about bears, this was probably heavily inspired by one.
>>56586353this desu ^ he went up in my starter tierlist for sure
>>56586277poke folklore stories that didn't make it into Diamond/Pearl/Platinum that were included in the big leak.
>>56586277>massive Game Freak data leak happened>people are looking for cut content from the games>one folder has some writer's drafts for Sinnoh folklore that depict human on pokemon marriage, sex or murder>people fixate on that tiny folder out of all things because lmao pokephilia
>>56586416>>56586441thank you.Still can't believe pokerape is real now
>>56586099>Out hunting>Came across a BEAUTIFUL Ursaring>"Oh no, poor me, just a lone Ursaring all by my lonesome in the forest with no males to mate with. Uwu, please don't shoot me I'll do ANYTHING.">They have sexI know these are meant to be lore/fables. But dammit if doesn't read like a furry's fanfic of a world where pokemon could speak.
>>56585172What the fuck was his problem?
>>56586518The younger brother didn't have sex with his Ursaring wife though, she had kids with male Ursaring that appeared after they stopped hunting them. The younger brother was a literal cuck.
>>56586705they gathered berries together wdym
>>56585172>The man had relations and then threw it back into the seakek
I find it really funny how humans are this capable of killing and eating pokemon.
>>56586705His wife let him kill and eat her previous Ursaring mates though
>>56586780i find it really funny how human are this capable of killing and eating animals
>>56586779How else would he clean his onahole?
>>56586225>Sir, I love your daughter and she loves me. I am asking for your blessing, not your permission.
>>56572607>(You can take it girl, stop runnin', uh)(You can take it girl, stop runnin', uh)>(You can take it girl, stop runnin', uh)(You can take it girl, stop runnin', uh)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5bSFf0mC0k
>>56586819it sounded like he nutted and then yeeted it back into the ocean with no regard to its safety
>>56572607Not my pure Pokemon Brand being destroyed, think of the children
>>56586882
>>56572607its a fucking myth, are you guys retarded?
>>56586885>think of the childrenTyphlosion definitely was
>>56585995You're missing Ursaring and Milotic
>>56580513Totodile nation wins again
>>56586494>pokerape???
>>56578147Lemme see the Arceus one. I’m curious.
>>56582804>He is male, he has no childern, so if you need, you may hunt himMale incel rapidash bros are we in danger?!?!?!
>>56582862Incinebluds...
>>56583161B-B-B-BASED?!
>>56587336Probably this one, there are lots about Aus and the rest
>>56587137
>>56585088And he was an absolute mad lad
can someone edit that "she looks like she fucks x" but with all these pokemon and the image of a pokegirl of your choice?
>>56572882wish it would get worked on more
>>56572607>Typhlosion is a fucking pedo rapist
>>56587137kek
>>56587607Charizard knows the truth, he works at Game Freak.
>>56583682Isn't there a Norwegian folktale where a woman transforms to a werewolf with a wolf pelt?
>>56587147What was the Milotic? There was also a Lapras one but it basically replaced the Octillery story.
>>56584650Lucky you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7wYbXbmZw4>This scene from Pokemon Chronicles has more context now
>>56587817There is no Milotic story. The document of the Lapras story just has Milotic in the header, supposedly it was about Milotic first.
It's really funny that we get an official instance of human X pokemon sex, and it's the human's consent that's brought into question. What a world.
>>56587907Diddyphlosio.
>>56587736yes, and it's a fairly common theme in folklore
>>56587894Watch out Jimmy.....
>>56583747>rapes Ivysaur
>>56572607Oh, sheesh, front facing 3d Typhlosion. It changed so much.
>>56572607Welcome to the Club Fire Badger thing
>>56587979Jigglypuffy
IF HER AGE IS ON THE CLOCK, SHE'S READY FOR THE TYPHLOCOCK
>>56587895>about milotic first>the lapras and octillery stories are just the same one with the species swappedDid they make a version of that story for every water-type?
>>56589322Nah, just Lapras and OctilleryThe cave mindrape story was about Slaking first, then got changed to Typhlosion, and the final version had PiloswineBut for some reason Typhlosion got all the blame lmao
>>56579448
>>56589688>But for some reason Typhlosion got all the blame lmaoGame Freak has been trying to sabotage typhosion or decades, so it became the automatic scapegoat.
>>56589688Typhlosion is a starter pokemon, that's a higher level of popularity than slaking and octillery
My asexual autistic friend's favorite Pokemon was typhlosion. I wonder how he's taking the news.
>>56573144It's literally just some dumb stories they made in their free time. People here are taking it way to seriously. Who wrote it? I think some anon in other thread said it's the same guy that write the fucked up dex entries and those pokestar studio stories. Don't trust me because I don't have the thread anymore though.
We won
>>56591830Yeah feraligatr doesn't score any pussy so he is more relatable to feraligatr fans.
THEY GOT YOUR MAIN ON SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGES. THAT NIGGA YOU BEAT THE ELITE4 WITH
>>56591784I think adapting real world folklore to the universe of pokemon, especially in the generation where mythology was obviously a central writing interest, is actually a really inspired worldbuilding choice.But of course media literacy is at an all time low so people see this and just go "wtf gamefreak are coomer furries"
>>56591848No. He just prefers fucking older women.
>exactly zero stories regarding hypno as a groomerFUCKING APOLOGIZE! HE DID NOTHING WRONG!
>>56591830He doesn't need to hypnotize them.
>>56585591I thought I was a meme but people are legit having meltdowns online over it
>>56592166>pathetic concession of "come back"Accepted, bye.
>>56592094There is no literacy problem here. The stories become sexual very quickly.
>>56572607I will no longer be choosing Cyndaquil as a starter from now on.
>>56592213Why would he need one when he already had one in the games?
>>56592213HE BEAT THE ALLEGATIONSThis is my formal apology to Hypno, Drowzee and those who enjoy these upstanding pokemon.
>>56589688Slaking has another rape story
>>56572607Every time I see this post I keep thinking of someone bursting into a room and saying it like this:
>>56592250>The stories become sexual very quicklyAs did the myths they're based on. Did you know that sex & passion is a pretty common theme in most world mythologies? It might benefit you to be a little more curious.
>>56572607Chris Typloshion
>>56592312Not him and I know, and it means the cultures also want to fuck animals. Juist because you say "BUT IT IS A MYTH!" the fact that it is accepted and not rejected, tells a lot about a culture.That's how they fuck donkeys in that south american country and nobody cares, or camels in the desert.Those cultures simply weren't that much into it, just some.
>>56592213Canonically he is the only legit groomer, since none of the other stories made it into the games
>>56572607>AUTISTS WHEN FOLKLOREIm just glad retard faggots like you will never breed, or affect real life beyond shitting your panties over some weird lore shit while samefagging online. If weird yokai stories trigger this retard so much, imagine if you had enough braincells to actually affect the world
>>56587137pffft
>>56592431The issue is most of the people crying about this are normies on Xitter. They're making memes about it but also trying to take the moral high ground. It's confusing
>>56585172>Fucks an Octopus>Tosses it in the sea in shame>Comes back the next day to do it againThis is some /fit/ story shit
>>56592213Hypno is the only pokemon to actually kidnap a little girl and attack the person that was going to save her...
>pedo rapistUh, UH, BASED DEPARTMENT HELLO????
>>56572758The more I think about this the more it reminds me to the Juan Oso story, where a bear kidnaps a woman and keeps her captive in a cave. They eventually have a child, and after several years, they manage to escape. In some versions, the son kills the father. However, when they return to town, the boy is bullied for being half bear, which leads him to either return to the forest or set out to travel the world in search of his place.
>>56578147>Arceus gets the most pure mythosA thousand hands typed these stories
>>56592406A lot of the time, it turns out to be a female Hypno, which discredits anything that's untoward in a specifically sexual nature. But was that Hypno intending to kill and eat the girl for esoteric psychic powers? Absolutely.
>>56592672
>>56593077I think it fits Slaking better
>>56593092i didnt make it
>>56572607>Grew up with Pokemans from day one.>Always liked Cyndaquill the best from 2nd gen.Hell yeah, feels good to have your EXQUISITE tastes confirmed. Typhlosion the best.
>>56572607It is so over tardphloshitbros....
>>56593092Slaking was taking revenge on the girl that was killing and torturing Slakoths Typhlosion did it because he wanted to
Maybe I should start a Crystal or HGSS playthrough and choose Cyndaquil as my starter...
>>56592672I had forgotten about pedobear, fuck i'm old.
>>56593283>Typhlosion did it because he wanted toHe did it out of love
>>56581800>god is a woman
>>56572758hot
>>56584469lmao
>>56572607No no noIt's lifted straight from a Haida myth https://haidalegends.blogspot.com/2011/12/haida-mother-bear-story.html?m=1
>>56584469
>>56582862this is the ussop and luffy shit again,
>>56577739Ive seen this mentioned, where is this in game?
>>56584469>All I know is "ball", and "good">and RAPE
