A conversation between these three would be priceless
goddamnit I'm sick of these jokes already THE SLAKING AND TYPHLOSION STORIES ARE MEANT TO BE IN UNIVERSE FOLKLORE. THEY DID NOT HAPPEN. Hypno however did abduct children as that's in its pokedex entry
>>56573261>HYPPNOOOOOOOOOO>SLAKINGKINGKINGSLAAAAA>TYPLHOSIOOOOOOON
>>56573261Why is my bro Typhlosion a rapist
The Rapist Trio
>>56573284>people are implied to be fucking pokemon in universe(SM, PLA)>Pokemon has a consistent point about marriage between man and mon being a thing historically>the stories are written generally with the protag having no shits to give about their partner being an animalNot all myths are entirely fantastical, yes not the whole thing but Pokemons setting seems to heavily lean into the general idea not just being symbolic.
>>56573261Hypno is a victim of slander
im fucking losing my sides maaan my stomach hurts holy shit this is the best day ever
>>56573261>>56573313Everything makes sense now
>>56573261ironic that hypno didnt have a story like that st lesst for now
WHYDOESNORMANHAVETWOSLAKINGS
>>56573519mom is freaky like that
>human male has sex with an octillery/lapras and rapidash>everyone thinks its funny>human female has sex with a typhlosion and slaking>NOOOOOOOO THIS IS RAPEWhy the double standards?
>>56573529Gamefreak back then was like 99% dudes. Why the fuck are guys writing Slaking dicks? And saving it like it's a treasure?
>>56573519Double the rape. It's more efficient.
>>56573529Slaking and Octillery were both rape.Rapidash was arguably consensual though the story doesn't provide many details so it's hard to say.Typhlosion definitely comes off as predatory but again not many details.
>>56573769Octillery was not rape because she kept coming back for more and never once called the Palafin police.
>>56573519SLAKED.COM
Give me the rundown on Typhlosion.
>>56573854You see, girls lust for his cock on sight, and he has the ability to hypnotize them to enforce it more.
>>56573261What's the Typhlosion thing?
>>56573529because one has consent, yes even the octillery one, the other doesnt
>>56573261hypno was trying to stop them actually
>>56573854>girl finds him>BERY HANDSOMU>they sleep>???>girl gets pregnant
>>56574094
>>56573346where is the implied pokefucking in SM?
>>56573346>>people are implied to be fucking pokemon in universe(SM, PLA)Also Colosseum, PokéSpecial manga, etc also have implied this, though I guess they're not mainline canon so
>>56574660Its during the necrozma section or something? Its an unsubtle joke about a guy with a lopunny in an apartment.
>>56574385This one isn't as bad as I expected.
>>56574094he kidnapped a young woman and had a child with her
>>56573529The women were raped, it wasn't consensual on their end. Which is based.
is there anything on bulbasaurs being rapists too?
>>56573284There's an ingame event where hypno abducts a child. Pokedex entry is underselling it.
>>56573817The Palafin police don't have jurisdiction in ancient Sinnoh/Hisui
>>56573372KEK
>>56574385Do you got the rest of these?
>>56573370Same here. I expected some scrapped pokemon and beta sprites. I DID NOT expect official pokemon rape stories.
>>56573372Underrated.
i haven't kept up with this franchise since gen 8, what the FUCK do you mean typhlosion raped a woman?
>>56573261>make pokemon that's a lazy monkey with a big bulbous nose and dark fur>make same pokemon a rapist and tribalisticWhat did gamefreak mean by this?
>>56574385Is that fanfic, from the "leak", or real?
>>56576131 his face and belly fur is literally light
>>56573261>and the Hypnos steal our pokecoins through their Psychic-occupied government, and use the Slaking to bring rare candy into our oppressed Unovan minority communities
>>56576759from the leak, in HaveSomeFun\DP仕様\pmyth, ai translated from japanese
so where is the Slaking story? i heard it's the worst one
>>56576939
>>56576939The Urasing is the worst one.
>>56573312A pedo rapist
>>56575136You leave my toady boy out of your sick fantasies, fuckface.
>>56577051How tf can it be worse than the monkey one which involves rape and actual killing (including child murder)Post it
>>56577196Complete bear genocide. I didn't save it.
>>56573519They take turns.Truant ability, remember.
>>56573284This. Those stories are far-fetched even within the context of Pokémon. since when have Typhlosion has the ability to transform into humans? Why would a woman give birth to a Slakoth? They’re meant as cautionary fairy tales in universe not shit that actually happened
>>56573519Brendan's mom is getting foursome'd tonight
>>56573284>zoomzooms get filtered by fairy taleskek what being terminally online from birth does to them.
>>56577582>thinking its the mom they have sex with
>>56573519one of those slakings is your real dad
>>56578180IS THAT WHY BRENDAN PRETENDS TO HAVE WHITE HAIR
>>56574342Don't forget>you have to eat these red eggs>you have to eat these green eggs
>>56573372>>56573261CHADrizard would never rape or groom, this is why he won over Typhlosion.
both Slaking and typhosion stories are very similar to old legends about Bigfoot-like creatures
>>56577019Kek, based, canon.
>>56573769>Oh no I beached myself again in the exact same spot I got raped yesterday nooo haha guess I'll have his childOctillery and Lapras were not raped
>>56573261>A Pokemon with legendary-tier BST decides it wants YOUR assScarier than any Hypno kek
>>56578460>Bigfootwhere are the Sneasler stories at
>>56573284Pokedex entries are just something the player character came up with when registering the pokemon. Hence things like the Alakazam 5000 IQ and Margcargo being hotter than fucking sun.
>>56578609Is that why they were genociding the Slakoth? Get 'em while they're young and weak?
>>56578996Pistol Shrimps IRL can fire bubbles that temporarily become hotter than the surface of the sun.
>>56577506All these stories are from ancient sinnoh so this is hisuian typhlosion doing the rape not the regular one
>Tfw no female Hypno to hypnotize me into a breeding rut with herIt hurts
>>56580704Only male pokemon rape
>>56580704Based hypno enjoyer
>>56573519Why would a successful trainer from Johto suddenly uproot his family to the swampy humid hoenn region? I think we need an investigation of Norman's "gym".
>>56578224it all comes together!
>>56580847Sex
>>56573769Rapidash only gave herself up to save her babies, female relatives and their babies from being eaten by poke-bong settlers.
>>56573284It happened tho
>>56573519He's such a lucky kek
>>56575136I hope so
Someone pls give me a qrd on typhlosion slaking and octillery
>>56573529>Men willingly pull their dicks out and have sex with pokemon>Both times women have sex with pokemon (slaking and typhlosion) the women were unconscious You tell me how it's not rape anon
>>56583141Slaking and Typhlosion have leaked canon stories where they lured away and raped young unsuspecting human girls.Hypno has a dex entry that suggest he lures away unsuspecting young girls.
>>56583203I get that it's in the leak but coming from GF doesn't necessarily mean canon, how do we know this stuff isn't just some FA fanfic?
>>56580704>>56580847This little fucker did so much damage to me. The first thing I ever jerked off to was that Hypno's Lullaby romhack. Never been the same since.
>>56573284it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephilia.We have gamefreak's support on pokephilia, no matter how much you want to cry about it
>>56573261who films the scene?
>>56583250>coming from GF doesn't necessarily mean canonIt's in GF's repo of pokemon-related information alongside inspirations for and the official ages of trainers that appear in the games and anime. Either way, you just asked for a qrd, and I gave you one.
>>56583141Typhlosion hypnotizes a human girl into having his babiesSlaking impregnates a woman that killed Slakoths and said woman births a SlakothAnd some dude finds a Octillery on the beach and fucks it until the Octillery becomes pregnant and births a human baby that proceeds to kill Ursarings
>>56583141>Typhlosionpretends to be a man so he can kidnap a kid and make her pregnant (baby was human)>SlakingCaptures some bitch who used to murder his kind and rapes her in revenge. She became pregnant (baby was a Pokemon)>octilleryRepeatedly beaches herself because she knows some dude will show up to fuck her. Ends up pregnant.
>>56578460There is a native American bigfoot type story but it has a giant cock that can destroy trees.
>>56583141>typhlosionGirl gets lost in mountain, mystery man houses her and is actually a typhlosion, they fuck, she goes "I hope my dad kills you", dad kills Typhlosion and she has a woman moment "nooooo he was my husband how could you">SlakingBuncha idiots perform animal cruelty on Slakoths, tribe of Slakings gets back to them by raping one of their girls, she kills herself with the corpse of her dead Slakoth kid, everything turned out ok after that
>>56583481>because she knows some dude will show up to fuck herI mean what man could possibly resist thisLook at those dick sucking lips
>>56583684If a human female? Tentacle rape. if human male? Dick suck. Win-win.
>>56583684literally made for big human cock
>>56573284Oh yes, i'm sure that was the intention
>>56573261I expect their names are on the Diddy list.
>>56583203>canon
>>56578359CHUDRIZARD WON BECAUSE THIS IS POKEFUCKER THREAD NOW, CHUDERINO
>>56573519he's a busy man and it will take more than one to keep his wife satisfied
>>56585264Cope and seethe
>>56573261Holy fuck I can’t stop laughing
