boy do i love being alive!
>>56575081Dont get stabbed now!
>>56575081Run little guy! The hisuian women are coming!
>>56575081I just realize those things don't even have ears in the first place, so how come the raped chick and her friends are said to "cut off their ears and eyes before stabbing them"?
>>56575134>Slakoth adapted to not have ears because deranged women kept cutting them offdeepest lore
>>56575081>he doesn't know
>>56575134They were obviously cut off
>>56575134Have you heard that Elephants are evolving smaller tusks?
Hmmm I think I'll mutilate some slakoths with a knife! And kill them! That sounds like fun! :D
hes so cute
>>56575081Context?
>>56575448One of the leaks basically says humans keep killing Slakoths for fun and then a woman in the group ended raped and impregnated by a Slaking
>>56575551You forgot the best part>her friends killed her baby slakoth and then she killed herself
>>56575551>killing and rapingDo you got that leak? This sounds a little too absurd for game freak
>>56575656NO SHITWHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE ALL FREAKING OUT
>>56575656
>>56576073>Pokemon Original SinEAT. SHIT. LIONBROS. “Lion original sin” NOW WE GOT AN ORIGINAL SIN TOO. GET. FUCKED.
>>56575134>>56575172>yfw legends hoenn introduces a ghost regional slakoth with ears
>>56575081You love rape
These stories sound similar to ancient Greek or Japanese myths. Coomers are having a hard time not seeing porn
>>56577606A lot of greek mythos is basically porn
>>56575081>PAOW!>You are Dead!
Slakoth! Be careful of humans with swords! They aren't your pals!
>>56580459Don't listen to him, bro. Human chicks are great.
>>56581322Vigoroth and Slaking did nothing wrong
>>56575081Why did they torture the sloths if there was no video recording technology to share the torture with other sloth torture enthusiasts around the world?
>>56577606>>56577719There is no way that our ancestors weren't jerking off to their mythology. They had no internet or tv what were they supposed to do?
>>56582777I'd feel weird whacking off to Zeus banging mortal women
Pokemon is fun!
>>56582686Wow, zoomer retard can't understand torturing small animals just for the fun of it and not for social media clout. Smh my damn head senpai
>>56575081
monkey torture as gameplay
>>56583777Some Circe and Calypso scenes in the Odyssey feel like fap fics
anyone else like to watch those slakoth torture videos on poketube?
