>This look was actually canonDo you guys think they were already coming up with Lapras stories all the way back during Gen I's development? People have made jokes about the way Lapras is looking at the viewer for fucking ages, absolutely wild that there's a Lapras story in the leaks.
>>56576385>Laprases can read your mind>Kept coming back to a guy that just so happened to be willing to fuck her if she washed up on shoreWhat are the odds that she already knew he'd do it and intentionally beached herself the first time?
Post the story
>>56576829it's the octillery pump and dump one but with Lapras I didn't download it yet
post yfw its all canon
>>56576829
>>56576576>Reads minds>Understands human speech>Washes up knowing full well what's going to happen>Keeps coming back for more>That look in the official artJesus FUCKING Christ
>>56576922>>56576977Now I understand why their population bounced back, conservational efforts were just a cover up for the Lapras population boom
>>56576922holy shit. hoooooooly fucking shit. not ONLY do humans and pokemon fuck, but they have children together.
>>56576868
>>56577217There's another one about a woman who gave birth to a Slakoth. Real olden myth-type stuff.
>>56577342fucking wild. i never thought we'd get anything like this, it's insane.
>all pokemon are compatible with humans no matter their egg group>so far all of the pokesex stories feature impregnation>in the male human x female pokemon ones, the offspring is the mother's species as usual>with the exception of the Lapras/Octillery one where it's a human boy>and the Arceus one but that's having sex with god>on the male pokemon x human female ones, the offspring is ALWAYS the male's species for some reasonso if you were a pokephile and fucked your pokemon, you'd risk having a human child, curious...
>>56577535doesn't the typhlosion one end up with the woman having a human child? i think it's just 50/50 whether you get a human or a pokemon.
>>56577535>so if you were a pokephile and fucked your pokemon, you'd risk having a human child, curious...Interesting implication about N...
Pikajota and Insomniac (pre Nintendo'd) are eating good today?
>>56577613the typhlosion one is a bit vague, it describes the rapist and the child as being "half-human"
>>56576922How many of these are there?rapidashslakothlaprasoctilleryteddiursathyplosionIs that all of them so far?
>>56578278there's an arceus one too, but arceus takes the form of a human woman so it's a lot more in line with real-world mythology.
>people getting baited by Cynthia's ff.net ramblings
>>56578476Cynthia's ramblings? the fuck you talking about willis?
>Walking along the beach one day looking for a good spot to fish>Been kind of horny lately, to the point where you jokingly think to yourself "I'm so horny, I could fuck a Pokemon!">See a Lapras beached on the shore>Walk up to it to see if it needs help>It gives you that classic Lapras glance>Think you're imagining the look it's giving you because horny>As though it read your mind (it did), it rolls over on its side and clearly presents itself>What>Next thing you know you're balls deep in Lapras>You finish and guide her back to the sea in a daze>The next day you're walking along the beach, unsure if yesterday was just a dream>You see the Lapras again>Is this the real life>Is this just Laprussy
>>56577217That was confirmed in legends Arceus
>>56578519Fucking hell
>>56578519>Been kind of horny lately, to the point where you jokingly think to yourself "I'm so horny, I could fuck a Pokemon!"I read that in the same way as CDI Link's "I'm so hungry, I could eat an octorok!" If that was intentional bravo.
>>56578519>human dick is so good it decides to come back for moreWhy are female pokemon like this
>>56578597Anon, this Laprussy is what all true pokemon trainers strive for!
>people spend a decade arguing exactly what was intended by the marriage line>beta materials leak>"We meant 'people fucked Lapras and married Rapidash'."This is the last thing I expected in my lifetime.
>>56578597It was
>>56578620male pokemon can't compare and they prefer human girls
>>56578541the froslass thing is different, she was in the form of a human the whole time and it was ambiguous whether the snorunt were fathered by the human guy or not. (likely not since it's implied to have happened a long time ago)way different from "dude sees a fucking octopus on the beach and goes 'yeah imma fuck this' and then the octopus comes back for more dick the next day and they have a kid together" like we just got.
>>56578620I mean, that's how it works in reality too. Humans are just the best at it.
hate to be a normal fag but does that mean the Vaporeon copypasta is no longer a shitpost?
>>56576385>>56576576>>56578519>Lived long enough to see the Pokemon that made me feel funny as a kid become a canon slut for human men that keeps coming back for moreWhat a time to be alive.
>>56578670>male pokemon prefer insanity and headaches in a humanoid form I personally wouldn't allow them to do that if I was in charge, to spare them the pain.
>>56578638>>56578629Dangerously based>>56578620see>>56578710You ever seen those stories about female ostriches?Humans are good at two things: fighting and fucking. If we encounter another species, we will either try to fight it (see: floridaman, australians) or fuck it. We will literally fight or fuck any alien species we meet into extinction and I sure hope it's the latter.
>>56578743Yes.>>56578788Now I feel good about those shitposts with vegeta images about single-handedly reviving the lapras population.
>>56578620I don't want to burst your bubble but it kinda works like that for real life tooHumans are freaky like that, the male parts were selectively breed for giving pleasure, when compared to most prey animals we have godlike endurance too, the part about coming back for more is also realCursed knowledge bro, it's all so cursed and I hate the fact that is well researched and documented
>>56577535Arnt these stories really old? Like when legends Arceus takes place these stories are considered ancient. I'm kinda doubting modern Humans in Pokemon could breed with Pokemon to create offspring. But it happening in the ancient past could explain why some humans have psychic powers.
>>56578788You and me both, brother.
>>56578823Human males unironically have some of the highest sexual stamina in the animal kingdom when it comes to males of their species. Most animals cum within seconds or a couple of minutes, only the most hair-trigger human men are on the same level. We also have basically the highest dick to body mass ratio in the animal kingdom, our penises are almost comically large relative to our size. It's heavily theorized that there was some kind of sexual selection process in humans that was designed around maximizing pleasure for the purpose of improved bonding with our mates. In short, human men are genuinely just built better.
>>56576576Hot as fuck.
>>56578861>>56578948>Lapras kept coming back because she was genuinely getting the time of her lifeThis is like a jigsaw puzzle coming together, holy fuck. I bet there's gonna be a small wave of Lapras fanart that comes about from this.
>>56579026there better be, lapras has always been criminally underrated.
>>56578847i need those shitpost images right now
>>56579106it's literally just me posting the vegeta thumb pose saying I was the one who single-handedly repopulated the species, I was having a giggle but seems like it's canon so
>>56579125MY FUARKING HERO
>Yeah I love grooming pokemon>You...mean making pokemon look ni->NO, Lauren, I mean I like pokemon that make sexual advances on unsuspecting trainers
>>56578899The game implies the two snorunt holding the journal are the man's kids with his Froslass wife (a version of the Yuki-Onna story tells how the Yuki-Onna spares the man's life after he mentions the meeting in the snow, out of respect for the father of her children). That signs of the building they lived in still does survive, albeit merely rubble points to it not being ancient history.
>>56579026Well yeah, basically.
>>56576868Except replace the Pikachu with 8yo me.
>>56579220>YEP THAT'S DEFINITELY A WHOLE PIKACHU IN MY ASSthat's about to be a quote from the GF employee about to be seppuku'd
>>56576922This looks like the same story I just saw for Octillery.
>She looks like she fucks human men>Me and my Lapras: AGREED!!!
>>56579259Yeah the Lapras/Octillery stories are the same just name swapped. Maybe they thought it was too close to the dream of the fisherman's wife or not close enough so they made two versions.
>>56579290The Octillery one feels like it's a cheeky nod to that story, while the Lapras one feels more like "This Pokemon wanted to fuck".
>>56577692So N's mom is a zoroark?
>>56579371That would explain why his dad considers him a freak.
>>56576385She looks like she eats human men
>>56579391Said the man shacking up with a zoroark
>>56579216>Humans are the sex masters of the world>All those scifi stories about alien women desperately wanting human men are somewhat accurate>Pokemon keep coming back for human men because we're just objectively better than any Pokemon male could beGamefreak really opened a lot of doors with this shit, holy fuck
>>56579494Clearly he was lied to.
>>56579329Well Lapras are stated to understand humans after all.
>>56579531That’s what they all say.
>>56579494It was ruseday, what happens in lostlorn forest stays in lostlorn forest
>>56579494>>56579531>>56579597I was traded a shiny zoroark as a kid back when the game had legit just came out,am i legally obligated to fuck that zoroark now?>I'll do what i must
>>56579518They hadn't opened anything that human nature hadn't already been proven to be receptive to. All they did was slap a pokémon skin on it.
>>56579646Or that secluded poké centre...
>>56579216>Pokemon are likely extremely susceptable to having their brain chemistry rewired by human dick>Pokemon trainers typically start their journeys just before they hit puberty>Assuming that most trainers aren't blitzing through the region like the MC, this journey could take years>Years with a starter pokemon, at the very least, who's like a childhood friend>Lots of the pokemon media shows adults living alongside pokemon without even being trainers>Pokemon beauty pageants with human judges>the implications of Salazzle pokedex entries needing a large enough precedent to be worth recording>later generations having more humanoid pokemon in general>Later gens also having pokemon that evolve exclusively from loving their trainersWe've been allowed to glimpse past the veil into the truth of things
>>56579778Professor Hark was right...I want to get off Mr Masuda wild ride
>>56579700Wait, when was this?
>>56579778>thousands of kids gave up their dreams of becoming League Champions or whatnot after hitting puberty and falling into a relationship with one their female pokémon
>>56579988BW 127, I think.
>>56579216>>56579778NGL the idea of overwriting a Pokemon's brain chemistry by making it experience an orgasm that its biology was basically never meant to handle is pretty fucking hot.
>>56579992>Tale as old as time>Little timmy starts his journey off bright-eyed and full of aspirations>But the pokemon centers know, they can see the change in his eyes the moment he catches his first female pokemon>First the refusal to accept what happened. That night in the woods never happened,and the pokemon's levels start to dip compared to the rest because he's afraid to look at her>Then the self-loathing. He can't believe he'd do something like that. What is WRONG with him? He's sick!>Then they try to rationalize it. It's not THAT bad, right? And neglecting such an important member of their team is cruel, isn't it?>Then they fall into a slump. They must be some sort of depraved. It's not natural, no matter how good it feels.>But then the fog finally lifts, and they watch as not-so-little Timmy walks in.>He's arm-in-arm with his pokemon, and the two occasionally pass none-too-subtle glances they think only the other one can see>Yep. >Tale as old as time.
>>56578823>You ever seen those stories about female ostriches?
>>56580422Ostriches are the "humies" of the animal kingdom.They perceive humans are much more beautiful than their own species.
>>56579646>rusedayIs that before friendsday?
>>56580422i dunno about any stories but ostriches raised around humans display sexual attraction to them and prefer them over other ostrichesit's a pretty well-documented phenomenon
>>56580422Let's say Espathra porn isn't that inaccurate.
>>56580422Not an ostrich, but an actual crane wife.
>>56580497Ehh, it's more captive bred ostriches imprint on humans with regularity thus when it comes to mating season, they display for their caretakers.
>>56580422ostriches inprint really hard on human handlers
>>56580604>Chris' relationship with Walnut has lasted 10 years, longer than any of his human relationships thus far. He and Walnut now have six children and three grandchildren together. Based crane wife.
>>56580312>little timmy has been too reckless and finished inside his pokemon a little too many times>now little timmy is a father of six>tale as old as time
>>56580604>Chris Crowe>gets bird wifehehehehe
>>56576385Is that why Lapras seem to always have the "fuck me" eyes?
>>56580604She also died earlier this year, of old age. A good life alongside her human husband.
Laprasbros, i have a feeling we're about to start eating real good.
>>56576385>>56580868I'm legitimately wondering if there wasn't always some kind of implication with Lapras now. It really is odd that its official art is basically it looking behind it giving you bedroom eyes.
>>56580858Is there more
>>56580993Sadlyno
forgive me for what im about to do torchic but its canon now
>>56578278>teddiursahuh?
>>56581095At least wait till it evolves damn son of a thyplosion!
>>56581125*Ursaring>>56578429>>56578994
Those cunts better release a torrent of the whole thing.
you just know someone is jerking off reading those stories right now
>>56581261im releasing a torrent right now if you catch my drfit
>>56581439what did he mean by this?
>>56581470>>56581304
>>56581439Arceus is disappointed. That torrent belongs to pokekind!
>>56581439Not even inside a Pokemon?Gamefreak would be ashamed
WHERE IS MY NIDOQUEEN X HUMAN STORY AHHHHHHHHH
>>56581735That reminds me...>>56581816
>>56581915As stupid as this sounds I suddenly heard the awaken my masters theme when I saw this imageJojobrainrot is real
Alolan ninetales fag got btfo'd
>>56581847I swear if you put your ear to the ground right now you can hear the artists drawing Lapras art in light of the leaks getting passed around.
>>56582138what happened with that one? didnt read it yet
>>56582198To quote a degenerate from other site>"There's going to be a lot of plesiopussy"I'll see myself out, this franchise is in shambles
>>56582198>Do you hear that?>That rumbling?>That's the sound of a thousand artists, drawing a single Pokemon in unison>We're about to be hit son. Hit by a wave of Laprussy.
LMAOOOOOO https://x.com/CentroLeaks/status/1845541684165140946
>>56577464Also that Slakoth was a rape baby.Fun stuff.
THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
>>56579220
>>56582429lmao
>>56581915damn its always the eyelashes what get me.
>>56582429Kek, source?
>>56582429>That laprasShoutingisfun is that you
>>56582429saved
>>56582429kek, 10/10
>>56580158/vp/ meets /k/
>>56582496Fresh off the press from me>>56582513Flattered, but no.
>>56582429>Lapras is saying it because she already read his mind and is basically just saying "Yeah he'll fuck us" in a roundabout way10/10
Ok, but why are female pokemon so incredibly horny and fertile?
>>56579216Cant beat the human dick
>>56579216Imo this is always ruined by him injecting his cuck fantasy into it, he could have just left that part out
>>56582878I don't see any cuck fantasy?Are you alright?
>>56582943>"From a shape able to scrape competitors sperm"
>>56582978yeah, but that places you as the cucker, not the cuckold
Did they get Miura to help with these stories? The Slakoth one screams Berserk.
>>56582978>frogposter is retarded
>>56582978I ask you again, How is that cuckoldry?
>>56583019>>56583040>>56583054Fucking a woman that another man has been inside of is cucked. Are you retarded?
>>56582978That's literally how animal biology works kid. Some animals evolved a swelling dick or spines on the tips to ensure the female they fuck is more likely to be impregnated with his offspring, some evolved to force the female to eject any other potential mate's spooge to try and impregnate the female with his spooge.Nature's pretty fucked up when you get into the nuts'n'bolts of it.
>>56583082He was just describing the human penis, thats it.You are mentally ill
>>56583082That's literal evolution at work, the reason the penis head is bulbous with a flat part behind is to ensure there's no competition for impregnationIt was such a successful adaptation all males of our species have the same body plan
>>56583104Where did you get your idea that humans specifically developed their shape for competitive semen scraping? >>56583127And specifically mentioning "scraping competitors sperm". How is that not massive faggotry, are you really that delusional?
>>56583168Sounds like someone's mentally ill fantasy though. Again, where did you get the idea that this is the case? Just saying "its muh evolution" doesn't work.
This is a whole lot of NOT canon pokephilia that you guys are talking about
>>56583177>Where did you get your idea that humans specifically developed their shape for competitive semen scraping?not him, but it's common knowledge that the ridge under the helmet of the penis is shaped that way for that reasonhttps://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/147470490400200105
>>56583177Son, porn literally fried your brain, read some books on reproductionThat guy was just describing how your penis is supposed to work, how it has worked for generations and how it will work after we are dead and buriedIf that offends you, well you have issues
>>56583177It's literally one of the main theories for why humans have a proper bulging glans instead of just a smooth penis all the way to the tip.
>>56583237>>56583285>We examine some of the implications of the possibility that the human penis may have evolved to compete with sperm from other males by displacing rival semen>may have Why are you stating it like its a hard fact if its just speculation?
>>56582621Bless you, bro. Do you have an @ or want to remain an anon?
>>56583177>>56583168Because we're ALSO fucking animals, you stupid dumb cunt. We're also one of the few species on earth to have sex for pleasure. Now, would it not make sense that due to females preferring males who pleasured them more completely gave birth to males with adaptations to give his generation of females greater pleasure and so on and so on. Selective breeding doesn't just happen today you know.
And before you keep calling me porn-brained or whatever, have you ever considered in your entire life that you were manipulated into believing completely ridiculous shit just because its commonly repeated?
>>56583329it's about as speculative as the theory of evolution. nobody was there to SEE it happen, but it's 99.999999999999999999999999999999999999999% certain that it DIDanyway enough about dicks, let's talk about lapras pussy
>>56583396Unironically what would Laprussy be like, I know it's based on a plesiosaur but it's also got some whale/dolphin stuff going on.
>>56583385I was told to believe god did it, so god made the penis the shape it is. Then told the jews he wanted 20% back.
>>56583434I've never once had a transformation interest. But fuck me, if these leaks aren't making me want to be a pikachu for a while.
>>56583434>dolphintheir pussy jelly is the most potent of aphrodisiacs, you know
>>56583381>Now, would it not make sense that due to females preferring males who pleasured them more completely gave birth to males with adaptations to give his generation of females greater pleasure and so on and so onThis makes sense because it leads to better bonding and stronger families. But thats not the point I was arguing about. Anyways no point dragging this convo out.
>>56583434Dolphins have crazy winding vaginas with crazy muscle control. The jelly thing is a myth based on an old psychotic blog about fucking them. No idea about plesiosaurs or if there'd even be a way to find out how they work.
>>56578042He probably looks like a cyndaquil gijinka.
>>56583385Dude, you are the one that got offended by supposed cucking implications in a horse fucker /k/ screencapIf you aren't porn brained then you just went full Korean
Why do you know so much about animal cocks and pussy?
>>56583543>The jelly thing is a myth
>>56583580I've browsed 4chan for way too long and learned many forbidden things.
>>56583580if you browsed /b/ back in the day, you were forced to learn about the dolphins.
>>56583580>Why does a guy obsessed with animal sex know so much about penises?!Not him but this thread is exactly where I'd expect to find such a person.
>>56583580if you stay on 4chan long enough you will eventually learn about animal genitalia whether you want to or not
>>56583354I'd like to remain anonymous, if someone finds me they can do whatever they want with the info.
>>56578340>hismeh
>>56583580The internet is a magical placeAlso one guy in /b/ shared academic paper on monkeys that had sex with deers and other research papers on humans having sex with animals for shamanic purposesScientist have no self control, they could be curing cancer but instead they want to know where the nerve terminations are in every ungulate they can get their hands on
>>56583612>>56583635>Female ferrets have to mate when in heat or they literally die>Snails shoot sperm spears at each other which can kill them>Male elephants experience a mania during mating season that seems to cause them actual physical pain>There's a species of insect that smashes its penis through the exoskeleton of the female to impregnate it, causing the female serious damage>There's a male shrimp the cuts off all the limbs of its females and drags them into a rape cave where they give birth by the offspring literally tearing them openAnd so much more. Thanks 4chan.
>>56578620Human penis is one of the comfortable and safe penises in the animal kingdom. For example, male cat penises are covered with barbed wire so sex is always painful for female cats.
>>56583580If you're here long enough you'll pick it up through osmosis.
>>56583737>The internet is a magical placeIts entertaining at times but honestly in the end it just rots your brain
>>56578823So, which nations are good at the second category?
>>56582429You fuckers are fast.
>>56582429rapidash missing
>>56583670Okay, okay. Can you draw a snorlax sleep-searching for a mate for herself?
>>56583738>>There's a male shrimp the cuts off all the limbs of its females and drags them into a rape cave where they give birth by the offspring literally tearing them openWhat's the name of this shrimp? This could be useful counter-feminist propaganda.
>>56583830Just stay away from social media, I focus mostly in hobby shit like gamesThese leaks have kept me entertained all morning, some proto designs are very cool on top of the pile of comedy that is the reactions to slaking and thyplosion expanded loreNever take anything seriously is my best advice
>>56582453Or the funniest.
Someone on /v/ suggested that this might have been the origin story for the Lapras that shows up in GSC at a specific time. Would be crazy if true.
>>56583232>Giving the actual answer doesn't workJust kill yourself. It's a generally accepted biological feature. Some people even have bumps on their dickhead to make it more effective. Then again why am I trying to convince you? You're such a retard you literally understand cuckolding in the reverse.
>>56583979So it comes on Friday looking for a date?
>>56578519lellmae even
>>56583881Knew I was missing someone, thanks Anon.
>>56584129lmao
>>56584129it's also missing ursaring if you want to go that far
>>56584129Where’s ursaring
>>56584071Basically lmao>>56584129Holy based
>>56584129Ursaring holding a teddiursa would be cute, it's funny that out of all the pokemon Ursaring is featured a lot
>>56584129I know you said you wanted to stay anonymous but do you have anywhere with more of your art? Like a MEGA or something?
>>56584129why is zoroark there?
>>56584129See if you can’t fit in snorlax.
>>56584247Ghetsis probably had a fling with a Zoroark and N is that lovechild.
>>56584247That's N's mom, show some respect.
>>56584247The N is a zoroark theory got legs nowGhetsis spent too much time in lostlorn forest
>>56584351he might not necessarily be a zoroark but he's got some zoroark DNA in him for surenow that crossbreeding is canon that seems more likely than him just using an illusion the whole time
>>56580604RIP Walnut btw
>>56584415That makes more sense, I just remember that back in the day people were very adamant on N being a zoroark, now I can say that they were probably right to some extent
>>56584405>florkofcrowsThis is the greatest day for Pokéfans worldwide.
Okay okay, here's the last forgotten mon with Urasing
>>56583234Canon or not, it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephilia.We have gamefreak's support on pokephilia
>>56584668based as fuck
>>56584668Holy fucking based
>>56584229Not really honestly, I kinda drift place to place.>>56584301And here's a specal version, just for you, Anon.
>>56584668i kneel drawfagi fucking kneel
>>56584668>>56584719Legend.
>>56584668It's perfect, the ursaring even looks a bit more shy than the othersYou outdid yourself here
>Lapras>Octillery>Vaporeon>Milotic(you just know)Why are water types such sluts?
>>56584719Your artstyle is reminiscent of that one artist "shoutingisfun"...
I wish I were shouting with a pokemon. I hate being quiet...
>>56579180That's because Frosslass is a direct reference to the Yukki-onna.
>>56583580I've been browsing /vp/ for 14 years, as well as seeing screencaps on the primitive imagedump sites in the mid-00's. You see some shit.
>>56584806They're all wet and slippery.
>>56581095Torchic is first phase so this is basically toddlercon for fuck sake.
>>56583865Mate, there was porn of Fennekin uploaded to the 'net before the direct revealing it finished airing.
>>56584806Ice is basically frozen water, so lets include glaceon in that list
>>56583930IT CAN BE BOTH.
>>56584806If you don't mind it i'll go for my Primarina.
>>56584719Thank you. You’re cementing yourself as a legend among drawfags. What’s your personal favorite pokemon?
>>56576922>not a boy with cool water powers or a lapras with stronger moves or skills never seen beforeAw...
>>56579237Will it be a plush or plastic toy?
>>56584967The point is they're still around after the man died and the house crumbled. So it's within a certain period they lived together and had the Snorunt, not some far-flung time in the past.
>>56585105The franchise is not ready for Pokeeugenics of this level
>>56578278Piloswine, and I heard there was a Sharpedo one but haven't seen anyone post the full thing yet.
>>56585140I could’ve sworn there was a manga where people turn into anthro mons.
>>56585045Point taken. What was that porn again? I don't remember.>>56585072Yeah it fucking is.>>56585208I think you're thinking of Digimon Frontier. But that's not Pokémon.
Thoughts on octussy?
>>56585105>release your child into the wild because it's Bold natured
>>56585208That was a BW era manga called reburst. Best left forgotten.
>>56585261Nope, it was a manga where people fused with their Pokémon, a la Digimon yeah.I remember that when SM was just revealed people thought the Z-Crystals resembled the fusion artifacts used in that manga.
>>56585105The boy is fucking insane, he finds a sword used by Sharpedos (who can apparently also transform into humans) and uses it to mutilate or kill Ursaring. It ends with him strangling an Ursaring in a mutual kill
>>56585312You’re right. It looks pretty disgusting even for anthro fans.Any anthro fans out there?
>>56585297How did the guy in the story even know where to look for it
>>56585261Dunno, think it was generic pussyshot. Still fucking hilarious.
>>56585370Story seems to imply he wouldn't have gone nuts if he dad didn't kick the bucket
>>56585076
>>56585488Henceforth, I shall dub thee “leafeon anon”. What’s your favorite thing about thecleaf?
>>56576385>>56576922>>56577535those are structured like folktales, aka made up stories.
>>56585488Impeccable taste in Eevee
>>56576922>>56578340>>56584129Where can I find the rest of the stories?
>>56585615No shit as pokemon talk like humans but the autists here only hyper focus on the sex parts.
>My silly thread about Lapras being a human fucker actually got OC from a cool artistNeat
>>56585488Do you draw NSFW?Do you draw porn of Leafeon?This is important.
>>56585067If we expand the list it would be:>Vaporeon>Lapras>Octillery>Primarina>Milotic>Froslass>Glaceon>Alolan NinetalesWhat are they putting into the pokemon water to make types associated with it such horny sluts?
>>56585713Artist tend to gravitate towards silly ideas
BEAR FUCKERhttps://youtu.be/OLmQTIS9Rv4?si=6h7lyR_gGv5Z_3cS
>>56585926Where can I find the stories? Are they in the rentry link?
>>56585577
>>56586045yes, in the 7z file labeled "HaveSomeFun__RandomFromBoxEnt"
>>56586118Thanks!
>>56586118They are all at download limit.
>>56586109Photosynthesis dog is nice
>>56576977Whether you like pokefuck or not, they are supposed to be trying to be clean and family friendly more so than disney, not baking stuff like this into stories and designs for kids. Gamefreak has wronged us repeatedly. Expose these motherfuckers.
>>56586109What brush/program do you use? I've been learning how to draw recently but can't settle on a standard brush for line art and I really love how yours looks.
>>56586109That’s what happens when you shoot for the moon, you end up among the stars. What’s your favorite plant? Mine’s the carnivorous ones.
>>56586201Never they fucking were, except under NoA and their puritanical idea of marketing it to late 90's/early 00's parents. They just started translating it faithfully when TPC took it over from NoA.
>>56585722Yes, but it's not for blue boards.>>56586266I use Clip studio paint! With the 'Bayoutiful brush' on the market, it's free.>>56586274I absolutely adore hanging plants, sedum morganianum are my personal favorite ones, love how they look.
>>56583670>>56585488>>56586109SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXOEYE SHADOW SEXOHALF LIDDED GAZE SEXOTIRED LOOK SEXOLEAFEON SEXO
>>56580523I heard the same thing with some Chimpanzee that could use sign language they talked about how when they tried introducing it to other chimps to mate it was completely disgusted and get depressed. It could just be some want to fuck their care givers that is pretty common i think.
>>56586454>but it's not for blue boards>also doesn't keep all art in an archive or somethingyou fucking TEASE
>>56586454>I use Clip studio paint! With the 'Bayoutiful brush' on the market, it's free.Excellent, appreciate it.
Screencap to commemorate the occasion
>>56586601I wrote both of those greentexts, sick.
interesting to see how the ursaring story evolved into the one in the library with the sword-wielding human.
>>56586454Great choice, leafeon anon. This is important, do you have any fetishes?
>>56583234Just imagine how nice that belly would feel pressed up against your body. It'd feel like an extra jiggly water bed.
>>56583580You're asking this on 4chan of all places?
>>56586454So... which red board do you go to for lewd requests/art?
>The leak that broke /vp
>>56586569Alot of my own 'Donut Steel' Leafeon, and i'm not sure /vp/ appreciates that tier of slop.>>56586656Not really besides the obvious of the thread topic at hand and it's sister hmofa.
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>>56586454>>56587168I recognize you, keep up the good work.
>>56584719i donk know how late i am but would you be so kind to sneak lucario or arcanine in there?
>>56585488>>56586109>>56586454This is "shoutingisfun"
>>56587168I'll never say no to weed dog art
>>56576922These read like young GF developers in the 90’s having a laughThey probably giggled over their beer like little boys each of the numerous times they repeated >okay now we need a myth about this one >okay >a man walks down a beach >finds the Pokémon>and >has relations with it?>HAS RELATIONS WITH IT >JUST ONCE?>HERR NO
>>56579992>Entire generations of preteens setting out every other day to conquer the country with semi-sentient WMDs in their literal pockets>How the hell does anyone stay Champion for more than a year at a time?>Actually most trainers drop out before ever completing the circuit and reach E4 because why bother with that shit when you can drown in pokussy and pokock whenever you like>Only the most autistic virgin losers (say, some kid who's so mentally fucked he can't even speak properly) can remain undistracted by pokesex to become ChampionMY EYES ... TH-THEY'RE OPENING
>>56587382You got the original "fucks furry women" version?
>>56587382This is not me
>>56579675Legendary story
>>56587460It also explains how kids with powerful creatures aren't dominating the world: turns out access to pussy/dick 24/7 makes wanting to rule the world pretty hard. It also explains why the ones who try are also kind of...dumb. Or just in it for profit.
>>56587621It also explain why most protagonists on the pokemon games do not have a father.
>>56587704It's frankly startling how "ball-slapping pokemon sex" explains a lot of the setting's plot holes.
>>56587168>Alot of my own 'Donut Steel' Leafeon, and i'm not sure /vp/ appreciates that tier of slopThat's fair, but don't you think it would still be good to have an online depot like MEGA to drop things off into whenever the odd anon comes by who's interested in what you got? It's tough finding drawfags like you in the archives cause we don't have any keywords to look for when searching.
>>56587704This gives me "you are a pokemon harry" vibes
>>56587460What about the rivals or the adult champions like leon or Lance?
>>56576385>Posting the edit
>All the human psychics and superhumans probably have pokemon genes or even a pokemon parent.
>>56587828Everyone who does Pokemon battling for the sake of Pokemon battling are turbo autists, anon. Even in the vanilla lore without accounting for all of the leaked meme shit this is true.
>>56587828>rivalsEither other dumb kids (too young to appreciate pokephilia), or social rejects (too autistic)>Adult champeonsSame thing. Either they're too old to get dicked down, too young to realize they can be dicked down, or are morons like Lance the "dragon master" who has charizard on his team.
>>56587953Where were you when you realized that the pokemon league is just a tard wrangler team for the champ?
>>56586454You should draw JolteonVerification not required.
Human man + female Sylveon = You just know
>>56587359Here you go, Anon. I'll probably be here until the thread 404's.>>56587218:]>>56587382Love his work, not him though.>>56587391>>56587762I'll post what I can get away with, and who knows maybe you'll see me in the wild again. Haven't touched 4chan in a hot minute, only showed up to watch the spectacle, honestly.
The true trainers are just chads who don't let sex cloud their brain unlike weaklings who give in too quickly.
>>56587925We are literally beating people pets for money with our thorough breed and trained peak specimen Pokemon, we were always the bad guy>>56587953>>56587998Leon was the mastered tard afterall, his ace was Charizard
>>56587704>Ash's father was right there the whole time
>>56588160no...
>>56587621>urns out access to pussy/dick 24/7I wouldn't know much about that but it makes sense.
>>56587915>tfw /vp/ had theorised exactly that in 2010
why was the lapras' son so murderous
>>56588062>only showed up to watch the spectacle, honestly.To be fair, it's been fucking epic all day, even before the grot got found.
>>56588160Mr Mime stepped up, ash dad was probably some deadbeat Tauros somewhereRemember that Ash caught and entire herd of Tauros then proceed to get long well with all of them, that's no coincidence
>>56588062very cute, can you throw in a Leafeon since that's your favorite perhaps? or maybe Flygon
>>56576385this stuff being canon is wild.
>>56588062Add vaporeon, lopunny, or meowscarada
>>56588248Mommy issues
>>56588248>Didn't know his mom.>Dad fucking died.>No closed relative to take care of him .>Pokemon blood start boiling over and make him more aggressive with no one to stop him.
>>56588062FUCKING BASEDyoure a legend for this shitPosting lol
>>56588410This makes me question if the man in ogerpon myth was half pokemon>>56588395Now that I think about it Ogerpon should be in that picture, you can't convince me she didn't do the deed with her previous partner
>>56588062>and who knows maybe you'll see me in the wild againAhhh...Though part of me wishes you could stay and post all you have here...I know that the moment is made special from its fleeting nature...I will do what must be done.I will enjoy the leafeon slut.I will fap to her.And then.I will be gone.
>>56588248If youre born from a pokemon are you more or less atracted to that species?what if my lapras lust is just my ancient blood
QRD on the source of the leak? Or is this just some anons fanfic getting mixed up for lore?
>>56588062I appreciate your work, anon but my intense autism for wording was bugging me on this
>>56588740an employee got his account stolen an the hacker leaked everything eh could get their hands on
>>56588740huge data breach at gamefreak, hacker stole 1tb of datathis stuff was just tucked away in therecheck the leak general for further details
>>56576922>see Lapras on the beach>suddenly decide to fuck the LaprasWhat the fuck was his problem?
>>56582429>>56583881>>56584129Zoroark and Rapidash too? Is there an EN compilation of the cut lore stories somewhere?
>>56578519>>56578597>>56578638>Gee, I'm sure horny around here>Ma Boi, that's what all pokefuckers strive for>I just wonder what Lapras is up to
>>56588785>>56588796pair of autists, both of you
They knew
>>56588796This is perfect. Thanks for the edit. And thank you drawfag for doing this.
>>56580604>Chris' relationship with WaInut has lasted 10 years, longer than any of his human relationships The absolute state of humans...
>>56588023Seeing as the thread will fall soon, I shall post what I had thus far, jolt a cute.If I am struck down for these next few posts, then remember me well, Anons. And stay safe.
>>56589109I think the jannies all quit in despair at this stage. This wasn't what they signed up for, kek.
>>56588509>>56587391The donut steel leaf inbound.
>>56588716That would explain a lot>>56588812I mean if it was willing and consentual...
>>56589109Oh my god please live thread I need to see this through YOU ARE AMAZING ANON i cant wait
>>56589187Somewhat sfw'd edit of an nsfw piece.
>>56589187>>56589228Fall themed leafeon is based, doing what the "shiny" AI computer wouldn't
>>56589109Very cute jolt! Godspeed drawbro
>>56589109Please don't leave without telling us where to find this drawing when it's finished
>>56589337Maybe I shall migrate to another semi on topic thread, but I will leave you with one lead, e6 you will find some of the pieces I've posted here on there. I'll continue to work dilligently on the jolt before the thread totally 404's
>>56588796>no snorlaxBoo
>>56589567Bless you anonymous
>>56589567Your hmofa works are absolutely kino.
>>56589625That is the ones from the leak anon, of course that's the one that needs the change.
Sleep tight, thread.
>>56590030rip thread, you are great anon. i'll be on the lookout for you.
>>56590030Godspeed Legend.
fantastic threadcaptcha: ass4kt
