Time to drain you dry.We need new deities.
>>56580460Mew should be the OG Pokémon again.
>>56580460>We need new deities.My childrens would end up fucked up though
>>56580460>whenever a new problem arises, arceus either fucks a human to have a child, or time travels a childwhy is it like this
>>56580488Did I stutter?
>>56580537Why does Arceus switch from male pronouns to female pronouns?
I NEED to know if this writefag knows he read Game Freak's servers before they actually leaked.
Can I crawl into your womb and become a deity after incubating in there for several millennia instead
>>56580537if i had to guess, inspiration from greek mythology, with Zeus fucking every woman he sees to make new deities.
>>56580460B-but that'll kill me...
>>56581623His uncle worked for Nintendo.
>>56581579it's Japanese, their pronoun system is more complicated not in the retarded American way though and this was most likely put through machine translation that didn't know better