>Loved his wife>Provided food and shelter>Good fatherWhy the fuck is everyone suddenly treating him like a nigger? He did nothing wrong
>>56583075bro mind raped a random girl and doomed her to be a furry hobo in the woods forever he is not cool
He groomed a child
And?
>>56583123>childShe was capable of giving birth.
>>56583075My question is why Typhlosion of all fucking things? Nothing in its dex entries implies that it's capable of mind-fucking people or that it's inclined to act in such an insidious manner. Seriously, why the fuck was any of that even written? It's the most head-scratching shit to come out of this giga leak shit
>>56583075Why did he randomly try to kill her father anyways?
>>56583170Girls can get pregnant as early as 11
>>56583181It was a hisuan one
>>56583224IMAGINE
>>56583195He didnt. The father would have wanted to kill him and take her away. He knew there's no way he and the father could make peace.
>>56583224We get it nigga you saw that one episode of Dr. Phil
>>56583228Shit, is that why they chose it to be one of the regional variant starters in PLA?What the fuck did Samurotts and Decidueyes do...
>>56583291>is that why they chose it to be one of the regional variant starters in PLA?Most likely. Hisuian Typhlosion is based on a badger youkai known to shapeshift as a human and deceive people which is exactly what the one in the story did.
>>56583181There's two things of note. One, is that there are yokai in Japan that are very much like tanuki except they are badgers, and much like the Typhlosion story they can transform into humans. The other is that the Typhlosion line for whatever reason has had Extrasensory as an egg move since those were added, which has always been a strange inclusion, so make of that what you will.
>>56583287>Dr PhilWho? I'm talking actual biology anon
>>56583291The answer is always sex
>>56583228Proof?I thought it's the normal Typhlosion since there's no way GF would write that in the year 2020+
>>56583224and?
>>56583106>father in law decides to kill him>Shit wife barely does anything to stop it>"MUH TYPHLOSION DOOMED HIS WIFE"Nigger>>56583123>child>gives birthstupid faggot nigger
>>56583504>>56583287>>56583520Found the pedos
>>56583291>typhlosion gets a regional in PLA>is a human fucker>ursaring gets a regional evo in PLA>is a human fucker>zorua line gets regionals in PLA>pretty much guaranteed that N has a zoroark parent>enamorus is literally a god of love>sneasler's fucking designHow far does this gowhat did Overqwil do
>>56583181Because a psychic mind fucking someone wouldn't be a legend, it's just Tuesday.
>>56583228Technically true even if it wasn't intended when written. The story is a legend about a Typhlosion from the past in the Sinnoh region and as of PLA we now know those were Hisuian Typhlosion and the regular one didn't come to the region until later.
>>56583336That the typhlosion line is considered half human is interestign. But woman immediately offered herself after spending one night in a cave.Nothing like the slakoth rape lore. Twittards are probably having panic attacks kek.Makes you wonder if they had anything unreleased about hypno considering " There once was an incident in which it took away a child it hypnotized. "
CHARIZARDKEKS COULD NEVER
>>56583400Very interesting. Thanks for the clarification anon
>>56583520>>Shit wife barely does anything to stop itShe didn't know until it was too late, >>56583498The Hisuain form is the only why this story even remotely makes sense, and its possible they had the concept for it long before officially releasing it.
>>56583520yeah DOOMED. She didn't want to get kidnapped and forced to live in a cave, she kept asking him to send her back to her family. Then when she finally returns to civilliation she gets called an animal fucker and her baby an animal fucker baby, then gets cursed to return to the forest like an animal fucker spiritfather should've shot Typhlosion twice in the balls
>>56583195Think the implication is that her family was searching for her the entire time, and they were hiding.
>>56583498Its the concept of the hisuan one
>>56583622I think it's the other way around.This tale is the reason why they made Hisuian Typhlosion to be yokai like.Plus yokai badger is a thing in Japan.
>>56583075Those sure as hell weren't "berries" he gave her, he drugged her
>>56583075He never asked his wife's father for permission to marry his daughter. In addition, no dowry was provided to his wife's family.
>>56583544You are lost, tourist.
>>56583844Okay pedo
>>56583123 Where's the child part coming from? What's the kanji used originally?
>>56583832Wife's family provides dowry
>>56583106All he did was use swagger and attract
Is this from the leaks? I read all of the stories except this one, I guess.
>>56584110Yes
>>56583743>have comfy rural life with loving husband and kids>Dad kills your husband>Dad forces you to move back into society>Everyone makes fun of your kid for being ugly, dad barely does anything>Go insane>"IT WAS HUSBANDS FAULT!"You're a stupid shit-licking insect faggot
dont worry my baby typhlosion i still think you are a chill fella
>>56584135I like how all of these have the eye heart chest stabbing stuff.
>>56583589Charigod isn't a filthy humanfucker.
>>56583544Ok so theres a 0.1% chance of typhlosion being a bad guy because the girl was fertile as a child, against a 99.9% chance of you being a retard. I know which one i'm putting my money on
>>56584135Justice for typhlosion, you guys are just mean to him.
>>56584387Mental gymnastics won't change you being a pedo anon
>>56583545Overqwil shimmies up your asshole and inflates to maximum size
>>56584232oh yeah, she's so comfy and happy living in a cave with a rapist badger that she says she hopes the rapist badger dies instead of her father. That's totally the actions of someone who is happy about being in a cave kekalso her father DID try to stop them if you actually read the story retard, the villagers kept bullying her any way. And she wouldn't even be in this situation if TYPLOSION HADN'T KIDNAPPED HER!
>>56583181It's always the ones you never expect.
>>56583075This nigga a rapist, don't try to twist it KEK
>All these Typedo defendersUNDER THE JAIL NIGGA
>>56584346pokefuckers won, so charicuck is even more cucked for not engaging in human pokemon relationships. Cry me a river, charicuck.
>>56584473>girl gets lost in woods at night, let her sleep for FREE in cave so she doesn't get raped.>Find food so she doesn't starve to death, all she does is sleep all day>Complains about wanting to go home, never fucking leaves>Just sleeps all day and wants food>fuck it>ask her to be wife as she's not doing any work or paying rent>she says yes>fuck yes>have kids and chill out in the woods>One day her dad appears and threatens to kill me>Wife says she rather wants to be with her dad and let me die>wtf, as long as she takes care of our kid i guess>let her dad kill me as she wanted>last thing i see while bleeding out is her nagging to her father why he killed me (husband)>wtf>die>wife kills herself because people called our kid uglyWhere the FUCK in this story do you see typhlosion doing anything wrong?
>>56584992why are you blatantly ignoring the fact that he wipes all memory and worries from her mind by tapping on her forehead? or that he makes her sleep all day since it's too dangerous for her to leave at night?
>>56584992
>>56584992>wife kills herself because people called our kid uglyWhere do you see this in the story?
>>56585079Pretty typical of most yokai-esque folktales where being spirited away always results in some kind of memory wipe or mindfuckery
>>56584992did u actually read the story? lmfao
>>56583075I wonder who could be behind this post...
>>56584992>typhlosion's cock so good the human whore just wants to kill herself when she lost it because of her cuck fatherTruly the biggest chad of chads.
>>56585632You are quoting a faggot that made all that shit up.
>>56583181...
>>56583075I wish I was his wife...
I like to imagine he didn't have transformation powers he just put on a shirt and pants and the dumbass couldn't tell because it was night
>>56583075He's a groomer and a rapist OP.
>>56585188shut up feraligatr
>>56584992>92KWAB
>>56583075Unless you live in India, rape is not the equivalent of love
>>56585188
>>56583291Samurott evolves from this Oshawott
>>56584135>animal that can shapeshift into a human still craps all over the place instead of at least digging a latrine
>>56584537>You are a cuck for not betraying your species
>>56584135YES! Thank you I've been looking for this one.
>>56583181Because GameFreak has tried for decades to get people to hate Typhlosion. They gimped him just so Charizard faggots wouldn't feel like their favorite was replaced.
>>56589229I think the implication is that he can't permanently shapeshift since he stops shapeshifting when he's out looking for berries and when they're sleeping.
>>56583075The Diddler of Pokemon
>>56584135This reads like the gayest, edgiest fanfiction imaginable.
>>56589327I wonder how they must've felt when Greninja beat Charizard in Pokémon of the Year.
>>56587412Johto protagonist and his based canon starter
>>56584135wtf man, I thought this one was gonna be a lot more shocking, but it's just a normal fable. Grimm brothers have more disturbing shit in them than these do. This one is almost romantic.
>wake up>another nigger thread>sigh
Truly the most appropriate Pokemon for Gold in PokeSpe
>>56583181Is not a modern typhlosion and we don't know how were Pokémon back then, and he could be a half-breed who knows
>>56583075Typhlosion
>>56589471Zoomers need to feign outrage at everything nowadays because they're grifters that bounce from one outrage to the next
>>56589902that's what being raised amidst #MeToo does to ya
>>56589897kill yourself redditjak
>>56584135What the flying fuck.
>>56589955All zoomers are notorious cancel piggies that want everyone to be as miserable as they are
"He" isn't real. It doesn't matter what someone at Gamefreak writes, it needn't change the way you enjoy the game and its contents. Don't be so immature.
>>56590131Unfortunately this shit will be spammed from now until the end of time because zoomers only learn of things via osmosis and base their sole knowledge on one specific thing and don't care otherwise.
>>56583170SHE WAS ONLY 15 YOU SICK FUCK
And cool design. Until the Hisuian verion made it better.
>>56590291OUT OF TEN
Funny how your character in Arceus probably got raped when you "white out"....Maybe in other games too...
>>56583075None of these leaks are wrong. They are excellent in world lore
>>56591291The ones saying they are shit are anti pokefuckers, they said pokefucking was not the actual thing sinnoh myth said, and here we are. they are desperate.
>>56591369>sinnoh mythYeah these are probably what supposed to be in SInnoh myth and they toned them down to what we read in the game. The Octillery one with sword was very similar to the sword one in-game.
Damn... I want to be raped by and forcibly engaged to a beautiful beast woman...
>>56590215Holy fuck why is this literally everyone that I know. I have a lot of friends but only 1 buddy who I connect to truly, since she isn't just an algorithm obsessed beast
>>56583106> doomed her to be a furry hobo in the woods foreverThis is the dream
I hate what culture has become. Every single day there is a new controversy. Every day zoomers stir shit up like this. I hate this game of pointing fingers. This semi-tongue-in-cheek panic of exploiting technicalities and killing nuance. Grifters propel it and retards believe it and normies stand by and sigh.
I don't know why everyone is shocked, wolf children had a similar premise and she fucked that guy in the animal form
>>56583075This story singlehandedly made me like Hisuian Typhlosion. What a based husband.
>>56591657it is the "pure" retards and the fags that hate pokefucking the ones who don't like it. they are in denial for ages, because they like the gameplay but not the obscure lore.Is like visiting your granma but being shocked she says one guy is handsome.
>>56583181they probably started with a Hypno or some other weird psychic but figured it was too ugly and pivoted to the Typhlosion. This writing is like disturbed teenage girls' ideal fanfic 101, so it definitely exists to be appealing to that crowd who dreams of being jealously guarded by a cool monster. Typhlosion isn't Lucario, but kind of exists in that same tier of furry bait.
>>56591625What "controversy2 this is just people having fun with scrapped lore.
