gay
>>56583539Yes please
>>56583539giwtwmitm
>>56583539would
>>56583539Gays literally don't exist in pokemon
need a sinnoh myth story about a young MAN (me) getting kidnapped by a gang of machoke and used as a cum dump
>>56586130i will change history just watch me
>>56584750but what would you do if you were him
>>56583539He looks like that old gay porn site owner that molested all his models on camara
>>56586472You need to go around bullying Machops for that to happen
i need both of them to ride me
>>56583539typhlosion...
>>56589350cant believe people are getting so up in arms about a story of a girl getting a free typhlosion husband. it should have been me
>>56583539that machoke is female
Fat mon men
I used to be a black belt
>>56589402that's what im sayingimagine getting to just eat and sleep all day with your typhlosion husband feeding you drugs and have druggy sex all the time
>>56589692basedif it were me in the story it would have been consensual idc. maybe could have asked him to get his friends to join in
>>56589692Minus the drugs, but I'd get fat as fuck with a Typhlosion bf and di many gay lewd belly related things together as we be lovey dovey all the time.
>>56590643tfw no chubby typh bf to sleep on
>>56591705I just want a fat pokemon bf to go crazy over belly humping and screaming I love you to each other as we wrap out arms around each other and french kiss until we climax at the same time and drift to sleep.
>>56583539confirms only gay humans and gay pokemon's can have a healthy loving relationship together
i would let an incineroar do unspeakable things to me
>>56592015Name a non vanilla example.
>>56592157I want him to shoot his thick and very fertile tiger seed inside me and make me pregnant with his litter
>>56592157is it vanilla to want to suffocate in his pits and balls musk and sweat
>>56592157i want him to piss all over me and inside my throat
>>56592157would be cool to make him wear a jockstrap for a week straight and then use it as a coffee filter
>>56589950this image makes me so hard... hahame on the right!
>>56592193>>56592417Based. Excessive cum and ball musk is always good.>>56592474Minus the in throat stuff then yes.
>>56592854>Minus the in throat stuffcoward
>>56592932Yes. I make up by being a massive weight gain fag.
>>56583539This is more meant to be the Pokemon equivalent of the dad meeting his daughter's boyfriend while keeping his shotgun on display
>>56593162dad can show me his incineroar's shotgun anytime he wants
>>56583539Just off screen is his Lapras wife
>>56593162so if i mistreat his daughter and piss him off, will he send his mons after me? because thats exactly what i'd want, not a very smart dad
>>56592510fag...
>>56593313Keldeo going from "What do you mean "Be my sweat rag"?" To "SHOVE MY FACE HARDER INTO YOUR PITS PLEASE" in the span of 20 seconds is very cute! Zekrom makes a great bf.
reminder to pokefuckers that pokemon canonically do not have sex and has no genitals
>>56594125reminder that they have a mouth and can suck my cock and balls, faggot
>>56594125>Dugtrio existsYou think that matters?
>>56594125that will not stop me from drawing them with big hulking biceps and pecs and thick dropping cocks anyway
>>56594125Lmao you got baited into this thread by my >all the other pokefucker threads has a retard screaming "it's NOT canon!!! Reeee">this gay one >>56583539 doesn'tSounds to me that the retard screaming "Not canon" is a fag or just hates sexy female Pokemon.Post. What a nogger.
>>56594125reminder that this just makes it hotter for nullfags
>>56583539Nah, they're lookin at boyfriend-kun with a smug "Hey, you're here to clean up our sloppy seconds, huh? Hope you realize we stretched her out quite a bit. I give it a week before she comes knocking on our door again." look.I know because it's the same look my girlfriend's uncles made towards me when I met her family...
>>56594615maybe if they filled up his (hot) son instead of his daughter i would be interested. the opportunity to clean out HIS used hole would be a gift
>>56594273all 3 of them...
>>56595195i've noticed theres a disprortionately high number of null solgaleo enjoyers. nullfags explain?
>>56594125Actually they do.
guys a bara thread? really? read the room.
>>56595920>read the roomthe room has an incineroar and a machoke in it, i think it's fine
>>56583539Incineroar like em old and gruff
>>56583539The room stunk like Man.
>>56592474>Ejaculate salt
>>56583539
>>56592015imagine the smell
>>56596441wrong he likes young and spunky twunks
>>56583539There's nothing gay about hanging out with your bros.
>>56592157I would let him tie me upside down to his belly with leather bondage straps with his cock in my mouth for days on end
>>56599183me but with his tongue in my mouth and cock in ass (missionary style)
>>56600456Sauce? Reverse image search pulls up nothing.
>This thread is still aliveThank god
>>56600589nekogaki
>>56599946very epic option as well, forced kissing is choice
>>56600968it's just not the same without the bara bear
>>56602069>Sneaslerwtf
>>56599183But what if he needed to pee...
>>56602111for goldeniggers
>>56589504do female Machokes have extra musculature around their pussy lips to tighten their grip on your dick to steal-beam-crushing-degrees when you have sex with them
>>56604298Pocket Monster Species #0376, enhanced form
me and my husband
>>56605315why is incineroar so bombasticwould a shy incineroar be out of the line
>>56600456cute
>>56608689is he not allowed in current regulation
>>56583539LETS REJOICE WITH THE BOYS
>>56608867sadly not
>>56610363no you'll get fat!
do you think machoke's hole is hairy or smooth
>>56583539I wish it was me
>>56611220the old man?
Guys I'm going to the rillaboom infested forest to get some berries! it's mating season so they're extra violent but I really need those berries hahasure hope I don't scare a grookey angering their parents or something hahaIt'd be awful if I got ganged up on by a bunch of pent up rillabooms hahaif i got overpowered by a gang of them haha
>>56611928same anon, but I'm going to check out my incineroar farm, there is mating season and I cross fingers I won't end up as a mating patrner, nor gang banged that would be embarrasing
>>56612308oh no! the only path on this cave is filled with sleeping machokes! well i heard they get awfully grumpy if they're awoken hahaI better be sneaky and not wake them up! haha it'd be really a shame if I were to be pinned down by these extremely strong muscular pokemon hahaIt'd take weeks to calm them all haha
>>56612407good luck, for now I see my incineroars fuck, all males btw there is one ditto for them so they can multiply
>>56611928oh no!
>>56611928gosh i want a gang of apemons to force me to rim them
>>56615011draw them fucking
>>56586130Explain Hassel and Brassius.
I remember when someone in an earlier bara thread said not all Pokemon should be anthrofied because they're not designed to be sexual. Wonder what he's thinking now.
>>56616563I say On model pokemon are hotterit's what made me think, how would that look having sex?
>>56616563The exact same? I just like that barafag artists don't make everything an aberration, and that's still one of the reasons I chose this side.
>>56617133>the waddledox versionUNF
so if dialga and palkia were fucking like rabbits to create deities, what other legend duos are secretly fucking and whypic related
>>56617714not a duo, but solgaleo is made for BSC (big silvally cock)
>>56617714Ho-Oh and Lugia
at least noe we all agree he was always the best one
>>56618250no
>>56618250artist?
>>56618536dogoro03
>>56618250He would have just eaten the girl instead
For me it's Meowth
>>56618625O-RO, that's why it looked familiar
Lugia
>>56619457I want to be squeezed into that fold between his belly and the base of his tail and live there
>>56619457Belly humping and foot grinding loving making with Lugia!
>>56619493Same
>>56619633Sex icon with a handsome cultured Ho-oh bf that both have raging weight gain fetishes.
I can't put into words the things I'd let Pokémon such as Machoke, Incineroar and Rillaboom just to name a few, do to me anons. Unspeakable, vile things I can't say on a blueboard.
>>56617162waddy made a groudon?
>>56617714I need more barazenta
>>56621119zammy <3
*blocks your path*
>>56621902Squishy tummy!
>>56621045yes
>>56624410this but with my bare ass
>>56624410this but with my cock between his tits
A triple battle except it's 3-on-1 and I'm ass up.
woah anoncatbox that
>>56610363>>56610969>>56605315hyaku is a national treasure
>>56622211based
>>56625647
>>56621902Hot damn, who's the artist for this? Looks like O-RO
>>56625962it is O-RO
>>56621673based pubes
what romhacks have obstagoon?
>>56629076I don't know but I need his tongue as far down my throat as physically possible
>>56629134are their cocks rubbing
>>56629134Gay anthro buffand/or fat incest twins are hot>>56629381Yes
>>56629076naughty bastard pervert typhlosion deserves correction by obstagoon
>>56629134I feel like I'm interfering something
post rare mons
>>56632347I feel like Passimian needs more adoration, I mean, he's always sweaty, he's super active, he keeps his ass at face level with a thick tail to hold you against it, what's not to love?
>Typhlosion when it finds a minor alone in the dark wood
I'm glad none of the usual baramons are suspicious>>56632347he's actually uncommon as a baramon for some odd reason
>>56633086slaking is unironically the least bad oneso even then we're fine.
>>56621119hows this?
what does a smelly zamazenta smell likeI bet it's awful haha
Feraligatr needs more love, that belly and chest, god
I love shield wolf
I love baramon so much bros
>>56635111what does his bulge smell like..
why this persian kinda buff
>>56632623Palafin as well>>56635481reminds me of that Houndoom card
>>56635647oh? what houndoom card
>>56635670
>>56635702undaunted indeed
>>56635724
awoo
nice
>>56636162short
On the other side, Rhyperior is huge
Speaking of cards...
https://files.catbox.moe/c2j14m.jpgsauce: https://x.com/Kajon_art/status/1727749985020875082/photo/1
>>56635724Pokemen with giant tiddies my beloved
>>56636267best dog
Another best dog here
>>56636649rarely see art of him
i wish i could be a fat and beefy and hairy and smelly old man for a day filled with debauchery and then go back to normal
I think Silvally has A LOT of potential
bearand an Obstagoon
need more art of baramons domming cute shotas
>>56639093bear claws I guess
>>56636649>>56636775yeah what's up with that? I always thought this mob boss dog is the type gays would flock into
>>56639506There's a better mob boss dog in the generation
>>56639506he is ugly
>>56636649artist please??
>ywn be Slaking's baby factory breeding sowI just kept saying "giwtwm" while reading his story
>>56636649>>56638417Bigger bellies!
>>56638417A shame no one eyes him, he's so hot. I guess Incineroar and Solgaleo were too much competition for him.
>>56636162Short Kings are a constant of thr universe. It can't exist with it.Sorry Nidoking.
>>56638417i like him but only when he's in feral form....
>>56636212Not large enough.
>>56641292Based
>>56640499I think there should be more of him and his bros...
>>56640233heckded in Twitter
So this just confirms that gay Pokemon and gay Pokemon trainers treat each other better now?A strange turn of events I guess.Does that mean that the only way for Pokemon to save itself now is to now fully embrace the gayer side of the franchise/fanbase?
Always was
need someone to recreate this with mudsdale
>>56642022if I'm not too drunk to remember tonight I might
>>56642022this but anthro
Zekrom armpits are the best armpits
>>56642666Satan confirmed donut lover
>>56642730>"like this...? God are you REALLY getting off to this?">"you are such a little weirdo..."
>>56642022god i love donutshttps://files.catbox.moe/bs6hfz.jpg
>>56642730>that lower eyelid implying simultaneous disgust and intrigueUOOOOOGHHHHHHHHH, I'm tying my face to that armpit and using it like a gas mask
>>56641108YOU LIKE THIS
>>56643050tfw no fluffy warm big boyfriend to use as a personal bodypillow
Imagine going to the beach with your Feraligatr boyfriend
selling my bed at the speed of sound the moment i marry him
we all know what we'd like to be fucked by, but if this were a mystery dungeon situation, what pokemon would you want to be to get fucked as? Picrel
>>56643220how many bara skeledirge are there
>>56643408too many, even if it's the only non-twink starter in SwSh, he's still hideous and overdesigned imo
fit
>>56643387Passimian
>>56643408he's not great but krookodile and feraligatr needed a bottom
>>56643408Not enough
>>56643387Hisuian Typhlosion
Since my dedicated toxtricity thread is destined to die
>>56643626using receiver to copy the abilities of all your mates... imagine
>>56643812cute fella
>>56643832exactly
imagine owning no female pokémon and having to fulfill the mating needs of your bros by yourself haha
>>56643387Based cat
>>56643626>>56632623based
>>56644162>Passimian and Rillaboom>Voviatfucking based
>>56644331i was gonna post porn to end the thread because the board's too busy for mods to keep up anyway but you beat me lol
we did it again bara bros
>missed the threadHopefully I don't miss the next one
okay i saved all the images i liked! see you gays next thread <3
>>56642022I won't forget good sir, I will make your mudsdale
>>56644427someone already beat you to it
>>56586472this but the opposite, need to breed a beefy butt
>>56644427i suppose its not too late actuallyhttps://files.catbox.moe/x9xcbz.png>>56645200wait where
i'll spend the next week refreshing e621
>>56645470what tags do you use
>>56642933I love it! I also like even bigger too
>>56642933cute
>>56643776What a fat dumpy bf qt
>>56641611No. If anything, it confirms that gay relationships between Pokemon and humans are blasphemous.
>>56645337sauce?
>>56648473sollyz