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>Becomes god of pokemon world
>Turns himself into a beautiful pokegirl so he can be fucked by men
Clearly mentally i'll, why the fuck would anyone do this
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sounds kinky as fuck ngl i respect it
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>>56585542
I always knew Arceus was my basedgod, TYBA
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>>56585542
I mean Lucifer from SMT did that and he's old as fuck. Gods are fruity.
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>>56585542
Why is Arceus such a fag?
>>56585621
Arceus is YHWH
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>>56585542
Angels did the same shit in the bible except with human women. Humans are irresistible.
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>>56585542
To be fair, she did get the shit beaten out of her by Regiants the second she was born i 90% of the origin stories.

Surprisingly only the canon one in the game doesn't have the Regianta beating the shit out of Arceus after hatching
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>>56585542
He really is like Zeus.
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>>56585664
*fallen* angels but your point still stands
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>clearly meant to be the mother of everything
>retards still insist on using male pronouns
Just let it go, PokeGod is female
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Is this part of the Leak?

Post it if it is. I need to see it!
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>>56585542
>why the fuck would anyone do this
Doesnt the story basically state that arceus did it because he couldnt kill the regis himself, only a demigod child could? So he did it to create a demigod that could kill the regis is why
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>>56585735
I already loved the Regis, this makes them cooler
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>>56585948
God is a wife.
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>>56585948
世界にまだ、はっきりとした形がなかった頃。
神と人とポケモンの境が曖昧だった頃。

絶対神アウスは、究極なる世界の創世のため、その荒ぶる力を分けた分身、巨人を産んだ。
巨人はすべてを壊し、喰らい、浄化する力を持っていた。
巨人の力により、あらゆる壁は砕け、世界は広がっていった。

1人の男がいた。
ある時、男の暮らす地に、1人の傷ついた女が倒れていた。
男は、女を連れ帰り、手厚く介護した。
やがて二人は愛し合い、 その傷がすべて癒えた頃、女は二人の子を身ごもっていた。
しばらくして、女は双子が産んだ。
すると女はその姿を、神々しく変化させ、語り始めた。

私はアウスという神である。
私はこことは違う場所に暮らしていた。
しかし我が分身である巨人にここに追いやられてしまった。
巨人は、私自身であるから、私はあの者を殺すことはできないのだ。
巨人は全てを破壊し、喰らいつくす。いずれこの世界にも降りてくるだろう。
どうかその日まで、その子らを大切に育てて欲しい。
あの者を殺せるのは、私と同じ力を持つ者、即ち、神と人とポケモンの3つの力を持つ、この子らだけなのだ。

語り終えるとアウスは男の前から消えた。

男は双子に名をつけた。アウスの真の姿を見た時に感じた2つの言葉。
光を意味する言葉イア、時を意味する言葉エアと。

父の愛を受け、双子は健やかに成長を続けた。
やがてその身丈が父に迫る頃、双子は声を揃え父に言った。

巨人が来た。

辺りから色も音も穏やかな気配も消えていった。
人やポケモンが消えていった。
その虚無の向こうに巨人が吠えていた。

巨人は双子の姿を見つけると、猛り狂いながら襲いかかってきた。
思わず父は飛び出した。身を呈し、巨人から子を庇うと父は力尽きた。

するとイアとエアの体に変化が起こった。
イアの人の体は裂け、逞しい四肢が伸びた。その上腕は金剛石のように輝いていた。
エアの人の体は裂け、しなやかな2本の脚が伸びた。肩から背中までを、真珠のような球が覆った。
巨大なドラゴンに姿を変えたイア、エアは、巨人に飛びかかっていった。

長い戦いの果て、イアとエアの前に巨人は倒れた。

イア、エアは父の躯の前に駆け寄り、大きく吠えた。
そこに絶対神アウスが降り立ち言った。

身は滅んでも魂が滅ぶことはありません。

父の体から3つの光が溢れだした。
その光は、眼の神レイ、心の神アイ、声の神ハイとなった。

アウスは3人の神に言った。

愛しき者の化身たちよ、この世界にあなたたちの祝福を。

レイが目覚めると、あらゆるものがそこに現れた。色と輪郭が生まれた。
アイが願うと、あらゆるものがそこに感じられた。穏やかな気配が広がった。
ハイが叫ぶと、あらゆるものがそこで震えた。幸福な音色が響きはじめた。

3匹の神はあらゆる場所を駈け巡り、その加護を振りまいた。

世界に幸福が充ち満ちた。

アウスは巨人の躯に祈りを捧げた。すると躯は巨大な山に変化した。

アウスは、イア、エアに言った。

あなたがたは、何処よりも高いこの場所から、世界を見守りなさい。光を注ぎ、時を放ちなさい。

アウスは、天へと登っていった。

イア、エアは大きく嘶き、巨大な山に消えていった。
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>>56585542
The Giant sissyfied him, he had no other choice.
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>>56585542
It's the god of the pokeverse, letting humans fucking it is pretty tame compared to other things it can/has actually done, they should consider themselves lucky
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>>56586097
>The lake trio are Arceus' human husband's soul
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>>56585735
>Be Primordial Egg
>Crack open because of fucking God or whatever breaking me
>Shatter into a thousand Giants, or Regiants
>be legions of Regigigas
>beat the newborn God half to death
>She curses us with slow start for our transgressions
>Leave to autistically push stuff together until it looks nice
>Make a bunch of Gundams and write shit in binary code

Regis are God's unfinished Autists
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someone have the triangle pic with all the legendarioes
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>>56586660
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>>56585542
What woman did he turn into?
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>>56586893
thanks
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>>56586660
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>>56586893
what the hell were they thinking with gyrados
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>>56586916
Cynthia
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>>56586916
isn't it obvious?
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>>56586916
She.
Probably Johanna.
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>>56585927
>Male voice in the movie
>Male in mystery dungeon
Shitty fanfic from 2005 doesn't matter.
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Gods both fuck and want to be fucked
Its a god thing
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>>56586945
>>56586957
hot
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Arceus' BUSSY was DESTROYED Big Giant Cock and Big Human Cock.
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>>56586071
>>56586097
Honestly, I really love this Aus and Titan lore. maybe not so much as "pokemon" lore, but you could use it as the basis for the mythology of a pretty sick fantasy setting.
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>>56586973
>movie
>mystery dungeon
>not shitty fanfic
lmao
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>>56587172
More official than something not even in any media at all.
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>>56586916
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>>56585542
>Pokemon are literally BUILT FOR HUMAN MEN
What a time to be alive.
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>>56585641
>Law
Gross. Based Satan Serpent all the way.
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>>56586973
>Mystery Dungeon
It's a jobber there LMAO
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>>56586893
This confirms nothing after gen 4 is canon
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>arceus human form
>fertile enough to produce twins
Gentlemen artists. You have a mission. Design human Arceus. Also, I totally believe that as these were kept under the wraps and not outright deleted, that high ranking Gamefreak employees wanted to release and make these types of things canon, but couldn't and likely due to foreign pressure. Its a bit sad to think about, niche franchises have leeway to move around but any franchise that is capitulated to fame in a Western country is confined to a narrow lane. Sure the contents of the leaks are freaky but human nature and storytelling has always been at its best when people are allowed to be freaky.
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>>56585542
based
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>>56585641
Arceus is the demiurge, not yhvh, also yhwh doesn't exist in smt (or hasn't appeared yet).
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>>56587130
baby Arceus soloed all the giants, retard
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>>56587371
This is blasphemous and false, Arceus fucked in all his space goat glory
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>>56586945
>>56586957
That's how the ancient people that ended up producing Cogita, Volo and Cynthia herself started. They are literally the continued blood of God herself. Deepest lore.
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>>56587371
How tight is llama pussy?
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>Death Battlefags in shambles since Arceus now gets hard countered by human cock
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>>56585542
>him
Anon this leak confirms Arceus is and always was female.
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This all feels like fanfic written by /vp/. Only this place sees Arceus as female. Complete with the human male self insert.
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>>56587418
...in my Arceustard fanfiction.
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>>56585542
that part of the lore doesnt seem to be canon in the games
there is no "Evil Giant" around that still needs to be defeated, Giratina was already BTFOd and is good now
baby Arceus already killed all the giants when it was born and made Palkia, Dialga and infused plates

the part of the creation process (including defeated giants) is supported by the stuff in DPPT, BDSP and PLA, but this isnt
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Who's the husband?
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>>56585542
God knows how great dicks are, why are you so adamant to the truth
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>>56585927
This people coping that Arceus is male after this are deluded.
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>>56587456
Not as tight as God's llama pussy.
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>>56586973
>Movie
>Mystery Dungeon
>Not Fanfic
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>>56587562
>Male voice
Homoshit doesn't exist in pokemon.
>But purloin and pikachu/piplup
Misunderstanding and caused by the globohomo machine.
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>>56587570
HumanCHAD btfo'd the Giant, that's why it's not around,
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>>56587570
reginegroes are trying to make themselves more important than they really are in the pantheon.
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>>56587570
Necrozma
>but they didn't exist ye-

only other possible anwser.
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>Arceusissies coping ITT
Your jobber got fucked by humans and Regis.
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>>56586893
>tyranitar
>gyarados
>garchomp
>metagross
>dragonite
for what purpose
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>>56585758
>kills titans and becomes new "supreme" diety
The parallels are kind of there. If gen 10 really is greece it could have some potential even in nu-pokemon lore wise
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>>56587650
Seems so
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>>56587796
Arceus was based on Zeus and not a creation deity?
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>>56586893
*crack*
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>>56587837
Kind of a fusion of both apperently born from an egg from chaos and killed some giants then created palkia and dialga.
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>>56587837
Arceus is a mix of a greek titans and Zeus
he was born at the same time as the giants (titans), so he is techncially the strongest titan
But he personally killed them and then became poke-Zeus
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>>56587452
No silly, Cogita IS arceus, she was keeping a close eye on Rei and his journey to find her, and grieving the loss of her original husband (this is why she was wearing black)
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>>56587837
The egg is clearly a reference to Kalevala creation myth
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>>56587267
Say that to my face, chaoskike

>>56587386
>what is mt2, smt2
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>>56587837
>>56587940
>>56587962
I'm pretty sure Arceus based on Izanagi and Izanami
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>>56587940
The titans could be the embodiment of the elemental types either. The Plates, which allow it to change type specifically say "The power of defeated giants infuses this Plate" and the Plate boosts the associated Type's power output.
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>>56587988
I just did, faggotron. Neutral > Chaos >>> Law.
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>>56587962
>>56588054
>>56587940
Pokemon is going full SMT and arceus is all of the above while giratina is lucy and the other legendaries are diety cucks.
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>>56587947
>the first Champion of Men who bested Arceus, married Her
>when he died, She wandered the Land, waiting for the one who would emerge and renew that Covenant
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>>56588157
Arceus wasn't bested, her husband found her weak and nourished her back to health. It was this kindness that made her fall in love.
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>>56588074
>neutralnigger
Okay, I can respect that, but you're still not saying that shit to me offline kek

>>56588132
How do I defeat Arceus? It just cast Dekaja on my party and that pisses me off
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>>56588476
>not balancing buffing and debuffing
>not casting Silence
>not prepared to rebuff just in case
I bet you made a MAG build instead of being a based STR/crit chad, too.
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>>56585542
have you seen even half the shit gods and other powerful beings in real world mythology get up to anon?
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>>56588406
Play the fucking games you lorelet cunt and shut the fuck up when your betters speak.
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>>56588684
Where does it say Arceus fucked him? Poor woman was likely in distress after the passing of her husband.
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>>56588684
>the anchuent hero's tale
The Cherokian Clan was right all along....
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>all the human male x female pokemon stories are about them consensually mating
>all the female human x male pokemon are rape stories
What did Gamefreak mean by this?
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>>56588815
Human male and female pokemon take after God herself and are thus virtuous and correct.
The opposite is an affront to Her design and cursed by its very existence.
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>>56588815
Whoever made them browses /vp/.
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>jobbed to Regis
>jobbed to men
>jobbed to cock
ARCEUSKEKS!?
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>>56588625
I figured it was gonna cast Dejaka again, and I wasn't gonna bother wasting more MP
>MAG build
How the fuck did you know??? I've been regretting that shit ever since I found they nerfed Echobarion
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>>56589010
Figures. It's all too typical that a Lawfag would be a MAG shitter.
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>>56588973
None of that is canon retard
Arceus made the universe and then fucked off to its dimension and didnt do anything again, except select the MC during the PLA intro
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>>56589290
>Arceus made the universe
Proof? All I remember is getting one from the mailman.
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>>56589340
>Proof?
DPPT
Pt
BDSP
PLA
aka play the games
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>>56589406
>aka play the games
I did, I got one from the mailman
Used it in battle against my bro, here's what happened
252+ Atk Choice Band Infernape Close Combat vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Arceus: 474-558 (106.7 - 125.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>56588815
That Octillery got definitely raped
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>>56589482
yeah, with the lapras it's blatant that she was into it thanks to the whole reading minds and high intelligence thing, but octillery really just reads like he picked it up and shoved his dick in it.
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>>56587624
Male Pokemon are for human males only.
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>>56589481
Arceus lives with sash and ohkos back. Nice try.
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>>56589548
Might have been rape the first time, she came back the second day for more.
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>>56585542
If Arceus is canonically a grill, that only makes my enjoyment of this franchise the greater. I want to fuck the god of this world, call me profane.
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>>56585542
This is canon
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>>56585735
based and regipilled
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>>56589598
potentially, but i would expect a pokemon as smart as lapras to not just wind up beached for no reason.
and being right there on the same beach as the guy who would fuck a lapras without a second thought... the one he comes to every day, apparently...
it'd be one hell of a coincidence.
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>>56589591
>Mach Punch
>Infernape has sash
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>>56589598
and my dumb ass is just now realizing you meant the octillery, kek.
yeah she did come back for more, that's true.
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>>56589687
>what is e-speed
check mate faggot
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>>56586097
What is the japanese text saying
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>>56586936
Zoomer.
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It's pronounced Ar-kay-es.
TPC not wanting people to call God an "arse", Silvally changing typing with the RKS system, the Arc Phone and it sounds like Deus which is the Latin word for God.
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>>56589736
>tera ghost
heh, nothing personnel
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>>56589736
>tera ghost
>OR has stealth rocks up
hasta la vista
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>>56588815
Need human male x male stories
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>>56589663
>Gigas kicks in after 5 sets
>Eleki's faster than the rest
Kino
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>>56587570
>pokemon lore is contradictory and hazily shambled together
No shit.
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>>56589768
More like Are-gay-es
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>>56586973
>voice actor, doesnt say shit
>mystery dungeon is a spinoff from another universe
>its not shitty and its not a fanfic.
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>>56589776
>>56589782
>tera ghost
for arceus yes
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>>56589789
There is none. Gayness is a sin to Arceus.
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>>56589820
Not in DPPT/BDSP/PLA so its fanfic garbage.
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>>56587657
Maybe the devs read that guy's canfic and decided to create necrozma
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>>56589851
>clicks Tera AND needs a human's item ALL to beat an RU (at best) monkey (if it doesn't have throat chop)
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>>56589789
so you just want yaoi right
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>>56589854
If Arceus made everything then he made gay sex too
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>>56589768
t. can't read
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>>56589768
Should be more like Ark-ee-us because the name is a direct reference to Noah.
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Why yes i will fuck the living shit out of a MALE Cinderace until he cums buckets
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>>56589789
>murder, torture, rape: completely fine
>two people of the same sex loving each other: unacceptable
It's fucked up isn't it
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>>56589899
>fanfic tiers
lol
lmao even
I accept your concession.
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>>56589856
But the fact that the fic goes with femarceus proves that arceus is seen as female by the employees
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>>56589957
Ok
>literally never used in VGC monkey
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>>56585542
Giant was too strong, needed to make an army of super kids with the power of friendship. Had to be done.
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>>56585542
>him
>he
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>>56589924
And yet Game Freak didn't see fit to acknowledge gays, ergo no She didn't.
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>>56588815
>>all the human male x female pokemon stories are about them consensually mating
The octillery one is rape anon.
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>>56585542
I guess you could say she is FEMALE ONLY
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>>56585735
Regigigas seems to be something else actually digging through it. Or like, Regigigas was seemingly repurposed somehow?

Honest to fuck, if you wanted to point to one specific 'mon, Eternatus or Necrozma fit best, but there's been a few people batting around the idea that both the singular giant thing and the multiple giants thing are true, big giant became many when the egg hatched, and they degraded and broke down further from there, hence why we have like a half dozen legendaries who are all broken into pieces and/or weakened/imprisoned/degraded from what they once were.
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>>56589789
Such degeneracy goes against Arceus's will.
Human female x female pokemon stories however..
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>>56590124
She came for more
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>>56590169
still rape
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>>56590124
I'm gonna rape that octillery and see how it fucking feels
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>>56586936
Honestly it seems like unironically Rayquaza got horny, fucked a fish, forgot about it, and then was just super fucking proud when the kid showed up as a flying noodle dragon just like dad or some shit and said "THAT'S PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY".

Rayquaza in general is weird because while they don't do anything too wild with him in this shit it seems like the sky noodle is unironically like Pokemon Jesus.
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>>56590093
He got mpreg'd by human cock btw
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>>56590258
any proof to backup that claim
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>>56589993
>>56590085
Not in the games
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>>56590319
The leaked lore is game lore A.K.A CANON lore.
The Ashnime, and Mystery Dungeons are non-canon.
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>>56590319
>Manaphy gets fucked by Tranny Ditto Cock to make Phiones
Arceus-chan only fucks humans and not filthy tranny Dittos like that heathen Manaphy
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>>56590396
Its literally scrapped fanfic that contradicts the lore of the sinnoh games we currently have.
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>>56590419
>scrapped
Just because its behind the scenes doesn't mean its scrapped lmfao
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>>56590413
Forgot to mention in my schizophrenic truths is that both are listed as genderless
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>>56590286
My uncle was the employee hacked
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>>56590435
>Behind the scenes
Its literally scrapped ideas. If it was behind the scenes they would have shown it to the public ages ago.
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>>56585542
>famitsukek being so mindbroken xhe takes it's shitposts into /vp/
Wow.
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>fug is so powerful it can tell both Primals to fuck off without needing to Mega Evolve and both of them will immediately fuck off
>Fug is divine in nature, the god of the sky
Meanwhile Deoxys is just a random alien that can fight on par with it, did you know that if you only took its strongest stats into account, Deoxys would have a base stat total of 910?
Still just a random space virus that mutated.
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>>56590447
False, I was the one who fucked arceus
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>>56590124
It couldn't have been rape because the Octillery was way more powerful than the human. If she didn't want it, she could've easily ran away or beaten his ass.
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>>56590225
I don't give a fuck if this isn't real, this is my new headcanon.
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>>56589768
The Japs still call it Arse-ee-us. It sounds better than Arc-ee-us, so I will continue to use the original Japanese pronunciation.
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>>56590590
Why are Deoxys' stats capped to 600 BST in the first place? Is it the heckin Mewtwo's feefees?
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>>56590419
It's the series bible, EVERY major creative IP spanning all mediums have a core reference journal to maintain consistency across all its outputs. And poképhilia was ALWAYS canon.
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>>56590755
>Octillery was way more powerful than the human
There was literally a human that was slaughtering and mutilating tons of Ursaring with his sword.
I mean in the end he human died once he fought an Ursaring while unarmed but still.
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>>56590818
Moron
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>>56590442
No such thing, go back to whatever shitty mail-order Jaoanese course you went to, get your money back if you can.
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>>56590828
That human was the son of the Octillery
That Ursaring massacre was the Octillery genes acting up
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>>56590847
That's what I mean you fucking fuck
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>>56590840
Concession accepted. Don't seethe yourself to death tonight. Go take a walk, catch a movie. Forget you lost the war.
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>>56589203
IT WAS ONE TIME, I PROMISE YOU
I JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT HEAVENLY THOUSAND ARROWS LOOKED LIKE
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>>56587570
>plates
They mention the giants
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>>56590972
>Scrapped shitty fanfic is canon because...it just is despite not being anywhere officially.
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>>56587741
Power houses and proof that Salamence is the odd one out as a freak of nature
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>>56590815
Mew's actually, Most mythical Pokemon have a bst of 600 because Mew did, it's just that Deoxys can minmax its own stats on the fly.
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>>56591054
His wish to fly was too powerful to contain, just look at its mega and tell me that's normal
His flying autism did the impossible, salamance is the Cyrus of dragons
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Imagine all the female Zoroark that have gone and tricked human men into impregnating them, that cute female trainer you met in the woods? She was actually a pokemon.
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>>56591103
That cutie you found near the rest spot, that nice office lady in that party, the girl in the forest...It was all zoroark

The same zoroark every time
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>>56591161
Man, all she had to do was be herself.
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>>56591262
me
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>>56586071
So the twins were the fairies?
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>>56591015
>seething bastard doesn't play the games
>seethes because people who DO play the games have had their reading of the series justified and canonised
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>>56587353
I wanted to do a drawing of this insanity since the leak has been the most entertaining thing I've seen in months, but it ended up really weird and out there. I based it off byzantine art to try and look cool but it only came out as tryhardish. Still I didn't want the drawing to go to waste, so I'll share it.
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>>56589481
>>56589340
Arceus was born when the universe came into existence, and created the Pokemon that are the living embodiment of time, space and antimatter, on top of making the Pokemon that gave all life emotion, willpower and knowledge

The pokedex also literally said Arceus shaped the universe, so the other anon is right, play the game
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Arceus has the ability to either cuck or trick any man or woman it comes and that's scary

Imagine you think you're getting to fuck an esteemed champion and instead it was Arceus tricking you
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>>56591391
Please tell me you're pretending to be retarded. Even if Ia being light doesn't directly relate to space Ea being time should be your biggest fucking hint.
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>>56585927
>>56586973
>>56587594
Arceus is clearly a gay man who's afraid to admit he's gay, so he turns himself into women when he has sex with guys. That way, it's not gay
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>>56591688
Projecting much?
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>>56591688
Arceus is not gay
He had relationships with women
and sex with men
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>>56591262
why the fuck does it have 2 huge knockers on her chest instead of 10 little bumps across her belly? who draws this shit?
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>>56591470
not enough cleavage desu
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>>56589767
Go on and explain why Gyrados is there instead of Arcanine
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>>56591397
Where is the mention of dead slakoths?
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>>56586071
>>56586097
Why isnt anyone posting the follow up with the lake trio origin
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>>56585735
>>56586619
what a chad
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>>56585542
>Okay, Mew. I won't explain this again, so listen.
>Yes, I'm going to let another man dick me down bu-
>Let me finish.
>It's NOT gay, because it's part of my master plan.
>I need to create the ultimate vessels for time and space, and I have to do so myself.
>...
>With my own womb after being creampied, yes.
>What?
>Yes, of course I had to leg lock him, I needed to be sure he wouldn't pull out.
>...
>No, I didn't ENJOY it!
>It's called acting! He may have gotten suspicious, so I HAD to say I love him and beg him to fuck me harder.
>...
>Oh my god! I just want to see a big funny clown face! What part of this do you not understand?
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>>56589764
google translate
>Receiving their father's love, the twins continued to grow healthy. Eventually, when they were approaching their father's height, the twins spoke in unison to their father.
>A giant had come.
>The colors, sounds, and calm atmosphere all disappeared from the surroundings. The people and Pokémon disappeared. Beyond the emptiness, a giant was roaring.
>When the giant spotted the twins, it attacked them in a rage. Instinctively, the father jumped out. He risked his life to protect his children from the giant, but his strength gave out.
>Then, changes occurred in Ea and Ea's bodies. Ea's body split, and strong limbs stretched out. His upper arms shone like diamonds.
>Ea's body split, and two supple legs stretched out. Pearl-like spheres covered his shoulders and back.
>Ea and Ea transformed into giant dragons and jumped on the giant.
>After a long battle, the giant fell before Ea and Ea.
>Ea and Ea ran up to their father's body and roared loudly.
>Then the absolute god Aus descended and said.
>The body may perish, but the soul will not perish.
>Three lights overflowed from their father's body.
>The lights became Rei, the god of eyes, Ai, the god of the heart, and Hai, the god of voice.
>Aus said to the three gods.
>Incarnations of the beloved, give this world your blessings.
>When Rei woke up, everything appeared there. Colors and shapes were born.
>When Ai wished, everything was felt there. A peaceful presence spread.
>When Hai shouted, everything trembled there. A happy sound began to resonate.
>The three gods ran everywhere, spreading their protection.
>The world was filled with happiness.
>Aus offered a prayer to the giant's body. Then the body transformed into a huge mountain.
>Aus said to Ea and Ea.
>You must watch over the world from this place, higher than anywhere else. Pour in light and release time.
>Aus rose to the sky.
>Ea and Ea neighed loudly and disappeared into the giant mountain.
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>>56586097
>>56591965
>the giant/titan's corpse became mt. coronet
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>>56586097
But isn't Ia Dialga? I thought Darkness and Space was Palkia's thing.
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>Dawn is Palkia
>Lucas is Dialga
>the lake trio are the love of Arceus and her late husband made manifest in physical form to bless the earth
Pokemon mythology is interesting.
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Wait if these three are Arceus' husband does that mean they're male?
They seem so feminine though
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>>56586893
>>56586925
Looks like they added giaratina.
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>>56592191
Arceus is into twinks
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>>56592191
They're not actually him, but an incarnation of him.
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>>56591965
Now that I think about it, it's weird there was no legendary in Sinnoh that represented Mt. Coronet itself
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>Arceus' husband faced a titan in hopeless battle to defend his children knowing full well he'd die
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>>56591965
>arceus' husband was able to fight off the giant for some time
she chose well
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>Had twins fight the giant
>Giant is implied to be Giratina
>Lucas and Dawn suspiciously lack a father just after a gen where the player finally had one
>Lucas and Dawn are also handpicked by Arceus to be taken to the past for PLA to fight Giratina
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>>56592161
>legendaries are humans incarnated
This isn't even SMT anymore this shit is og megani tensei nakajima type shit. If legebdaries were going this path of gods and stuff I wished there were more "demonic"/fallen pokemon like giratina
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>>56592295
>lots of black white and gold like arceus
>add the red and its giratinas colors
>lucas has blue elements like dialga
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>>56586097
>>56591965
I wonder why there's nothing on Giratina in any of these drafts, unless Giratina is supposed to be the alter ego of Arceus whose corpse becomes Mt. Coronet. But Giratina is missing in the other versions of the creation myth too

I wonder if Beta Giratina means anything
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>>56592281
>Arceus honours her dead husband's sacrifice by incarnating his soul as the Lake Trio
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Why are gods so horny
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>>56592516
the lake trio specifically being the god of eyes, heart, and the voice is cooler than the body soul emotion thing they have now. the whole thing about burying the eyes, heart and voice that shows up in the myths is rad
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>>56592343
This version of the myth seems to be the closest to having Giratina in it. Recurring thing is that Giratina or the giant died, which fits with how Giratina appears in an ancient cemetary. I'm beginning to think banishment might be a euphemism for killing
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>>56592694
>palkia and dialga were created to form the world
>giratina was created to destroy the egg of life, that contained all life in it
>giratina has nothing beyond its purpose of destruction, and so keeps destroying even when it doesn't need to anymore
>palkia and dialga can't bring themselves to attack giratina, and decide to choose a human
>palkia and dialga turn three pokemon into the lake trio to help the human defeat giratina
>giratina's body becomes the physical world, and his soul becomes the weather trio
This is pretty fucking kino, I'm going to headcanon that all these variations of the creation myth exist in-universe
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>>56592529
The longer you live and the more you see, the more you start having strange thoughts
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>>56585542
It was written by a woman
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did anything shota related happen in the leaks?
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>>56592191
Maybe if they fused with a man it'd result in her husband but as is they're not.
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>>56591959
Man, should've known this was about Kenjaku before readijg the part about the clown face you forgot to change
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>Both the Digimon and Pokemon Gods have femalw human forms
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>>56592915
only the son of pokefucker slaying 30 bears with a sword
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>>56593158
how the FUCK did he casually kill 30 bears
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>>56593149
Oh, in that manga she wanted to fuck rhe guy real badly as well.
Oh no. No!
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>>56592909
Proof?
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>>56593172
With a sword anon, can't you read?
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>>56593172
He found a really good sword and stabbed them a lot.

When he couldn't get his sword, he died while strangling a bear to death
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>>56592909
Both of the Yuu Nakatsuis working for Game Freak are male.
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>>56589768
Ar-seus sounds like Zeus.
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>>56587386
as far as we know arceus isnt a demiurge if anything the new lore makes dialga and palkia into demiurges as they were the ones who created the Pokemon world via their kids, while arceus is off getting fucked by humans.
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>>56587624
go back to /pol/
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>>56593172
he found a sword from sharpedos, who were also able to turn into humans
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>>56592785
At what point does Giratina start eating macarons?
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>>56590815
Based Deoxys. One of my favs.
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>>56592909
hm?
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>>56592343
it seems giratina either wasnt a legendary or part of the creation trio at the time
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>no human male x male pokemon rape
sigh
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>>56585542
SLUT
SISSY
BITCH IN HEAT
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>>56592909
yjk
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>>56592529
When you can do anything the only entertainment is others.
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>>56594468
tbf if you were god and made your perfect waifu/husband, i guess you'd also take a human form to fuck em
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>>56586071
here's the followup
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>>56594687
That's basically what you do in games like artificial academy
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https://pastebin.com/x9Rne5iZ
here's all the myths in one place
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>>56594794
why is palkia getting called the god of time in this?
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>>56589768
Ar-KAI-ius, take it or leave it.
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>>56592161
What
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>>56594110
>no gay shit in a series that historically ignores gayshit
Wow, it's like you spent the last 28 years with your head up your arse as well as cocks in your mouth.
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>>56587386
>Arceus is the demiurge, not yhvh, also yhwh doesn't exist in smt (or hasn't appeared yet).
YHVH appears in 3 megaten games
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>>56592694
>giratina's body became heaven earth and the sea
>his soul also became heaven (rayquaza), earth (groudon), and the sea (kyogre)
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>>56587154
It's literally just a knockoff of Ainu creation myth with deities replaced with pokemon.
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>>56592343
The leaked stuff is from 2005. The faggot hacker is refusing to post recent documents.
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>>56586936
That pic >>56586893 isn't from the leak, it's a fanmade with a bunch of headcanon crap and also some mistranslations
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>Arceus is male
>Noooo Arceus is female!!!!
Arceus is a hermaphrodite and has impregnated itself
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>>56589768
アルセウス

retard
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>>56585542
She looks like she fucks human men.
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>>56585612
TYBA? Nah son, TYDD
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>>56591985
I am happy I wasn't the only one that thought about "her" when reading the story.
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>>56592297
It all wounds up back to Nakajima in the end
As it always does
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>>56585542
>tfw no god of all creation wife
Bros...
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>>56595987
Read anon.
Palkia and Dialga are the twin children of Arceus and her husband, when he died protecting them from the giant she incarnated his spirit as the lake trio. Their love made manifest then blessed humanity as the result of their union(time and space) keep the world safe.
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>>56600609
>the world is allowed to exist as it is because of the strongest, purest hmofa keeping it in order
See, we tried to tell you fags it was important.
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>>56586957
CINEMA
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>>56586957
Truly, she was a shillmon all along.
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>>56585542
HSTS moment
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>>56600558
This is my favourite humanization form
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>>56594207
You actually don't know bc you are being lied to, >>56593294
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>>56601077
Sorry to rain on your parade anon, but Arceus took human form.
Palkia and Dialga also were born and grew up as humans only taking their pokemon form to defeat the giant(who's carcass became Mount Coronet) and to watch over their mother's work.
This means gijinkas were the key to pokemon the whole time.
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>>56592297
I mean, there sort of are. Outside of the series starting with the genetic outcast of Mewtwo and later Genesect, you have shit like Regigigas being locked up, Darkrai being outcast for its powers, Jirachi being put to sleep for a thousand years for its doom powers, Yveltal just being death incarnate, the extraterrestrial "other"ness of stuff like Deoxys, the Ultra Beasts, Eternatus, even the most recent gen has the Treasures of Ruin.
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>>56586957
If at some point this franchise somewhere in the far future has the god damn balls to put a version of the arceus x human story in the form of a anime/manga and arceus looks like cynthia I will rise from the grave and scream KINO
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>>56585542
She’s just honry, anon. Don’t pretend you wouldn’t fuck cute girls if you could create a world.
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>>56586893
>Heatran instead of Darkrai
Retard
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>>56586957
Yeah that’s my headcanon too. Volo had the Arceus haircut at the end
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>>56601165
Here's the full pic, by the way. The artist actually drew her a few times.
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>>56585542
>blessed with godlike powers
>immediately turns into a little girl
Arceus is old time 4chan incarnate. Based!
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>>56601908
Every time I see this Image there's a new Pokemon on it.
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>>56602037
the /trash/ thread is busy at work trying to add more mons to it.
At the moment there's 35 species, 30 evo lines, and in those evo lines a total of 69 pokemon.
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>tfw ywn get to have sex with god
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>>56587624
/pol/ard forgets about other gay in Pokemon like Ferris wheel.
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>>56586973
God is a horny shapeshifter
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>>56591103
>>56591161
>>56591262
I wonder how many hybrids are there
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hope this leads to an uptick in Arceus gjinkas
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>>56601908
>no palkia
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>>56602598
Palkia is the child of a human and their mom is already in the pic
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>>56602501
God I hope so.
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>>56601908
Where's Reshiram for my boy Justin?
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>>56602501
She better have thighs for the ages.
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>>56602501
>needing gijinkas
Boring.
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>>56602218
Wait trash is adding more?
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>>56602744
That's how Arceus did it. Not to mention with pokemon being so often mistaken for humans in these myths it seems more than likely pokemon naturally had the ability to become gijinkas. Palkia and Dialga for instance were human and became their current forms as a power boost, so likely could return to their original human bodies if they so desired.
Think of it how Latias has a human form, only every pokemon.
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>>56602744
So are we still up in the air about beta arceus being the real form or?
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>>56602765
Oui
>>>/trash/69946183
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>>56591262
paizuri the fox
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>>56585542
Clearly, Arceus was never a male in the first place
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>>56602501
Is that why Cynthia and everyone with her blood is linked with Arceus in someway
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>>56602744
She literally took human form, anon
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>>56587320
AIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>56585542
Not canon
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>>56603903
Its official and its not contradicted, cope
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>>56603911
Cut content is cut content for a reason, retard
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>>56603931
It's mentioned in gen 4 library.
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>>56586893
>>56586925
Not too hard to guess in hindsight but I'm still glad this was actually answered in our lifetimes.
Endless mystery and set up is just so fucking boring.
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>>56602501
Post more if you can.
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>>56603948
Except what is written in the Gen 4 library has nothing anymore to do with much of the crap being posted here.
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>>56604000
Holy cope
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>>56604021
Dude, I'm reading shit that Dialga and Palkian were humans who ascended to gods, which is huge bullshit, since it makes no fucking sense, especially since the games already tell us repeatedly Dialga and Palkia's origin.
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>>56589813
>pokemon lore is contradictory and hazily shambled together
Because this is no Pokemon lore retard, just one of many beta versions of pokemon myths they made before settling with the current ones.
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>>56586893
>Gyrados
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>>56586957
HOLY FUCK
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>>56586957
So what you're saying is that Cynthia was actually Arceus all along.
That would honestly explain a few things.
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>>56604410
yes of course.
>>
suddenly feeling the urge to buy PLA
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>>56604531
>You are now imagining Cynthia is actually Arceus
>The entire time during DPPt, Cynthia is standing right there, fully confident in (You) to deal with the problem.
>Completely unfazed and unbothered.
>She's an archeologist because it's funny to see what conclusions humans draw about ancient stories.
>The entire time, she's just been hanging out and going on adventures with (You).
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>>56585542
Picture jesus fucking arceus
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>>56605038
Always on the hunt for a new husband.
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>>56586893
>gyarados
>not salamance
wtf were they thinking
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>>56605025
She's waiting for you.
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>>56585542
To get fucked by human men. Why else?



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