I feel like I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and this was all just some really fucking weird dream
>>56586929Nah this is real and fucked up
>>56586929Pokemon don't have sex
damn bro kinda weird of u to dream stories of humans killing slakoths and slaking taking revenge
>>56586929Nope it's real, Pokemon is not as pure as we all thought
You can't put the pokecock back in its seath until you give it a good tug
>>56586929i'm very desensitized by the internet but what the leaks revealed is actually more insane than i could ever have imagined and difficult to process.
>>56587080like what?
Lapras cannot get enough of human men and it's now canon.
>>56587080This isn't shocking to anyone who knows about folklore. Animal brides are so common it'd be weird if pokemon never thought about trying to adapt them with how much other folklore inspiration they use. It is also of course no surprise that none of these concepts made it far.
>>56587080Be happy that you were there all of this happened. It's not everyday this kind of insanity gets revealed.
Tentaquil IS REAL.
May as well rope yourself now lad.
>>56586929Pokemon has gone insane!
>>56587401Tell me you're an afterbirth bastard, without actually say the words "I'm an afterbirth bastard".
i have dreams too, but never about using octillery as an onahole
>>56587078reading this gave me a boner fuck you
kek
>>56586929THIS IS REDEMPTION FOR GF'S DISHONORU
>>56586967Just because you can't have sex, doesn't mean pokemon don't have it.
>>56589762nah they still need to die. They made all of this back during hgss days, not during scat and vomit.
is this the 9/11 of pokemon
>>56589843Die for what?
>>56589859A 2nd Typhlosion cock has hit the loli
>>56589859More like an embarrassing outing mixed with interesting insights into the backstage
I hate cancel culture but we need to do everything we can to publicize this. Get all the Karens on board. It'll be hot coffee 2.0 except with a children's franchise, the aftermath will be dire. Hopefully then Nintendo can somehow separate itself from GF and hand the IP off to a different team. >captcha: 84R00K
I mean it's not even surprising.
>>56590031>Pokemon Women
