>Arceus canonically has a sex drive and is willing to fuck humans if she feels like it.I would unironically worship Arceus IRL if I lived in the Pokemon world and found this out.Also real talk this Pokemon leaked lore is kino. It makes the series seem much more serious and interesting.I hope gamefreak doesn't scrap it its actually fantastic.
>>56589659It was from 2005. That shit didn't see the light of day until now.
>>56589791It could be behind the scenes canon.
>>56589659none of this will EVER be mentioned again. we'll hopefully get a lot of kino lewds from it though.
>>56589659>Gods have sex drivesGasp! No one tell Greece. Or Norway. Or Japan. Or Native Americans. Or South Americans. Or Taoists. Or fucking Christians
Sex with arceus!
>>56589954God (the christian God) never had sex tho
>>56590689The God of Abraham literally raped Mary.
>>56589659>Typhlosion when it finds unattended 10 year olds in the woods
>>56590726She is a virgin, literally called the Virgin Marry
>>56590851it was cope.
>>56590901
>she
>>56589659I always felt like Arceus was female, I wonder why they decided to give it a male voice in the movie.
>>56590926Yes SHE got pregnant and gave birth you heretic!By Arceus, behave yourself. I will give you a taste of my shoe.>>56590932Same Arceus always gave me feminine vibes.
>>56590769YAMETE
>>56590769qrd?
>>56589659>this comic had to be changedIt's just not the same
>>56589791>Diamond and Pearl came out 20 years ago>20 years later I'll probably make a post ruminating on the fact that Diamond and Pearl came out 40 years ago not like this bros...
>>56590851>He thinks Gods have the same sex that we haveZeus had sex by literally becoming a rain of piss. Do not limit divine entities with your limited mortal comprehensions
>>56590689God had a wife.
>>56590689Asharah?
>>56593341may as well kill yourself now. its all downhill from here
>>56590851Erm actually the Talmud says she is a prostitute who conceived Jesus with a Roman centurion.
>>56593600Just think of how many people have devoted their lives to this stupid thing, not even the top dog of his original gang.
>>56589659>Also real talk this Pokemon leaked lore is kino.This, the graph with with all the Lenegedaries/Pseuds looks like it came straight out of /x/
>>56593704when i went to bed last night, i was really hoping for more schizo lore. pokecoomageddon is cool and all but i really wanted that /x/ shit.
>>56593654>actually shekelberg said otherwise and kîkes would never ever lie to you goyim-I mean anon
>>56593341Remakes are on their way post Gen10 and Multiplayer Pokemon Game.
>>56590932Arceus transcends gender, it can be whatever it wants, it's literally god
>>56594387pretty sure all gods have a gender, unless there's one I'm missing
>>56590851>>56590726The god of Abraham is literally an evil snake lion
>>56589659based
>>56594387gods play with the concept of gender in lot of mythology anyway (loki turning into a FEMALE horse and getting FUCKED by a male one and having horse kids is the prime example)
>>56593600>wifepost the full image, his "wife" there has a dick
>>56595745Anon, your information is out of date:>"One day archaeologist Uzi Avner called me and told me that he was looking at the exhibits at the Israel Museum and that he thinks the smaller figure has nothing between its legs. We rushed to the museum and they opened the display case for us. We had the Israel Museum restorer with us, who promised me that he had gentle hands, and with a light brush he cleaned it and it turned out that there was nothing [there]. Since then we have been careful to draw the picture with one figure with and one without.
>>56596017>trusting jews about religion they’re devil worshippers, I trust nothing they say about Christianity or even their own
>>56596017>>56596371the original image before jews edited ithe a homo thug
It's almost like all these attempts to expand the Pokemon mythos by comparing them with Yokai worked against them.
>>56590769>IT'S FINE WHEN KITSUNES, TANOOKI, OTTER, MONKEY, KAPPA, WEASLE AND ONI DO IT, BUT NOT MY HECKING TYPHLOSIONRINOThe fact it fucking speaks and can turn into a human should tell you it's a fucking STORY. Wait until you find out Ludicolo the happy pineapple duck, is based off a water imp that will FIST YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU DIE.
