JUSTICE FOR TYPHLOSION THAT GAMEFREAK EMPLOYEE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN WORK THERE ANYMORE YOU ALL FUYCKING SUCK HES NICE AND CUDDLY LEAVE HIM ALONE
>>56592398Based. Not all Typhlosions. Plus, the story is an old folk tale, so it probably isn't even true.
Where can I read the Typhlosion story?And all the other stories that you guys are freaking out about?
>>56592398It’s based off a real world myth. Why are zoomers/Americans such pearl clutches? Christianity isn’t that ingrained is it?
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>>56592398The typhlosion in the story did nothing wrong though
>>56592469>Christianity isn’t that ingrained is it?yes it is.
>>56592398GET AWAY FROM HER YOU FUCKING FIRE RAT!
>>56592398>has good taste>is a good husbandHe's confirmed to be the best starter now
>picks female MC>picks cyndaquil as starter in Arceus or Gen 2 You just KNOW
>>56592498but people are calling him a pedo rapist on this board
>>56592775this board is one of the most retarded places on the internet, the fact the this board is saying is is practically proof that its not true.
>>56592568He raped her
>>56592398>doesn't even work there anymo-He was involved in PLA's production lmao
>>56592398Typhlosion raped and killed a girl in 1990.
>>56592833Akari's typh is nice tho
>>56592494Is this real or fake it’s so hard to tell
>>56593199scraped mythology afaik, someone also said its a writing prompt for creative(s)?
#notallmem you disgusting rape apologist fuck. Imagine using a pedomon
>>56592398DW anon they'll get tired of it in a week or so
>>56592398he cuddles with me after he blasts a fat load inside me that much is true. pokephiles won.
No wonder women love Typhlosion so much, they're just mindfucked into wanting to fuck badgers
>>56593251shut the fuck up bearfucker. imagine killing yourself.
>>56593054I can bet your ass he suggested Cyndaquil as one of the starters.
>>56593279Sorry you're in love with a pedophile buddy
I can’t tell if this is real or Fake.
>>56592469The pews are emptier now more than ever, this is entirely zoomertards
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>>56592398Imagine Akari mewling, he body quaking and burning up with heat, as her Typhlosion mounts her from behind, every thrust of his heavy, muscled mustelid hips hammering into her tight young ass, stretching her out with a rod of burning heat and making a lurid clapping sound.Her chest and face pushed into the ground with every impact, her fingers clawing at the ground as her core burns, her breathing heavy and frantic as she's taken over and over again. It doesn't even matter if she wants it or not, she has no choice in the matter. Eventually there's a rush of searing heat as her body is flooded with burning seed, and she screams. It's impossible to tell if it's pain or pleasure that drives her over the brink, but Typhlosion doesn't care. He's not finished using her yet. His teeth burn at her throat as he forces her down and to be silent, before starting again, more intense, faster, now. Either he needs to make sure his seed takes or he needs to make sure he has his fill before she breaks.It continues over and over again until he's satisfied, and Akari loses all sense of time as she thrashes and burns within with heat and lust, and for a moment she wonders if the light in her eyes is the flames blooming from Typhlosion's back or her achieving some kind of ecstasy, some kind of higher state.As he fills her again, she sees the face of God, and just like her, she's on her knees, shuddering, rolling her hips back. She finds peace as she's bred again, and again, pushed harder and higher, because surely this is a sign from Great Sinnoh to accept her destiny as a whore.
the story is 100% a hissuan onehissuan confirmed the superior one
>>56592398TYPHLOSION THERAPISTNever ForgetNever Forgive
>>56593502h-hot..
>>56593502how will you explain this to God?
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>>56593594I don't have to explain anything to someone who takes cock. Besides, we all know that God approves of fucking Pokemon, it's canon.
>>56592398>gets a cute pokehusband who feeds you berries and can also transform into a handsome manI'm having trouble finding a flaw.
>>56592398I, for one, think it's pretty cool to get confirmation Typh is a total bro you could rub dicks together with
>>56593427LOL
>>56593699The flaw is that he likes his berries before they're ripe if you know what I mean
