>MY CHILDREN LISTEN!>THOSE TEXTS YOU RECEIVED ARE NOT CANON TO MY HOLY HISTORY
not buying it im afraid
>>56593524hey bebbe wanna make some more IAs and EAs
>>56593524God looks like she fucks human men.
They probably are, but it’s only about a singular Arceus avatar. Arceus’ true form though, who knows?
>>56593524>These noncanon texts are the Pokémon equivalent to the Quran.
>>56593524lol you fuck human men
ok daddy
>>56593524>Turns into a woman and gets fucked by BHCWhy is the god of pokemon like this?
>>56593524You sissy BITCH
>>56593524Which city in Sinnoh is the most degenerate when it comes to pokephilia
whatever you say, slut
>>56593681Probably Hearthome. There's the church to get married in, contests to try clothes on, and Amity Square to go on a date/walk.
>>56593524Whether its canon or not, it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephilia.After all, it's in GF's repo of pokemon-related information alongside inspirations for and the official ages of trainers that appear in the games and anime.
OUR GOD IS A FUCKING SLUT
>>56594070OUR GOD IS A LOYAL WIFE AND MOTHER. SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, HERETIC.
>>56593765The stories are literally myths that never happened. Even outside of the fake that these are leaks for shit that was never added to the game, they are mythological stories that never happened. This doesn’t endorse shit.
>>56594107I bet you say that because she offered you SEX
>>56593765>it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephiliaDefinitely, that's why they cut it from the final games.
>>56594112I see it's time for the coping to reach maximum.
>>56593524Why did you take it in your Arceussy...?
>CHILD OF MAN, DO NOT BE DECIEVED!>THOSE HOME VIDEOS YOU FOUND IN THE ATTIC OF YOUR FATHER AND I - THEY ARE AI GENERATED.
Our sexo children
>>56594558CUTE
>>56593524was taking backshots part of your divine plan?
>>56593524Arcy girl its okay. Everyone loses to the dick. Its only natural. After all you are the one that made it that way.
>yet another myth involving pokephilia, this time having someone's pokemon wife getting killed and becoming the lake trio
>>56595120https://pastebin.com/qtSJBeMQand there's a longer more detailed version that has the pokemon be an ursaring, and also they have a child
>>56593524Sounds like the Quran where all the smut of Muhammad fucking random women had to be abrogated and explained by islamic scholars
>>56593524Yes mom, i mean yes mommy, i mean yes mother, i mean yes god
>>56593524I need to impregnate her too.
>>56593524Shut up and mind break me into a pokebreeding whore already!
>I MIGHT HAVE HAD SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT HUMAN BUT THE SOURCE OF THESE CLAIMS COMES FROM CRIMINALS AND YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS I AM FOR READING THEM
>>56594147But not the ethos. Weird that, isn't it? Almost as if they still see it as canon...
>>56597077>No mention of slaking rapeSo the shitty fanfic isn't canon
>>56593524Let's settle this Once and for all
>>56593524>Sinnonians worship this slut
>>56597122>no the stories about fucking aren't canon, despite them ALSO talking about marriageFroslass fucking is though. Seethe ESL.
>>56597486No mention of rape or murdering bears. Like I said non canon fanfic
>>56597752Sure sounds a lot like seething bitch cope I've been seeing the last 8 hours. Which also sounds like you know you lost and you can't find any other way to process your emotions but lash out like a baby in the middle of a tantrum.
>>56598019>Retard can't comprehend that scrapped content means that its not canon
>>56597752NTA b you made a claim that GF is against pokephilia, which got disproven instantly by ingame text. This weird goalpost shifting you're doing about rapes or bears has nothing to do with the original thing you quoted which was about pokephilia.
>>56598045>>56598136Only retard is the one desperately trying to delegitimise poképhilia, something which was baked into the series from day zero. Fuck you and handle your defeat better.
>>56597486Froslass is said to be a Human female its hardly "pokephilia"
>>56598230No. It's a pokémon which evolves from another pokémon. the whole family's based of yokai, like a lot of pokémon, especially in the first Gens. It's exactly poképhilia, especially as the Froslass cannot be caught and as you well know, the only pokémon a player can't catch are owned pokémon. Which further implies the Froslass STILL considers herself her husband's pokémon, even though she's long left him and he's long since died. Play the games for once in your life, stop getting all your fucking information form cunts on youtube vomiting up their delulu delusions to not get demonetised.
>>56593524Is this why Girantina rebelled? He went on a chud rampage?
>>56593524She looks like she fucks human men.
>>56593524>ywn have unimaginably amazing sex with literal God just because she probably found you cute or somethingWhat's even the point of life at this point?
>>56593524>Pokemon are all subservient to humans just because this bitch loved a guy too much
>Why yes. I personally designed the phallus to be a tool of rape. How else would life propagate without consent? Do you think I would let creation flater just because she 'had a headache?'
>>56598963>lovedShe walk(flew) out as soon as she push out 2 kids and told the father to raise them himself. She was just looking for tricks.
>>56593524So you the dad. Who is our 'Mom', dad!? The one who created us in our shape, humans, in the Poke World?
>>56599096She came back and revived him
>>56593524Sorry Arceus but the discord messages have been leaked
>>56593524It's to late you old hag, we know you love BHC
>>56593524Slut detected, opinion rejected
>>56597077This is clearly based off native american myths, which pretty much always start with>Long ago, before humans, the animal people walked the earthAnd the animal people all would talk and do their things, coyote was their trickster and guardian spirit, the bear was the big bumbling retard who would get tricked but would also cause great grief to everyone and was cruel.Then at some point all the animal people stopped talking and became their current selves because humans were coming.They stray from this in that humans and animal-people didn't exist in the same time frame, the animal people were before humans.
