OH THANK GOD SHE'S 28I thought I was going to have a panic attack if she was under 18, I jerked off to Hex Maniac too many times to count
Americans are insane
>>56593802hag hex
>>56593802I know this is bait but you should still kill yourself for posting it. Thanks
>>56593802her being 28 makes her being a disgusting shota rapist even better
Did they leak documents about Hex too? Or is it just OP going insane with lust and grief like the rest of this board?
>christmas cake
>>56593802Hex Maniac isn't a singular character, they could potentially be anywhere from 18 to 28
>>56593802>I thought I was going to have a panic attack if she was under 18>a panic attackDid your mother never tell you to remind yourself what's real and not?
Now her ultra thick hag body art is all the more canon
>>56593802Hex cake!HEX!CAKE!
>>56593980i assume lust and greif cus id expect to see the ages of the protags before i see the ages of the x y npcs specially cus not much of x and y has leaked yet
>>56593802Genuinely what are you talking about
>>56594135Just as i thought. Someone kill this thread already... And besides, let it be known that the Fairytale Girls are the true legal ones, given their dialogue about being old enough to be the protagonist's mother
>>56594244I have to make sure every fictional female character I masturbate to is above the age of consent (to star in pornography)
>>56593802>She's almost twice as old as Elesa yet looks just as young and hotShe's undead for sure
>>56593975>be a hex maniac that's pushing 30>no job no future no friends>unwashed, filthy dress that smells like B.O.>milk stains due to constant lactation>stalking the local elementary school >the first little boy she sees will be brutally raped and forefully breastfed
>>56594257I mean, look at Acerola. Woman is over 19 already and looks young as fuck.Or that beauty from that sidequest in USUM where you find out she's the same age as Hau's grandpa despite looking the same as any other beauty.
>>56594575No matter what the game or Bulbapedia could imply, i can't fathom Acerola being anything other than a little girl. But who knows?The Beauty is just hiding her true face with lots of makeup and cosmetic surgeries (and maybe dark magic)
>>56594966> BublapediaMate they’re unironic paedophiles, look up Moss Van.
>>56594575Acerola is a ghost so technically she's both 10 and 1200 years old at the same time.
>>56593802Hex is my wife so she is whatever age I want her to be.
>>56595006I didn't find anything about "Moss Van". But i've noticed that Acerola's page, as well as the other Trial Captains, doesn't list her age as "11-19" anymore. Rather, it says "Unconfirmed", which makes more sense given the lore
>>56593802>my based forklift certified hex wife is 28Hell fucking yes
>>56593802>I thought I was going to have a panic attack if she was under 18You uhh... you are aware she's not real, right?
>>56594279if you're so thorough why didn't you wait until you had actual confirmation. pedo behaviour
>>56594320the rape won't be brutal cause she'll get stage fright as soon as she pulls the pants down
>>56595208fiction is just another reality
>hex is 28>30 by USUM>Dawn is 30 by USUM>Hex is literally just Dawn but a hobo after Arceus dropped her off in Kalos as a prank>she never got home and speaks of the "truth of Arceus" to anyone in earshotHow the mighty have fallen.
>>56595567That's much better than what we actually got of the legit hex, well done
>>56593802I need to know, are you all just memeing or was she actually confirmed to be 28 in the leaks?
>>56594320>forefully breastfedI-is she pregnant bros...?
>>56595706>being this concernedPlease cure yourself of the puritanism brainrot
>>56595731nigga how is it puritanism to want to see some leaks
>>56595731Anon I don't know how you got that from my post but I am a coomer, I need to know if my stinky neet gf was a cake all long.
>>56593975
>>56595146This. Plus 28 is way too young for my tastes. I want mine to be at least in her late 30s.>>56595706It's probably just bait or zoomies coping.
Did leaks go over Acerola's age?
>>5659590457.
>>56593802it's a fucking drawing you retard
>>56596381Nice
Hex canonically weighs 256 pounds btw
>>56596605Half of that is her massive sweaty tits
>>56596605proof?
>>56596440a drawing of what exactly?
OP has 1TB of CP btw x3
>>56596605Fatter
SAG HEXHAG SEXHAG HEXSEX HEX
>>56596650Some are actually quite thin but we have recorded evidence of hex maniacs with a sedentary lifestyle and poor diet.
>>56596685Well of course he does. We all do. This isn't reddit, boyo.
>>56593802To be fair, Hex Maniac is a generic NPC model made to represent any woman in her late 20s, maybe even early 30s. Anyone who thought she was barely 18 should become a ghost.>>56593975Right?
>>56593802>She's 28Hag Hex sex
>>56593802Where can I see the character leaks
>>56593802Shota built
>>56593802Built for young men to merry too and have a happy family
>>56593802>28source
>>56593802where did you get this number??
>>56593802NPCs don't have age in the documents
>>56595146What age do you want her to be?
>>56593802Where was this confirmed?
>>56596605Sounds about right.
>>56595385Shut the fuck up Chris Chan
Which file is this from? I need my wife lore dammit
>>56595146If she's your wife, then why does she keep losing her spaghetti when she's with you?
>>56596979No, she’s fatter
>>56597157>he got the disinfo leakShe’s 489 pounds, retard
Made for male protag
>>56593802What a fatty
>>56595892XY were released in 2013. If she was 28 then, she's almost 40 now.You're welcome, anon.
>>56595159>I didn't find anything about "Moss Van".Too lazy to dig everything up, but essentially bulbapedia had a segment of the website that moderators would invite underage users into, then tried to convince them to post nudes in return for clout and special permissions.
Can you guys post the document to prove it?
>>56599028>almost 40 nowClose enough.
>>56596979source, now
>>56599162No.
>>56599648I don't remember
>>56593802WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THAT YOU ABSOLUTE BUFFOON
>>56593802>OH THANK GOD SHE'S 28How do you know?
>>56593802Post Proof
Who the fuck cares about hex maniac, was dragonmommy Drasna's age revealed?
>>56593812Agreed. They’d refuse to cum in a condom if it wasn’t aged properly
>>56593802Just saw the leaks, can't believe this bitch took Houndoom knot through every hole.
>>56594279>>56595385Americans are unable to segregate fantasy from reality so badly they think drawings have age. High IQ races like the Japanese do have this ability and thus aren't bothered by such things.
>>56595892My wife and my daughter
>>56593802new leak just announcedshe's 15
>>56599028Retard, if she's 28 now that means she was 17 in 2013 which makes way more sense.
>>56599162Dude literally nobody has even posted a link to the actual important shit. All this leak garbage might as well be a discord raid, nobody has any proof of anything.
The older hex maniac is, the hotter she is. The ideal Hex Maniac is pushing 40 and desperate to get knocked up by a virile young man.
How can a generic NPC have an age
>>56593802Imagine getting mad about jerking off to a FICTIONAL CHARACTER you massive puritan cuck>>56593975Based pervert
>retards falling for baithex maniac is canonically ~14 and does not appear in the leaked documents
>>56594320Stop. I can only get so erect.
>>56594135Aren't the X/Y protags all but confirmed to be 17?
>>56600957yandex not giving anything back either, i know the artist's smut account but not their main one (the one that's posting these hexes)
>>56593802Fantastic bait OP, too good
So what would OP have done if it turned out Hex Maniac is 17 years and 360 days old?
>>56593802I get that the age of maturity is a necessary guideline, but it's pretty creepy how many have this "yeah you just turned 18 I can jerk off by looking at you know" mentality, as if the only thing that was stopping you was the law
>>56609318I jork it to Melty from Shield Hero and I'll jork it to her even more to spite you pussies
>>56594575>Acerola>19>Trusting Bulbapedo, a site ran by a known pedophileSure thing faggot, Acerola is 9-11 years old
>>56599028I came
>>56596954It was not, it's just /vp/edos being retarded coomers again and trying to force their schizo headcanons onto the board again
>>5660164254 but still fertile also I made it up
>>56593802>Caring about the age of something that doesn't exist or have born as human being or animal, insect or whatever living being from the beginning.That logic doesn't make sense. I have my preferences and there is kinks that I would be like "NOPE!" but still that logic doesn't make sense.
>>56609600>didn't play the game
