WHEN I SAY HYPNO, YOU SAY SORRYHYPNO
>>56594287OUR HERO.
>>56594287CHADNO
>Typhlosion WHAT THE FUCK!? WHO WOULD EVEN THINK OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
>>56594287SORRY
>>56594287Fuck it i will play fire red and i will use a fucking hypno now
>>56594287The rumors surrounding Hypno probably started after he heroically risked his ass to rescue the kids the local Typhlosion took captive
>>56594287can he still rape me though
>>56594287one person steals you 1000 dollaranother person steals you 2000 dollars a few years later, now suddenly you love the first guy?
He would never stoop that low as some other Pokémon
>>56594287based hypnochadkeep those memes coming
>>56594287I can't believe the hypnotizing jewmon was innocent all along....I am sorry hypno...sama...
>>56596865My entire outlook on life has changed.
>typnotizes children so that they won't fall for thyplosion's luresI kneel. hypnochads please forgive me.
>>56597814Typhlosions attack and sometimes kill Hypnos when they migrate into a route...now we know why
This whole thing is so fucking funny. Pure, divine comedy. I can't get over it.
>>56594287I FORGIVE YOU FOR EVERYTHING HYPNO
>>56594287The savior of children... OUR hero...
>>56594287I never doubted Hypno. Hypno was always one of my favorite mons since gen1. I always caught him and he did great with Hypnosis+Dreameater combo
Fired red romhack replacing the Hypno in island 3 with a typhlosion when
>>56594287Test
>>56594287Literal years spent looking up Kanden-Ki arts, even make few Pokegirl chatbots succumb in the scandalous scenario... I....I feel ashamed of what I did..... You were framed.... STIGMATIZED... for the crime you have never done..I grovel before you, Drowzee sama, Hypno sama.... my deepest apology couldn't even undone all the wrongdoings.
>>56594287>>56594325Hypno, the Protector of Children from the malicous mons.
>>56594287SORRY!!!!!!PLEASE HYPNOTIZE THE KIDS AWAY FROM THYPEDO!
if having typhlosion become the face of weirdo poke-noncery is what it takes for hypno to finally become recognised as not an evil guy, so be it.a soul for a soul.
>>56595700What a chadmon.
>You will never have a Hypno Mom protect you from the creppy Typhlosion hag next door.
>>56594287The fuck? What did Hypno do?
Are people gonna apologize to driftloon now?
>>56601999Hypno used to be the butt of all the pedo jokes for years cause of his pokedex entries about him hypnotizing children with his powers. But now with recent leaks... He seems like a saint in comparison.
>>56594287Ok but what if hypno and typhlosion team up?
>>56602710>Typhlosion MAY have raped ONE child THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO>Enough hypnos hypnotize and rape children DAILY that it's in official pokedex entries
>>56602778>pokedex entriesThose are very old and from a bigoted, pokecist timeLook at more modern Pokedex entries, like the one in US/UM, where it's said that hypnos help nurses in hospitals
>>56602834>Those are very old Unlike a legend from before the world was fully formed? Retard.
Why are we pretending like the cunnyseur kidnapper is suddenly a good guy just because there's another rapemon in town?
>>56603155mohg with elden ring got the exact same treatment despite being a blood cultist so the internet will likely decide yes.
>>56594287I am sorry, Hypno. I was wrong about you. I will do better.
>>56603155Typhlosion trainer hands typed this
>>56603342It's like saying Epstein was actually pretty chill because Diddy is taking all the pedo heat currently
FILL IT IN
>>56594287My FUARKING hero...
>>56602778MY HEROno does NOT rape ANYONEHe was just hungry
>>56603448You say that like there are canon stories of hypno actually doing the deedLike you people are forgetting that what hypno does is just put his victims to sleep so he can have some food
The Drowzee line were always creeps, and I thought it was common knowledge? Drowzee even grooms and abducts an Azurill in PMD.
>>56594287i think i'm going to pick one up in my HGSS team now. does it have a good level up pool?
>>56603674Succubus behaviour
>>56594287SORRY!
No?
>>56604942He was hungry
>>56594287>was lambasted as THE pedomon for years>actually was a stalwart defender and selfless protector all alongI'm sorry.
>>56604942>wander in the woods get lost and eventually fall asleep>a Hypno eats your dreams aka nightmares giving you some solace>wake up and still be somewhat scared>get rescuedmeanwhile>get lost in the woods>Typedo blackmails,grooms and impregnates you >you become the new monster of the town at the ripe age of 12KEK
>>56594287My HERO I'm sorry I ever doubted you, king
>>56594287I never believed them, Hypno, but I'm still sorry for how they treated you
>>56594287Our FUARKING hero shouldered the burden of hate for so long and still never brokeHe's the hero we need
>>56604942There was a Typedo in the area. MY HERO was protecting the little girl and don't you fucking forget it!
Reminder that Pokefucking being canonized means that all species (or at least the ones who can breed) have engaged in it.
>>56604826He was always looking out for them
>>56594287What a wonderful day to be a hypno enjoyer.
H-Hypno-kun... Watashi...*knees hit the ground*Watashi... W-Watashi wa...*slams head agains the ground*Watashi o yurushitekudasai!
>>56594287SORRY!!!
Based
This image hits completely different now.
In all seriousness, recent revelations regarding certain Fire-Type sex pests have made me realize that Hypno would be an exceptional Pokemon for mental health and disability services.>strong stocky build to help physically impaired people move around>can physically consume bad dreams and thoughts to assist in patients suffering from anxiety and stress-induced insomnia>hypnotherapy can be used for breaking habits (addictions, psychological compulsions like pica, etc)tl;dr MY FUARKING HERO
>THE SAVIOR OF LOLIS>THE PROTECTOR OF VIRGINITIES >THE CHAMPION OF PURITY >THE PRESERVER OF HYMENS >THE SNUGGLE-STRUGGLE PREVENTER >THE NIGHTMARE EATER>THE BANE OF TYPEDOS>THE SCOURGE OF RAPEKINGSOur HERO Chadno.
>>56604942>Hypno chases after a Thypedo who was luring a little girl with berries>Thypedo runs away and leaves the child fearing MY HERO could fuck his shit up>Thypedo transforms into a human and spread fake news how Hypno was the one doing weird shit so he can get away with kidnappingHypno was always the misunderstood hero
>>56594287Can't believe I've been mocking a true hero this whole time...
>>56594287YOU JUST GOTTA
>>56610109And best part is that is also canon.>Gen 7 Pokedex Entries: Doesn't need to go after humans, it's natural prey is Komala who is always asleep. Works with doctors to help patients who have trouble sleeping. It will carry off those who are having good dreams. To those who need good sleep, they call it their savior.
>>56594287So sorry.
>>56603603>Inoffensive line>Will knock you out in the middle of the forest and eat your dreams>No confirmation if it takes you to safety afterwards so it just leaves you uncouious in the woods for any other predator to easily kill you. >Will hunt human children if it's hungry and will take them away from their homes if it needs to in order to feedHypno would be a cool buddy Pokémon but i wouldn't want to see one in the wild by myself.
Anyone got that pic of Hypno getting a room ready for a person to sleep in so they have sweet dreams?
>>56610634
>>56610308thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwgMxjhXkKo
>>56604826Drowzee apologizes and helps you save Azurill from Darkrai later on
>>56604942It was a Harambe situation. He was trying to protect her, and was punished for his good deeds.
>>56594287My girl is VINDICATED!
>>56610356>MattyBurritoI wonder how he's taking it.
>>56608772Hero
>>56601213Is there an english version?
>>56594287
>>56594287MY HEROMY GOATMY GO TO EARLY GAME PSYCHIC TYPE
>>56610308hypno is the people's psychic type>>56610109>>strong stocky build to help physically impaired people move aroundemphasis on strong hypno is 8 points off the same attack stat as typhlosion
can someone post the typhlosion entry
>>56594287Sor-Wait a fucking second you opportunist.
Swagger Mirror Herb Hypno.
>>56610109That's cute.
>>56610308>Chadno will protect their smiles I kneel
We were mistaken all along. He was a good boy.
>my HERO when he sees Typedos abducting children
>>56594287Nah fuck that. I don't care if Typhlosion is worse, it's like comparing Kyle Carroza to Epstein
>>56599298you found pokegirl rpers to fuck with him? same. based
>>56603155Hypno has been hit with nothing but smear campaigns made by porn artists and FNF mod makers. Our HYPNOHERO has only tried to protect children and assist doctors. What has your filthy RAT ever done aside from kidnap and molest children?
>>56594287VICTORY
>>56609779this is a Don Corneo paradigm shift moment
>>56603448Hypno eats your dreams so you don't suffer through. Typhlosion makes YOU eat the berries.
>>56594287I have nothing to apologize to you for, because I always knew you're good. Just like I know Typhlosion is also good.
>>56616895Based anon. Its nice to see another anon who protects their pokefriends
>>56612833>No Typhlosion, we're not 18!>Sorry kids :)>Yes, it's our savior!>Stop right there Typhlosion! Hypnogod has arrived!>Take this!>You did very well Hypno, you fought very well>Thank you Arceus, I couldn't let Typhlosion get away with it.
>56616895
>>56617119Why keep Hypno and Drowsee when Octillery and Lapras did more than them?
>>56617750>octillery and lapras>on the rapist squaddid you even READ the stories, faggot?
>>56617798Yeah.
My FUARKING hero
>>56617750Lapras had consensual sex, Octillery was raped but liked it, neither are sex offenders.
>>56621087OK but then Arceus did rape by proxy of not revealing that she is a he.Perhaps Latias belongs there as well for what she did to Ash.
>>56594287PENIS
>>56623527Arceus is a female
>>56594287Masaka...
>>56624635Then why does she sounds like a man in the movie?The same author was part of character design for the movie.
>>56594287I'M SORRY HYPNO-SAMA
>>56624896Simply had a deep voice
>>56623527>>56624635Arceus is and isn't a he or she. Arceus is a deity who can choose to manipulate reality to best suit who Arceus wants to have sex with.
>>56604942GODno was SAVING her from PEDOphlosion.
>>56624896Same reason Lugia had a male voice despite her creator designing her to be female.
>>56594287GOMENASAI!!!H-Hypno-dono...please don't hurt me too badl--ACK!!
>>56594287MY FUARKING HERO
>>56604942he was eating dreams, the child was untouched.your honour, my client is INNOCENT compared to these other freaky pokemon
>>56594287Art of Hypno as CHADLIP when?
>>56626740HYPNO would never. he is a paragon of JUSTICE protecting this world from evil. a true HERO living life one eaten DREAM at a time.
>>56603603
>>56604868god, no. 73/73 offenses and it doesn't get a STAB move stronger than psybeam until level 50. he may be innocent but he's still a shitmon....you did pick totodile or chikorita, right?
>>56624896transitioned to male, dood. poke-god is a pooner
>>56627398No, other way around.Trannies really do ruin everything.
>>56627574debunked
>>56627804dedebunked
>>56603603I have nothing on you. I just like Alakazam more.
>>56594287BASED BASED BASED BASED I FUCKING KNEEL
>>56594287HEROno the YELLOW
FORGIVE ME, HYPNO-SAMA, I WAS WRONG ABOUT YOU
>>56604826Drowzee does kidnap Azurill, but it wasn't for grooming - he needed Azurill to get some treasure because he was too fat to do it.
>>56621087You can't have consensual sex with a minor.
>>56594287He needs the crying Superman meme as well. I haven't seen this fraud eat one nightmare yet.
Physical Hypno is a meme most of the time, but occasionally it's a fun gimmick.
>>56631956he did hypnotise a bunch of kids in the anime and there was the sevvi islands thing..
>>56594287JEW!
>>56594287don't need to i used him for my gen 2 along time ago he was the punching god
>>56594287THERE'S A HYPNO WAITING IN THE WOODSPEOPLE THINK HE IS A VILLAINBUT HE SECRETLY IS GOODTHERE'S A HYPNO WAITING IN THE WOODSRESCUES KIDS FROM RAPEMONHE'D SAVE THEM ALL IF HE COULD
>>56631956>>56635471There you go anons...
*ahem*Go on, apologize.
>>56609779Superhero Hypno saved the day and got the girl :)
>>56628007Would you really consider him autistic when his goal is pretty reasonable?
>>56636026Good job
>>56636026
The hero we need but don't deserve
Basado
>>56610109In his first appearance in anime he was exactly just this - Hypno and Drowzee were helping elderly people get better sleep.He's a therapist to Typhlosion's the rapist.
>>56610109i do like the idea of service pokemon since there's so much you can do there, and we've technically already seen a few
>>56616078ALLEGATION BEATEN
>>56594287REDEEMED
>I never doubted you big brother
>modern Hypno helps people with sleep disordersWhat a complete turnaround
>>56594287SORRY HYPNO.PLEASE SAVE MY DAUGHTER.
I kneel
He takes children away from rapists
>>56636026Thanks bro.
>>56594287I remember the episode from the indigo league. No Hypo I will not apologize
>>56645635>>56636975>>56636906Its been a pleasure making hypno beat the allegations... i remember using a hypno my trusty charizard and a fearow along side 3 magikarps to beat my first playtrough of pokemon fire red when i was a lil kid, i couldnt save because the emulator said that i had a internal battery problem and i didnt knew how to use savestates, so for me that team hold a special place, finishing the entirety of FR without shutting down my old laptop that didnt had a battery
Im sorry HypnoI should have never ever doubted you
I'M SORRY CHADNO.
>>56594287there goes my heroooo
I never doubted you HypbroHad a brave elemental punch Hypno named Billiam that absolutely saved a nuzlocke of mine years ago. My respect for this guy knows no bounds after watching him carry my shitters through 3 gyms on his back
>>56594287HOW DARE YOU TAKE MY WOMAN FROM MY CAVE
THERE'S A HYYYYPNOOOOO, waiting nearby...He'd like to join your party, but he thinks he'd make them cry...
>>56594287Not sorry it eats dreams just like some succubi..also if i apologize to it i gotta apologize to drifloon
>>56653170Drifloon only goes for kids because they're small. Like that story of the pet snake measuring itself against its owner's kid to see if it can eat it. Drifloon is just a dumb balloon looking for small food items.
