Yup. You use this shit in 2 years someone is gonna giggle like a retard and give you the look. And another autist will start loudly retelling the story.

because a bunch of retards on twatter cant stop talking about sex and leaks while pushing their retarted narrative collectively onto other retards?
Nah

>>56594421
Only /vp/ will remember. Everywhere else people will forget it in a week and move on to the next outrage story

As a lifelong Meganiumfag I'm feeling pretty good right now

>>56594421
He's too popular to fail, but this is going to be on Typhlosion's back for months.

>>56594421
no it was the action of a single typh not of the whole species. vp is just racist.

>>56594459
what story? wtf happened

>>56594421
Yes, social media has declared it

Everyone will have forgotten by the time the next game releases.
People don't even remember that Sword and Shield bricked Switches on release.

>>56594421
He's only ruined if you say he is. Typhlosion will always be cool, and no fucked up folk tale will ever change that.

>>56594421
Only this shithole will reference it and only occasionally after the hype dies down. No one outside of here will care in a week.

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>>56594421
move over hypno, we have a new rapechad in town

>>56594421
It's Over......

>>56594521
>People don't even remember that Sword and Shield bricked Switches on release.
I remember.

Everyone will remember the tale of Typhlosion the kiddy fiddler

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Typhlosion is basically Joseph Fitzel

>>56594421
Gamefreak ruined him before this shit leaked

>>56594421
>Was unironically the most boring and unaesthetic starter until all the gen 7+ unfinished fursuit shitmons
What was there to ruin?

>>56594421
He officially fucked. This man fucks. He is a chad.

>>56594421
QRD

i figured out i was a furry today because of him

>>56594421
This is unironically the best thing to happen to a Gen 2 pokemon in years.

>>56594421
What's ruined forever? Nothing happened.

>ruined
enhanced*

it's funny how slaking's story was objectively more fucked up than typhlosion but no one gives a shit about that ugly shitmon so it can't be "Ruined"

>>56594653
That evil bitch deserved it for torturing and murdering the Slakoth.

>>56594536
Just like the vaporeon shit right?

>>56594653
People that like porn with fat faceless dudes think it's funny

>>56594653
slaking already looks like THE ugliest of ugly bastards so its fine

>>56594486
Spiteful bitch. Imagine hating one of your own

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>>56594421
yeah

>>56594653
The bitch Slaking raped had it coming, Typhlosion raped an innocent girl

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>>56594616
>Was unironically the most boring and unaesthetic starter until all the gen 7+ unfinished fursuit shitmons
What was there to ruin?

>>56594421
He never had a move pool, he was ruined from the start

>>56594733
lmfao

>>56594688
That was an exploitable copypasta

>>56594421
He was always my least favorite johto starter. Not for any real reason beyond his evolutions not changing his design much

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Typhlosion is currently trending on Twitter with 30k tweets because of this.
Sorry to say Typhobros but I think it's over.

>>56594516
Lurk more fag, the answer is everywhere in this board

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>>56594503
Game Freak/TPC has spent the last 20 years giving Typhlosion the shit end of the stick, yet it still somehow its has remained a solidly liked pokemon.
Admittedly, if someone is legit trying to sabotage typhlosion then this is their greatest attempt yet, never in a million fucking years would I have thought they hated Typhlosion so much they would try to pull a Me Too on it. but here we are.
zoomers/alphetuses WILL be unbearably faggots about it for at least a few months, and prepare for it to be brought up in every Typhlosion thread for at least a year, but it will pass. Just stay away from Xitter for a while, actually just stay away from that shithole period.

>>56594741
Fuck charizard, that fat impotent lizard is no better.

>>56594751
"Typhlosion is a child rapist" is also exploitable

>>56594858
I want those gummy fangs on my dick

>>56594421
>groomer
>pedo
>interspecies
there'll be a before and after on paheal/rule 34 for sure

>>56594637
Typhlosion fucks human girls.

>>56594862
Why?

No because he's always been sexy

>>56594653
Gonna bruteforce his porn until people care

#NotAllTyphlosions

It's literally the Taan Awga myth from Haida culture
https://haidalegends.blogspot.com/2011/12/haida-mother-bear-story.html
As she followed at the end of the group, the girl's foot slipped in some bear dung and her forehead strap, which held the pack filled with berries to her back, broke. She let out an angry laugh. The others went on. Again she should have sung, but she only complained. The bears noted this and said, "Does she speak of us?" It was growing dark. Near her appeared two young men who looked like brothers. One said, "Come with us and we will help you with your berries". As the aristocratic young lady followed the, she saw that they wore bear robes.

It was dark when they arrived at a large house near a rock slide high on the mountain slope. All the people inside, sitting around a small fire, were wearing bearskins also. Grandmother Mouse ran up to the girl and squeaked to her that she had been taken into the bear den and was to become one of them. The hair on her robe was already longer and more like a bear's. She was frightened. One of the young bears, the son of a chief, came up to her and said, "You will live if you become my wife. Otherwise you will die."

She lived on as the wife of the bear, tending the fire in the dark house. She noticed that whenever the Bear People went outside they put on their bear coats and became like the animal. In the winter she was pregnant, and her husband took her to a cliff cave near the old home, where she gave birth to twins, which were half human and half bear.

The Bear Husband knew that he must die, but before he was killed by the woman's brothers, he taught her and the Bear Sons the songs that the hunters must use over his dead body to ensure their good luck. He willed his skin to her father, who was a chief. The young men then killed the bear, smoking him out of the cave and spearing him. They spared the two children, taking them with the Bear Wife back to her People.

>>56594421
Houndoom-tier, yeah.

>>56594486
Just wait until the leaks reveal that Meganium made racist remarks

>>56595096
Meganium apology video incoming

>>56594858
Holy Shit, it's actually over

>>56594858
as a typhlosion fag with a rape fetish i am winning so hard!

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>>56594862
>Fucking typhlosion is getting me too'd
Holy fuck I am dying.

>>56594421
Wasn't there an old meme about Typhlosion just being a yellow human?

>>56594421
He'll be fine, but it'll take a while. He'll always have a stigma in autist circles, like >>56594459 says, but normies won't care and the few who find out will forget in couple weeks.

>>56594421
I'm gonna need a fucking breakdown of these leaks because i just heard about them today and each detail is weirder than the last. I'm not even sure if they're real or if the claims of them NOT being real are just a cope

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>>56594421
I have been calling them "GameFuck" for a long while
Little did I know I was onto something

>>56594653
That bitch fucking deserved it

>>56595096
I expected those from Feraligatr when he was an edgy Croconaw

It's always the one you lest expect it isn't it?

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>>56594486
guilty by proxy

>>56594467
the only "retart" is you, retard.

>>56595096
I'm ALREADY a fan of Meganium, you don't have to entice me further

>they think the normies wont remember
>the same normies that spew the vaporeon copypasta all the time
He's fucking done. We just witnessed character assassination today. It's over.

>>56596077
}you say assassination, I say improvement.

>>56595489
Let's not pretend Feraligatr doesn't have an outstanding warrant for wire fraud

>>56594653
Slaking was revenge rape and the more shocking parts of its story are the evil actions committed by the human woman it later raped
Typhlosion was just rape

>>56594421
He's already one of the least successful starters in history there isn't anything to ruin

>>56596636
>aggressive forced rape is better than hypnoing someone into becoming your wife, feeding and sheltering them for months and then raping them
I mean idk

>>56594421
Why the fuck did it have to be my goat

>>56594421
no
he cemented his place as /our/ pokemon

>>56594421
Pokemon can drug and rape people and well, that's just a really neat piece of information to have.

>>56594486
Feraligatr was retarded
Meganium was racist
Typhlosion raped kiddies

Accept it, at the end of the day I only care about the battling

>>56594421
For a while, even more so if you keep fanning the flames, but forever is an exaggeration.

People outgrew the I Herd U Liek Mudkips eventually.Give it a few years.

>>56596895
But people haven't forgotten Vaporeon. Hell even 'didjya know' is a meme now.

>>56596895
there's a world of difference some LoL SO Random meme made by some literal whos and a Rape Pasta made by the people who make these shit games.

>>56596926
It hasn't been long enough.

>>56596977
> a world of difference
Not really. In a couple of generations it's gonna be trivial at best ("remember when T was a confirmed RAPIST!")

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>>56594421
Start removing Typhlosion from your 6 slots. SELL SELL SELL DUMP NOW WHILE THE NEWS ISN'T WIDESPREAD BY TOMORROW. DUMP IT DUMP NOW TYPHLOSION IS A PEDO DOGWHISTLE NOW.

>>56594421
I love him more than ever now. I'm glad the normalfags have been filtered from his fanbase.

>>56594421
>ruined
more like enchanced

>>56595429
>hydreigon but robot
paradox mons are very lazy and cookie cutter so they were a mistake

>>56594486
The best of the trio Feraligatr remains unsoiled

>>56597613
brb
Gonna commission a work from JustinRPG

>>56594421
Knowing current gamefreak, they are not going to stay iddle looking at a starter get tainted and I can bet next game or the one after Typhlosion and maybe the Gen 2 starters will have a crazy amount of extra fanservice for the sake of saving the IP.
The rest of the "tainted" ones gets nothing lmao.

>>56597708
fuckin kek

>>56597708
Who's the guy from February?

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>>56594421
>>56594482
You say that, but the internet never really forgets. This is like a stain on its record, the record being the Internet and what more things people will do to supplement it.

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>>56594421
>used hypnosis at first but she eventually grew to love him
>protected and fed her
>decided to sacrifice himself instead of killing her father because he realized it was the right thing to do
He was never on my radar but I unironically love him now. Hope GF sees this and tries to do more of this stuff, like how they acknowledged gardevoir and loppunny with Meowth in the anime.

>>56597801
twomad
>>56597708
no idea who august is but that hairstyle is atrocious

Not if you let it

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It's over Typhlosion nation. People are recording releasing theirs.

>>56597708
>January
Put that nigga who flew right at that judge

Nah fuck off this is just Feraligatr propaganda


FERALIFAGS WONT DIVIDE US
FERALIFAGS WONT DIVIDE US
FERALIFAGS WONT DIVIDE US
FERALIFAGS WONT DIVIDE USFERALIFAGS WONT DIVIDE USFERALIFAGS WONT DIVIDE US

>>56597753
>The rest of the "tainted" ones gets nothing lmao.
What makes you that typh will?

>>56597901
examples?

>>56597385
These normies dont know about the hisuiam typhlosion vore vid

>>56597948
Feralifag here, I apologize for the cunts that are saying he is superior with this controversy. He might be my fav of the three but not at this cost.

>>56597993
Starter.
Literally only because of that.
They won't tolerate Typh merch getting the "eye", also fire starter, the kids chose that one and then the water one, they barely tolerate Meganium not being that popular. They won't accept the "Not Charizard but fills in for him" of any gen becoming unpopular. Much less one of the old era designs, those are money printers. Nintendo and GF don't like when you mess with the money.

>>56594421
Nah, now you can use it and people actively FEEL THREATENED OR UNWELL; especially if you play it while having a massive grin or smile and looking at them directly.
We doing another layer of psychological warfare in the meta now.

>>56597901
Oh no no no no no KEK

>>56594459
He'll post an apology video and be back in a year when things die down.

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The Tarnished

>>56597832
FUCKING KEK!!!!
https://x.com/noone1160643/status/1845611257950355755

Ah yes, cause everyone knows Typhlosions can talk and transform into humans.

>>56597708
>Diddy on there twice
Evil incarnate lol

>>56594421
>hypno beat the allegations

>>56594516
Typloshion rape cave babies. That's what happened.

>>56594459
>And another autist will start loudly retelling the story
Goddamnit I can literally hear his voice. 2 seats behind me on the bus as I desperately hope the driver swerves us into the ocean.

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they are already making fun of him..

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>>56594421

>>56598739
>the character assasination Is working
just like james Turner intended

>>56598739
Jesus...

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Well I'll bat for them. Greek myth were nuts. Zeus can fill 1000 Pokemon dex entries inspirations. Just the shock value is worthy of memes. Typhlosion 100% will not recover from this, though, he's now a dogwhistle for pedophilia and half breeds bestiality.

>>56598086
Anon, they’re the retards who wrote that shit in the first place and didn’t delete it. They want it to get leak happen. They’ve been lookin for an excuse to erase Typhlosion for years and now they have have you’d you’ve seen how fucked over Porygon was and that from their precious GenWun.

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Me on my way to the local preschool to claim a new waifu.

>>56599344
What about the other mons? Why would they want to destroy rapidash's reputation or the others in the other documents?
>>56597753
Also, arceus. Why would they accept her being tainted after pla?

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Typhlosion nation. It's over.

>>56599595
Never thought I'd see a fucking Pokemon get canceled.

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The actual fuck are you fags raving about?

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>>56599645
>>56599644
>16th trend worldwide
>Typhlosion
STOP THE COUNT

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Just so you stop asking

>>56599781
Game freak wrote pokemon x Human lore and its in the fuck off huge leak.

Also, Arceus became a housewife to an absolute chad who fathered Dialga and Palkia and solo'd giratina and tore them into Groudon, Kyogre and Rayqyaza or something.

>>56599644
Damn those puritans and their anti bestial-rape philosophy!

>>56599790
It's actually over

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>>56599831
Source it was leak and not some fag baiting you tards again?

>>56599903
Speak english motherfucker

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>>56599903
this is the arceus having children with a dude story.

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Typhlosion's reputation will recov--AACKKKKKKK!

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>>56599961
there's a different version without the pokephilia, that has giratina getting defeated by a human, and becoming the weather trio

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>>56599918
Source fucker.

>>56594421
hes basically in lugia tier now which is fine anyway.

>>56599961
So the lake trio are basically Dialga and Palkia's dads? The reverse is a more common intepretation.

>>56599983
So in due time someone's going to make like complete Rayquaza fanart based on this? Or at least Sun Rayquaza and Sea Rayquaza the same way Kyurem has Black and White forms? Land Rayquaza and Rain Rayquaza?

Honestly they recycled it for Kyurem and recycled that for Necrozma and to a small degree Calyrex. Fourth time's the charm?

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Typhlosion character assassination is complete.

>>56599983
>universe creation was so hard for arceus he had to create three assistants
Arceus confirmed weaker than the Abrahamic God.

>>56600103
its interesting because it sounds like the weather trio are each one third of the of Giratina's soul, but also combined with one half of Palkia and Dialga's souls.

I wonder if Dialga and Palkia giving up half their souls to help create the world could be an explanation for their Origin formes

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>>56600173
>Already beaten the blunder of the Cowboys tonight
lmao

>>56600173
>Top Ten Trending
>50k+ posts
>Trending with Vaporeon
Oh no, it's actually might be over.

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I whipped this up in like an hour

>>56594741
>He hates dragons
Holy shit, stop posting anytime.

>>56600254
Top 5 now

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>>56600260
saved

>Octillery gets raped by a man
>nobody cares
>Slaking rapes a girl (for a reason)
>nobody cares
>Lapras gets raped by a man
>nobody cares
>Arceus, Rapidash and Ursaring all get married
>nobody cares
>Typhlosion coerced a girl into his home but then has a happy Beauty and the Beast marriage
>People fucking hate Typhlosion now
I don't get it

>>56594421
My hero is just like me...

>>56595096
I would love meganium even more if that happened

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>>56600449
>>Lapras gets raped by a man
Nah nah nah, that bitch kept coming back.

>lost in VGC finals
>lost in GO finals
>got cancelled

>>56600449
It's because you can argue that the girl featured in the Typhlosion story is a minor, that's all twitterfags ever care about
They'll eat up a bunch of depraved shit all day but ooooh noooo she's 17 years 364 days 23 hours old, now it's time to rally the mob

>>56600449
The implied Stockholm Syndrome makes Typhlosion's tale extra spicy.

>>56600449
starter favoritism is a double edged sword

>>56600433
lmao

>>56594421
Can't ruin what was already doomed in the first place, Typhlosion already had to endure the "Charizard but worse" label and then got hit by a regional replacement.

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>>56594421

>>56598739
>The Pokémon that canonically kidnaps children and the Pokémon getting Me Too'd

Life imitates art.

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>>56597708

>>56600673
god I wish that kike gets crucified

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>>56600673
>>56600613
>>56600534
>>56600442
>>56600254
>>56600218

>>56600449
Typhlosion is a starter. Nobody gives a fuck about Octillery, Rapidash or Ursaring. Arceus' story was kind of cute and Lapras was asking for it

>>56600613
KEK

>>56599426
Arceus wasn't tainted by this arguably.

Zoomers read the most fuckin boilerplate folklore ever written and lose their goddamn minds over it. Disney was a fucking mistake
t. Folklorist

I'm so sick of "horny" being used as a positive description in writing.

>>56600832
>doesnt understand why making several word-of-god stories about your baby ass corporate animal mascots having bestiality relations with humans is causing a ruckus on the modern internet
have you considered that you are autistic, retarded, or both?

>>56600867
These always were children's stories you fucking dolt.

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>>56594421
I dont care that my favorite pokemon of all time is a child rapist. What saddens me is that twitter mongs and normalfags will drag the dead corpse of this meme for the next 3 decades minimum. Is this how vaporeon bros feel?

Anyone got a full list of pokemon x human relationships?
So far i know:
>Lapras
>Thyplosion
>Slaking
>Rapidash
>Octillery

>>56600899
yes and it's funny

t. totodile starter main

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>>56597708

>>56600899
Yeah. FUCK YOU. Now you feel what Vaporeon fans felt.

>>56600878
What is this?

>>56600905
Missing ursaring and Arceus

>>56594421
Lookin like a double wide surprise

>>56594421
don't worry ,i'm sure he'll come out with a statement

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>There once was an incident in which it took away a child

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>hear typhlosion is a pedo and raped a kid
>see story
>no mention of girl being a child
kill all twitter zoomers jesus christ

>>56600925
i never participated with those jokes though.... obviously the most fuckable eeveelution is glaceon

Genuine question, but why is everybody treating this like official lore, like this is something every Typhlosion does? Aside from the leak aspect, it reads more like a folklore tale. Similar to folklore tales we have that include animals, like the classical kitsune turning into human stories. It's just weird everyone seems to take it at face value, like it is something that actually happens in the Pokémon world. Rather than seeing it as the writers trying to make the Pokémon world more alive by creating classical myths and folklore.

>>56600993
Zoomers are fucking retards.

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>>56600956
fucking lmaooooo

Typhlosion didn't explode himself
Investigate mirage island

>>56601022
That's awesome anon lmao

>>56600987
The Japanese kanji used means "young woman" age 7-17

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>>56600905
Arceus turned into a female human and picked up a man to impregnate her (him/God). To give birth to a supreme bloodline. Arceus was filled with male (your ancestor) semen in his incognito human female form right in her (his/God) cervix. Canon.

>>56600899
They can't talk about Vaporeon without someone mentioning how they're the best Pokémon for human dick, that's getting off easy compared to being labelled a rapist/pedophile
And if they're a coomer Vaporeon fan (the majority I'm sure) they've only benefited from what happened

>>56600905
Tauros as well. Turns out all the female Tauros disguised themselves as human women.

We also had Froslass in canon explicitly and an implied Gardevoir and explicitly but was taken as a weird joke Mightyena, can't think of too many more. Salazzle

>>56601022
this art reminds me of the guy that did pokemon golder and pokemon omega rubyer

>>56600993
funny

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>>56601049

>>56600449
>People fucking hate Typhlosion now
Do they? Typhliosion is my favorite starter and this is hilarious.

>>56600905
Arceus, Ursaring, and Piloswine

>>56600993
Post a picture of your hands, Typhlosion.

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>>56594421
>Your father is looking for you.
>But you are my wife, so I cannot give you back.
>I have to fight him.

did someone say rape?

>>56600449
Lapras and Octillery came back multiple times

>>56601125
And then the human father won a 1v1 versus a giant weasal on fire.

>>56600993
People are also acting like its canon when its scrapped shit that isn't actually used. They're retarded.

>>56601148
>Anon still doesn't understand the concept of "Setting establishing material" or a lore bible.

>>56601148
Post hands, Typhlosion.

>>56601147
He gave up on purpose, his wife didn't want him to fight so he died like a man.

>>56601148
filthy fire weasel, we know it's you

>>56601179
I guess those music remixes that had nothing to do with anything pokemon related are also pokemon canon too? dumbfuck

>>56595096
>[unsolicited opinions on Israel]

>>56594421
which is kinda sad, that myth was actually interesting

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lol

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Are all future Typhlosion discussions and mentions really fucked now? God I hate normalfaggots

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>>56601246
LMAO

>>56600449
It was a girl but she was also brainwashed to forget about her parents for most of the time and slept for most of the day so she was also drugged by the weird fucking berries. It's just some old as kitsune story most likely

>>56600039
The reverse happens in different myth docs, also Ea is a pokemon (male) but Ia is a human (female) in one of those docs.
>Myth doc 5
>イアとエアの姿形はまるで違ったが、互いを愛し子を成した。
>眼の神レイ、心の神アイ、声の神ハイが産まれた。
>イア=男・ポケモン。エア=女・人。

>>56601360
I wrote that wrong, Ia is the male pokemon

>>56600449
>>Lapras gets raped by a man
that shit learns alluring voice, charm, ect, lapras did the rape

>>56600993
There's nothing of substance. It's rape and murder, but most of all it's filled with bestiality

They could just... not make the stories about sex.

>>56601215
>anon is also too retarded to understand the difference between excess material and a lore bible

>>56599811
>deepwood deep in the forest
BRAVO

>>56594421
Yup. My boy didn't deserve this...

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gijinka content is being made about it, it's over for you all.

>>56600993
For the lulz

>>56601624
What a nice man

More reasons for me to hate normalfags.

Give it a while, shit will calm back down again eventually. It always does.

>>56601624
Would hypno in this be an ugly/scarred bandit looking motherfucker who typhlosion burned or something for rescuing his previous child bride?

>ruined
?
He's now in the Hall of Fame of Based
What are you, a twitter tourist?

>>56601264
Typhlosion fags had it coming
This is divine intervention

Now only Decidueye faggots are left, hope they leak a story where decidueye does a school shooting story or something lol

>>56601624
>no typhlosion droppings next to him
fake and gay

>>56602002
>61k likes
lmfao good lord

>>56594421
Nope, the sex are fake leaks.

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Dubs decides what me and my life size Cyndaquil plush do together tonight

>>56600613
Epsteinphosion.

>>56601624
Female hands conceptualized and drew this image.

Probably the original story too.

>>56602380
your hands make you look like that plushie's weight will snap you in half

>>56601937
That'd be so fucking funny thought

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>>56594421
So what're the odds that slimy news places pick up on the story and blow it up even further? Would we have the second coming of Electric Soldier Porygon or something in terms of mainstream controversy & Nintendo/TPCi/Game Freak being forced to make a statement about it?

>>56601624
I wish he'd drug me (probably with the smoke from his pipe), making me susceptible to hypnosis and suggestion, but the continued & extended exposure to it slowly whittling away my will and sense of self until I'm reduced to an air headed bimbo who's life revolves around pleasing him and bearing his children

>>56602433
>waste of dubs
God damn it

>>56602303
Stage 1: Denial

>>56601937
Yeah how dare Typhlosion fags…like a Pokémon… they deserve to forever be associated with fucking pedophiles (the most hated type type of people one literally every culture) and for typhlosion to very likely get canceled because some sick cunt with a rape fetish wrote a shitpost and game freak let it get leaked what a fair and punishment

>>56595356
Pretty much this. I mean, folks still give Vaporeon shit for that copypasta, but it's mostly memers and /vp/fags who keep using it even after the joke's run its course. Besides, something else will eventually come up and draw the attention of the pearl-clutching faggots.

And I'm going to be straight here - I don't give much of a shit about this 'lore' or whatever. I still like Typhlosion and it's Hisuian variant. A scrapped little ficlet some gooner at Game Freak wrote isn't going to change my mind about Typhlosion.

>>56594421
You know, this could be an explanation as to how Hisuian Typhlosion became its Johtonian form.
>The Typhlosion in the story is the Hisuian form
>Uses Ghost abilities to manipulate a wife
>Wife's lifeforce and non-ghost-ness makes the baby plain
>Both are forced to turn into full on pokemon
>Typhlosion through the ages lose their Ghost typing
Eh?

>>56594421
>ruined
You mean improved

>>56602586
>pedophiles (the most hated type type of people one literally every culture)
you hate your ancestors?

>>56602586
Haha get fucked typhaggot
Let me add fennekin to the list of pokemon that need to be meetoo'd as well

>>56602586
Shut up and go...back to twitter...your style? Is transparent? And gives away where you come from??? Nobody wants you here faggot
Also Typhlpsion FUCKS and it can fuck me I've been a Typhlpsion fucker since I discovered Pokephilia coming to this place as a teenager >>56602380

>>56600732
he's too busy being the most successful rapper in the world. stay mad, pussio. LOL

>>56594653
Slaking raped an adult psychotic woman who killed his family and friends. How is that comparable to Typhlosion raping an innocent little girl?

>>56596714
It got her to see slakoths as people and ended the persecution so it worked

>>56600449
>Horsefuckers are canon in Pokémon

>>56599858
except now anyone who ever likes or draws typhlosion will be bombarded with rape and pedo related comments

>>56601022
>that tongue
Imagine the kisses

>>56602848
Now we know the truth about the president of the Pokemon Fan Club

>>56597846
jack doherty i think his name is. he gose to parties were there are underage girls and convinces them to let him fuck them for onlyfans content.

>>56602848
They're canon IRL too

>>56601246
>vaporeon, you are the only real friend I ever had

>>56602689
Anal for the purpose of pleasure and not procreation. Shove his snout up your butt. I want to see brown on it.

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>>56598319
Don't forget poor Ursamilf.

>>56602628
Johtonian is the original or else cyndaquil and quilava would have purple flames in PLA too

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>>56600449
>>happy beauty and the beast marriage
>straight up used mind fuckery
>then she stayed out of stockholm syndrome >"your dad is looking for you I have to kill him" This makes you think it's a
"happy beauty and the beast" thing?

>Plus the whole bit where it explicitly states "one day she woke up with a child"
This implies the "eat and sleep" bits were not really a subtle way of saying she'd stay to fuck but that typhlosion would literally put her to sleep in order to rape her constantly.

People may talk shit about Typhlosion, but they would fuck a Ralts.

>>56603030
many such cases!
there are a bigger number of faggots who openly state they want to fuck Tails (a literal 9 year old with the voice of a child in most iterations) in the sonic fandom than there are people who want to fuck cream the rabbit in secret

>>56594421
>He's ruined forever isn't he?
Hey, if it bleeds, it breeds. Typho knows what's up.

>>56600536
Well if you can't even finish jail bait wait then you deserve being shit on...also not even all he did.

>>56600449
>She kept coming back
>She deserved it
>She kept coming back
>Arceus had the most vanilla story of the whole set
>Typhlosion kidnapped and drugged a girl, impregnated her, and then threatened to kill her father

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>see shit about Typhlosion getting it on with a little girl
>shit /vp/ would absolutely laugh at
>but it's suddenly not funny when everyone else is in on the joke
>thinking anyone outside of here is actually being serious about cancelling a Pokemon
Always have to be a fucking contrarian. For once, be happy we can all bond over something comical.

>tfw I will never be a child bride(male) to a typhlosion who'll use me for his sinful ways...
this life isn't fair bros...

>>56603056
most sonic characters are teenagers or children anon including sonic and rouge not shadow or vector only exceptions off the top o my head.

These leaks are so obviously fake, but all the coomers want to fall for it so hard.

>>56603255
Someone is gonna have to write some reader insert fanfic of this or I'm gonna fucking insane

>>56603274
1st stage of grief

>>56603274
Yes, coomers are JUST NOW trying to pass off bestiality material as real gamefreak script, 30 years in.

>>56603243
There's a reason to be this way and that's because normalfags are just fucking annoying and people who don't know anything about that stupid fic will suffer too. There will be people who just like typhlosion and will be bombarded by unfunny annoying cunts spamming "is that the rape pokemon" "bro don't you know what pokemon is a rapist" and more stupid shit.

Not gonna lie, Typhlosion being cancelled on Twitter was NOT on my 2024 bingo board.

>>56603298
Just because you insist you're not a normalfag doesn't mean you're not one.

Feels good to be a feraligatrchad.

>>56600899
I can't tell anyone my fav pokemon is the soggy croissant because someone will always bring this shit up.

>>56596854
>Feraligatr was retarded
tourist here wtf is this about
he's my favorite starter that i always replaced with gyarados

I already loved him before but now that he's a based rapechad cunnysseur who triggers troons and normalfags I only like him more

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>>56594421
I still like her.

>>56603312
I am not, I do not engage in normalfag behavior but I don't know what can I do to prove it to you.

>>56603357
nothing, meganium and feraligatr dodged everything
the racist thing is from this thread as the retard thing is just to give feraligatr one

>>56603357
I don't think there's canon stuff stating that he's retarded
he's just a little slow due to the fact that he's a reptile, but he's -my- slow in the mind caveman reptile

>>56603411
A likely story.

all of the sudden bugs in anus isn't so farfetch'd...

>>56603408
>her
Based.

You fuckers are making me curious about the whole shitshow with that firemon. What is that supposed leak that is ruining him? Did someone compiled a image of it?

>>56603466
On what grounds?

>>56603431
>>56603442
ok cool i always kinda pictured him as a grugmode based retard
good to hear meganium racism is fake too i didn't want to change favorites

>>56603469
>>56599811

>>56603595
kek

>>56595597
This is equivalent to throwing the condom aside.

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>>56600956

>>56594653
I honestly cant believe gamefreak made a million pity story about pokemon

>>56600992
its espeon you fucking retard

>>56595429
t. robotfucker

>>56602380
I doubt I will succeed but uh, reenact the story, down to him forcing you berries and having sex with it.

>You now remember THAT comic with Flannery and Typhlosion in the hot springs

>>56604038
post it

>>56594421
QRD?

>>56602380
Cut a hole in its Crotch and bust a nut in it and post pics as proof

>>56594421
Feraligatr was always superior

>>56594421
The wild thing is that this and things like it were both suggested and just left in storage at a children's game company, but people are focusing instead on how a specific character has been "non-canonically" portrayed.

why fucking typhlosion of all pokemon did they give this lore to

>>56603270
rip eggman

>>56604260
Weasels are a pretty common youkai and Typlosion is linked to them. What I want to know is why they went with Piloswine before him for some reason.

>>56596977
>LoL SO Random meme
Those are the kind that have the most staying power.

>>56600173
>trending with vaporeon
hahahahahahaha

>>56600449
discordtroons are fucking subhumans without any real morals.

>>56600449
>Ursaring
mind posting her story?

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>>56595096

>>56599858
>>56602854

Yes, fuck you puritans. This is fucking fiction. There is no bestial rape here. You are not moral. You are crying about fiction, treating it like real, and then warping reality, the same way you fucktards think men can pretend to be women.

Let me repeat again. This is fiction. Its not fucking real, you mentally ill puritan. So the behavior you internet obsessed faggots begin engaging in because you think fiction is real is evil.

>>56600449
>>People fucking hate Typhlosion now
what do you mean?
he just became my favorite

>>56597708o
>>56600867

Zoomer retards think 13+ is pedophilia.

>>56600867
While bizarre, you do realize these are internal documents no one was meant to see, and thus, the way some of you faggots are freaking out about it are retarded?

I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT POKEMON

>typhlosion gets some prime teenage puss
>twitter and reddit lose their absolute minds
i fucking hate americans

>>56597613
Like I'm wearing nothing at all, Solid Snake.

>>56604483
https://pastebin.com/qtSJBeMQ

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>>56594421
>Eternally improved

>>56600103
You're retarded, read it again.

>>56600174
I'm pretty sure Arceus could beat an iron chariot.

>>56600536
Zoomers gonna zoom and pretend to be better than everyone else.

>>56602989
Grow up.

>>56601049
So not a child.

>>56605102
>7 year olds aren't children

>>56605239
Dumbshit American can't even be bothered to read his own Bible.

>>56597708
>P Diddy
>P Diddy again
lmao

>>56599811
Why are people saying this makes him a pedophile? It doesn't even mention the age.

>>56605603
Zoomers think under 18 means child for some reason.

>>56594862
Nigga, Typhlosion and Feraligatr have had their moments, what the fuck has Meganium ever gotten