What was Typhlosion's lawyer thinking when he saw this sprite?
>>56595347>lawyerHe's dead bro
>uh...am I on retainer?
>>56595347Your honor, my client is clearly having some back problems. I mean come on! Wouldn't you be having a hard time to bend down and pick something up if your back was always on fire? Cut my client some slack, he's a senior citizen, he's been around since, what, 1999? That's practically thirty years ago! Anybody's body would start to fail at 30, I know mine did! Am I right, my fellow oldies?
>>56595347>Your honor my client Mr. Phlosion has a back issue from carrying the final evos of the Johto starters. This causes him to often hunch, however he knows this is bad for his spine and attempts to adjust himself.
>>56595347>my client had no relations with a young GIRL>as you can see he's obviously a flamer
>>56595347That it wasn't the same Pokemon since she's not wearing the faggy furcollar in real life
