>OneThe newly leaked myths are simply myths and are described as such. Like all myths, they do not describe literal historical events but instead serve as an explanation for the world's behavior, culture, etc.>TwoThis content was cut from the final game. This arguably makes it not even canon whatsoever.>ThreeEvery single Pokemon breeder, day care attendant, and even Professor Elm himself (who specializes in Pokemon Eggs) refers to eggs as "mysterious". Every expert in the Pokemon world literally does not understand where Pokemon eggs come from, suggesting it's magical or super natural phenomena.
>>56595860>Every single Pokemon breeder, day care attendant, and even Professor Elm himself (who specializes in Pokemon Eggs) refers to eggs as "mysterious"I refuse to believe characters are genuine when they say this. Somebody HAS to know where Pokemon came from but obviously they don't tell the player character for the same reason you don't tell kids how their mom got pregnant.
>>56595860imagine her being raped by a typhlosion
>>56595955she seems more of a machamp type
>>56595955She's way too old for him
>>56595918Why is it so hard for you to conceptualize magical reproduction for magical creatures?
>>56595860>>56595918there's no point arguing about this. We have no proof to either side
>>56595860Why are you so against the idea of sex happening in these games?At the end of the day it’s easier to explain than “magical egg that popped out of nowhere”.
>>56595860Pokémon have sex for one reason>OneThey were made for human men
>cope
>>56595955too old
>>56596054>“magical egg that popped out of nowhere”A magical explanation literally makes more sense than a sexual one, especially when an egg can appear in mere moments.
>>56595860God gets rammed by fat sinnohan hikers. It's fucking over
>>56595860>OneCope>TwoCoping>ThreeOmegaCopeVrification not required.
>>56595984Because the canon doesn't support it nor do the concept lore leaked recently.Handle reality better, these things were always meant to breed viviparously.
>>56595860Who’s the girl
>>56595918this. apart from gen 5 all the protags are around 10
>>56596518https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBNzgraqSvE
>>56595860>This content was cut from the final game. This arguably makes it not even canon whatsoever.
EGGS ARE CRADLES, NOT REAL EGGSPLAY THE FUCKING GAME
>>56595860imagine the pokemon world would be real. and we would have it instead of our IRL world. in this world people fuck animals already, imagine if those animals could talk or even give some kind of consent on top? it would be like "normal" to fuck pokemon. it would be so comon, that nobody would even care if they hear about it from somewhere.what you're describing is game mechanics, NOT lore. game mechanics are created so a game is playable and they don't have a gender because they wanted to avoid you mulitplying legendaries too easy. stop lying to yourself and accept how things are. does not matter what is canon. it's canon if you think about it.
>>56599234(MOST) pokemon cant talk they literally make animal grunts. obviously people would fuck pokemon if pokemon were real but animals also talk in our folktales, yet they cant in real life
>>56599393they can learn to talk
>>56598801>shilling her jewtubeYou're not Game Freak and the lore didn't change, as long as you understood people and pokémon fucked. Otherwise, yes it very much did change.
>>56599393lucario can talk, some can learn to talk, they might do sounds which does not talk like speech to you but they are actually talking and some humans are able to understand it - which is shown in the anime and by some NPCs ingame. and I could keep going with the list.sure some pokemon are less self aware than others but my point still stands.
>>56599542thats why i said most. some pokemon CAN speak human languages, others have their own language etc, but not all of them
>>56599571and where is your point?
>>56595860Built for Slaking men
>>56595860Man, what a beautiful body on that woman. What a shame she ruined her face with editing. Would've saved and kept til death otherwise.
>>56596358Arceus isn't God. He's just the god of the Pokémon. Any physicalized character, any symbol, or any concept of the actual God in any reality is not God. YHVH (Yod Heh Vau Heh) means "to exist" and even that is a shallow approximation. God, in essence, is the amalgam of everything both conceivable and not. Existence and non-existence fundamentally have no barrier. All matter is fundamentally energy; all energy is fundamentally data in motion; all data is fundamentally uniform, paradoxical, and immaterial. That is the most simple and truthful explanation of the collective message of philosophy, religion, and science alike which one can give. Remember: The Tao that can be spoken is not the Eternal Tao.
>>56600252great, now point out where pokemon ever says yahweh, retard.didn't think so.
>>56600252the unown are.
>>56598397that's ponyoouji
>>56600426Nice, reading comprehension faggot. My point is much bigger than literalism and semantics.
>>56600492The unown are more like metaphor for symbolism's influence on the creation of language
>>56601918creating the matter, fundamentally all energy and all motion material and inmaterial from their own dimension resonating with what is happening in the normal pokemon world. if that does not sound like what you said, I don't know what is.>>56601918>>56600252
>>56595860I'd say the poke fucking thing wasn't cut from the game, just condensed into "pokemon and humans used to be closer to the same thing and would.even get married." Or whatever it said
