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I love this japanese game creatureThe lakitu
slut
She looks like she fucks human men
I shall make sure this beautiful creature avoids going extinct.
>>56596125HUMAN SEXOSEXO WITH HUMAN MEN
>>56596128More like she beaches herself to fucked by human men
How the fuck could Ash's baby Lapras keep up with a champions Gengar?
>>56596125Wtf is wrong with you people?
>finding a lapras or octillery on the beach and treating it like a one time use onahole and throwing it back into the oceanwhat the fuck
>>56596125How the fuck did he not get crushed?
>>56596135They're built like sea turtles, so long as he was able to lift the tail he had access.
>>56596134>Pokemon are the youkai of the setting>adapt their own folk tales to them>people are surprised
>>56596134>sends you a dream that your demon spawn will come next day>have to take care of a Poke-human abomination as single dadHope it was worth it.
>>56596128Da rite.
>>56596125A-aint no way
>Lapras and Vaporeon where always amongst my favorite Pokémon>the retarded Vaporeon pasta forced meme ruined Vaporeon forever>now the leak ruined Lapras
Allegations are unbeatable
>>56596140Afraid so.
>>56596139kek
>>56596125More on-topic, I find it interesting that these leaks show that GF was reluctant to ditch Ash as the protagonist, and wasn't too happy about the initial scripts to Horizons so a lot was changed.
Its still bestiality, you know.
>>56596145also they mentioned how batshit insane Serenafags are kek
>>56596147And they specifically called out FOREIGN fans.
>>56596141>where always>where
Delivering
What the hell is wrong with you people?
>>56596145Insane how everything spun out of control due to how badly they botched Ash's loss in XY, they weren't able to make it look believable.
>>56596151Lonely sailors fucked cute manatees in the past.
>>56596133I mean... It is canon now.
>>56596155To think it was almost her and not Lapras in that story to the point the leaked document had her in the filename for Lapras' story.
>>56596125why are Lapras like this
>>56596141>ruined
The ursaring story leaked was pretty much some ainu story, but it didn't end with some joke about someone getting castrated.
>>56596138My boy... my little Hunkules
>>56596125Why is she looking at me like that?
>>56596125I fuckin called it.I never said it but I knew
>>56596159that exactly what I thought when reading it, don't really know why most of the twitter are pissing and shitting themselves over it
>>56596141Sorry anon. EVERYTHING you like is BUILT to be FUCKED and BRED INCLUDING YOU
GOD IS A SLUT
>>56596125Why does everybody want to fuck a turtle.
>>56596132built different
>>56596231Plesiosaur.
>>56596249Plesiosaur-Turtle thing. It has a shell.
>>56596249Ogopogo
>>56596231A better question is why would a man fuck this twice.
>>56596249Of course you'd show up to /vp/ once you heard Pokephilia is canon
>>56596231Because said turtle is pure sex.
>>56596125I wanted to fuck Lapras long before the algorithm told zoomers to fap to her. That is all.
>>56596151I can't swim so I need lapras wife
>oh noooooo I accidentally washed up on the beach with the ONE guy who will fuck my poke pussy until I’m pregnant
>>56596493>OH NO IT KEEPS HAPPENING
I am glad my blastoise wife is now canon more than ever
>>56596128Agreed
>>56596163Because zoomers:>have no understanding of folklore and mythology, and thus don't recognize that these are the Pokemon equivalent to old fables and Grimm fairy tales>so sheltered that anything even slightly edgy causes them to shit their pants and cry>more racist than the people they call racist where the japanese are concerned>are sexless prudes that would make the average nofapper blush
>>56596134I tried my pull-out game on an Octillery, turns out its ability was suction cups.
>>56596132Trained pokemon are stronger than wild ones and their full potential are brought out better/faster. Maybe it had decent potential and got stronger twice as fast because it was still growing. I dunno man, the anime throws all logic and stats out the window
>>56596125I literally called it not even two weeks ago in one of those "Pretend there are Pokemon IRL" threads.
>>56596249More like Pleasure-osaur HEYO
>Lapris when it finds a 10 year old alone
>>56596151I'm a monsterfucker, and lapras is a monster that wants to get fucked.>>56596141Hi alpharad
>>56597083That imageset had me diamonds when I read it the first time, it's so fucking good.
>>56596403Only because this started in /v/. I still find the idea of fucking Pokemon creepy, canon or not.
>>56596319Champ is a picture of a log. Nessie is a toy submarine with a head made out of plastic wood. Ogopogo is a plesiosaur. A FUCKING plesiosaur. Are you going to tell me that a log, or, at best, a beaver, could kick the ass of a plesiosaur?
>>56597213oh boohoo retard you walked into the pokemon sex board you knew what you were doing
No, wait, it was /a/. Same thing.
i wish pokemon were real so that i could catch one & do nothing but have sex with it all day long.
>>56596141God's telling you to embrace pokephilia
>>56597083Uh
>>56596125I want her to lay on top of me
>>56597083Viva las Lapras
>>56596133It's canon bitch, get your puritard ass outta here
>>56596146Boco shut the fuck up and get your ass back to >>>/co/
>>56596146Lapras is consenting to it through
>Not enough with Jasmine and Houndour>Gardevoir and Male Gardevoir>Glaceon and VaporeonNOW WE HAVE THIS TO ADD!? WTF GAMEFREAK. YOU ARE FREAKY AS YOUR NAME IMPLIES.
>>56597283Hi boco
>>56596146but enough about your mother
>>56598702hahaha that would be sooooo terrible get of me larpas i have things to do I can't just spend all day underneath youhahah
>>56596139why the hell is Snorlax included here?
>>56596141>liking TWO mons with Water Absorbyour own fault really
>>56596141Lapras wasnt ruined at all, while typhlosion got turned into a child groomer, lapras simply had consensual sex
>>56600539There's an extended cut
>>56600539pandering
>>56597009KEK MY SIDESShe got that grippy!
>>56596125Would
>>56596125Bred out of existence by human boys
