Back when the universe was newAnd the Cosmic Egg was down on its luckAnd everywhere, eggshell creatures called Giants ran amuckIt was a nasty placeThere was a mess wherever you steppedWhere chaos raved, and earthquakes and volcanos never slept! AND THEN ALONG CAME ARCEUS
>>56596667AND HE TURNED INTO A GIRL AND HAD SEX WITH A MAN, AND FROM THERE PALKIA AND DIALGA WERE BORNTHEN DIALGA AND PALKIA INCESTUOUSLY FUCKED
>>56596782THESE ARE TWO DIFFERENT MYTHS THAT ARE INHERENTLY CONTRADICTORY DONT CONFLATE THEM YOU FOOL
erm acktshually REEK came first
ZERO TO HEROJust like that
>>56597712Seriously, whomst the fuck is Reek? And fucking Shin and Gau, the specifically human and pokemon gods?
>>56596667I know he has nothing to do with actual Zeus but I really really liked disney zeus he was a total bro
>>56597762>they gouged out his eyes to create Palkia, Dialga, and Giratinafucking metal
>>56596782they aren't siblings, they are literally halves of the same being
>>56597762Current lead theories is it's either Eternatus, Necrozma, or some kind of "original dragon" situation involving Regigigas and/or those prior two and the handful of other shattered/diminished big dick legendaries like, well, the original dragon, Zygarde, etc, continuing that theme of "crumbling" because the Reek/Giants/Chaos Giant thread continues through all the different myths.Necrozma and Eternatus, with their strong Arceus parallels [Necrozma in light of the "made Dialga/Palkia from itself" things doubles down on the lucifer shit by being the inverse of Arceus, has the Satan parallel and as an UB technically isn't a Pokemon, Eternatus's true form is a giant hand just like that thing about Arceus being a grasping hand, comes down as a meteor, something Arceus has problems with to the point that Rayquaza is framed as almost messianic for dealing with them, fragmented itself on its defeat and also turns things gigantic literally, etc] are the top contenders, particularly as Regigigas is worked into the cosmology.
