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>Pokemon god is canonically a female
This is the worst possible outcome imaginable. The pokefuckers will never EVER leave this alone.
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>>56598359
>canonically
Please stop saying this nothing about some troon interns fanfic is canon
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>>56598359
I'm Kamala Harris and i approve this message.
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>>56598359
I hope we get to see beta Klara designs soon.
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>>56598359
it's a god it can be anything
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>>56598359
Good. That means lore chads don't have to take Arceus nonsense seriously because it's female.
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>>56598359
>canonically
You keep using that word
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>>56598359
makes more sense anyways. as we all are female first and later turn male duo hormones.
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>>56598359
Arceus is a god, so he's beyond such thing. He can be whatever gender and whatever form he wants.
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>god has to kidnap a 15 year old boy to protect it from a twink
>god only shows up in spin-offs that are about to shut down
>god created a bunch of Pokemon that never fucking listen to it ever
>god never helps when there are genuinely cataclysmic events happening

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. ARCEUS IS A WOMAN
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>>56598388
It is very much not contradicted by the games themselves.
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>>56598359
A real capital G God would be able to change his gender if he felt like it
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no shit anon we already knew klara was a girl
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Has /vp/ never read life legends and myths before? Gods shapeshifting into different forms for their partners is a common thing in these types of stories.
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>>56598962
it very much is.
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>>56598993
And? She wants to be a female so she stays a female.
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>>56599006
She's very pretty.

I thought she was naked from the thumbnail, very disappointed that she isn't.
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>>56599260
these are childrens games so the people here have read roughly as much as children have
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>>56599260
Yeah, just look at Zeus, half the shit he does is transforming into animals to have surprise sex with human women
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>>56599288
Where then
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>>56599260
Literally just read Norse mythology for instance yeah. Everyone and their mom shapeshifts at some point. Jormungandr turns into a fatass cat.
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>>56598359
>canonically a female
We're talking about Arceus here.

It's whatever it wants to be.
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>>56598359
She gives birth at sinjoh ruin doe
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>>56600716
And it chose to become female for hot monkey dick
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>>56598359
>Extremekiller Arceus users were actually just homo waifufaggots all along

Sucks to be Gen 4 lol
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Get fucked bro
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>>56600920
God is the only one getting fucked here. In fact it decided to be a girl specifically so it could get fucked.
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>>56598359
Goku? Rapes ArSHEus
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Can someone post the stupid Spanish klara line
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So what, why do you pretend to care?
I don't get-off to humanshit anymore.
Die mad you near-normie pedotroon.
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>>56598359
So is Japan's main deity.
But at least we avoided "rice is born from the vomit of a pokegod" and shit like that.
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>>56600716
She lays THE Egg, the one that holds EVERYTHING



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