So, based on what we know now...which are the species that enjoying mating with humans the most?
>>56599321Slaking. It really enjoys human women. Probably because all female ones are fat and gross
>>56599321Gardevoir would be a trad wife.
>>56599321I mean..
>>56599634JOKER!
Not Hypno at least
>>56599682Lopunny is old news. According to the latest movie it's all about Slaking or Typhlosion for the Joker now.
>>56599321froslass
>>56599321Octillery, and LaprasThey came for seconds
>>56599321Lapras came back for seconds just to make sure she was pregnant. The same probably applies to Milotic too, since one of the Lapras stories says it's about Milotic in the header.
>>56599321without a doubt
>>56600382Why did she do it?
>>56600382Arceus is the biggest advocate for humans and Pokemon being closer together so it makes sense.
>>56601126I bet that pussy was divine
>>56600353don't forget about the octopus
>>56599321Mentions of gardevoir are strangely absent.
>>56601244Because marrying a Gardevoir is kinda already publicly acceptable
>>56599321The real answer might surprise you
>>56599321Rapidash
>>56599321The majority of the Fairymons, I mean it's the type that is the sole user of Infatuation and sexual attraction moves, also to top it off it's the type that has the most feminimons.
>>56602619Even the bee??
>>56602634Definitely the bee
>>56602619Especially the bee>Verification not required
Wait does this mean antro pokemon are also canon?
>>56599321Smooth, unbarbed, lasting human cock
>>56599321The leak convinced me Gardevoir is actually a pokemon-human hybrid species
>>56602786Would explain why it stays loyal to its trainer and it's egg group
>>56601244These are based on folktales and myth, so they're going to pick the more animalistic Pokemon because that reflects the source material. In general you're going to get more stuff like "Loki turned into a mare and got knocked up", or "Zeus turned into a swan and raped a human woman."It's probably different when a Pokemon is directly lifted from a humanish youkai, like how they swapped Froslass into a familiar yuki-onna story in PLA. But beings like Gardevoir are not really as mythological.
>>56599321Lapras, she canonically can't get enough of it.
>>56599419>All the female human women are fat and grossJust way Slayking likes em!
>>56599321water types in general
>>56601244It wouldn't be interesting... The Gardevoir would simply immobilize the trainer with psychic and mount them until completion.
>>56599321Suicune secretly follows you around the world lusting for your cock and sometimes you catch her in the grass
>>56599321Arceus, without a doubtShe could've picked any cock or knot in the universe yet she still chose BHC
>>56599321i will not elaborate
>>56605501extremely based
>>56605501Disturbing
Ditto Pussy
>>56599321>based on what we know nowLapras by far, you can speculate on the others but that's some pretty hardcore confirmation.
>>56602739
>>56602619Look at all those breedable fae sluts!
>>56607164based
>>56607164>the wailord in the backmy wife
>>56599559So, Gardevoir = trad wifeLopunny = Afro/tanned wife Lapras = promiscuous/seductiveOctillery = 6/10 wife a bit chubby but would make a great mother & wake u up with a BJMagikarp = common pet among single men, used as a glorified fleshlight
>>56601157CARLOOOOOOS
Meloetta.
>>56600382>>56601126arseus
>>56599321there is an entire egg group called 'human-like'
>>56601585based
>>56607490And guess whose in it.
>>56599321Latias is clearly pretty high on that list. Telling a Latias to not crave human cock is like telling one not to breathe.
>>56607577But really why did they write Latias as smooching on Ash all movie?I saw all those movies as a young lad and being real I don't remember anything else in the plot of that one besides the Latias trying to schmoove on him.Deoxys movie was my favorite.
>>56600353Can someone source me the Lapras story? All I've found is Typhlosion, Octillery, and Slaking
>>56607615She can't help it, its simply in their nature to desire love with a human man that can provide for her
>>56599321
>>56607646It's more or less the same as Octillery's with the names swapped.
Nice lies pokelairs
>>56607850>pokelairswhy yes I am a secret base
>>56599559But for real, Gardevoir would be the loveliest wife ever. Tons of lovey dovey kisses and hugs. My heart would be weak for her, and so would my cock.
>>56607490lore-wise could the "human like" pokemon group be the result of humans in the past mass breeding with pokemon? creating this group of halflings/human like
>>56607164One of these is not like the others
>>56607883Best part: due to her being psychic she can essentially know exactly what you want
>>56608059Someone should have slipped a Digimon in too for even more lulz.
>>56608087>syncs your minds to ensure mutual (and stronger) orgasm
>>56600240Lopunny is the real Harley Quinn, and she loves her special human Mistah J.The one in the movie is just a delusional cosplayer.
>>56608133Gardi might be basic but even basic done right is worth it
>>56608375how dare you call her basic she's perfect.
>>56608681Basic to some, perfection to the educated man
>>56599321Don't get me wrong. Gardevoirs love it mainly in a "I want to please and have children with my master" kinda wayLopunny on the other hand are in it for the love of the game.
>>56608746This happened to my buddy Eric
>>56608746Hot
>>56608133Reminded me of picrel.
The fact that pokefucking AND impregnation in both directions is canon makes so many pictures hotter…
>>56603108>These are based on folktales and mythWhich myth has a human woman getting raped by a sloth because her and her friends were mutilating them with swords for fun?
>>56609126plenty of fairy tales and folk myths before sanitization
>>56607164>still no cinderace
Ok the pokesmut is entertaining due to the sheer absurdity of it but were there any more interesting design dovd in the leak like this?
>>56599321>All these leak stories>None about GardevoirGardebros....
>>56609264>dovd*docs
>>56609281Because everyone already knows the Gardevoir lore. They form very strong bonds with their trainers and you never hear about a Gardevoir manipulating their life partner.
>>56599321Froslass. She's the one confirmed human x pokemon part of the lore that made it in PLA
>>56599321The ones that love you the most, duh.
Wish I could marry gardi
>>56609693Find one that accepts you for you, I did.
froslass totally goes after humansit wouldn't have evolved a vaguely humanoid body if it didn't
>>56609796She frozes dudes that catch her attention
>>56607164who the fuck let cattrem in?
>>56607164Why is sharpedo there?
>>56602786Gardevoir actually changed egg groups from Indeterminate to Humanshape somewhere around gen 6.There has been so much human DNA pumped into the Gardevoir population they are starting to mutate.
>>56611100>gardevoirs with boobs and gardemilk will soon be canon
>>56599321I'd say the Pokémon who are stated to be very fond of humans are fair game. Lapras, Gardevoir, Indeedee, Froslass
Typhlosion is not beating the allegations.
Tell me one that doesn't?
>>56607646
>>56612515Why kill those poor Ursaring?
>>56611113Nature at work
>>56608746All it takes is seeing the trainer's morning wood twice. The first time is just collecting the memory of watching the trainer's tent and being unable to keep eye contact, which the trainer notices, during which she reads his thoughts.The second time...
>>56613765But what if I dont want to be forcibly made a father?
What about pokehusbands? We know about Typhlosion, but what about the others?
>>56613789Well, your consent isn't needed for the "forcibly" part.
>>56613789She may have misconstrued the details of you wanting to have children with a woman at work
>>56611168Anon until I see a court case it's innocent until proven guilty.
>>56607568I dunno. If you get really drunk, have bad eyesight, and at a distance you could make that mistake.
>>56599321The humanlike egg group obviously.
>>56607164where is Mawile...
>>56613858you ever think a female trainer realizes what she signed up for and starts vomiting and shaking in fear every night
>>56608097This
>>56614893>shaking in fear>fear>implying
>>56614916Akari is not a slut and her first crush was on shirona
>>56611100I think she's part Morelull, Abra, part Bellossom, part Ditto, and part human
>>56614042>>56614232I guess its a good thing there no fertility stat haha
>>56614893Just toss him back into a pokeball
>>56616257but what do you do when you run into a wild houndoom
>>56614938Akari =/= Hikari
>>56616302you'll never convince me of that when they look exactly the same
>>56599321octo
>>56608746But what if female trainer?
>>56616385>50% male
>>56616408No not the mating press! Anything but that
>>56608097Haha yeah that'd be really silly and goofy
>>56617269SHARPEDO?! THE FUCK?!
>>56607164I see you Katress
>>56617388Someone's likely gonna be down-bad for the shork
>>56599321Arceus took on human form to marry a man.She is the ur example of a pokemon being down bad for a human and probably where all other pokemon get it from.
>>56617388reminds me of that one imageset where gardevoir wants to fuck brendan but she keeps getting cockblocked by sharpedomaybe sharpedo wanted him too
>>56599321Froslass obviously. Actually has lore beyond the leak as evidence of this.
>>56599321Latias
>>56617551Built like a bowling pin.
>>56617269>version with Blaziken and Ralts got posted a while back and didn't see it until nowfeck
>>56617269The fuck? Is that Impmon in there?
>>56617269>morphomon and impmon>avoids renamonBased tough i would add a taomon instead
>>56619451It is indeed
>>56619756I think you faggots are starting to miss the entire point of the image if you keep throwing Pals and Digimon into it.
>>56599321wtf I thought I had the pokemon ranked by amount of NSFW charts. Anyway, probably Lucario, Eevee, and Arcanine. Or as far as I'm concerned, picrel.
>>56602634>>56602664>>56602688>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CvqmD0CZao
>>56616312>the game itself confirms the protag is from the modern era>the game's protag choices are the image of Lucas/Dawn, the protags from DPPt/BDSP>if the male is chosen, the female will be Akari, a member of the Galaxy expedition>if the female is chosen, the male will be Rei, a member of the Galaxy expedition>this mirrors DPPt/BDSP, where Dawn would assist the Professor if the male protag was chosen, Lucas being the dogsbody if the female was chosen>the game also confirms they are older than from last we saw them>completing the game and meeting Arceus after besting Her in battle, sees her gift an Azure flute to Lucas/Dawn in the modern era, to reunify with HerPlay the games old chap. All there in the manual, as long as you're not intent on keeping to some shitty youtuber's headcanons about shit they barely understand, let alone fully comprehend.
>>56599634soft bunny, warm bunny
>>56621084Are you actually disagreeing with me
>>56621488Yes, because you're an ignorant weeb too. It's a common trope in Jap media that the ancestor of a modern protag looks the image of him or her. Hell, SM even had a mild one with Lana's mom basically being milf Lana with a different style hairpiece. Ergo, Akari is Dawn's ancestor if the player plays as Lucas in L: A and Dawn travels Hisui with Rei, whose descendant Lucas eventually assists Professor Rowan in Sinnoh.
The bunny, the bunny, oh I love the bunny!
>>56621841That's cool and all, except Akari/Rei is literally from the modern era so unless you're telling me that Dawn/Lucas have doppelgangers in their own time
>>56600382ONE MORE GOD REJECTED
My pokewife Pikachu Libre.
>>56603108>But beings like Gardevoir are not really as mythological....what? What do you think elves are?
>>56608746poor wally
>>56622074wally's is a dude
>>56622091That's why he's saying poor wally
>>56621896Not my fault the cum's starting to leak out your skull and crust your eyes. But that's what terminal brainrot does to a motherfucker on a goonbag.
>>56622139milked 24/7
Mew could be anything.. just like ditto.. the implications..
>>56622161what the fuck are you actually talking abuot nigger
>>56619942
>>56622161Accusing others of brainrot while writing "sentences" like the one you just typed is... a choice.
>>56621868What do you think of the new Water Bunny.
>>56622809I'm obsessed and mad we never got it.
Honestly, the rape aside, none of this is actually very out of line with the pokemans lore we already hadMost of the ghost types just straight up fucking kill you
>>56600382>god>literally CREATED the concept of sexchecks out yeah
>>56624399>giving your gf piggybacks is embarassingno
>>56602619>Dainty>Dainty>Dainty>Dainty >Dainty>CBT
>>56605501Imagine the smell
>>56626668I would rather not
>>56609796I mean, they are quite literally Yuki-onnas
>>56599321based on the absolute degeneracy from those stories, gardevoir is most likely meant to be a human-pokemon hybrid
>>56628295One of the oldest yukionna stories has her freeze a man's travelling companions to death and she's about to freeze him to death too but then she basically goes>oh no he's hotand fucks and marries him instead
>>56626668Imagine heaven because you'll never see it in person.
>>56618206>No Jynx>No Salazzle>No DragoniteWhat's wrong with you?
Gardevoir abuse should be a capital offense punishable with the death penalty.
>>56630966she's go 125 sp atk she can mete out death penalties at will anyway
>>56622074His Gardie is male. Gay sex.
>>56630966>Gardevoir abuse>Implying a Gardevoir couldn't disassemble you into cosmic dust if it wantedAnon, any Gardevoir being fucked by a human is doing so willingly
>>56599321The one that enjoys it the most? salazzle, that dex entry is RIGHT FUCKING THERE leak or not.
>>56632455they can apparently create small black holes at will
>>56619582>>56630713the first part was one guy and then it got expanded with another guy taking requests
>>56599321heatmor
Pokemons can't mate with humans though?>B-but the cut M-myths!Yeah? They're cut and also myths.Three definitions of myth:a widely held but false belief or idea."he wants to dispel the myth that sea kayaking is too risky or too strenuous"a fictitious or imaginary person or thing."nobody had ever heard of Simon's mysterious friend—Anna said he was a myth"an exaggerated or idealized conception of a person or thing."the book is a scholarly study of the Churchill myth"
>>56634004meanwhile the manga
>>56632490I mean there's also the in-game froslass myth if your gonna bring that up.
>>56611342The human should be muscular and gardevoir should consent
>>56634041In retrospect, the development files that were shown to the manga artists were probably full of Poképhilia references. Like those stories didn't come out of a vaccum.
>>56599321Psychic types easily. They're the smartest and thus horniest.
>>56634181mew is a shapeshifting pervert
>>566341910 confirmed rapes, Tyfag. She's pure as Sinnoh snow.
>>56609223Before christianism ruined our fun
>>56634217>literally the basis for all genetic life>not being the biggest whore known to mankindNext you'll tell me Eve was a virgin.
>>56624708
>>56634276The leak shows she's barely even on the chain of godhood. Now, how Metagross managed to fuck is a question for later.
>>56634297Well, there's been like three different myths going around with conflicting info, so we can all safely assume that there is a large possibility Mew is the worlds biggest breeder, next only to Arceus.
>>56632455/r/'ing that "Enough of the Gardevoir fucking is non-consensual" tweet edit pls.
>>56634041Payoff.
>>56634041the same manga with pokemon gore and multiple talking pokemon and sexual assault?
>>56618206>>56617269>No LilligantI-I see... I didn't know you all felt that way..
>>56634572Liligant? More like Eats Pants
>>56634572Thats okay, Lillie, you're still MY waifu.
>>56613858For meLatios, Lopunny, Gastrodon, Eevee, and Cinderace are all pretty top shelf.I have a bunny boy fetish, so, take or leave those in whatever data you're collecting accordingly
>>56622809I want to fuck it
>>56636119>GastrodonThe slug? Elaborate.
>>56636321I will not
>>56636321
>>56634535Why do you think Tajiri said it most closely resembled the vision of the world he'd had in his head kid?
>>56622809sexo with her
>>56613858Gallade is definitive husband material
>>56636321it's all the charms of the goo dragon who shall not be named and Lapras in a convenient package, while also letting you rep Tupac or Biggie
>>56608746This is by gudlmok99 for anyone wondering
>>56639379hardly anyone ever talks about gallade here, especially in that context
>>56640162>while also letting you rep Tupac or BiggieI'm a bit confused. Tupac and Biggie both got slugs in them, they didn't get in a slug. So are you saying you're a bottom?
>>56639379He can watch but not touch if he wants
>>56634004Myths don't need to be false, they're only really used as such because we live in a post-enlightenment dystopia
>>56634572why can't she have a good movepool
>>56642780It's east side vs. west side, you dip
Gastrodon isn't husband material but he's so cute
>>56601126No, it doesn't make sense at all. You just rationalize your delusions by projecting them and assuming everything in the world agrees with your sick mind. You're not a lore genius who knows the ULTIMATE SECRET OF LE POKÉMON!!! You're a sick loser who spams desperate justifications for bestiality on 4chan.
>>56642807She got a fairy move now!
>>56642873she gets walled completely by steel and fire and whatnotshe's got quiver dance but nothing to use it on
>>56642850lol I forgot the forms were east vs west, carry on.
>>56642807Because she's a grass type, and grass is ass. The games would be vastly better off without grass types desu
>>56642916>Quiver Dance>Pollen Puff>Giga Drain>Alluring VoiceYeah Steel and Fire types absolutely wall the lill'lady but at least she's got a few more options. Weather Ball would've been nice...>checks movepoolWAIT she got Weather Ball in Scarlet and Violet! Nice.
>>56599321Bump
>>56599321By doing the lewdest thing they can do to a human..Handholding
