>meanwhile at the Game Freak headquarters
herro minna-san, did I missu any happeningsu these past few daysu? I didn't much check za internaru company emairu during za weekendu
>>56602693>what the fuck Rakuto, how were you retarded enough to click on that phishing link
>"few, they think these sex fanfics are real, they aren't paying attention to Gen 10 leaks! We're saved!"
>>56602693Anybody got those rape stories? I can't find them and can't be bothered working on the new games.
>>56602729>"Good thing a bunch of discord trannies love the Pokémon Brand so much they don't want to leak Gen 10 info.">"Either that or they don't have shit."
>bomb goes off
>"You have faired me for the rast time, Mistah Merriku..."
>>56602693Oh boy, I've been called to Japan! I can't wait to see how my favorite game company is doing today! I sure hope I don't get bugs put in my anus!
>>56602693
>>56602808The rape stories where we kill the baby at the end, or the rape stories where we just throw the fish back into the ocean afterward?
>>56602729>tfw they intentionally plant these sex fics so people get distractedbig if true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TP2kzgdQRzM
>>56603007>the rape stories where we just throw the fish back into the ocean afterward?Why am I reminded of that one doujin about the mermaid...crap I know it's legendary done by a trailblazer in monster girl but I can't remember the damn name
>>56602968Did Joe say something about all of this?
>>56602720CONTEXT PLEASE, he doesn't work there anymoreQuick, change to Ohmori!
>>56603260He is being a good goy and shutting his mouth upIt’s for his best interestAlso maybe this is bullshit, but apparently he’s in Japan so he has a good plausible deniability
>>56602693I just noticed for the first time that there's a G in the game freak logo. I always thought it was just a cool looking monolith.
>>56603029possibly left over as potential blackmail material, to selectively fire someone with great dishonorthat backfired when apparently half the company can now be fired with great dishonor
>>56604230>I just noticed for the first time that there's a G in the game freak logo.the F is missing because we're the ones posting Fs for the pokemon franchise
>>56602693They really were freaks.
>>56602693>C6: another sexy pilot
EVERYONETAKE A 10 MINUTE BREAK FROM WRITING POKÉSMUT AND ADRESS THIS ISSUEOK OK FINE 5 MINUTES