/vp/ - How does he do it? Why do women love him so much? - Pokémon

Anonymous

10/14/24(Mon)05:20:05 No.56603900

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Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)05:20:05 No.56603900 Archived

How does he do it? Why do women love him so much?

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)05:22:05 No.56603915

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)05:22:05 No.56603915

>>56603900
Step 1: Shit in the woods.
Step 2: get bitches.

Abroxas
10/14/24(Mon)05:43:57 No.56604204

Abroxas 10/14/24(Mon)05:43:57 No.56604204

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>>56603900
Apparently a badger's cock is shaped kinda like an ice-cream scoop, never found any footage to confirm this tho - and believe me that I tried more than anyone else would…

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)06:23:43 No.56604680

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)06:23:43 No.56604680

>>56604204
Sounds like you're unworthy of badger cock.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)06:51:10 No.56605027

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)06:51:10 No.56605027

hes simply handsome

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:35:12 No.56605570

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:35:12 No.56605570

>>56603900
Something in the berries lays them out cold

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:35:54 No.56605585

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:35:54 No.56605585

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I'm putting together a party...

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:36:17 No.56605594

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:36:17 No.56605594

You have to eat ALL the berries

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:36:45 No.56605601

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:36:45 No.56605601

>>56605585
Arceus

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:37:31 No.56605616

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:37:31 No.56605616

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>>56605594

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:22:23 No.56607157

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:22:23 No.56607157

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>>56603900
canonically handsome gijinka

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:26:07 No.56607209

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:26:07 No.56607209

>>56605601
>legendary pokemon
ew

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:27:35 No.56607222

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:27:35 No.56607222

>>56603900
>how does he do it?
Forcefully.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)10:24:31 No.56608159

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:24:31 No.56608159

>>56603900
Just like IRL he gives them free drugs

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)10:48:27 No.56608606

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:48:27 No.56608606

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>>56604680
I'm more interrested in Absolenis to be honest. . .

~~This is not a dog BTW~~