Feraligtr could never
>>56604838Based pokemon cunnyseur
>>56604838He likes them young and human.
The cunny - said Typhlosion
why are you acting like there's only a Typhlosion in the Pokemon world?
Hypno, anyone?
>>56604904Hypno doesn't groom them for sex
and thats why hes the undisputed johto goat now
>"source: non-canon text"
>>56604892They are all the same.
>>56604922>source: confidential canon textFtfy
>>56604838I already like Typhlosion, you don't have to sell it to me more.
>>56604941Text over 15 years old that was never incorporated into any game or related media that tried to mimic real life wacky folklore>>>>canonSure bro
>>56605018We already got pokemon x human relationships. This is just background lore.Keep letting Typhlosion mindbreak you nto sucking his fiery schlong.
>>56604838Based cunnychad, my goat fr
>>56605034You're mentally ill
>>56604838The text literally said that she was a woman. Why does everyone act like she was a child?
>>56604838proof? how old was he? they might have both been minors. heck maybe he didn't even rape her, she's the one who might have jumped on his cock while he was sleeping for all we knowand she's the one that sent him to his death
>>56604838So I missed the backstory.Wtf happend ?
reminder that the higher ups saw the pokeporn fics and instead of firing the guy or telling him to delete it they saved it to their internal server archive for other devs to read and had him write for the anime to this very day.
>>56605137If that retard had pulled this crap with CHARIZARD their ass would have been fired and blacklisted from every job in Japan
>>56604838wtf I love him now?
>>56604838If that one artist on pixiv and her (yes her only a woman would have drawn that) audience are anything to go by, then Typhlosion's allegations are merely GF appealing to their audience
>>56604838>Gets his ass beat by a human
>>56604838I read it quickly on /v/, but closed the tab, where is her age mentioned?
>>56605075>It is not bad because it was a womanNigga it is bestialism embbeded into a children's game, they should permaban the bitch who even tried to come up with the merger.
>>56605436This is irrelevant. I am merely pointing out that the Typhlosion in the story is not a pedo because the human was a grown woman.
>>56605074Not as ill as pedophlosion.
>>56605426They use the kanji for underage in the text
>>56604838Typedo diddies? Our response? Typlode in their butthole?
>You have to eat ALL of the berries
>One individual member of a species does something>Suddenly all members of that species are guilty of that thingI’m sure most pokemon species have raped once in a while.
Not only a groomer, but a kidnapper and a rapist as well.
>>56604941>scrapped story>calls it canon even though it has never been canonized and has sat on a database for over 15 yearswere you dropped on your head or do you choose to be this retarded??
>>56607628Proof?
>>56607745How do we cope Pedophlosionsisters...
>>56607714My man, MetaGOD, has never raped anyone because:1: they're too smart for sex2: they don't even have a penis to rape with
>>56604838this history reminds me a lot of the myth of the "ukuku">the most beautiful girl in a town has too high standars to marry anyone>a fucking chad bear appears. steal the girl and rapes her>he keeps the girl in his cave, eventually, a child is born>the kid is half bear and half human>the mother tells the kid that his father is abuseive>the kid trains too much and fights the bear, killing him and freeing his mother>in the town, the humans dont want him because he is a freak>depending on the version, he gets btfo, or he get blessed by God or the townsmen make a suit for him so he can cover his uglyness
>>56605401anon not everyone know the weirdos you stumble upon on pixiv who are you talking about
>>56607745>manLmao its some story fantasy
>>56607861It rapes fairies thoughever
>>56604838Feraligatr is for Ivysaur only
>>56608440Nothing wrong with crushing them lol
>>56607861You seriously think that your bro is safe from a R34 correction just because he's got no cock?
>>56604838Does the story actually say the human girl is underage. I don't remember that from when I read it earlier.
>>56604838>He still think what was leaked is canonOnce again, cut/rejected ideas = not canon, cope cumskull
She got pregnant from him so evidently she wasn't a child anymore, I don't get where the “pedophile” thing is coming from.
>>56604838Is it pedophilia if it’s a different species. Is a human fucking a kitten pedophilia, or just bestiality?
>>56607786They didn't it that anon is basically just making shit up. In a literal translation it's effectively saying "maiden"
>>56607745I mean she remembers her family later in the story, so I don't even think it was hypnosis or anything. She just got so aroused by abusechad typhlosion that she stopped worrying about getting back to her family.
>>56604838based?
>>56605073everyone is saying he is based now lol love him more now myself to hell with roasties and puritan fags
>>56610191This. Typhlosion is a based groomerchad looking for the tighest, pinkest, most nubile cunny
>>56609828he never abused her though, he was a caring husband who provided the delicious berries kek
>>56609293....sigh. Sauce...?
Woman's age not mentionedShe lives with her father, like every unmarried adult women in ancient times
The age of the girl was never stated. And she must have been post-pubescent.Therefore Typlosion did nothing wrong
>>56607959Yeah it's easier to just post a linkhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/98054028
>>56604838we are never beating the allegations
>>56604838feraligatr only catches adults
>>56604838Could someone explain to me these whole pedophile typhlosion situation? I went on a break for 1 week and return to this
Age isn't mentioned but I can imagine what the implication was. Regardless seems unfair to call typh a pedo when the concept of pedophilia and it being bad probably weren't common place. Not his fault that he wasn't born in a society where west will freak if someone has anything to do with someone under the age of 20
>>56611684The characters used to describe the female mc make a word that specifically refers to a young girl/teenager in the age range of 12-17. At the most generous it's still low enough to puss people off
>>56605078anon read the story she was so drugged/hypnotized she missed her own birth
>>56612450her child's birth* but you get me
I have a theory.
>>56604838Sorry guys. I was late into this leak party so can anyone explain the sudden Typhlosion wave?
>>56604838>did somebody say unsupervised children?
>>56612562>story about Slaking grooming and raping a little girl is in the Game Freak leaks>someone edits it to be Typhlosion instead and spreads it>entire world blames Typhlosion for pedophilia
>>56612687>typedos so mad they're now straight up spreading misinfonever beating the allegations
>>56612821let me guess, you never even opened the leaked files. you just ate the first thing you heard from reddit like the sheep you are
>>56612562Here's the actual story.>>56612903What do you gain from lying? Why would a slaking even want to be burned in a big fire when that's entirely typhlosion's thing?There is also the original unfinished version of it with piloswine, just like the original unfinished version of the octillery one has a lapras.
>>56604838>Canonically Giga based YesTyphlosionCHADs won big
>>56612687The slaking one is different.https://x.com/Asacoco_Enjoyer/status/1845496351599026393
>>56613015>unfinished version of it with piloswinePiloswine is the final version. Slaking is the first draft. Typhlosion was there in the middle for some reason.
>>56604924That's racist
>>56613282You should be a professional gaslighter.Sadly that shit doesn't work on me because the piloswine version is literally unfinished just like lapras one, and slaking literally has it's own story with it's own themes.Good try though typedo, perhaps you'll beat the allegations one day.
>>56612821Why would I be mad for having the most based starter as favorite
>>56613392Or, you could stop lying, get the HaveSomeFun leak, check the DP\DP仕様\pmyth folder yourself and admit you're lying and/or a retard.Everyone who has the leak already knows that, though.
>>56613469You wouldn't be making shit up otherwise.
>>56613392Slaking has 2 stores retard
>>56613557slakoth mass murder story and what? the typhlosion/piloswine/slaking one? or is there another
>>56604838As a cunnysseur, I for one am happy that Typholsion is ours now.We’ve a new face and I prefer this to Hypno.
>>56613590Slaking was never in that one. That anon is shitposting about a third version of the story that doesn't exist to save face.It's typhlosion and piloswine.Slaking has it's own story where slaktoths and vigoroths are featured.
>>56613651nah theres 3 (typhlosion/piloswine/slaking) of the same storyhttps://tcrf.net/Development:Pok%C3%A9mon_Diamond_and_Pearl/Documents#pmyth.E3.82.B1.E3.83.83.E3.82.AD.E3.83.B3.E3.82.B0.doc_.28Slaking.29
>>56613651No, there is a third version that has Slaking in it. It actually has additional details, like not eating Slaking meat because they're half human, and the transformed girl killing her brother and mother but sparing her father
>>56613740to be fair they were all translated with ai tools so they might actually by all identical aside from names, and ai just interpreted it differently each time?
>>56613783https://tcrf.net/Development:Pok%C3%A9mon_Diamond_and_Pearl/DocumentsNah, you can find the different versions here
>>56604838This artist predicted it
>>56610674That artist has exceptionally good taste
>>56604838Do you think they did it in his human form or pokemon form?
Fire starter bros...They are all laughing at us
>>56614691>Tells her not to look at himPokemon
>>56604838
>>56604838Its over…
>>56604838and making worldwide news
>>56604838https://youtu.be/b_r_bZdkBew?t=35
>>56604838no such thing as pedophilia manmade concept back then, no laws, it's a fucking animal to begin with
>>56618120This was likely Pre-legends so its not like they had long lifespans either. Pretty sure Japan, like most ancient civs had a "If it bleeds, it breeds" policy too.
>>56604838have you seen feraligatr's fat ass? there's no way he doesn't want his trainer to breed him
>>56605075Because dumbasses can't think and only see the text be written by a fucking robot.
>>56617943>this cringy ass writing style>in a fucking Forbes articleWhat the fuck happened to journalism, I'm disgusted
>>56618179Blame the woke AI machine translation leaving out critical facts and go read the original japanese document
>>56613860
>>56618318And make sure that the 'girl' kanji is written as 'young adult' as well.
>>56618259Magazines have been fucked. Writing staffs have been slashed, so now they get people to write this crap on commission for peanuts to chase clicks on social media.
>>56605412Yeah powerscalers BTFO. Game and anime feats were all obviously outliers, Pokémon are pretty much just bigger animals and that Pikachu would fucking die if you shoot him with a gun or stab it with a knife, surviving magical shooties isn't a real feat, the only time those have been lethal were during the Mewtwo movie.
>>56618259journalism is a side hustle now, it hasn't been a respectable line of work in ages
>>56618357
>>56604838>groom a little girl>impregnate her at 12>get killed like a bitch by her dadThis make me wonder if the dad was actually a gigachad or if Typhlosion is just a wimp
>>56618578Her wife told him to do it, he could have ran away but accepted his death like a chad.
>>56618578Dude, in these stories a single man killed 60 ursarings alone, humans used to be a fucking menace to pokemons
>>56618517based thanks
>>56607861>2X Doubt
>>56619132>>56607861He clearly has 16 judging by the picture.
>>56618259Forbes has been random shit for a while now.
>>56607861mega metagross is the only pokemon that has a visible penis ingame
>>56613860That's a boy, faggot>>56618179"Shoujo" usually means girls from age 7 to 14, bruh.
>>56618259I tried to find the source of this and got 40 articles like this, no one reads these shitty websites anymore, Google can only make money by taking payment from these places to slap their shit in front of the actual useful links.This article quotes that excerpt and then goes,>"Yep, NOPE that's all we need to see"no faggot, I clicked on your website for the chance that you actually had it.All these writers are over payed Tumblr bloggers.
>>56618768That guy was a half-pokemon hybrid though so he was most likely enhanced by his mother's genes.
>>56618259Forbes had a deal going for a while where you could pay them to publish whatever you wrote. They got rid of it but kept the same retards that used them to get their shit pushed on Facebook for normoids to eat up
>>56620321>cuck unironically gets mad when males fuck female pokemon lmao
>>56604838Animals have strong noses so to him she was a mature female
Remember when Pokemon had at one point real world animals but then it didn't? Do people consider that canon too?
>>56604838that pokemon is literally /vp/
>>56623034This. I always act like MasudaVerse isn't canon so I can keep a cool head whenever shit like this happens.
