/vp/ - What pokegirl does he turn in to when hes hunting - Pokémon

Zeus took the shape of shit like goose and other dumb stuff to fuck mortal women, so I'm guessing Arceus turned himself into whatever his target fancied

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:46:10 No.56605760

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:46:10 No.56605760

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>arceus is canonically a female humanfucker
arceussy bros we've never been so back

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:47:45 No.56605781

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:47:45 No.56605781

>>56605110
Avatar of the Goddess

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:50:11 No.56605817

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:50:11 No.56605817

>arceus is a female
So why was he voiced by a man?

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:53:01 No.56605866

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:53:01 No.56605866

>>56605480
>Hey dawn, you seem kinda...different
>BE NOT AFRAID MORTAL, I AM THE DAWN YOU KNOW,
>My names not Mortal, it's Lucas

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:54:47 No.56605898

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:54:47 No.56605898

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Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:54:57 No.56605901

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:54:57 No.56605901

>>56605817
She's putting on a deeper fake voice like Elizabeth Holmes.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)07:55:29 No.56605908

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)07:55:29 No.56605908

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>>56605817
>https://youtu.be/RxH77qIfCGY?t=85
She's a god

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:00:53 No.56606005

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:00:53 No.56606005

>>56605817
gods can do whatever the fuck they want
being a dude didn't stop shit like loki turning into a female horse and getting fucked

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:01:55 No.56606022

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:01:55 No.56606022

>>56605817
they gave reshiram a male voice, too

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:02:53 No.56606039

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:02:53 No.56606039

Fellas, is it gay if the llama man turns into the a perfect biological human woman who is more attractive than any mortal woman?

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:04:05 No.56606050

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:04:05 No.56606050

>>56604967
Cynthia/Volo's ancestor.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:06:09 No.56606067

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:06:09 No.56606067

>>56606039
>is it gay to fuck a female pokemon?
Retard. If anything it would be bestiality, but that’s not even the case since she turns human.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:06:43 No.56606076

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:06:43 No.56606076

Imagine you wake up to realize you been fucking and impregnated god...

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:07:10 No.56606083

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:07:10 No.56606083

>>56605817
Why is Goku voiced by a woman?

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:12:00 No.56606140

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:12:00 No.56606140

>>56606083
In that case, it's because the woman puts effort into sounding like a man

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:17:48 No.56606238

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:17:48 No.56606238

>>56606140
I dare you to find one man that sounds like Goku

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:43:11 No.56606599

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:43:11 No.56606599

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>>56604967
If i was god i would turn in to skyla to ensure i breed as much cock as possible

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:48:48 No.56606669

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:48:48 No.56606669

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>>56606599
Based and Skylapilled. I too would turn in to Skyla

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:49:37 No.56606681

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:49:37 No.56606681

i cant find the file "HaveSomeFun__RandomFromBoxEnt.7z" on the drive, am i retarded?

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:51:46 No.56606712

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:51:46 No.56606712

>>56606681
Looks like it got pulled from the drive. Bitches cannot unopen Typholosion's Box

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:53:23 No.56606726

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:53:23 No.56606726

>>56606712
ah my bad luck i guess, thank you anon

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)08:59:30 No.56606823

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)08:59:30 No.56606823

>>56606726
if you're still here anon
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1RkNyW41KIelUXRkgHT8y7KBijPUybfJf

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:04:55 No.56606890

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:04:55 No.56606890

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>>56606823
You are a lifesaver, thank you anon

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:09:13 No.56606953

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:09:13 No.56606953

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>>56605817
Getting her shit rocked by giants borked her voicebox

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:23:18 No.56607166

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:23:18 No.56607166

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>>56606823
Thank you my dude !

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:28:32 No.56607237

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:28:32 No.56607237

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whats the file name for this diagram? i assume its one of the many xls files

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:47:04 No.56607550

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:47:04 No.56607550

>Arceus is female
Arceus is a literal gods, he can present as whatever the fuck he wants to be. Probably switches his reproductive organs on a whim.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)09:59:01 No.56607724

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)09:59:01 No.56607724

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>>56607550
>you stick your cock inside god's primordial pussy
>it feels amazing, like nothing you've ever experienced in your life
>but something feel... wrong
>look down
>arceus' cock is deep inside your pussy.. . ! ??? /!
>before you can react, the god forces her pussy inside your cock
>the contradictory stimuli is beginning to shatter your mind
>you start to scream
>arceus takes your pussy inside her pussy, and your mind goes white

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)10:07:04 No.56607858

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:07:04 No.56607858

>>56607724
Hot

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)10:14:32 No.56607981

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:14:32 No.56607981

>>56605110
So we got our own CS Alphamon

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)10:58:25 No.56608783

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)10:58:25 No.56608783

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>>56605898
good shit

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)11:22:26 No.56609222

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)11:22:26 No.56609222

>>56605817
Her last husband broke her vocal cords

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)11:23:45 No.56609241

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)11:23:45 No.56609241

>>56607724
>The dick-sucking pussycock fetish
Well this is one place I did not expect to witness that thing surface

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)11:54:46 No.56609938

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)11:54:46 No.56609938

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>>56605866
He for sure got the wisdom of a creation being, but does he know how to handle a miniskirt? Or is it going to be a repeat of Zorua lol

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)12:29:00 No.56610679

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)12:29:00 No.56610679

>>56605898
Vindicated

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)12:30:29 No.56610715

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)12:30:29 No.56610715

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>mfw mom is fucking one of my humans again

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)12:39:15 No.56610931

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)12:39:15 No.56610931

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>>56604967

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)12:40:57 No.56610973

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)12:40:57 No.56610973

>>56610931
...shit. This actually explains why Volo calls her "mistress" even though they look related. Might be a legit theory.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:27:58 No.56612027

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:27:58 No.56612027

>>56605110
yes

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:31:09 No.56612106

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:31:09 No.56612106

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>>56604967
one of the children, obviously

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:32:11 No.56612123

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:32:11 No.56612123

>>56604967
Going by sheer popularity she would probably go for a Gardevoir

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:33:35 No.56612156

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:33:35 No.56612156

>>56612106
He's hunting for human cock, not typhlosion

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:34:34 No.56612182

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:34:34 No.56612182

>>56604967
but what pokeguy does he turn into when he craves pussy?

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:36:45 No.56612237

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:36:45 No.56612237

>>56612182
Arceus canonically has only ever craved cock

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:49:33 No.56612504

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:49:33 No.56612504

>>56612237
but what if though.... what if i want god dick

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:54:47 No.56612607

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:54:47 No.56612607

>>56612504
Arceus would never considering it has the womb all of creation

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)13:59:22 No.56612707

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)13:59:22 No.56612707

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>>56612182
This guy right here

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)14:01:28 No.56612748

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)14:01:28 No.56612748

>>56604967
Trans icon

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)14:02:44 No.56612781

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)14:02:44 No.56612781

>>56612504
arceus is made for big human cock

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)14:42:33 No.56613628

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)14:42:33 No.56613628

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>>56610715

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)15:53:59 No.56615201

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)15:53:59 No.56615201

>>56612504
tough luck

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)15:57:52 No.56615293

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)15:57:52 No.56615293

>>56613628
>Implying Dialga didn't manipulate time until she got an outcome where she is with the guy
>Implying Palkia didn't manipulate space she would show up everywhere and his thoughts
>Implying Giratina didn't leave him in the distortion world so he'd love her by being freed
>Zekrom and Reshiram tempting with noble ideology of truth and ideals when really they just want one thing.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)15:59:23 No.56615333

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>>56604967

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)16:00:36 No.56615364

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)16:00:36 No.56615364

>>56605110
>volo in drag
yes, he.

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)16:08:16 No.56615570

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)16:08:16 No.56615570

>>56604967
whatever the fuck he wants. she's a divine being that can clearly turn into a human for just because, what makes you think it's not taking whichever form suits them at that moment?

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)16:48:14 No.56616547

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)16:48:14 No.56616547

>>56604967
reminds me I made an Arceus AI bot many months ago and made her female because I thought it was cute

turns out I was just ahead of the curve wasn't I anons

Anonymous
10/14/24(Mon)17:46:47 No.56617847

Anonymous 10/14/24(Mon)17:46:47 No.56617847

>>56615333
based llama god(dess)