So... who turned you into a pokephile, /vp/?
>>56606697I'm a basic bitch
>>56606697Typhlosion.
>>56606697who else
>>56606697I would say Arceus but I’ve wanted to fuck God ever since I watched Haruhi so idk if that counts
>>56606697(male)
Can't wait for this thread to get completely fucked by the usual suspects
>>56606697I'm not but for the rest of the fags in this thread probably not having loving parents
>>56606751they hate us cuz they ain't us
i'd rather fuck male and female trainers thank you very much
>>56606697
>>56606782I too love fucking human trainer Arceus
>>56606713Pretty much. The first time the went for “cute girl” as a design aesthetic.
>>56606697Honestly? I pity you. You are too repulsive for human contact and affection, and must instead settle on innocent and cute critters, all while assuming they won’t find you repulsive as well.
i want to lick arceus' dick all overi like pokemon
Nothing like the classics
>>56606829Your shtick has lost it's purpose - the last day or so has confirmed that Pokemon are for cooming to.
>>56606697mewtwo did. and I'm glad about it.
>>56606697I saw a couple of drawings of pokemon with like anatomically correct penises and that did it for me
>>56606839this but the tyranitar one
>Honestly? I pity you. You are too repulsive for human contact and affection, and must instead settle on innocent and cute critters, all while assuming they won’t find you repulsive as well.
>>56606858Tensor was a hero
>>56606697I was in love with my partner
>>566068481. It’s essentially fiction, due to being scrapped for a reason.2. Pokemon are analogous to animals. If you find Pokemon attractive, you also find animals attractive, making you a zoophile.Further denial won’t change the inevitable, which is a permanent residency in hell. I hope, for your sake, that you repent and seek the kind wisdom of our Lord Arceus.
I was groomed by a mentally-ill racist Flareon poster.
would it be gay to suck off a pokemon like eevee or gay to suck off a pokemon like gardevoir
>>56606898Based as hell
>>56606697Rape.
>>56606914oh i'm seeking something from Arceus alright
>>56606713The most common tastes are the most based ones. Especially if female.
Also in the bag of Lucario fans. Simpler times back then.
>>56606914What wisdom? According to you Arceus has the mental faculties of an inbred goldfish.
>>56607026Seaking these nuts in your mouth
>>56607082GOTTEM
The classic
daddy
He's so hot to me...
>>56607290I'd worship every inch of him
Octillery.
>>56606697I was attracted to Lugia the moment HGSS came out. Was pissed when I received Heartgold as a gift instead of Soulsilver, but I wouldn't pass on Ho-Oh either
>>56606697I've always walked the edge of the abyss, occasionally liking an anthro/semi-anthro lewd imagei think what caused me to slip and fall in was an image of a normal slyveon on trash in an unrelated thread
>>56606697For me it's Rapidash
>>56607732Cuck.
>>56606697My wife, when I first found her in Pokemon Sapphire as a kid
>>56606697You know what I'm thinking of if you're a person of supreme culture. >for some reason /V/ has rangebanned my ISP again since yesterday Wierd, I could've sworn that I'm the only coomer menace around here from my clay. . .
Lucario or Zoroark. I guess I'm basic but whatever.
>>56607865But Rapidash is the ultimate anti-cuck wife, she makes you kill any would-be competitors on sight
>>56606914 >If you find Pokemon attractive, you also find animals attractive, making you a zoophile. I literally get off exclusively to bestiality and videos of wild animals fucking caught on camera. No idea where exactly I'm supposed to be coping according to your cringe shitposts.
>>56606782i'd rather fuck male and female pokemon thank you very much
>>56606859Hot imagine the cookie
>Gen1OG degenerate >Gen2New coomer >Gardevoir The most basic of them >Latias Unsalvageable even as a kid (based)>LucarioFirst furry crush and life long furry porn addiction >Mystery dungeon Spinoff coomer in love with the character rather the appearance >Flash games Coomer from a better time >Gen5The new wave>Gen7Pokemon porn Renaissance>Ninetails schizoFurfag in denial>>56606727Late bloomer
For me, it’s Absol.
>>56607951After she's had their offspring
Samurott (M)
>>56608275Which one of them did you in for good dear Anon?
A good handful of serpentine Pokemon, probably Dragonair as the winner though.
Pretty common but
>>56608640That one. Oneesan’s original doujin where the guy fucking her calls her the slut Pokemon was transcendent. From there I developed a love for all things Absol pussy.
>>56608275
Pikachu, but I always imagined him as female. Was pretty pissed when they did the heart shaped tail thing.
>>56606697I started with Gen 3 back in the day, so for me it was Gardevoir from day one
>>56606914why do you use a picture of the ice ninetails in every post, i bet you want to fuck it too
>>56606859Fuck yeah keep these hot animal pictures coming sugartits I'm almost there
That one Narse pic of Charizard
>>56606697I was playing Platinum on release month in middle school, and I had a wet dream about my male Lucario fucking me in missionary position. That wet dream put me into the downward spiral that I'm in now.
>>56609407Fag or Foid?
I had a brief infatuation with Scrafty in the past, though.
>>56608688I wonder how high is the conversion rate for that doujinshi, i.e. how many people become addicted to Absolussy after reading it. And I legit think that one of the hotter things in that book wasn't even the sex itself, but the neat neuron-activating slutwear all those Pokemons working in that brothel were equipped with in the filler panels.
>>56606727Underaged spotted
>>56609528I also love that the Absol herself is just having a good time. All of those Pokemon are. It’s based.
>>56606697blazikeneven funnier considering my first pokémon was a female torchic, so it's like I was doomed from the start
>>56606697FroslASS
>>56608186You must have the time of your life right now, don't you Magneto?
>mfw captcha >>56609424I don't consider myself gay because I'm not into humans, but to answer your question: fag. I own the plush in that pic too.
>>56609977He based, you mope and cope
>>56606697GardevoirMeowscarada reginited my pokephilia though
>>56606697>>56606766>>56607070>>56607205>>56609424what's with all the Lucario fags?he always looked masculine as fuck, literally a dog dude upright and wearing big shorts or something
>>56610251if anything, it's an androgynous designI can see the masculine traits, but there are also feminine traits
>>56610251>literally a dog dude upright and wearing big shorts or somethingand? he looks more girly to me. in fact, he doesn't look very masculine at all. mega-evolution on the other hand...
Jolteon. I was looking at Geocities fansites during the 2000s and unwittingly received my first taste of "pokemorph" porn. I still remember her weird bug bite nips.
He's my Hitmonbottom
>>56606697the game was rigged from the start.
>>56610541I want to fuck this bug
>>56608275For the one where it's a whore house of pokemon and she's wearing fancy laced underwear or something. Was really weirded out until my brain said fuck it and I came with the power of the sun.
>>56610251either you get it or you don't
>>56610742fanarts can make anything femenineit doesn't mean it is
>>56606697When I was young I was playing Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness and when I got Kirlia to evolve into Gardevoir it was the first time I realized she had legs.Before the sprite for Gardevoir in Ruby/Sapphire had it very vague.But when I saw Gardevoir's long slender smooth legs it activated something in me that carries with me to this day.
>>56610251The "pants" makes it look like a mildly exaggerated rear.In games and the series it looks masculine. In pictures the size difference between thighs and the rest if the leg made it seem feminine to me. Artwork did the rest.Oh, and of course, female only for me in this context. But there is no lack of male Luc out there since it became a beacon for cute stuff and gays over time.Tl;dr: man likes girl butt. Luc has that butt. Same old story.
>>56606697nidoking raping snivy
>>56606697You posted her
>>56606697>>56606713>>56606736I feel like I'm in a harem with all this
>>56611122he's male
>>56606697i don't remember, but charizard was one of them
>>56611180He's male and capable of carrying my children.
>>56611180She's female, because I say so.
>>56610766It is when it is in the artist intention.
>>56611358>>56611122>>56610742>>56607205>>56607070>>56606766>>56606697Canonically fat ass
>>56611180>maleExplain the baby making hips and thighs
Thanks vp. Thank you so much for horny posting while im at work. Thank you for making me get bothered. thank you for posting fap fuel. thank you for letting me forget to lock the bathroom door. thank you for speaking to my boss telepathy and telling him to go to the bathroom. thank you for letting me get caught by my boss as im cumming. thank you for that. im so happy.
>>56611473What kind of retard jerks off at work
>>56606697Mew over two decades ago
>>56611473yw
>>56611473did he like your cock?haha!
>>56611464best view in the entire pokemon world.well this, or the view from underneath a blaziken's ass
>>56611725Imagine the smell
>>56611749poop and pisshot...
>>56611473You are reading this place at work? With the endless stream of suggestive stuff?I have hired this Meowscarada to hold your balls, king.
This but with Zoroark.
>Took a vacation day for Friday>Can now spend all weekend edging my nuts off to fat assed Lucarios and HypnosYup. Living the dream.
>>56611811>tfw no anti-pedo pokewaifu that calls out pedowhores that sticks around with young male trainers.
>>56606697turned? always was. from the moment of my birth I was disgusted by the human flesh. I craved Typhlosions soft fur, long body, and tight slit. since this week you fags won't let female Typhlosion exist I'll just post random pics from my drive
Zoroark because she can be anything and is a nice fluffy dog
>>56607865I killed them all and bred all the other ones too
>>56611725Would plap her so hard
>>56612623based and perfect wifepilled
>>56612388erm we're waiting anon
>>56606914Whether its canon or not, it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephilia.After all, it's in GF's repo of pokemon-related information alongside inspirations for and the official ages of trainers that appear in the games and anime.
>>56606898Why anon?
>>56606898day ruined
>>56612388For me, it was blaziken. Didn't help that my Blaziken in Pokemon Sapphire was female, I was a kid at the time, once I started jerking it at a teenage age I came across Blaziken rule34 and that was it for me. I've been a pokefucker ever since.
>>56606697The holy trinityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EL9QbXzSCQE
>>56606697i had several sexual awakenings regarding pokemon but I distinctly remember fapping to lugia first
When I was really little I saw Chikorita and thought this was what having a girlfriend was like
>>56606898In DX, I intentionally picked my partner to have the same egg group so we can canonically fuck
>>56611473Hot.Did you get some on him?
Lucario really is the almighty number one kiddy-ruiner of this franchise, me included. Imagine the thousands of little kids feeling tingly when looking at them without knowing the reason why. Then, the internet does the rest.
>>56606697Lopunny or scorbunny
>>56611226This is the best answer
Mienshao. I don't need to explain
>>56613427sorry to disappoint but it's kinda hard to imagedump working a blue collar job. anyways I shall post sexy pokemon in front of my customer's house
I liek noodles
>>56615755>>56615732
>>56615732this is why I work from home, so I can shitpost unfettered
>>56615811I'm a dirty zoomer, maybe next year I can reach that. for now it's work and college, and occasionally scaring my redneck coworkers when I'm too tired to hide power level
>>56615862motherfucker attach image
>>56606697She's lovely
>she>her>she>her>she>her>she>her
>>56606697Seeing her elegance and beauty in Pokemon Snap awoke something in me
>>56615945faggot
>>56615945Yes Yes Yes YesYes YesYesYes Problem?
>>56615862best of luckI've got some fucked up allergies so I was able to finagle an exemption to my company's return-to-office mandates, but it's a mixed bag because although it's nice to work from home I also need the accommodations so the idea of losing them scares me shitless.
>>56615992and?
>>56616006we don't want your kind here
>>56616036and? im here anyway
disappointed that no one has mentioned lopunny yet
>>56616064I figured it was overused at this point
>>56606914stop being a tsundere
what i've learned from this thread is... we really need an updated version of that "are you a pokefucker" poll. because it's probably going to go even worse for the "muh childhood" crowd this time around.
>>56607290Made for humans girls
If I'm being honest with myself, NinetailsAnd Lusamine restored my humanity and now I'm to be attracted to humans only
>>56606697chronic foxbrain
>>56606697LatiasIt all started with herI was surprised location was so lewded. I knew them from brawl but they didn't strike me as attractive.But Latias fucking did.Maybe my mind is fucked.
>>56616415(Initially surprised but then I remembered furries exist. Yes I don't see myself as a furry despite liking latis.)
>>56606697Lugia has a weird fanbase that made me appreciate the belly and feet. I also can't take him seriously anymore, only as a fetish mon
>>56616665i like to imagine shadow lugia tastes like grape soda
>>56614778are you me? 20 years later and the truth hurts bad doesnt it? i just want a loving companion who has a functional vagina. a girl (female).
>>56616665Lugia is the fat fetish and feet fetish mon
>>56616200Which one
>>56606697Time for a rare waifu post
>>56606697Espeon, Mawile, Latias, Kirlia and Gardevoir teamed up on me
>>56611725>best view in the entire pokemon world.this but alpha lucario
>>56606697It took longer for me to actually feel legit attraction to a Pokemon, XY with the Foxes. Before that, I could at least get behind the attraction to Lucario, Gardevoir or some of the other Pokemon.
>>56617368she's one of the few I don't have a picture of in a wedding dress
>>56617315
>>56617690Found her in a maid outfit, does that count?
>>56617291Lugia and Charizard are the belly and foot fetish mons. All male pokemon shoukd have some sort of belly since fat pokemon are hot.
>>56617746I do love maids. I assume it's one of the old techworks ones?
>>56606697the girls, I dont like hm x fp, I like hg x mp with that said I wouldnt mind fucking some fp like >>56606713 but the main reason I like pokephila is because i like the girls getting fucked by pokemons
>>56617757https://files.catbox.moe/d1o6me.jpg
>>56617812>>56617757
>>56616665Post belly pics
>>56606697Any snakefags here?
>>56617754>Lugia and Charizard are the foot fetish monsExcuse me?
>>56611226It's why they gave him birthing hips
>>56618132Lucario has nice paws too, but I like my paws to be fatty and squishy. Lucario could use some extra weight actually...
>>56618217Ya know what, lucario and lopunny are definitely 100% of the reason I love women with wide hips and a flat chest.
>>56606697male lucario sadly. I'm not proud of it. the worst part is I think it wasn't even sexual at first, I actually had a "romantic" crush on the ugly fleabag before I ever masturbated.
>>56606697Meant for toilet vore!
>>56619208>Skibidi Rotom is realcan't make this shit up
>>56619243Not the weirdest thing I've seen Lucario vored by but... yeah pretty fucking weird
>>56618072Snex and vore preferably in that order
I saw a really wholesome pic of Lugia pregnant and immediately wished it was mine
>>56619682post it in cat moe
>>56610209Same for me. I think I still only find pokemon "cute", except meowscarada now
Liepard is one feisty feline
the tails got a hold of me and i don't think they'll ever let go
Now hear me out...
>>56618072I don't normally like snakes. I don't normally like pokemon. But I like Serperior.
>>56606697Banette opened the gate. Anthro (at the time) Absol brought me in. Latias and Giratina closed it behind me.
>>56606914Uh, it's LADY Arceus, shitlord.Who made Dialga and Palkia with a HUMAN MALE
>>56619768Never used catbox before so I hope this is the right pichttps://files.catbox.moe/f94yqb.jpg
>>56617690Here faggot
>>56606697Absol and Latias.
>>56621487oh! I hadn't recalled she was in that recent group picture. Hell yeah.
How come all the make pokemon stories were about rape and death and the girl pokemon ones were about love and marriage and having kids and stuff
>>56621825Because the writer is into women getting fucked by monster creatures
>>56621854Raped*
>>56621790Why is that Sneasel making me horny? On a very related note, I guess Sneasel is the answer to OP's question.
>>56606697>who turned you into a pokephileImagine her lips sucking on your mouth like a suction cup while she slobbers all over it
>>56621790Why doesnt floragato have no dress?
>>56621825Because they're based on old folktales in a society where women had no real agency.
>>56621854>>56621876But how does this affect you personally
>>56621790That Zangoose is making me go fucking feral.
>>56622205well, i find it based
>>56606697Damn, that pic is ancientBu what did it for me was even more ancient...
>>56606697>me, age 5, playing Silver when it came outWow, Espeon and Umbreon are really neat! And I like Misdreavous for some reason>me, age 10, playing ColosseumWhy do I want an Espeon girlfriend? Or an Umbreon girlfriend? Is both a thing that can happen? I know people had multiple wives in the bible, but I haven't heard of it happening in modern times.I was doomed from the start.
Something about the pink ones do it for it me. I suprised they aren't lewded enough.
>>56606697OUR LORD ALMIGHTY
>>56622737>that expression and eye colour
>>56621825All of these myths are just pokemonized retellings of real folklore, and real folklore wants men to go and see and women to be careful. Thus boys go and find wives and women get captured by rapists. The Typhlosion story is based on a Haida legend about a girl who is captured by a bear, and the reason why she's captured by a bear is because she wasn't singing the berry picking song or looking where she stepped like a diligent child, so the bears heard her cursing when she stepped in shit, and captured her for purposes of rape correction and wife capture. The moral of the story being "make noise in bear country and pay attention to your surroundings" which is a good lesson to teach children who might run into bears if they aren't careful.The baby making and animal marriage portion of the story is normal animist thought and essentially is world building past the moral to establish things like the sacred kinship and clan totems and also to give the child a horrible future to inspire them to being diligent berry pickers without telling them bedtime stories about being eaten alive asshole first.
>>56622737>tfw no goddess wife Why live
>>56606697Macro Lopunny(Thanks a lot Alloyrabbit)
>>56622213she doesn't get enough love
The first route is where lifelong bonds are formed
>>56621329Cute!Loounny was the first pokemon I saw somebody draw pregnant and it was all over.
>>56606697Here's a list>Lucario.>lopunny.>Zoroark.>Zeraora.>Ninetales.I don't know why I'm like this. I do know getting burnt by human females is what pushed me over the edge though.
>>56618132god I wish that was me. Moarrrr
Delphox.Then Primarina confirmed it.
I had played Pokemon since Gen 1, and managed to go quite a while without falling for Pokephilia. And then I saw Tapu Fini.
>>56606697think an old as fuck gangbang vaporeon pic from the early 2000ssaw on newgrounds pretty sure which extended to finding agnph
>>56626578are you old enough to remember VCL?
>>56626619if it's an artist's initials, probably not off the top of my head unless I see some pic examples from themNG adult "animations" was usually just slideshows of 5-20+ images but even that vaporeon pic I mentioned might've not came from there, might've just happened upon it online while not pokemon another NG artist name that sticks to me that did sonic stuff was green hand
>>56626717naw, VCL was a gallery site pre-furaffinityif I had to guess, e621 dot net/posts/23024 might be the one you're thinking of
>>56626973desu vcl sounded familiar at first cause pretty sure a large chunk of the pics that used to be on NG "vids/animations" would have that plastered somewhere on the old furry pokemon sonic and so on picsalso yup that's the exact pic
>>56621790I've noticed all females look to the right of the screen and all males looks to the left. Is this intentional?
>>56606697Gamefreak did.
Lucario is one of the earliest mons I remember having complex relations with humans as well as complete understanding and ability to communicate in common tongue.
>>56606697Gardevoir hit my resolve hard, but Zoroark was the one who finished the job
>>56623286based
>>56609528I've never read any of these personally, and for me, it was initially just Gardevoir like >>56606713 , but I think when I saw Serena Mega evolve Absol in the "postgame" of XY, my weakness to goth/emo/scene girls bled through and I can never forget the moment I thought about Absol's hips for the first time. And the shiny form, too. I never acted on it. It's always just been the "humanoid" mons, but every now and again I just get... flashes of Absol going through my mind. Not sure how to feel about it.
>>56606697As soon as I saw her in first grade, it was over for me. My brain was irreversibly changed forever.
Is this the Thread?
lots of offmodel trash in herethese people posting literally anime girls with pokemon heads should be ashamed of themselves
>>56629019I have very little feral art I can post on a blue board
>>56606697Too many. Lugia from the movie had a hot voice. The eeveelutions and Vulpix line were always very pretty so those too. I have a thing for the long paws and domination so Mew and then Raichu. How could I not feel something from the literal whipping scene in the show?
>>56606697picrel
>>56606697I've been an avid Pokemon fan for 14 years now and I still don't get Pokefuckers.
>>56630450Based
>>56609424>FoidTits or go back to crystal cafe
PokéBeach.com
>>56615732I wish female on male licking were more common.
>>56633614Krillinbro...
>>56628826Hnggggg....
>>56607290Its a she
>>56634128Based as fuck
>>56633614I wish that was me
>>56606697machamp originally when i was growing up but there r some other pokemon that r kinda cool..
>>56628826Hell yeah
>>56633614ZAMN
>>56622547Bittenhard if you are reading this fuck you.
>>56633614brats and slutmon a getting gaped by horsecock gets me diamonds.
Tsareena is kinda...
>>56608688I can't find it, what's it called??
>>56627605master, please attend to me
>>56633614how did you not get banned for this yet?
waddledox' pic of him, to be exact
sex
>>56633614Lmao, this has been up for 6 hours
>>56633614It's still here.
>>56606697Like almost any kid in the late 1990's who had unlimited internet access. First it was the parody of Pokémon Snap XXX, then some image of Lucario or Gardevoir, then editing the sprite of Kirlia to add a pussy... but then something changed and what would have been normie preferring the more traditional pokewaifus, changed to Pokémon like Sceptile, Breloom, Nidoqueen or Garchomp...And for one thing or another, I ended up learning to draw for wanting to make scaly Pokepussy. I curse Newgrounds for what I am.
>>56637764Imagine the taste
>>56606697You have no idea how much I want to pollinate this flower
this image awakened something in meI wanted that to be me
/pp/ when?
>>56638149built for long sessions that suffuse the very area around us in a dark blue haze of aura
>>56629019Your Ursaring has big booby-breasts, so yours is technically off-model too
>cinderance femboy pornSomething inside of me just snappedI didn't care anymore
>>56606697Everyone is an anon here, I couldn't tell you which one of you exactly did it.
>>56641882The only erotic image that's been posted, cumming explosively as I type this
>>56642105
>>56644650Sauce?
>>56645007looks like Frumples
>>56606697It's literally me, the pokepussy was a natural conclusion.
post boy lucarios
>>56647405This is a no homosexual zoneStraight pokephiles only,
>>56647405This>>56647607Ignore this
I have a mind of steel not easily swayed into sick degeneracy like you small minded coomers. Feels good knowing I'm better than all of you sad losers.
>>56606697Latias is my earliest memory, Lucario is a cool dragonballmon to me, thanks to the movies and smash bros.
>>56647607yes sir
>>56647688And you're posting this because.......
>>56647405
>>56647878lil bro is a paladin
>>56606697This smug bitch in particular
>>56606697This exact picture nearly 10 years ago. I was innocently looking for fanart of my favorite pokemon, and…found something else instead.
>>56648054Impeccable taste.
>>56606697I like shortstacks
>>56648054Hnnnng....
>>56642099at least it's literally just an ursaring, like a gen 4 gender variationnot animegirlshit
I'm just curious has anyone itt had sex before?I haven't but I'm curious if I'm the majority or minority.
>>56649668I have sex but sometimes get bored and turn to the pokédex because it’s a fun goon session
>>56606829Save the pity for yourself. This leak btfo'd all anti-pokefuckers. It's settled. It's over. You LOST.https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu
>>56650264I'd fuck that stupid sexy rabbit so hard if it were real
>>56648150Gay or straight?Bellyfag and/or footfag?
>>56650264Cute Boyfriends
>>56606697It's hard to remember 20+ years ago, but was for certain there in my earliest pokefaps.
>>56650305damn, beat me to it
>>56650264I love twink Cinderace, he's so handsome
>>56650264canon homo couple
I'm not attracted to any pokemon sexually but I can see myself falling in love with a Typhlosion or a Gardevoir.
>>56648639wish he drew her more
>>56650767Husband material fr. I want to hug him so bad.
If you want a serious confession, I found a very old pokedex book that I probably got at a scholastic book fair between classes. The only pages with any issues as I went through memory lane was the page with the gardevoir dex sticking together with the nearby pages and having a more yellow hue and wrinkles.
Not only my initial choice was a meme pick (although there wasn't much to pick from back then), but my first online stash of Pokémon smut was hosted on a geocities website which belonged to an actual dogfucker (who starred in a few PL films as it turned out).
>>56651480based
>>56651612At least now I understand why all of the official artwork for KingsOfHell looked so familliar to me.
>>56651732I wanna fuck gremille so that's ok
Look It took me a while to realise why I felt so strange when I handed in my Absol to the daycare for breeding.Specifically that I wanted to be the one to do the breeding. She's so pretty.
>>56650299Straight, neither of those. nowadays I have a thing for dragons