W-Why is she looking at me like that?
If she's looking at you like that, it's because she read your mind and knows EXACTLY what you were thinking about.
>>56609489But isn't it plausible that he only started thinking those thoughts because of the promiscuous look she gave him, thus inserting the idea in his head?
>>56609441because she can (telepathic) read your mind baka.shooo! go! don't let her wait!
>>56609441Big fish sex
>>56609520It is actually. She could test you by giving you a look and seeing where your mind goes. Even if you weren't immediately horny or thinking anything in the moment, she could test to see if you'd still be down.What a fucking slut
>>56609489I'm really craving a big burger right now, or a kebab. man...
Lapras are such cute feminine wives just wishing to be useful to human men, comfortably carrying them across the waters and offering their soft underside for relief
>>56609520You're thinking it now, which means you're consenting.
I haven't found that story, only the octilery and slakoth, where I find it?
>>56609441>going to the deepest part of union cave on a friday nightReally no reason to be there other than casual pokesex.
>>56609670It's mislabeled as Milotic in the filename. It's basically the same as the Octillery.
Look how big the average Lapras is. Are you sure you wanna fuck this thing?
>>56609682>union caveIt all makes sense, the union is sex. It's a popular fuck spot.
>>56609716I'll use my arm
>>56609441>I need about tree fiddy.
>>56609716Clearly humans reach deep enough inside considering it came back the next day for more.
>>56609716They're only about 8 feet tall according to the Pokedex.
>>56609716that not how big the average lapras is however
>>56609716look how happy she is being pet on the head for being a good girlno I won't fuck that, I will make love to it
>>56609994She doesn't want your love, she wants your cock and then to leave you with her bastard.
Couldn't Lapras read your mind to figure out exactly what was getting you off the best and then lean into that?
>>56610154Absolutely
>>56609441this picture is turning me into a pokephile
>>56610154>Canonically loves making humans happy>Mind-readers>Confirmed to be into sex with humansThat'd probably be their MO.
>>56609489This. NSFW https :// e621 net/posts 4816069
>>56609441>Ara ara anon>Having dirty thoughts again>No need to be frustrated>Let me take care of them for you...
>>56609716Why did I read this as>Look how happy the average Lapras is. Are you sure you wanna fuck this thing?
>>56609716
She's thinking>"Ohoho, I bet he wants a ride across the lake. Well, I'd love to give him a ride. Ferrying humans is so much fun, and I get to hear them amble about their lives in the process. Ah, what fun it must be to be human. Fun, but also so complicated!"
>>56609441>Oh no <3 It looks like I'm beached~ tee hee I hope no HUMAN MEN come by <3
>ferries you off to a random archipelago in the sevii islands and doesnt let you leave unless you proposeEvil. Doesn't she get that:1. Arceus frowns upon such acts.2. It's immoral for the human to accept such an inane idea.3. It's wrong and pokemon and humans CANNOT get married.4. Probably illegal (for the human only.)
>>56613981I have my Pidgey use Fly and go back home.
>>56615160What would you do if the Lapras knocked you from it's back into the sea and then used it's tongue to strip you of your clothing and Pokeballs? What would you do then?
>>56609727Goonion cave
>>56615403I would use Close Combat and sit upon its decaying corpse and ask the ghosts if honor matters.
>>56615863You're not a pokemon retard
>>56613981No one tell this poster about the Arceus story where she turns into a woman and has twins with a human man
>>56616920>He thinks only Pokemon can know CQCFailure as a human! Failure as a human!
>>56616920Human movepools suck but they do existJust gotta put the work in
>>56613981We know that's you Alolan Ninetales. Instead of seething with envy about it all day, why don't you just ask you master to finally give it to you?
>>56617984FINEYOU GODDAMN BITCHIF I GIVE YOU THE FUCKING RAINBOW BEAN WILL YOU STOP BUGGING ME?GOD FUCKING DAMN
>>56609441God, imagine that big meaty pussy.
*pomf*
>>56618394ponder the heft
She's not even that big really
>>56618394>Weight>485.0 lbs.his bones, shattered
>>56620457It's distributed over a lot of area and she's probably soft and squishy.
