Pokephobes lost.Bigots lost.Hate lost.Love won.
Gobless
>Washes up on shore to help you with that "heavy balls" problem you've been havingWhat a lovely lass
Thank you Lady Arceus for providing us such blessings such as your firm Divine pussy
>>56615728Thank you arceus
Scrapped lore isn't canon.
Kill all pokefuckers. Kill arceus. Nuke sinnoh.
>>56615728i'm trans btw.
>>56615991>>56616020>>56616145You can cry and pout all you want. It won't change what happened.
>>56616220Lapras will be critically endangered next game.
>>56615991Literally doesn't matter, the damage is done because it's funnier/more outrageous to pretend that it is and the internet runs on humor, porn, and outrage.
>>56615728Zoomies have a severe racism problem they need to address. They go saying wanting to make with any non-humanoid is bestiality. Even when they pas the harness test, can do complex tool use and speech or even when they're members of a K2 civilization. They need to look in a mirror and realize they're basically saying it's bestiality to fuck someone from a different level of tech advancement than you. It's very unbecoming and reveals their sense of racist hierarchy for the world to see and mock.
>>56615991Its officially made by the developers, no matter if it was implemented or not, you can start coping now
Cherish the blue plesiosaur.
>>56615991Denial>>56616020>>56616145Anger>>56616253Bargaining>>56616283Depression
>>56616368>DepressionOh no you've got me wrong, I love this shit and am beyond happy that Lapras is getting all this attention. I'm just letting the guy know that it literally doesn't matter what he thinks about it being canon or not, the damage is done. Lapras FUCKS human men.
>>56616388Acceptance
>>56616344Scraped stuff is easy headcanon fodder anyways And hentai artists have a basis for ugly bastard typhlosion now.(Outside the issue that typhlosions aren't ugly)
>>56616368Not in the game means its fanfic bullshit.
>>56615728yep. it's our series now.
>>56616491They can always turn them into male gyaru archetype, the berries (spiked drinks) are already there
>>56616484I was on acceptance from the moment I read the leaks baby
>>56616368>>56616484Denial + Bargaining
>Written by a member of the writing staff while they were on the dime>Used in the internal reference folders that they kept digitally and didn't purgeSo far as I'm concerned this is 2nd-tier canon where it only becomes non-canon if something in the games outright prevents it from being canon. Which there's literally nothing in the games suggesting that the Lapras story couldn't be possible, and if anything a LOT of things suggesting it should be VERY possible. So Lapras fucks human men and anyone claiming otherwise is in denial.
>>56615991Whether its canon or not, it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephilia.After all, it's in GF's repo of pokemon-related information alongside inspirations for and the official ages of trainers that appear in the games and anime.
Does anybody have the lapras story?
>>56615728Plapras my beloved.
>>56615991Except human/pokémon relationships aren't scrapped. And given they have that mentality and the actual canon lore they provided regarding creatures like Lapras, it's blatantly obvious it's one of the more suitable creatures in their series for a human to court.
>>56618688
Me making that zoophile flag with Ivysaur on it to fuck with Ivysaurfag manifested some bullshit.
>>56618912Isn't almost the same as Octillery story?
>>56618949Thank you for your meme magic, based anonymous wizard.
Lapras is cute and all i guess anon.
>>56618969Yep, but Lapras was an updated edit (could also have been a Milotic given the filename on it in the folder).
>>56618949And no ivysaur in the leaks either, why would there be?
>>56616328Would it also count as ableism?
