>YOU MEAN THE RAPE STORIES ARE MYTHS AND NOT HISTORICAL FACTS??? >WHAT? IT'S CUT CONTENT ANYWAY AND LITERALLY NOT EVEN CANON?>WH-WHO CARES IF EVERY POKEMON RESEARCHER AND BREEDER IN THE WORLD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE EGGS COME FROM, IMPLYING NON-PHYSICAL REPRODUCTION? >SH-SHUT UP! POKEMON DEFINITELY HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS! POKEMON HAVE DICKS AND VAGINAS AND THEY FUCK HUMANS! DO NOT THREATEN MY POKEPHILIA FETISH!!!!Why is 75% of /vp/ like this?
It's unironically over. Pokefuckers won't stop talking about this because they find it hot. Normies won't stop talking about this because they find it disgusting. It doesn't matter if it's canon or not, this will stick around forever. Either get used to it or leave the fandom.
>>56621706Oh it’s canon since it does reflect the mythology of the world and how myth change over time or have different versions. Other than that everything else you wrote is spot on.
>>56621706Cope and seethe, you said the same about marriage being canon in canalaveNow that these stories surfaced you backpedal saying that was canon yet somehow the actual marriage stories aren'tjust kys, pathetic pig
I can't believe people in the pokemon universe fantasize about fucking pokemon. It's disgusting.
>>56621826back to twitter, now
>>56621706Sit down and drink some water anon
>>56621706>basedjak>zoophile copelmao>>56621733Lol no you didn't faggot
>>56621843Some of us have been here since 2010 and still don't want to fuck animals, bitch ass nigger.
>>56621706pokebros...
>>56621873back to coping and seething now, then.
>>56621706Whether its canon or not, it shows that gamefreak endorses and/or is fine with pokephilia.After all, it's in GF's repo of pokemon-related information alongside inspirations for and the official ages of trainers that appear in the games and anime.
Cope and seethe FOREVER
>>56621866>Lol no you didn't faggotESL. That response doesn't track with anything he said in that statement.
>>56621904>makes a thread seething about his fanfic getting debunked>NO YOUR LE SEETHINGYou lost
>>56621706Why are you posting a selfie anon?
>>56621905It does not mean they are fine with that crap idiot. Art is a reflection of reality does not mean it is fine with it or are you okay with dolphins raping people? Do you get turned on? I hope not. Just because it appears in a myth or legend does not mean it is or was accepted by the makers. Learn to separate reality from fiction.
>>56621976I am the one laughing, you are the one dilating. I wonder who is winning.
>>56621706I see that the sharty is absolutely seething over this eh?
>>56621905You keep copying and pasting this. How many threads?
Dialate you dumb pedo https://youtu.be/a8MZBUoQt68?si=cv9NYsG5h9n9BqFK
>>56622024Pretty sure the only ones dilating are the coping zoophiles lol
>>56622019Theyre pokefuckers too, anon, they wrote pokemon x human rape fics and gamefreak kept it all in their files, why would they write and save this shit if they werent okay with this stuff?
>>56621706>WH-WHO CARES IF EVERY POKEMON RESEARCHER AND BREEDER IN THE WORLD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE EGGS COME FROM, IMPLYING NON-PHYSICAL REPRODUCTION?The literal only thing they've said about it is that nobody has seen Pokemon laying eggs, the implication is they know how Pokemon mate. Furthermore, we've seen the reproductive organs of many grass types, so you don't know what you're talking about.
>>56622076>If }I keep saying it, it will be trueOk mentally ill schizo. Say something else so it can be true also.Everybody is laughing at you, not with you.
>>56622076A Typedo wrote this
>>56621706you lost. hot pokemon rape human pussy and you will lose your mind over it until you die. kino.
>>56621706usage of avatar images is frowned upon on this website.
>>56621706I hope this shit stirs the pot enough for nintendo to step in and spank gf's ass
>YOU MEAN THE RAPE STORIES ARE MYTHS AND NOT HISTORICAL FACTS???>WHAT? IT'S CUT CONTENT ANYWAY AND LITERALLY NOT EVEN CANON?>WH-WHO CARES IF EVERY POKEMON RESEARCHER AND BREEDER IN THE WORLD DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE EGGS COME FROM, IMPLYING NON-PHYSICAL REPRODUCTION?>SH-SHUT UP! POKEMON DEFINITELY HAVE SEX WITH HUMANS! POKEMON HAVE DICKS AND VAGINAS AND THEY FUCK HUMANS! DO NOT THREATEN MY POKEPHILIA FETISH!!!!
How do Pokemon pee pee and poo poo anon
>>56622098pretty sure normal people would laugh at dogfuckers
>>56622147You aren't normal, you are likely a dumb lolikon. Nobody cares what you bait, baiter.
>>56622059People keep saying "hurr it's not canon" as a cope to dismiss the fics as nothing important and act like we lost, but truthfully, the fics have shown that gamefreak endorses/is fine with pokephilia, so pokefuckers won, no matter how much the puritards want to cope
>Newfag tourists that never played the games are still crying about human and pokemon relationships being canon since gen 4 (3 if you count colosseum You love to see it.
Your breath smells like green berries anon
>>56622166>That projection Wanna tell me about your other fetishes lol
>>56622181It's not even in the final product. If GF endorsed it then they would keep it in.
>>56622183>retard has never heard of the yuki onna
>>56622189Didn't ask, pokefuckers won and you can cry forever miserable worm. We in fact won since gen 4 yet you did it back then. You are doing the same dance again, which is why nobody is taking you seriously anymore.
>>56622183
>>56622283The smut is non canon the canalave book did not say what Pokemon and humans married, froslass is a humanoid and even then its implied not confirmed.
>>56622250Not explicitly, but there are examples that most certainly show that GF endorses it. See https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu
>>56622085This element of not actually seeing them give birth or lay an egg is also retained in some of the stories from the leaks like the Lapras one where the kid just shows up one morning after the guy had a dream of the Lapras telling him about their child.
>>56622281>d-doesn’t count because the pokemon fucking the human Is based on a yokai that fuck human.Wow, cool. Still a pokemon fucking a human tho.
>>56622364I don't care what you say, you lost.>>56622302
Imagine getting angry when someone implies your bestiality fetish might not be canon.
>>56622381Yes between humanoids not dogs and whatever other shitmons furrys get off to.
>>56622429Most of the threads seething are puritans crying about muh pokephilia while the pokefuckers are acting chill
>>56622429It is canon thoughbeit since canalave lore said it in the jap version. Keep coping.
>>56622468Did it say what Pokemon, I didn't think so.
doesnt the manga have references to pokephilia in it? im not even mentioning the library
>>56622449>it’s a pokemon shaped like a human so it’s ok to fuck itnever let this guy get close to a chimp
>>56622526Nice strawman retard
>>56622465You don't have to be a puritan to hate pokephilia. I'm pretty deviant but not in that direction.
>>56621706Implication is still there shart tranny now go back to defending your Typhlosion
>>56622449>Froslass>humanoidanon its a floating orb with arms. it has more in common with geodude than a human
>>56622496>bargainingKeep it up.
>>56622429literally the only people that are malding are the ones complaining about all the pokephile threads. /qa/lost and you're a tranny. Cope.
>>56622583Froslass is said to come from a women in the mountains or some shit like jinx >>56622588Use context clues are there any pokedex entries from gen 4 that talk about Pokemon having relationships with Humans other than humanoids.
>>56622611>i'm the tranny for being normal
Don't know or care if Pokemon have sex in the games but I do know that masturbating to animals is gross.
>>56622705Keep coping, I am not your shrink. You lost get the fuck out or kill yourself if you don't like pokefucking being canon.
>>56622761I know that being a frogeposter is subhuman.
>>56622705>NOOOOO! Leave me and muh ice waifus alone!the only thing worst than a pokefucker Is a pokefecker in denial.
>>56622771>debunked his arguments>NOOO KYSWhat a child lmao show me some Human on fairy dog relationships being implied in Pokemon and you got an argument
>>56621706Nice self-portrait OP. It is full of emotions.
>>56622864Holy projection batman
>>56621706They are canon, they just cannot be shown in a children's game, that's why we have PLA and the Sinnoh Library as gateways to it.
>>56622867You didn't debunk shit because the marriage is in the game in DPPt. Stop being a mentally ill schizo.
>>56622085It is interesting that the idea here is that the pokemon are already born and then the egg is made. I like this a lot from a world building standpoint.
>>56622901They arent canon tho thats the point.
>>56622928>marriagebetween what Pokemon exactly weird how I never get an answer to this.
>>56622934I already gave one, so here is your last (you)
>another day, another fat sad incel overly invested in a kiddy game and holding onto her childhood spacks out over her childhood being a lie and Game Freak being just as bad as Anon in saving text pokégrot from 2005 to the modern day
this franchise is too autistic to keep existing
>another day of the dregs of society projecting his fetish on to a kids game with circumstantial arguments at best
>>56622961>Marriage used to happen between pokemon and humans>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY DON'T TELL BETWEEN WHO AND WHO? THAT MEANS IT NEVER HAPPENED RETARDhttps://youtu.be/a8MZBUoQt68?si=cv9NYsG5h9n9BqFK
>>56622961I told you, but you don't accept it because you're a puritanical bitch still trying to push her childhood back on the japanese not!yokai game. humans married all kinds of pokémon, that's why they generalised it as "pokémon", just as they didn't say "Mark" or "Joseph" or "Sophie" but "humans".
>>56623033>cuckjaksconcession accepted
>>56621706>NOOOOO THEY AREN'T CANON B-BECAUSE I SAID THEY ARENT CANON
>>56623049The burden of proof is on you
>>56623069Mental illness acceptedRemove the text from the source code, so you can live your delusion. Remember, everybody is laughing at you, not with you.
>Another day of retards in denial even despite all the facts and evidence, saying it ain't real because if i scream it ain't real, it won't be real and pokefuckers lost, I won
>>566217061. You're mad2. You're brown
>>56622308kek
>>56623112>>56623199Literally not in the game. Fuck off >Inb4 he posts the canalave or froslass image again
>>56623221I am brown and into pokefucking.
>>56623114I redirect you to the canon entry from the games then, because there's your proof you puritanical, seething little bitchboy. The games themselves said it, if they didn't generalise, guess any and all were up for wifelife.
>>56623280>Don't prove my schizophrenia wrong with shit from the games again
>resorting to wojakshitthat's how you know it's overholy fuck what an absolute concession
>>56623280That means everything else not from the game isn't canon. Therefore, shrinking pokemon into pokeball os canon. Pokemon turning into lasers is not canon. Frosslas fucked a man and established a village is canon. Brock being a Pokemon Breeder is not canon. Pick your poison.
>>56623328I can win every argument if }i deny the evidence every time, schizo. Take your cyanide.
>>56623280>no, canon doesn't count, only my childhoodCall the whaaambulance, you butthurt little cunt.
>>56623324None of those mention Octillery getting fucked on the beach.
All these posts disputing OP are quite literally proving him right.
>>56623373Yet the marriage is in the code. Those stories were just examples. Keep dilating, bitch.
>>56622961why does it mater what pokemon it Is? sex with a pokemon Is sex with a pokemon. End of thé story.
>>56623413>Baiters pretending they are right to keep baitingYeah now you will say "it isn't bait" like a coward because you are just a pathetic trol. Pokefuckers won, end of the story.
kill trannies, behead trannies, roundhouse kick a tranny into the concrete, slam dunk a tranny faggot into the trashcan, crucify filthy troons, defecate in a trannies food, launch trannies into the sun, stir fry trannies in a wok, toss trannies into active volcanoes, urinate into a trannies gas tank, judo throw trannies into a wood chipper, twist trannies heads off, report trannies to the third reich, karate chop trannies in half, curb stomp faggot troons, trap trannies in quicksand, crush trannies in the trash compactor, liquefy troons in a vat of acid, eat troons, dissect troons, exterminate trannies in the gas chamber, stomp tranny skulls with steel toed boots, cremate trannies in the oven, lobotomize trannies, mandatory executions for trannies , grind tranny faggots in the garbage disposal, drown trannies in fried chicken grease, vaporize trannies with a ray gun, kick old trannies down the stairs, feed trannies to alligators, slice trannies with a katana
>>56623413Hi OP. No you're still wrong.
>>56623433>Literally called a folktale in the gameIts not real and never will be. But keep posting those images. Every time you do it a snorunt is killed ingame.
>>56623470>It isn't real because I scream and shout that it isn'tOk schizo. Take your cyanide now.
The best evidence the zoophiles have is the Canalave Library shit Disprove that and their whole argument falls apart.
>>56621706They are fanfics lol.
>>56623456What did you win? Genuine question.
>>56623495A snorunt just got killed in ORAS
>>56623280>NOOOOOO! THAT DOESNT COUNT BECAUSE I DON’T LIKE ITWhy ar antiplafags always so dumb?
>>56623470Just like legendary and mythical pokemon stories are called folklores even though they really exist? Your argument is falling apart.
>>56621706stop having a mental breakdown behind that monitor just because somebody might be jerking off to your favorite shitmon.
>>56623552>ORASWorst gen and games ever.
>>56621706>you will never have a gf as crazy about you as Bayleef is for Ash
>>56623592That's not S/V, paldeaphile.
>>56623592But enough about PLA and DP
>>56623529The satisfaction of seeing mentally ill schizos coping about "purity" and their dreams destroyed.>>56623618Everything is shit after gen 5
>>56623627Rent free plassssssfag
>>56621706If it's how the creators view their world it's basically canon enough that it deserves discussion
>>56623502Even then its some obscure book in some random library in sinnoh there is no other instance in the franchise of human on Pokemon relationships, either that or some people in ancient sinnoh were freaks.
>>56623684It's just as canon as all the other scrapped ideas, as in, not canon at all.
>>56623684Literally only 1 guy.
>>56623502Ok then disprove itCan you make it not exist in the game code?
>>56623637>*Everything is shit after gen 4ftfy, better walk the plank, bort.
>>56623725>bortYou don't even know what that means. Fucking twitter tourist
>>56623725Shut up cordie
This leak ruined the board even more. Wanna go back to when we were discussing creepy beta cacturne and friends instead of screaming matches over who stuck their head inside Lapras' giant man sized pussy.
>>56622308Lmao
>>56623765Both sounds quite intriguing. But be the change you want to see.
>>56623896Can beta cacturne stick its head inside Lapras' giant man sized pussy?
>>56622019>Learn to separate reality from fiction.
>>56623924Sounds painful especially with the former being a grass type.
>>56621706this exactly
>>56623954Nah she'd take it
>>56623470>Veilstone Myth is clearly talking about Giratina's cuck chamber in Sendoff Springs>Original One Myth is just lacking Giratina's existence because he was a fucking sperg, PLA even doubles down on this with Volo pointing out the shattered statue>Horrific myth is explicitly talking about the Lake Trio's powers>Snowpoint's myth is literally talking about Regigigas' bionicle babies>Cogita's old ass put multiple of these in her glorified diary, including the folk tales>But no the story about the species intermingling is the only one that's completely false, despite that idea being referenced in PLA by the fucker who wrote the coomer internal documents>internal documents that they HELD ONTO alongside pantheon and creation shit that we now know they've been still incorporating in some capacityIt's one thing to think people are beating funny yokai shit down to bedrock layer, it's another do mental acrobatics into the stratosphere because coomers have more shitposting material.
>>56621706I was hoping a bait thread like this would come up eventually, gooners were getting cocky
>>56624067Cogita is a woman. Her words have no meaning.
>>56624067>Horrific myth is explicitly talking about the Lake Trio's powersHorrific myth is actually related to even earlier Arceus/Dialga/Palkia lore. In the original, there's only 2 question marks in the gaps in the first two lines and 3 in the remaining, which match up with early draft names for those three (Ia, Ea and |Aus, IIRC).
>>56624179In the original Japanese*
>>56624067This. Deniers BTFO
A-Ninetales thread
>>56624161Nice try bub, Volo did enough fact checking about her rambling to get Giratina to kick off the exact events she was supposed to help with.>>56624179Shit right, forgot we got those and funny timed ruins blanks solved.
>>56624119>Admitting it is bait
>>56624691you white intelligent aryan 60 percent of vp is bait
>>56625243Except the fact pokefuckers won, which isn't that's why retards are seething.
>>56625353>pokefuckers wona one way ticket to hell
>56625353>replying to my trvke with your own baitwell played ytboi...
>>56625585If I am going to hell, all of n4chud comes with me.
>>56621816>Everyone who complained about Canalave is the same person
>Zoophiles still think cut and rejected concepts that never made it to the full product are canonYou people are mentally ill and that shows it
>>56625842>>56624691
>>56621706Please play Legends Arceus before making your shitty bait, it is canon.
>Tags: Ugly Bastard, Rape, Nakadashi, Impregnation
>>56621706It's like believing the Little Red Riding Hood is a historical fact and wolves actually dress up as old ladies.
>>56621706cope
>>56621706>I AM AUTISTIC AND I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE HAVE A DIFFERENT IDEA ABOUT THIS THAN I DO! STOP IT! STOP HAVING FUN! THIS ISN'T FUN FOR ME! *Flaps hands and fingers spastically*Aw, the autie is having a meltie!
>I AM [FANFIC]
>>56627841>I AM [BAIT FIC]
>>56621706ある村に一人の男がいた。ある日男は、オドシシを獲りに出かけた。海岸を歩いていると、砂浜にラプラスがいた。男はラプラスと交わってから、それを海に帰した。次の日も同じ場所に行くと、同じラプラスがいた。男はまたラプラス交わり、同じように海に帰した。>男はラプラスと交わって>男はまたラプラス交わり
gem
Cope and seethe bitchboy
People wanted to fuck pokemon before the leaks. Why are you so mad now? Sage.
