Here's Typhlosion for female Pokemon fans.
>>56625019so handsome...
>>56625019Pretty sure only faggots would get attracted to that fag-looking faggot
>>56625019SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXX!!!! SEX0 RIGHT NOW!!!!!!
>>56625019Is it bad that I think he's kinda cute and I'm a guy?
>>56625136Seek help
That's one of three main archetypes women tend to obsessed over>Older man with a beer gut>Stocky and gloomy pretty boy>Spunky and outgoing shotaPorn focused on women tends to include one of these
>>56625019I'd let him fuck me if he turned into an actual pokemon :>
Would you let him impregnate you?
>>56625019Please, anons, post fanart of gijinka Typhlosion, I beg all of you... I'm starving...
>>56625178Wish men came in these varieties
Kiss kiss and mwah I lobe my husband
now link me to female typho for male fans
>>56625019He's literally me.
>>56625019he should always be in monster form
>>56625178>Older man with a beer gutWomen are attracted to men who are ike their own fathers>Stocky and gloomy pretty boyWomen like men who are fragile and effeminate>Spunky and outgoing shotaWomen like men who feed into their mothery instincts
>>56625079You're a retard and a woman drew this.
Me and my husband!
>>56628466I heard he's someone else's husband though...
>>56625178>>Spunky and outgoing shotaExcuse me, I like my shota insecure and molestable. Like Basil Omori
>>56628466hes the perfect size for hugging and fugging
>>56628466I want himm to pin me on the ground and pound my pussy until it squirts blood
>>56625079women love young prettyboys. bald roidpigs btfo
>GIS tells me this guy has a gelato spoon for a dick Do femoids really?
>>56630992https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geographic_information_system ...?
>>56625136Only if you're ashamed of being a faggot
>>56631862Google Image Search
>>56631982nobody abbreviates it to that
>>56632075I do, but then again I'm a retard who says 'tween' in refference to people who're 20<>30 instead of 11<>14
This twink would be incel tier IRL
>>56625019bruh if he came up to me looking like that I'd be the one doing the raping jfc
>>56625019Reminder that rape yokai gets bodied by the average dad.
id carry his half typhlosion babies.
>>56625079Insane how there are still masculinity copers in this day and age. Women love androgynous prettyboys
>>56632801He literally lost on purpose becausd his wife begged him not to kill her dad, did you even read the story?
>>56632997>lost on purposeDid YOU even read it?
>>56625019All this Typhlosion shitposting and fanart kept reminding me of something I once read but couldn't recall and then I finally found it. Jingai-san no Yome, unsurprisingly written by a woman.
>>56633020>I'm gonna have to kill your dad>Nooo please don't kill him I'd rather you died than him>Okay fine when I die take my eyeballs and shitHow is this not losing on purpose?
>men love cute stories of vanilla romance where they fall in love with a goddess>women love stories of being kidnapped and raped by disgusting badgers Women were a mistake
does anyone have more? please, guys
>>56633082i see plenty of men online who want to be stepped on and suck futa cock or get cucked or who want to be the woman in the relationship so i wouldnt say youre so innocent
>>56633063>>56632997>Died on a whim for some random bitch he drugged, raped, and impregnated just because she prefers her father So he either lost or he was a simp?
>>56632784In modern day Japan, I really doubt it. They love bishounen men.
>>56633186A simp is just a yandere when you think about it.
>>56633186You're just gonna believe hearsay that the girl(whose age we don't even know) was actually kidnapped and raped? What if they had a consensual relationship but nobody believed her and assumed she was groomed, so they spread around this false story to villainize that poor Typhlosion who might've done nothing wrong this entire time?
>>56632801The I have to kill your dad plotline was really stupid, if Typloshion simply worked on building them a nice wood cabin, got himself a good steed or two, and practised a simple humble trade that makes him a valuable member of the community than I'm sure l father chad would've accepted a marriage.
>>56633133Nta but yeah, futa cock does have me straying from the path
>>56633255that sounds like work, rape and murder is easier t. Typloshion
>>56625019Sorry, but I prefer the REAL dealHe's still cute tho>>56625079Lmfao you are so fucking clueless about women it's unrealI can tell you've never talked to a woman beyond smalltalk, if at all
>>56633082>women love stories of being kidnapped and rapedDon't blame us, it was selectively bred into our DNA by centuries of women who survived tribal clashes being taken as breeding spoils.
>>56633308PLEASE give me a source I am begging you
>>56633082Nigga what? Do you live in bizarro world or some shit??Everyone here talks about horse pussy and squid rape and are mad that there's no story about a submissive Gardevoir harem
>>56633308You bitcg, give me the sauce!
>>56633338Artist is zuizi. Think they draw mostly Guzma stuff.
>>56633478Do you maybe have a link to their work? If not, it's okay!
>>56633500Just use the zuizi tag on Gelbooru, add volo_(pokemon) and you'll find the first pic right away.
>>56633244>She expects us to believe the demon keeping her as a sex slave in a dirty cave drugged on poison berries, who also attacked her father, was actually a good guy and also her husbandYou deserve to have those rotten pelts thrown at you by kids
>>56632997The Typloshion also literally says I'm going to kill your father anyways, but if die THEN do all that shit or whatever.
>>56625019hes so handsome,,i would fall for him so badi wanna touch his chest
>>56632784Height rules always apply, if he's under 5'8 ~ 5'9 then maybe.
>>56633667No he didn't, he said he'll kill her dad>she said he can't>he said he won't be coming back.Thats pretty obvious wording.
>>56633748Retard
>>56633244>Realistic meta-analysis >Girl who was tripping on acid berries seriously believes some random badger was her life partner and father of her child, when in actuality she was most likely just raped and left to die by the random stranger she met in the woods before or some time prior. Gets harassed by the local kids about it until she gets fed up and leaves the village.
>>56633748Yeah, tall twinks beat rugged dwarves 99 times out of 100. Height is the most OP stat.
>>56625079He's manly looking enough for me, I'd fuck him
>>56633807that's an ai translationwhat does the original japanese say?
>>56625019I understand the little girl now...
>>56633856For the sake of dipshittery autism. The timescale for a child also doesn't make sense unless you want to believe the badger was feeding her for 9 months, either yeah she was raped prior and somehow never knew or the baby was also something the initial man she met wanted disposed off as well. Meaning it might not even be her child.
>>56633807He was just pissed off because she expected him to die for her, he was done raping her anyways and the child would've been a drag to raise.
>>56634018>One day the girl awoke and was holding a childYeah that shit isn't hers, she didn't just miracle her way through a pregnancy
Reminder
but what if i was... properly courted by the pic in op's post? without the rape berries? and only later learned it was a typhlosion?... i'd be fine with that, I think
>>56634278OP pic wants to rape you, this is non-negotiable.
>>56634354what if though. just... what if. let me have this.
>>56632801>averageDads back then were built different.
>>56634403This is true, to be a dad you must've first successfully killed your wife-to-be's dad, ensuring you are strong enough to carry on the lineage and judge the next generation. Typloshion simply wasn't good enough. Their child should be flung from the mountains peak to satiate the gods anger.
>>56634609Damn ok Heihachi
>>56634087This is the way that Pokémon breeding is always described in the games (they're magically holding an egg all of a sudden), so it's probably worded that way as a reference to that.
>>56634679Anon... they're looking at realistically... pokemon aren't real.
>>56625079gay men are usually the ones who prefer masculine looking guys, just saying
>>56634772Depends on your definition of masculine. Hyper jacked beefcakes, yeah. Stoic guy with abs and a square jaw, could go either way.
>>56625019The last horny typhlosion thread had probably the worst "Moid Roleplaying-to-actual girl lusting" ratio I have ever seen kek
>>56635836>KieranfagOpinion dismissed, Typhlosion fucks Julia and Carmine.
>>56625019MORE ART PLS HES SO HANDSOME
>>56625019made to milk his cock inside unsuspecting humans
>>56635875That's hot but it's very much unrelated to me being a kiki-lover
>>56636149>Kieran "lover" enjoys thinking about badger cock fucking the women he's closest to
>>56635836Why do you think you're any better than the pokephiles (female)?
>>56636389She just admitted to being into the same thing as them, kek.
>>56636236Real Kieran lover here, personally it's all about the women (or men) closest to him topping him with hard corrective sex until he breaks back into being a good little man again.
>>56636418>After Typhlosion is done with the two girls he sets his eyes on Kieran
>>56636236Sorry sweaty but he's gonna get fucked by me and a furret. >>56636389See >>56636415These threads being cringey as fuck is my main problem; I want quality female centric pokephilia not gaylarp!!
>>56636505There was basically no LARPing in the other thread sister
>>56636505Then say something nice about Typhlosion right now.
>>56625019>Typhlosions are half human
>>56636505How us your "tasteful" Pokelust then
>>56636418Kieran's far better when he's a smug moody brat... but scared is good too.
The Virgin Kieran vs. The Chad Typhlosion.
>>56633133notice how still, men don't want to get kidnapped and raped. futa girl? fuck yah let me jack that thing off, but you ain't raping me you fucking female.woman are brain damaged.
>>56636544He's cute>>56636580No>>56636418>>56636595Don't invade other people's threads sisters...
>>56636776Come on, that's it? Don't you think he deserves a bit more?
>>56625019I'd let him if he promises to never shapeshift back into his Typhlosion form in front of me.
>>56636776>wow your pokephilia is so bad and distasteful urgh why can't you do it better??>show us how to do it better then>no lolJust fuck off.
>>56636992She's just bashful. Got all shy with the sudden attention on her, clearly. Probably getting off to Typhlosion porn as we speak though.
>>56636505Lol I'm sure your UUOOOOOOOOOHing about Kieran's shota cock is very sophisticated and tasteful and not cringe at all :^)
>Shows up in a Typhlosion thread Kieranposting and being a brat>Admits to getting off to Typhlosion >"No, sisters, stop posting about Kieran in this thread."She's obviously just baiting for Typhlosion correction, kek.
>>56636699Almost nobody wants to be actually raped, rape by it's nature has to be unwanted. What anons are talking about is fake "rape", CNC / rape play.
>>56637188>Almost nobody wants to be actually raped, rape by it's nature has to be unwanted.Using those definitions, then yes ABSOLUTELY nobody wants to be raped. So what the fuck is up with this "almost" what about ism?
>>56637188It's a fantasy you moron.
>>56637335Meant to reply to >>56636699 as well
>>56625079t. future clueless gymrat who will end up being ogled exclusively by literal homos
>>56637335Yes that's what I'm fucking saying, it's not real.
>Not wanting to take a woman forcefully and making her submit to youYou guys are fags.
>>56625079As a faggot myself you know nothing
>>56637440better quality offspring comes from love, anon.
>>56637482>Not wanting to take a woman forcefully, make her submit to you and she loves it because you're that goodYou guys are fags.
>>56637440>>56637515>guysI-I thought this was a sister-only thread sis....
>>56633308>Volook sauce
>>56637440>Not wanting a woman to take you forcefully and make you submit to her You guys are fags.
>>56637539only troons think actual women refer to themselves as ladies/sisters
>>56637539No, also I'm a guy.
>>56630254what the fuck
>>56636699Men want to rape, women want to get raped. Is that so hard to grasp? Why are you complaining about submissive women? You don't want willing bitches crazy for your cock?
>>56637515now THAT's what im talking about. >non-troon woman
>>56637701Based.
Being a big Typhlosion and trapping some helpless woman under me as I claim her body.
>>56625019Chances of Typhlosion becoming a tumblr sexyman after this?
>>56638093Would be based, because those bitches would finally have some good taste.
>>56625136Nah.You gay though.
>>56625019DRAW THIS MAN RAPING A WOMAN RIGHT NOW
>>56625079bet you said the same thing about volo
>>56625019DRAW THIS MAN CONSENSUALLY MAKING LOVE TO A WOMAN RIGHT NOW
I just want to be pregnant with eggs and squeeze them out one by one...
>>56630254hot
>>56638374Cyndaquill Baby Factory.
>>56625019DRAW THIS MAN RAPING ANDROID 18 RIGHT NOW
>>56636699Well women have been graped for centuries, can you blame them?Its in their genes at this point.
>>56638257Good taste
>>56625019Ew, please don't use your human form, Typhlosion...
>>56635836"moid" here, how the fuck can you tell? most pokefuckers sound the same to me
>>56638473>She'd rather everyone see her with her husband's true form so everyone knows she's fucking a TyphlosionShameless.
>>56638518She can't
>>56638518Kieran bitches are stupid, nothing new.
>>56638093There are some well hidden degenerate tumblr accounts that feature written pokephilia, so the human form wouldn't even be necessary in some cases.
>>56638768>There's still not many stories written of women fucking Typhlosion Come on already.
>>5663718890% of eroge and otoge rape is the woman saying they don't want to be raped, happening to enjoy it and the man turns out to be the perfect partner who somehow knows exactly what she wants. This is just a result of tons of women in real life feeling like they're not allowed to enjoy sex or feel ashamed of expressing sexual desire. I mean, you already have those old fart puritans telling girls they must preserve their chastity until marriage, so thinking about sex is bad. But now there's also the modern radical feminist movement which seems to push this idea that women are inherently less sexual than men, so wanting to have sex must be because they're a victim of patriarchy, instead of just normal hormones that they should be allowed to talk about.Bodice ripper novels and non-con fiction are just that, a convenient "excuse" that the woman is enjoying sex because it's forced upon her. She doesn't have to "take responsibility" for any degenerate actions on her end because she said "no", so she isn't betraying society's expectations and still gets to indulge in her kinks.
>>56638832It's basically just "rough sex with a hot guy" and not what men assume it is.
>>56638829I'm afraid that the writers will chicken out on this one because of the potential moralfags coming after them through anonymous hate messages, like "you sick fuck how dare you taking this horrible story about a minor getting groomed and raped and turning it into a fapfic!!"
>>56638934Only people moralfagging are actual underages who took the story at face value. Give it some time and more people will realize it's just folklore, and the girl wasn't even underage. Typhlosion did nothing wrong and his reputation was wrongfully tarnished by people who didn't approve of consensual poke-human relationships.
>>56638613Not shameless, proud and loyal>>56638829I'm working on it...
>>56639099>proud and loyalBased, your story better show that sentiment loud and clear. Looking forward to it. Care to share a synopsis?
>>56638832You do have to keep in mind that otome are from and for Japanese women specifically. Enjoying sex as a woman is still a huge taboo there. It's considered shameful and unfeminine to act like you're enjoying it, hence all the "UWAAH IIEEEEE YAMERO~ Noooo d-don't look senpai~!!" shit you see in all erotic Japanese media. In the end, all women just wish to be fucked silly.
>>56637609Shut up nerd
I Want to be viciously raped by this thing RIGHT NOW!!!
>>56640041Kris...
>>56625019hes super cute but i would love his typhlosion form even moreitd feel so wrong but like grabbing and clawing at his fur and stuff and kissing him w/ his long tongue itd be so gooooddi bet hes a great lover
>>56640157So warm and cuddly for winter. He'd warm you right up laying on top of you and slowly thrusting into you.
>>56640157Why would it feel wrong?
>>56640157>kissing him w/ his long tongueYou get it
No but imagine it gets so cold in the cave you end up sleeping nestled into his fur with him curled up around youAnd he also lets his neck flames simmer since it's extra cold so there's this faint, otherworldly purple glow in the cave while you doze off in your pokehusband's comfy grasp
>>56625019this man shits on the floorI will NOT be seduced!
>>56640225Exactly, how is his human form supposed to compete in terms of warmth and cuddliness?
>>56633028I read this entirely for the girl with the snake god boyfriend
>>56640225EXACTLYY hed be like a big fluffy warm blanket and we could kiss and cuddle and do kinky stuff in the long cold nights..i wonder what his thing is shaped like and how long it isthe slow thrusting sounds so cute and emotional i LOVE that esp if we kissed at the same time his tongue wrapping round mine and down my throat a little while he cums hnn >>56640252cause hes an animal and im a human and its like not allowed for me to kiss him and have sex w/ him and love him,, so i think id be rly ashamed at first but if it was just us for the rest of our lives i wouldnt need to worry abt that after a while
>>56640157He was definitely plapping that girl in his pokemon form in that story, because he always asked her to never look at his face in the morning.
>>56640426yea i think sohe didnt need to say that tho hes beautiful
>>56640157you get it.................
>>56640372>Typhlosion on top of you, really pushing down on you, while his tongue is forcing his way down your mouthAlso source?
>>56625079This is why there's an epidemic of straight incels
>>56640543They really have no clue what women actually like because of manosphere grifters and their deranged propaganda
>>56640318I love him
>>56639099p... personally i"d like a reader x typhlosion where the reader is the girl in the story and she gets plapped by both human and typh forms
>>56640600ive been looking in ao3 and theres NOTHING i wish i was good at writing......
>>56640532suffocating me w/ his love <3acc makes me so excited i need him so bad its v cold herealso here!! https://files.catbox.moe/gweurd.png>>56640600me too..like a diary or smthn..i cant write i hope someone makes one.. >>56640318EXACTLYY
>>56640687Thank you, but now you're gonna have to drop a source for that one too, Jesus, this is good stuff. The leaks have unironically been such a blessing for this board.
>>56638518Look at all the obvious self-inserting maledom and compare it to how this >>56640157 person is obviously larping as a girl.
>>56635836>kieran shotapedo refuses to acknowledge her fellow women can be furry degeneratesYou are so fucking dumb
I'm literally Hisuian Typhlosion.
>>56640814it was 75 male tranny/25 female degenerate. With 12% of that 25 being pooners.
>>56640827SEX NOW
>>56640734https://files.catbox.moe/2agik9.jpeg !!and yea i was just kinda watching it happen at first but its nice to be open abt my weird thoughts and not get judged for it u know a least other ppl agree w/ me,,
>>56640846You're so, so, so fucking dumb and you've spent so long in shota coomer circles you've forgotten what the rest of us are like
>>56638518Women are more emotional and focus on connection and subtle power play dynamics, see >>56640318 which is obviously a womanMen just want to fuck and either imagine themselves as the dominant or the submissive with no additional depth, see again >>56640157
>>56640867I'm not a kieran fag, I've always preferred Pokemon. I find the human characters to be pretty ugly
>>56638832Japan has always been pretty open with sex so it must just be a women thing.And can you blame them? How DO you make rape look like a good thing?
>>56640870There is nothing more male then accusing female posters of being larpers or trannies, it's the most male thing of all
>>56625079Musclefags are delusional
>>56640863It's always fun to see women be absolute horny degenerates, especially when it's about something based like this.
>>56640926true but SOMEONE needs to remind the trannies that theyll never be women since apparently looking in the mirror isnt enough of a reminder
I was in THAT thread and I dont like where this one is going
is there really such a community of honest to god females who want to have romantic relations with pokemon that are also anti tranny?can I join?
>>56640967i wish there was a community like that. i'm sick of troons shoving their way into my fucking space just leave me alone I WANT POKEMON DICK NOT SHRIVELED ESTROGEN DICK god damn
>>56625079>
>>56640967>t. troon that wants to invade womens spaces
>>56640990I hope you and I find each other somehow, one day. So we can talk about which Pokemon would be the best husband
>All this tranny schreech Yup sharty is in the thread no pokemon to be found
Gonna be honest hereI have a penis
i would also v much like to be carried around on a machamps shoulders so i can see what its like to be tall if thats ok,,what do u thinkand gripped tightly by his big hands which can fit both of mine in his palm.. >>56640967there r a few of us i think but i dont rly hate trannies i just am scared of them>>56640944i understand gardevoir lovers now.......
>>56641010check name for disc tag
>>56635875>Kieran That's allister dressed up as kieran retard
this is me and my husband this afternoon having a nap
>>56641066>>56640967didn't go through properly
>>56641053How short are you?
>>56640318need him to tell me everything will be ok
Typhlosion needs to brand all these sluts.
>>56641111no idea desu i havent measured i think like 5ft 1 or 2?
>>56641053>Cheating on Typhlosion
>>56641205no i would never...just once before i give myself to typhlosion.......
>>56641176why would he do that to us? he loves us and we love him <3
>>56641176why,,
>>56641219You really think he'd let you?>>56641231>>56641248Proof of ownership.
>>56641176>>56641231>>56641248out of love
>>56641259the proof is that we stay by his side <3
>>56641259>You really think he'd let you?no... <3>>56641260i mean if he wanted to burn a little mark into my body or smthn that would b ok ig if thats what u mean,,
>>56641367little or not makes no difference marking his property and then nestling up together afterward
>>56641269You need to show a little more dedication.>>56641367See, you understand. Ready to fully give herself up to the superior Pokemon and his whims.
>>56641519i get infections easily anoni dont want to have to delay getting railed by daddy typhlosion because my ass is rotting off from a brand
>>56641519me too
>>56641563>Doesn't trust him enough>Doesn't know about the magic berriesThe delay's gonna happen anyway with how much these other girls are running circles around you, anon.>>56641578You sound mind broken, in a good way.
>>56641631well if the berries are magic that's another story and count me in. be gentle
>>56641631being able to make you forget about ur previous life just to be his wife...cuddling in his murrow while its raining outside, feeling his warmth...he needs to be real NOW
>>56641631what gave it away
>>56641498ugh i need a typhlosion hubby to cuddle w/ in his warmth and gently cry into his chest from how much his brand hurt me while he strokes my hair and wipes away my tears and kisses it betteri need it so badly,,,i feel so cold tonight i want to forget abt everything and be w/ him>>56641706u understand me,.,
>>56641666>be gentleThe perfect opportunity for branding is while fucking, during orgasm.>>56641706>>56641749>Willing to forget everything and give it all up just so that he makes you his The natural order of things.>>56641743Barely coherent replies.
>>56641799count me very very in. being bloated with cum is a good distraction from a brand
>>56641799ah , that obvious
>>56641749i understand... one day we'll get our typhlosion husband pleasei dont want to go to uni anymore i just need to be with him
>>56641183Damn youre tiny actual typhlosion onahole size
It's funny to me that degenerate guys are taking advantage of this by ERPing as Typhlosion to try and get close to women, a tactic just like the actual story.
>>56641825And you'll be branded and claimed in two ways. With a physical mark and his child.>>56641826Very. Anymore thoughts you can scrape from that almost empty head of yours?
>>56641903sometimes we just gotta give in to our own variant of coom, anon.>>56641905oh thank god.
>>56641905barley
>>56625079Anon... you know that women SPECIFICALLY PREFER handsome pretty boys, right?? They love bishies and twinks; this is well documented across centuries of history and media. They want cute princes in shining armor, and other men like muscular dudes or rich edgelords are only for them to exploit
>>56641903i almost forgot how mentally ill i am thanks for reminding me
>>56641840i hope so,,im gonna have rly nice dreams tonight abt my hubby and then wake up sad lol,,uni was too hard and ppl expect too much of me in my job now its not right,,>>56641888godd what if he could hold me up off the ground and use me..>>56641903im choosing to believe these guys r my hubby trying to reach me from another world bc it makes me feel happy
>>56641920There's someone else you should be thanking, especially after you've been given purpose.>>56641939Really? Even with all the competition around? Surely you can try harder for his sake.
>>56625079My prettyboy twink bf gets hit on by women all the time. Women love cute faggots almost as much as he loves making them seethe.
>>56642037>from another worldYeah, India or SEA, homes of the most desperate and pathetic ERP addicts out there
>>56625178>am a woman>like none of theseIs it more accurate to say those are the tastes of Japanese/western women?
>>56642049love in typhlosion's harem is supporting him AND one another anon. let her be mindbroken>>56642037i think he would be really proud of you for doing your best out there in the world. that is what the husband wants
>>56642087western woman here, they arent my type either. i'm not sure whose type they are
>>56625079Women are the ones attracted to fag-looking menActual faggots are attracted to muscular manly dudes
>>56642049wouldnt not thinking be better
>>56642124>>56642092It's what lonely men and especially twitterinas tell themselves women like. Same people that say a regular semi-muscular guy is only liked by gay men.
I just love the idea of being claimed and owned wholly and utterly, a handsome Typhlosion being obsessed with me and kidnapping me, unable to resist and giving into his urges to use my body every time he sees me and only me... yeah..... it's good
>>56642155so delusional people say peoples' tastes aren't varied. Got it.
>>56642037wishing u luck out there fellow himejoshi... we're gonna make it to the pokemon world and forget about this one i promise
>>56642160>a handsome Typhlosion being obsessed with me and kidnapping meHe wasn't obesessed with youHe just found you looking at his shit by chance and decided to make you a temporary sex slave cause why notHe already impreganted dozens of human women that way
keeping this name in case people itt wanna add me on discord>>56642160you and me both. it would be a good escape from clown world
This thread got very sad all of a suddenAre girls really this lonely?
I look like typhlosion
>>56642234Sorry angry cuckboy, Typhlosions are a species and not a "he". There is one for every girl, as nature intended
>>56642208thank uuu
>>56642242Girls are just as lonely as guys, we just express it differently.
>>56640543KEK
>>56642242yeah. been a shitty 5 years anon
>>56642265Human men are so pathetic they can't even grasp the love of a yandere typhlosion that wanted to kill ur dad but changed his mind after you said it would make you sad. And then later coming to pick up your cyndaquil kid and you through that fire ritual.
>>56642242sorry life is just rough sometimes
>>56642187You'd surprised how many people online suddenly assume I'm trans or actually get weirdly incensed to the point of going on a meltdown whenever I tell them what men I want to fuck because it isn't a shota, bishonen or a mentally ill old man. All over nothing.
>>56642326Typhlosionfujos just GET it
>>56642326wait what if thats how hisuian typhlosion came about?like before that it was a normal typhlosion and after the fire ritual thing was the hisuian variant?
typhlosion soft tumny pudgy warm
>>56642360>fujowrong word
>>56642326>wanted to kill ur dad but changed his mindThats pure fucking cope, the dad speared that obese badger through the throat and was also the swordmaster who taught the octillery kid how to use the sharpedo sword
>>56639944This is your brain on reddit
>>56642242less lonely more mindbroken
>>56625019I just heard about this part of the leak and I'm beyond fucking amused, this is gold and the memes are top shelf. more please
>>56642367I like that idea a lot>>56642375Okay, we are yumejoshi to use the scientific term
>>56625019I can't get into the design because he looks like an early 00s disney male. Like some shit out of Brother Bear or Mulan
>>56642390What? That's literally a fact dumbass. Japaness women are expected to act demure.
>>56633082You are literally on the website that is the birthplace of a billion antiwoman rape and cuckoldry incel copypastas
>>56642432yumejoshi uniteand since he came back as a hisuian typhlosion, the couple is reunited and lives on!
>>56633082Typlosion is a good lover who cuddles the girl and feeds her delicious food and keeps her warm and gives her a baby and is canonically very handsome
>>56638832Have you considered that cnc is like many things, a fetish? And not just about societal oppression?Just like how a daddy kink can be a fetish in absence of having daddy issues?
if u had to choose between ur father and ur life back home or ur typhlosion hubby, which would u choose,,would u kill ur own father to keep ur life w/ typhlosion
>>56642497Have you considered how every single typhlosion poster ITT very clearly has issues
I want to be cuddled by Typhlosion and be dependent on the warmth from his soft fur and flames in the chilly Hisuian nights
>>56642526Sauce.
>>56642526instantly
>>56642497>>56642538Nigga it's 4chanEveryone here has issues
>>56634018It could also be the real situation being that she came back pregnant, and that the villagers were harassing her for being pregnant out of wedlock with a rapebaby, as people used to do in small ignorant communities.Then she probably fled with a pelt after she gave birth
>>56642544u get it
>>56642569Oh noNot meI never lost control
I don't have what it takes to RP as a typhlosion.Women, GG. You win.
>>56642618never, anon? you ARE here after all
>>56642605feeling his paws press into my shoulder blades while I nuzzzle into his fur all with the aftertaste of the foraged berries in my mouth. Heavenly.
>>56642643Watch this:Gyanoon! Gyanoon!
>>56642676need
time for bed im gonna try and dream lots abt hubby and write down my dreams when i wake up if i remember them..thank u other yumes for making me not feel as weird abt my feelings i hope we get our typhlosion hubby soon..it was nice to talk to u!!i wonder if there will be a thread in the future to talk abt pokemon love>>56642560https://files.catbox.moe/8or7ib.jpg
>>56642688Eurosis...
>>56642688goodnight fellow hubby typhlosion lover sleep tight~
The Typhlosion craze has been so based. Literally basically the one Pokemon I relate to (for good reason) and it's the one that gets all this God tier content and more to come. Feels good to be a Typhlosion Chad, hope to see all of this sustained on the board.
>>56642688sleep well fellow femanon
>>56642688gnight himesis please take care!! ill be hoping for our happiness
>>56642688goodnight friend, sleep well!!!
>>56625019So like is the human form an illusion? Or can he actually shapeshift? Also good night to everyone who goes to sleep~
>>56642676He's so good to his wife and kid...
>>56642662[Spoiler]Those were what I thought were the lyrics from the David Bowie song (cant fucking believe its "who knows" instead of oh no), Im as fucked as they come[/Spoiler]
>>56642683Nahhhh that's not it.They want something I can never provide and I dare not try to write about; I will get it wrong.Guess there's some kinks that are just only viable for one group.
>>56642809i always forget theyre not capital s' time to kill myself
>>56642811Gyanoon!*shits on the forest ground so the girls know he's around
Typhlosion is 5 feet tall and has short arms, so he's built for mating presses
>>56642802Imagine him being bored in the middle of the night and dragging his long tongue down your cheeks fully aware of the way it warmly prickles human skin, stirring you awake from your soft dreams
>>56642802Hehe my cyndaquil baby, so cute. I always thought the evo line was kinda dumb for the first to be a porcupine with fire but but then it moves to his head at quilava and finally becoming some unrelated badger thing with fire mane tacked on? Like they didnt know what to do after the pyrocupine idea. At least the hisuian form redeemed it
Hey girls, did you know that in terms of male Pokémon and female human breeding, Typhlosion is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Typhlosion are an average of 5”07’ tall and 175.3 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able to handle human pussy, and with their impressive Base Stats for Special Attack and access to Eruption, they can be rough with you.>Captcha: GA000
girls.........the full image...https://files.catbox.moe/wig7k5.jpg>>56642725
This is our baby
>>56642927oh that's really cute though
>>56642643You're really giving up that easily? Without even trying?
>>56642971Typhlosion fucking Marina in front of Jimmy and Vincent.
>>56642955ah... this is too romantic... i want to see him make that face too.... doki
>>56642955Based, not sure why the reply to me, but thanks. Full image is fucking based.
>>56642955needddd
>>56642987>Jimmy fucking Typloshion in front of Marina
So this is where all the menhera women gather?
>>56643029Sorry, Typhlosion is superstraight, Feraligatr will do it though
>>56642959What's the IV spread?
>>56642959he's so cute i love him
>>56642960He's a good hubby this was never in doubt. What he's really after is the touch of human lips on his own, your small human tongue wrapped endlessly by his. Of course if you don't cooperate he knows he can just take it, you're not here because he was gentle after all. It's simply more fun when you give it willingly~
what went wrong in my sexual development that i find this more attractive than having sex with an actual male...
>>56643037Kiki thread is two blocks down
>>56642955did this with my giant pillow but its not the same... it needs to be him
>>56643084Based Blast.
>>56643029>Marina fucking Jimmy behind Typloshion
>>5664306444 HP/12 Def/200 SpA/236 SpeHe was born knowing Eruption just like his daddy!
>>56643083men will fuck anything that moves and don't have emotions. being chosen by a powerful and handsome monster that will protect you is meaningful
>Dawn's Typhlosion only knows EruptionYou just know.
Typhlosion General when?
>>56643181right now
>>56643141>men will fuck anything that movesanon we're all talking about fucking fictional monsters here
>>56643145>choice scarfArceus rewarded her (canonically the reincarnation of its daughter Palkia who birthed so many legendaries) by sending her back in time to Hisui to be with Typlosion all over again.
>>56643076the best hubbys are a little assertive. even after he's reborn as a hisuian variant i'm sure he'll take good care of me- maybe we'll make more children
Fanfic status?
Need more art of typh wife or anything to do with the actual story in the leak
>>56643060Why is Feraligatr built like that?
>>56643233Of course! Our Typhlosion hubbies know what's best for us! They love us so much how could we not love them back with all our heart?
>>56643348>Feraligatr is made for the gay men>Typhlosion is made for all heterosexuals
I hope you're all aware this pokemon will never ever be allowed back in any future installments (where they can exclude it) after how much it's been meme'd.
...Forgive me for the spoonfeed but where would one find tasteful Pokemon x human art/doujins?
>>56643402I guarantee big corpo does not care
>>56643411good question, let me know if you find any male serperior x female trainer that doesn't have vore or hypno
>>56643402That's fine, more for us
>>56643402Typhlosion really became the next Kadabra/Porygon
>>56643402hypno has been allowed in games despite the stigma. if anything im expecting typhlosion merch sales to boom
>>56643547The silent majority of awkward women want Typhlosion plushies to sleep with now
>>56643547Hypno didn't have an official rapefic
>>56643547The hypno stigma was intentionally put there by Game Freak themselves, like that's not even the result of fan shit or leaked documents never meant to see the light of day, hypno just steals kids.
>>56643473Porygon has only been excluded from the anime (unjustly so, but that's besides the point) and even got two evolutions. Kadabra recently got cards as well, and that situation only happened because Nintendo got sued.
I want to see women fucked stupid by Typhlosion while they moan out for him.
The real winners of the leak are coomer women
>>56643402I wish him good luck in his job interview o7
>>56638832>you already have those old fart puritans telling girls they must preserve their chastity until marriage, so thinking about sex is bad.You might have had a point 30-40 years ago, but I don't think anyone actually gives ear to people like this anymore considering they have basically no power in modern society
>>56643640
>>56643713Where's the noise.
>>56643713NEEEEEED NEEEED NEEEEEEED I need to feel handfuls of Typhlosion fur while he assertively presses his paws into my back
>>56643790https://files.catbox.moe/rf75oy.png
>>56643857I meant from the posters here.
>Cuddling in the cold cave with Typhlosion>He always keeps you perfectly warm>As you grow closer, he learns to adjust his ambient temperature to suit you perfectly>As a fire type he cooks his food too; you're treated to roasted staravia legs with crackling fat, medium rare cuts of stantler, hot grilled magikarp, all chased down with chilled juicy berries>he feeds you plenty because he knows that after your lovemaking last night you're eating for two
Once we hit page nine, we should make a new thread.
>>56643921ideal life...
where the white women at?
>>56643644First they double down on the fujo/yume pandering in recent games and now this. Feels fucking good to be a female degen Pokémon fan.
