Can I get all the femanons in here to hornypost about about Typhlosion? I've read some of the hottest shit here about how girls want to get raped and impregnated and have his babies. But its spread across like 14 different threads. It's hard to keep track.Tell me all about how you're schlicking and cumming to the thought of Typhlosion pinning you down and making you his property.
>>56627913Hisuian Typhlosion looks like he would be my abusive boyfriend who puts his cigarettes out on me when I misbehave
Dunno what else e to say, I just think he'd make a great father to my children?
>>56627913This posts reeks... err at least more than the rest of the current pokefucker threads
>>56627913Seconding.
>>56627952Fuck, that's hot. He'd try to clutch onto your arm digging his claws into you for trying to move
>>56627913Please please please don't do this to me I just wanted to rest after rubbing it all day
silly anon there are no women on 4chan
>>56627913>femanonsthis board is for faggots only
No females have posted or will post in this thread.
>>56628041No, Typhlosion demands more.
>>56627913you will never be a real woman
Keep at it, Anon. Maybe one day you'll meet a real girl, just like Typhlosion did.
I would never have left him, I'd love to be his wife til the end of the world. I.m sorry but I am not horned up much right now, came awhile ago and I need to recharge
>>56628046there are but they're all too busy fucking typhlosion
>>56628041Don't be selfish. Your fuzzy poke boyfriend still has more cum in his balls to give you. You need to satisfy him and and drain every drop out into your womb.
>>56628150This.
Stop encouraging them, they are mentally ill and need to get off this board.
Extremely gross thread
>>56628261Mentally ill horny women belong on this board.
>>56628261>>56628283Zoomer puritans need to go back to r/Pokemon
>>56628211If he came near me with an erect cock my instincts would take control and I'd be onn my hands and knees presenting myself in the doggy style position. I'd love to mate with him. I want him to knot my womb so badly, I want him please please fuck me already
>>56628316Begging online ""women"" to schlick it is really scrapping the barrel, how much lower can you get.
I am wet from reading this thread...
>>56628366>how much lower can you getWhat website do you think you're on? This IS the bottom of the barrel
>>56628406Op is taking advantage of the sick girls in this board. Awful tactics
>>56628387Elaborate.
Shoved against a coarse, bristly body, thick-muscled and white-hot, anything to feel the fucking dread of his cockhead trying to line up and keep me in position. Anything to be slicked by his weeping tip readying and opening my own wetness, stimulating me against my will and keeping my wrists well in place with his claws. The struggle when he starts pushing himself inside me, growling against my body as he forces my body to accept him, and the delicious, delicious bliss I don’t want to feel in the pit of my stomach when his burning cock finally stretches me to the hilt.
>>56628449
>>56628457My panties are soaked and there's juice running down my legs because of the weird thoughts my mind has been brewing...I have been reading the lore several times and I wish that girl was me. I want to stay with typhlosion and get raped ;///; humping my pillow right now, dunno how to clean it up
>My dick is dead from so much fapping>I keep seeing things I would fap furiously toI am fucked.
Imagine a group of Typhlosions ravaging you. Fucking you in every hole and having your soft, dainty little hands grabbing and stroking their hardness and feeling the priecum dribble out of their stiff cocks. Each one of them taking a turn cumming inside you so you'll never know who the father is. Your pussy has a waterfall of cum leaking out afterwards.
>>56628507What exactly are these "weird thoughts"?
>>56628515ZAMN
>>56628366Faggot
>>56628366Bad place to comment on something like this.
>>56628515Cyndaquill Factory.
>>56628507Do you want it to shove its jaws around your neck, enough to sting, but not enough to hurt you, as long as you don’t struggle enough to stop him slowly pushing inside you? His tapered, beastly, redhot tip is nestling your folds, his breaths are hot and rapid, his fur is prickly, but soft underneath, threatening to stretch your walls around him. He keeps adjusting, and adjusting, impatient to shove himself inside you at the perfect angle. Will you stop squirming and allow him to mate you proper?
>>56627913I wouldn't have left him>Comfy life with cute husband that brings you food and lets you have children with him, no responsibilities at all other than get enough firewood to keep yourself warm (not that you can't hug your husband anyways)>Can never be unfaithful to you because you're both deep in the middle of nowhere>Get to see the beautiful forest scenery every day without any human scum and never have to partake in society again>The only things you're asked for is to not leave him and for you to love him as much as he does
Not enough about Typhlosion kissing women.
Imagine being forced to cuddle closer to him in the cold cave. Imagine as he drifts to sleep and his flames dim snuggling closer, until eventually only his member is hot enough to keep you
>>56628568>Can never be unfaithful to you because you're both deep in the middle of nowhereI want a faithful pokemon partner as much as you do, but Typhlosion can still fuck other pokemon. He chooses not to because he loves (you).
>>56627913Idunno, I've always found Typhlosion to be kind of lame. Totodile and Feraligatr have always been my goto starters. I just don't imagine Typhlosion as very hot.
>>56628633Human pussy is just too good.
>>56628645Fire starters have always been my go to. I even got a shiny cyndaquill back in one SS playthru
>>56628567I would stop squirming and spread myself wide so he can enter and mate with me properly. it would hurt a little as he thrusts into my tiny cunt but I am giving myself up for him, I want his warm cock and I love it so much despite him stretching me!
>>56628685I think I've always preferred water starters on my end. Greninja is actually my favorite Pokemon afterall. The only time I can remember picking fire starters is B&W and Red. Really every Kanto game I go with Charmander. I suppose I am more just water adjacent.
Please fuck me Please fuck me Please fuck me Please fuck me Please fuck me Please fuck me
>>56627913>he thinks its women posting
>>56627952You can tell this person is an actual woman
>>56628693He’s going to give you a little growl of relief when he’s all lined up to plunge into your core, pressing and pressing until your body opens up, and starts fucking you in earnest. It hurts, but his cock is so perfect, kneading your twitchy walls and slicking you with this hot pre. He’ll growl and huff against your neck, despite breeding being his biological purpose, it’s almost like he wants to savor you.
>>56628718>This is what he reduces women to
Sorry, but I'm loyal to the dengo. He's an excellent provider.
>>56627913Was never a fan of him until I read the lore. I've only liked pokemen and I think those are the best but reading that made something in my brain click. Typhlosion is kinda handsome and the way he kept her was hot...the story changed my views on him
Not a single woman in this thread
>Reports of many female trainers suddenly having a Typhlosion on their teams
>>56628841I'm thinking about playing HeartGold just so I can have one. I chose Totodile when I played SoulSilver.
>>56628841Ngl I'm unironically considering setting up an emulator to play through Legends Arceus
>>56628866Well, you gotta make up for your initial mistake...
>>56628888Based.
>>56628633>SpoilerGod I love him sm
>>56628866Totodile is always the right choice
>>56628752Oh my god yes, his cock is all I want and desire! I don't think i could hold it in me anymore and just whimper and moan like a bitch in need. The noises we'd make would echo throughout the whole cave. It feels so good but he is stretching me like a toy, it hurts. I want him so badly to fill me up, please make me a mother please please I can't hold it any longer, fuck me typhlosion
>>56628888Think I will do the same
Weird trend of all these girls finding Cyndaquill cute all of a sudden, I wonder why...
Plap plap plap
>>56628964Growling and clawing for you as he rips your moans out of your chest, shoving his throbbing length into you, the fire on his back is burning, and he drools into your neck. He’s going to fill you with thick seed and keep you plugged, his best chance at pumping you full of his young. Keep crying for him rubbing and slamming right where you need him most, getting ready to crush you into the ground and shoot his heat until you’re in tears.
>>56629025How does he do it?
>>56627913I waited 10 years to post this image
>>56629120Kino and canon.
>>56628718Shame. He's already taken your fragile mind.
>>56628917Artist? Or is this sloppa?
I get knotted by my dog, like most other women, so yeahI'm trans btw
>>56629181dunno, I got it off twitter, let me fetch it
>>56629181https://x.com/Schuler_Illustr
>>56629217>Average /vp/ femanon
>>56627913i mean it feels good being able to write about female pokephilia without having to hide. its freeing desu.i truly do believe that pokemon human relations are pure as snow no matter if youre a man or a woman. i get giggly at the thought of exploring their bodies with my touch. just imagine touching something that doesnt even exist. grabbing the shapes of his ears. the texture of his skin or fur under my fingers. tracing the line separating the dark from bright on his body. what is his fire like?? i imagine it would feel like a warm heater and that it wouldnt burn you at all. something so fantastical and magical. simply out of this world. its simply hot. combine it with his dominant and primal desires and its the perfect man. i want him to shove his 3 toed poke foot on my face as a punishment for running away or not being submissive enough. the drug and hypno aspect of losing your mind in ecstasy while being fucked and groomed by him is just so fucking p e a k. imagine him putting a collar on you during the drugged out wife training session and becoming his drooling silly little forever pet. imagine him smelling your sweaty body and not being able to hold back his erection anymore because he can feel the pheromones throbbing through his veins. imagine him stroking your pregnant belly while assuring you that youll be a perfect mother. imagine him holding you while youre trying to give birth and hearing him praise you for doing such a good job. imagine him struggling to hold back his cum as hes swearing and pounding you senseless with his fingers shoved into your mouth. just imagine. like truly imagine being free in the soul of your pokephile heart. >>56627952ugh this
>>56629088Please please cum inside me, typhlosion I can't hold it longer! The heat is making me sweat and pant like a dog. My womb is throbbing and my voice can only go so high. I digging my fingers into your hands as your thrusting intensity increases. My back lowers while also raising my butt for more easy access. I am cumming again, fuck! It hurts
>>56629280Holy fuck, more.
>soul thread turned into cringe erp every time
Typhlosion's aftercare game is next level. His hugs take you to the spirit realm.
RAPE ME!!!!!! IMPREGNATE ME!!!!!
>>56629280>imagine him putting a collar on you during the drugged out wife training session and becoming his drooling silly little forever pet. imagine him smelling your sweaty body and not being able to hold back his erection anymore because he can feel the pheromones throbbing through his veins. imagine him stroking your pregnant belly while assuring you that youll be a perfect mother. imagine him holding you while youre trying to give birth and hearing him praise you for doing such a good job. imagine him struggling to hold back his cum as hes swearing and pounding you senseless with his fingers shoved into your mouthI don't have to imagine, because that's what I do with my wife. You just described my marriage. Also +1 for tastet. yphlosion
>>56629349We need an animated female trainer in this style for maximum... uh... humor. Yeah, humor. Romhack sprite artists do your thing.
>>56629280Ohmygof yeessd I want this!! Please I need this so badly
>>56629280I think one aspect that's especially hot is the juxtaposition of "Pokemon trainer" and "Pokemon". Despite your roles, he's your master, the one truly in control.
>a entire thread of men pretending to be womenI don't get it
>>56629324What did you expect when the OP was clearly fishing for wank fodder?
>>56629280>>56628459>>56628567you all have such beautiful minds and I wish all of you would start writing 10000 more pages of Typhlosion rape fanfiction. godbless. big love
>>56629501This! You guy need to team up (don't fuck each other) and make some content for us to masturbate to
>>56629501This.
>>56629491Oh you mean trannies
>>56629562To be fair,approximately 15% of the adult pokemon fanbase are troons
Art of female trainers pregnant with Cyndaquills and sporting Typhlosion tattoos when?
>>56629929kill yourself.
>>56629929Does this count? I am sure more will be made in the future
>>56629280You are schizophrenic anon, God bless you
Not a single one of you is a female and if by random chance there is one she probably has vaginismus and couldnt even fit 1/10 of a typhlodick
>>56627913Been masturbating all day and my clit is hurting like hell...time to sleep away the pain...wish a typhlosion would hold me and love me ;^;
>>56630211Jealous because you can't give birth to beautiful Cyndaquil babies?
>>56630211Sorry that you'll never be impregnated by a typhlosion anon, maybe in the next life you'll get ovaries ;9
>>56627952A real woman>>56628507Not a real woman
>>56630232Women don't talk like that incel
>>56630347Don't give them attention, they're a new wave of newbies
>>56627913Honestly I do think he can be hot. Loved him and drew him since long before the leaked story was shown.
>>56630435You draw like youre fat
>>56630435>looks nothing like TyphlosionWhat's the point
>>56630435cute I really like him and Sneasler, they both look like they'd be sleazy. and cruel.
>>56630435It's gorgeous >>56630447>>56630448Why so mean?
>>56630481It looks nothing like a Typhlosion
Gatr Won
>>56630456>>56630481Gosh, thank you both.
Typhlosion!Loving Typhlosion whether he’s in his human guise or his real form!Kissing Typhlosion and rubbing his head before he leaves the cave to go out into the forest!Surprising Typhlosion by having him come home to baskets full of berries for us to eat together!Typhlosion pinning me down, letting his instincts and borderline abusively raping me until i’m a bruised mewling mess with a stomach bulging full of cum while he growls about how i’m his precious wife!Bathing with Typhlosion in the nearby lake as he licks my cuts and bruises while thanking me for staying by his side!Tiredly whispering promises to Typhlosion that I’m happy with him and never want to be apart!Having lots of Cyndaquil and Human babies with Typhlosion!Typhlosion!
>>56630495I picked gatr when I played SS and don't understand why. Typhlosion memes aside it really is the cutest out of the 3.
>>56630351>>56630358,^, unfortunately I am cis femcel sorry. Was a little heated up awhile ago but I am co ol now!
>>56630481Thats just what I imagine how a fat person would draw like
>>56630512So who's the better Pokemon?
I'm not a woman but female human x male pokemon is hot, just like the other way around.
>>56630503Keep up the good work man!! Don't listen to the tourists your work is adorable
>>56630520>cisYou're a man
>>56630538Typhlosion of course
>>56630542It's the best of both worlds
>>56630562Say it more proudly if you truly mean it.
>>56630520Don't feed the trolls, leave them be
>>56630495Based and Truthpilled, never like the fire eclair
Need more cute handsome pictures for my folder, please fanarts to geek over and kiss!aah
>>56630592TYPHLOSION!well if I'm being honest Quilava is the cutest out of his evo line
>>56630673We've got our first Quilava fucker of the day.
i dont like typhlosion much but i would like to marry and live w/ machamp and have his kids if u replaced typhlosion w/ him id be on boardheres my human hubby and my pokehubby
not a femanon just want to share this pic here
>>56630723Can't believe you found a picture of all the Typhlosion yumejos.
>>56630723cutee
>>56630723KANON NO!!!!!! YOUR IDOL CAREER...
gay sex with typhlosion
>>56630723Literally me
This whole leak has been liberating to me in putting away the Pokéfucker denial.I’d always really liked Typhlosion and Ampharos, especially Typhlosion since it was my first starter and I got attached to it even though my other girl Pokémon playing friends all chose Chikorita, but I was really embarrassed to admit that I found him hot as I grew older.This leak and realising I’m not alone in feeling attracted to him has made me finally accept it.
>>56630762(he bottoms)
>>56630775Join us at /trash/ sis
>>56630775Well, get it all out of your system after bottling it in for so long then.
>>56630775It's good that you're letting go and accepting. There's nothing to be ashamed of, we all have a character we like a little more.
>>56630791Don't go there. That place stinks and it'll ruin your brain. Pure coomerhole
>>56629369based as fuck. >>56628866oh yeah ive been thinking about getting one as well. theres not that much you can do with it though which is a shame. there should be more romhacks where you can marry them or something.>>56629460its interesting isnt it? for me its not difficult to think how a monster with strong physical powers could protect its human and be the dominant one. >>56629501>>56629541i mean honestly im totally open to help on projects or at least make some more silly doodles. im trying to write and draw but itll be my personal autism project because pokemon is very c&d happy.>>56630179just very autistic. thanks friend.
>>56630520Another cis femcel here, hope you're having a good one. Don't let the retards on this board get to you.
>>56630803I mean generally men will be seen as the more dominant one. Nothing better than getting a bitch to submit and make her do and take whatever you want.
>>56630812Hey, I knew we were more! Going to bed now, I hope you're doing good too
>>56630812>cisOnly incels pretending to be women talk like that
>>56630358Autistic women do
>>56630105I don't think that counts. When her dad rescued her in the story she was halfway to turning into a Typhlosion.
>>56630831Goodnight !
>>56630834I don't think that's a man.
>>56630802Once you enter /wfag/ in there you can't leave
>>56630520tits or gtfo
>>56630802Don't listen to this nerd, join us.
>>56630834that's a common word?
>>56630907It's a common word, anon is just lacking brain power
>>56630893I took a look and I don’t think it’s for me. Maybe I should hang up my white woman card, but all the dog and horse Pokémon don’t really do it for me. I just like Ampharos and Typhlosion.
>>56630933You don't need more than that, Those two are enough!
>>56630933There's an Ampharos post right there >>>/trash/69989998 You sure you went to the right thread? You could always post content as well. The place is friendly.
>>56630548Why are faggots on this board so afraid of women posting here?
>>56630907>>56630930No one outside of mentally ill men on Twitter use the word cis
>>56630980Insecure about women who they want to fuck also being degenerates who are into things they aren't.
>>56630803>Just very autisticAren't we all?
>>56627913My favorite rapemon
>>56630980Short answer is because women don't play Pokemon, they just buy merchandise and that's itPokemon to them is just another merch brand like Hello Kitty
>>56631035just not even true
>>56631035Have you been diagnosed with retardation?
>>56631035Your short answer is a lie.There are many let's players that are women. She's more likely to be playing Mario, Zelda or pokemon then collecting hello kitty
Stop giving that retard any attention and continue posting typhlosion, do it for hiiiimm
>>56631144>>56631164>>56631177The numbers disagree with youPokemon is the top one franchise for a reasonMost people who buy merchandise are women & children And if a woman does play the games she does it in a cozy / casual wayGeneralizations exist for a reason
>>56631015I know I am
>>56631239I am too
>>56631015I am
>>56630977This is just so much
>>56631211>And if a woman does play the games she does it in a cozy / casual wayWho the fuck play fucking pokemon in competitive way?
>>56628888>>56628916>>56628976https://www.loverslab.com/topic/183584-pokemon-legends-arceus/At least make sure to do it authentically
>>56631254Handsome! CUTE! RELIABLE MAN AND HUSBAND!!!!
>>56631239>>56631246>>56631254God bless (you) representing
>>56631263His writing style is so stupid, leave the troll be
>>56631263>Who the fuck play fucking pokemon in competitive way?Men.VGC is a sausage fest for a good reason.
>>56631288the guys can have itretard's generalization is right. I am not learning competitive play
tfw no cute lesbian gf to fuck typhlosion with
Typhlosion rapes little children and he gets art and yumejosI rape little children and all I get is an annoying ankle bracelet
>Thinking about making a vn of typhlosion raping a girl in a cave>not good with dialog >not good with coding Fuck meeeee
>>56631329>Dyke breaking TyphlosionNice.
>>56631288>Incineroar and Rillaboom usageEven the pokemon used there makes it a sausage fest
>>56630830i agree. with a monster theres also this sort of exaggeration of traits already present in men like physical superiority or primal lust. just love that power gap.>>56630933you might like the tdm thread more cause the creatures are more cartoony but yeah you just gotta pick out what you enjoy from different places on the web. i feel like you might even enjoy an equine if it was drawn from a more female perspective like the romance manga unicorns arent horny. (catbox cause unicorn idk might trigger a deletion otherwise)https://files.catbox.moe/ux9vw1.jpg
>>56631311Because you don't want to put in effort? Or because you're a shallow fan that never develops true passion?Best discussion on /vp/ is always gameplay related by the way.
>>56631329I am sure one of the girls here would love to be raped with you
>>56631354i can art and code, anon. though i'm a filthy esl.
>>56631348it's because you're not a sexy fire badger
>>56631369Based. More than anything now I want to see women (sexually) mistreated, so your initial post is especially appealing.
>>56631383Thanks anon, but I think I'll just let this idea go
>>56631392Nobody can be as perfect as him
>>56631372i'm too retarded for it /don't care for multiplayerI like to spam moves that seem powerful and ohko everything.and then feed my mons berries or puffs or whatever equivalent for doing a good job
>>56631441>I like to spam moves that seem powerful and ohko everythingare you me??
How big is typhlosions dick and what would it even look like?Cant be that big or the little girl would have bled out
>>56631487Isn't Typhlosion a badger?
>>56631441Based, just spam the same move and never change Pokemon.
>>56631441Do you feed them regardless of hp?
>>56628888Starting my playthru strong
>>56631494Wow, that's...Pretty small ._.
>>56631441>>56631467Do you guys also learn and use the 120 damage moves with 80% accuracy and get surprised every time they miss, because I have a long term problem with that.
>>56631512>>56631266Play with the intended experience bro
>>56631502movespam + offensive moves only + overleveled starter because cba to switch out
>>56631512>malekek
>>56631514Looks average
>>56631487Can't be that big since he's the same size as an young adult
>>56631519yeah me too
>>56631514That looks to be around 10cm.Badgers are around 85cm in body length.Typhlosion is about twice that at 170cm.So if his dick scaled proportionately, that would be around 20cm. Larger than the vast majority of humans.
>>56631510yes because they deserve treats for being good at wiping out a 12yos team of low level mons (I like pokemon amie and refresh)>>56631519it irritates me..
>>56631556>20cm dick on a QuilavaWow
>>56631535This is the way to play, and I'm a guy. That being said, I'm also a hardcore completionist, so once I'm done my casual run I'm going to try and make the most overloaded perfect IV Pokemon I can, and even try to make competitive viable ones even if I don't ever use them. I'm like a mix of casual and tryhard.
>>56631514yeah he's a badger, but how many of you like to imagine him with a knot?
>>56631514>penis boneoh man i just like to forget that those exist. they get a nice cone or a knot from me and i call it a day. maybe some ridges or spikes to be exotic but nah no bone eeeghgh.
>>56631556Not mine, Im exactly 1cm longer get mogged fire rat
>>56631556>BIg taper dick
>>56631535that was me in RSE>pick Torchic everytime and solely use him>only catch other pokemon so I can swim/fly
Typhlosion cock is made to mold trainer pussy for it.
>>56631571I take forever to do anything.. I think it took me 5 years to get around to completing my pokedex in Sun. and that game doesn't even have national dexI like to start shiny hunts and then abandon them when I get bored. I've been trying on-off to get Suicune in SS for like 3 years
>>56631561That's adorable, love that for you.
Typhlosion doesn't like women.He's a proud pedophile so the only thing a woman would do is kill his erection.
>>56631556>He's 170cm>I'm 160cmHe literally is the perfect shape....
>>56631612I hope you get a shiny Suicune one day!
>>56631612Wouldn't say I take that long, but I do take really long to complete stuff because I really take my time with it and also give myself extra shit to do that doesn't even count towards any real completion. Usually it's really stupid meaningless stuff that wastes a lot of time to do, but I'm stubborn as hell and do it anyway. Good luck on getting that shiny Suicune someday.
>>56631639Eusine got one before I did...!!!! I think I'll pick my hunt up again. thank u desu
>>56631556Please please please fuck me rape me NEEEEEDDD
>>56631405sometimes you just gotta show a woman whos boss. especially if she disrespects you but thats the fun of the game. its hot to blow off steam by taking it out on her as well. in fiction you can even go ahead and make scenarios where she gets punished pretty hard but magically recovers. like im a huge fan of the whole drugs thing but normally youd have to think about if thats good for the fetus kek.
>>56631683you're welcome!
>>56631690Dumb sizequeen
>>56631702I miss my ex :(
>>56631698Yeah, that sounds real good right about now. Big fan of the shoving my feet in her face, complete disrespect and letting her know her place.>magically recoversWouldn't that be nice. That being said, honestly not really a drug kind of guy. Brainwashing is more my kind of thing, that or just letting her be fully aware. Either I have complete power or I have complete power and she's completely conscious of it.
>>56631732I miss him too
>Typhlosion is now a pedophilemonBased
>>56631732>>56631789>Typhlosion dumped two women already
Which one would you eat berries with ?
>>56631804>Typhlosion dumps his wives once they're over 18
>>56631732How big was he
>>56631810Can they both live with each other and share me?
>>56631825He was a very tall man, why?
>>56631035>>56631211>>56631288>>56631372>>56630981fucking kill yourself mexican boston kyke. idiot linuxtranny piece of shit. hope a black guy caves your skull in with a tire iron, you burgeoisie fuck
>>56631833this
>>56631855>mentally ill man lashes out after being called out and starts spewing nonsenseKek
>>56628449Kinda based desu
>>56631868>2 underaged wivesGee Typhlosion, isn't one enough already?
>>56631810Eating from their palm like a trained dog
>>56631872palestine will be free, you retarded wetback kyke. keep buying your bagels and lox at whole foods, you zoomer spic.
>>56631852>tallThats not what sizequeen means... but cute
>>56631884Israel will winYou can't even spell the K word right
>>56631902I'm sorry, little autistic. What did you mean?
>>56628718>She is already cockstruckGod bless you
>>56631928They're talking about cock size.
>>56631912furry mtf linux user. dysgenic tranny beaner with a piss kink. a black guy's going to cave in the front of your car with a tire iron and rape you a new asshole. braindead retarded 20-year-old kid.
>>56631884>>56631912Please take your shizo rant to somewhere else, I'm trying to masturbate to this fictional
>>56631928>>56631938Meaning penis, not poultry
>>56631946A winner wouldn't lash out in rage like thisOnly losers do
>>56631581What about frilly dick-petals?
>>56631755i love them as a fic concept cause you can explore letting go of inhibitions/stress or use them to gain power over someone. this is definitely more of a fictional concept to me cause irl you can get liver issues or fuck up your life for real. tfw i dont even like weed which is probably crazy to many people cause its such a normalized thing to do.yeah would be cool to just buy a potion and boom youre healed or you heal just super fast through some magic thing. yup brainwashing is super kino. i prefer it where shes brainwashed but still aware of whats going on. she should know that hes the one pretty much deciding whats gonna happen. doesnt matter if thats about what clothes to wear or if its a lesson that needs to be taught to reinforce their dynamic. maybe even using her as some object to put his feet on while reading a book. i do want them to love each other at the end of the day though. just something where he knows whats best for her.
>>56631938>>56631950Ooh! It was average, just below normal.
>>56631959How it should be
>>56631959I like this comic
>>56631959Is there more?
>>56631581the bone exists because the heart is too small to pump enough blood to guarantee that the erection is strong enough to get past labia and sphincter - at least in animals that have those bonesraccoon hearts are so small, that they entire shaft is a bone so that there is no need for an erection in the first placehumans who have bigger dicks (20cm and more) can suffer to some degree from impotence because their heart is mismatched with their penis
So do female typhlosion go after human males?
>>56632002Yeah.
>>56631852Wait so you think 170cm is tall?
>>56631973>Just below normalSizebros...
>>56631992yeah
>>56631957you deserve rape, paco.
>>56632028She still misses him. Stop focusing so much on dick size. Women don't care much. In fact most prefer an average dick.
>>56632020To me, that's tall but that is because I am a short
>>56632001So typhlosion would have an incredibly soft erection with a thin hard bone in the middle which can easily snap
>>56632048Yeah, nah, it doesn't work like that. It'd be pretty solidt. veterinarian
>>56632028I was with him for 4 years and loved him until the end of our relationship. His dick was perfect as it was
>>56631992>>56632032>>56631985>I can't believe it's been 10 years already
>>56632046You are a cuteIf you moved to the netherlands or scandinavia people would have to watch out not to step on you
>>56631959theyre ok but they dont really do it for me sexually and they remind me a lot of PKs floraverse porn where creatures have flower dicks. maybe it just feels too detached from my mind in a way where i cant imagine how it feels for him. maybe if pokemon were real id learn to appreciate them more.
A pimp named Typhlo.
>>56631969Maybe I'm just a complete narcissist who prefers having power naturally that I don't need to rely on silly things like drugs to put a woman in the exact mental state I want, kek. But I do relate with the real life stuff, I don't particularly care for weed either. >prefer it where shes brainwashed but still awareVery nice. Have her do it enough times, that brainwashing isn't even required. She'll be a good girl on her own and follow the routine, knowing what's required of her. Using her as a footstool is especially based, she should be treated as an object. And once more I agree that this is all better when both have dedicated mind, body and soul to each other. What's the point otherwise if there is no true feeling of dedication for both parties?
>>56632045>>56632070Not what I meant, got talked down from 20cm
>>56632083Thanks anon
>some anons ITT endlessly seething about trannies and refusing to believe that actual women play the games or post here as usual>while the rest happily hornypost in unison enjoying their fantasies and are nice to each otherWhen will schizos learn? As a wise man once said: Through dick, unity. Instead of getting mad at nonexistent things you could enjoy yourself and the company of others who share your interests. Smdh
>>56632079Alright Alright this is fucking hot,please tell it doesn't just end like this
>>56632120it's one racist schizo hispanic zoomer who's seething. i know who he is.
>>56632083Can confirmt. have 195cm tall Dutch bf
>>56632134Share
>>56632135He is a big man!
Why is there random anti-zionism shitposts in a poke'fucker thread?
Hello madam please do the needful and post bob and vegane
Thread was good before the schizos landed Gave me boner
>>56632157Just ignore them, we need more cute cuddle husband
>>56627913May Arceus bless all the femanons who want to have children with Typhlosion, and pokemon in general. Pure of heart and soul. Sweet maidens for their bestial husbands. All is well and good, as God intended.
>>56631810i love the johto one but hey why not both.>tfw i didnt even like the hisui one when it came out but now i like it as well.the power of storytelling.
I want him to break me
>>56632187Do you think that he can read minds?
>>56632156For (You)
>>56632152the flareon schizo is the one doing this. he's a mentally ill 19 year old zoomer nazi /pol/tard
>>56632178Thank you blessed Aus for these leaks and my yumejoshi sisterhood.
>>56632200I hope soI want him to know all the thoughts I have about him
>>56632178Thank you so much for this meal, my lord, my womb shall be filled
>>56632178>Typhlosion's existence is just a plan so Arceus can steal all the human dick for herself
>>56632231Well, since he'd know them all, you might as well share them here.
>>56632178Praise the Lord
>>56629349Sorry to shatter your kink femanon, but it's not rape if you're begging for it to happen
>>56632231Mind reading and manipulation (+yawn) upon you!
i'm seething at the fact that femcels get their filthy pokephiliac desires about being brutally dommed by bestial creatures canonized, meanwhile i'm stuck with some retarded octopus who lets themselves get fucked and not a hot gardevoir who kidnaps young men and keeps them as boytoys in her rape den
>>56632268you got arceus, shut the fuck up
>>56632275and she's a submissive little bitch, she needs to step her game up
>>56632268Brother you literally got to impregnate GOD pussy
i want him to hit me so hard i forget about everything but himi need help
You guys get to fuck god and you're complaining?
Not enough women admitting that Typhlosion is the superior Pokemon compared to others.
Oh no! I woke up this morning as a typhlosion! There's no way I can possibly go on dates or get married with human girls now because we're not the same species, let alone have sex with them or have children! This must be a curse!
>>56632302sameI want my brain to be filled with nothing but thoughts about Typhlosion
any ss worthy rp in here?
>>56632302He's going to thrust into you so hard your head going to smash against the wall, paralyzing you
>>56632325There is one,I think? You got to scroll up abit
>>56632321if i dont find good ao3 fics about him ruining me im going to kill myself
>>56632319>That meme where the chick throws a coin in the well and wishes to be irresistible for men
>>56632111yeah based department moment. theres no point unless both are happy and thats how both get that. letting him control you and being able to let go or not even having to think about the big stuff cause hes there to handle that but shes supports him and can communicate if required. i just love it when it works and they truly understand each other.>I don't need to rely on silly things like drugs to put a woman in the exact mental state I wantyeah its not required and a pretty nice dom vibe thing to say. irl thats definitely better for people involved.>knowing what's required of herim a fan of giving her tasks or just things shes expected to do. if she does it well she gets rewarded like a good pet. him making her into his personal perfect wife is super good. the fact that shes just a cute pet and that shes expected to be a cute girl while hes simply superior as the guy and owner should just be the most obvious thing. yet after being punished they can still cuddle/kiss and he can reassure that everythings ok now. its sweet.
>>56632360Don't give up yet! Artists are at full gear trying to create something about these lores. Just wait a little
>>56632394thissoon we will have all the good shit
>>56632394i really hope so...
NO GIRL IS SAFE FROM THE RAPEMON
>>56632268i mean the others were lapras and milotic was in the title as well or something. those are nice and pretty pokemon. if you like human pokemon though then yeah thats unfortunate. gardevoir will always be a top pick for pokephilia so its not like all things are bad. its also a lot more acceptable in general than people who are into typhlosion so theres that. just seeing pokemon fuck humies in the material at all is a win for everyone in the pokephilia gang cause it implies they just all do that.
>>56632268>he wouldn't an ursaring wifeyou're just gay
>>56632268I wanted it to be a canine x female trainer so we both lost.
>>56632391A woman's role is to submit to a man, and through that she becomes his responsibility. It's clear that for the relationship to truly be maintained and sustained as that they both must embrace their role to the fullest. She is his and he is hers. Also, kek, thank you. Don't get me wrong if I could just snap my fingers and get my way, I'd absolutely abuse it, but as I can't, I'm plenty confident in getting what I want through my skills anyway. No point in using drugs to get worse results and at her risk, you know? My responsibility in that regard. Tasks for her are fun, I think the best show of dedication is for her to use her entire being to serve and be a good girl. Make sure all his senses are pleasured. And at the end of it all, regardless of pleasure or punishment, there's aftercare of course. Sex is fun, but so is love.
do yumejos like animal cocks or human cocks on their pokemon? t. curious barafag who likes uncut human cocks on my mons
>>56632615slightly prefer human ones?but any is ok if theyre an abusive pokeman bf
>>56632615not a yumejo but I dont mind altho it depends on the pokemon, the anatomy have to match otherwise it looks like a sore thumb
>>56632615animal cocks for me
>>56632615cones or knotted cones for sure but they gotta be smooth looking(?) if they add the weird realistic dog cock vein texture im out. i just like anime style.
>>56632615honestly for me it's hybrid cocks that are like animal cock but with human-like foreskin
>>56632615Animal
shape of the dick matters less than its ability to reduce me, if I can think about the shape something is wrong
>>56632570its good that you sound like you care to make it work without unnecessary risks like that. irl no one should actually be traumatized from anything and theres lotsa bad people in the world who dont really take it serious and cause damage but i guess thats also happening cause people dont look out for red flags or set limits. even as sub you gotta take responsibility for yourself but oh well. i find that really beautiful. thats how it should be. resonate a lot with all of that. its also not easy to be wise and take that responsibility so he should feel appreciated and thats the cool part where she can give back by taking that weight off of him by pleasing him or serving him. i think i also love the aspect where you just know what your purpose in life is. >ah thats where i belong and thats what im here for. for both of them. i think giving each other that purpose is love as well.
all the girls hornyposting here has me feeling queer, starting to be jealous I wasn't born XX and can't ever experience this level of horny
>>56632928It is literally agony
>>56632615Depends on the mon, usually human cocks look a little weird on monsThe thing is also that they canonically don't have any eternally visible genitalia so I imagine the cock is neatly hidden away in a slit or subtle sheath
>>56632615Usually generic furry/animal cocks that correspond with its species in an anime way.>>56632928Kind of surprising how horny girls can be for fictional monsters, huh?
>>56632950ok but I kinda want the pain it seems like a good pain
>>56632953>girlsOh you. Oh you sweet, naive being.
>>56632950just masterbait
>>56632985you're the naive one herewomen are amogus
>>56632928 i wonder how it is like to have a cock and how cumming feels like. see:arceus leak
>>56632928Do men not feel like this? You'd think they do with how sex obsessed they are, I don't get it
>>56633019I think men, after Cumming, go back to doing mundane things. They don't have that weird lust feeling
>>56632985>he doesn't knowCute
>>56633042which is what makes females the best speciesyou literally can have dozens of back to back orgasms each stronger than beforea male will never experience this pure bliss and heaven
>>56633019men are eternally at a low level of hornywomen peak at levels men can only dream ofsource: my wife making my pp very sad when she goes at it
>>56633010>and how cumming feels likehave youhave you never cummed before?
>>56633093i meant shooting out cum idiot
Ok enough about the shape, what about the size?Do you want your husbandomon to be a hung beast or something more similar to the animals theyre based on? (Unless youre into mons like Zebstrike already)
>thinking this place is full of femanonskek>thinking that there will be a mass of yume art instead of mass of gay furry art KEEEEEK
>>56627913>i want women to validate my fetishkill yourself NOW
>>56632988Did! It's still fucking pulsating and the tickling stomach feeling is still there...
>>56633096it doesn't feel like much desu, if there's a lot it can kind of feel like peeing but not really
>>56633132but this is the best, just continue edging it will feel amazingly mind-bending
>>56633135That's kinda cool
>>56633096imagine all happiness you've ever experienced, combined and compressed into a tiny space of time, a point where everything else is like it never existed, unrealit is such a tiny fraction of time it shouldn't matter yet at its peak it's so great its what every man strives for
>>56633117also>thinking that Typhlosion is gonna be a daddy top in art instead of the subject of weird fujo and bara fag fantasiesKEEEEEK
>>56633163that's not the act of shootnig out sperm that's just orgasm and women can do it many times in a rowthe penis is weak
>>56633213no, the orgasm happens after
>>56633083But then why are men always like SEX SEX SEXIt's basically all this board talks about too
>>56633240Because men are constantly in a state of horny that is roughly 35% of max female output until they get to cum, but that's about as horny as they can ever getso 90% of the time when you're not horny men are stupid sex pests who only think with their balls, but the other 10% of the time they can't keep up with you at all
>>56627913this thread is full of AGP's btw
>>56633240Its almost as if this thread is both genders larping as one another.
>>56633240so are womenit just this board is 98% males
>>56633261Imagine trying to seriously talk and learn about human sexuality from a pokemon forum for adult nerds
>>56633276depends on thread, I'd believe it if you said the 1337 competitive pokemans threads were all male but some of the others are way more even
>>56633288Why imagine that when you can imagine getting triggered by one post that could've easily been ignored.
>>56633288where else are you going to get it except in other horny placesmost online forums are so sanitized you can't get anything resembling a good look at fetish shit
>>56633289it is larp/"femanons"you ca distinguish males/females fairly consistent by the way they express themselves/their thoughts
>>56630907no actual woman calls themselves cis, they just call themselves women
>>56633334Terfs and elderly women on twitter do
>>56633325>you can distinguishOnly retards actually look for those type of red flags. It becomes boring if you can't get off to your fellow anonymous coomer.
>>56633369It does not matter in the end, as I said. 98-99% contingent here are biological males, it is a fact.
>>56633259InterestingIdk which one seems better though, sometimes I'm not in the mood at all and it gets annoying>>56633260You fucking wish kek
>>56633383Nah dude, it's say it's about 90% malet. Knower
>>56632128The comic is unfinished sadly, but the rest of it is porn so I can't upload it here directly anyways… But you can always get the rest of hot sunflower-dicked badger action @ Esix /pool/4852 I can't prove this myself without any evidence, but I'm wondering lately if Nani-nani is now more widely known as Ungulatr
>>56633438I immediately recognised it as Ungulatr's style yes, I didn't even know they used to go under a different name.
>>56633396>I'm not in the mood at all and it gets annoyingThe fuck does that meanif you are horny you ARE in thr mood.You also are a young moron. Once you get to your late 30s you will begin to regret your attitude to horny state when you were younger, because your horny will go down so rapidly you sometimes cant feel but helpless trying to bring back the delicious craving.I'm telling you right now you have like very narrow windows of 20 years t enjoy sexual pleasure to fullest dont fucking waste it moron.
>>56633459It means that sometimes I'm super horny like the other anons in the thread and sometimes I don't care about sexual stuff at allIt's like ADHD but sexual, it's annoyingAlso lol I'm 33
Ok can we get some tits next a typh plushie since thread is dying
>>56633490> sometimes I'm super hornyuse this opportunity to have 2-5hr edging sessions, these were the best times I had, it is literally pure bliss for half a day and then your head spins and feel light for the rest of itit is amazing> I'm 33TICK-TOCK
>>56633260it really is kek
>>56633534>2-5hr edging My arm would be dead after that Maybe its because I have a big dick (bit over 8") or its curvature so the range of motion when jerking it changes, but after 20-30 minutes my elbow just hurts
>>56633534I feel like edging only works for men? I just get tired of it idk. Although one time I had this weird experience where I couldn't really cum but I kept having the feeling that I was about to when I was really going at it with a bad dragon toy. That was kinda awesome but I could never replicate it>TICK-TOCKIt's not happening dudeBoth me and my husband have autism, we are not capable of caring for a child let alone an autistic one. No chance in hell
>>56633572Wow, how is it like to have a big trunk in your pants?
>>56633595I have to shake it a lot after peeing or theres always some droplets left inside it
>>56633534>concern over biological clockAGP thread
>>56633622Can't you just wipe it with toilet paper
>>56633572Use toys?There is plenty of vibrators to have hands-free edging experience, you also can alternate between hands and toys, that is what I do.>>56633591No, the edging was initially a female experience due to biology, females feel stuff stronger in general (there are even documented females who never had an orgasm but their feeling of pleasure and satisfaction just from the sex was so good they thought it is all there is to it), so edging is even more pleasurable to them because of heightened senses. But there is even more advantages for female, male edging session usually shot and ends instantly after he ejaculates, but because there is no refraction period for females, you can just continue edging, ramping up even stronger orgasm until you can experience truly a *full body orgasm* (also a female-specific term often wrongly applied to males for some reason), in fact, multiple of them, in a row.
>>56633673The pee is inside the penis, not on the outside, imagine turning on and off a hose, even if you turned it off, theres still water inside the hose>>56633700I got an onahole but it was too tight and small so only like 60% of my dick fot and with a ton of lubeKinda put me off toys, Id have to make sure it was made for my size
>>56631369Honestly, you might be right there. It doesn’t seem so bad when I view it from that perspective and it seems pretty handsome and cute. I think I must just like a bit of Shoujo Manga with my monsterfucking which sounds like it’s going to be hell to try and cater to, but it’s nice to at least not be a prude about it.Thanks for helping me learn about myself, anon. It’s a weird sort of feeling, but it’s not a bad one at all!
>>56633756So get a better toy? Your excuses make nosense.
>>56633700Meh guess I'm just built different
>>56633872no you just didnt try to push itit wont happen over night but keep doing it slowly. Remember, for 90% of females there isnt a physical limits, only mental, and little by little these mental limits will go away.I think this whole process and experience actually on its own is pretty fun and enjoyable ride.
>>56633820You wouldnt get it
>>56633918Sounds like too much effort desu I'd rather spend that time writing fanfics
>>56634119Eh, I personally dont get it, it seems like a massive waste. This is literally the only reason I would want to be female, give the chance - not some retard tranny fantasies about cute girls doing cute things, but pretty straight and cute superior sexual experience. I'm a massive slut and I would kill for it, probably unironically, if that was the price.
