What’s the next step in her master plan?
>>56633665give birth to another set of legendaries every single generation, after visiting earth for a bit of fun
>>56633665Sex
We all know the guy has the best nut any human has ever had but the real question is.Did he manage to make God cum?
>>56633665cuddles
Hold on, my children! The rapegod shall not have you!
>>56633665To have sex with every human male on PokeEarth
>>56633735>Make god cum>The sheer radiance of her orgasm disintegrates you
>>56633681>>56633690>>56633848>>56633886She gets FUCKED by fairies now
>>56633665Was getting bred a necessary part of her master plan? Couldn't she just create a kid out of thin air or something?
>>56634804The giant could only be defeated by a human/pokemon hybrid
>>56634804Think of it this way: you can just pkhex in a shiny, or you can catch one yourself. Which one is more rewarding?
>>56633665God loaf.
>>56633681I guess that explains why the Pokemon cosmology is so convoluted. Arceus keeps getting knocked up by humans and has to come up with jobs for all her children.
>>56633870just four more turns...
>>56634837>breeding your llamagod wife until she gives birth to a shinyWould Masuda Method still apply is my biggest question.
>>56635060explains a lot honestly
>>56634804Have you never read the Sumerian tablets of creation? Even Tiamat (the primordial dragon goddess) had a husband and required his fertile seed in order to give birth to the gods.
>>56633665Crashing this PlaneWith no Survivors
>>56633870She's my WIFE! Begone vile, barbaric, homicidal reginiggers!
>>56633665
I will impregnate God Herself and nothing can stop me!
next step: impregnate a girl as she had been impregnated.
>>56637523Looks more like inflation rather than pregnancy to meLike seriously, fuck. How's She meant to push the baby through Her ring-skirt? Fucking cumskulls.
>>56637523That's a lot of fertilized eggs she's carrying.
>>56637911I have no idea how the ring is supposed to work (seems like it'd always be in the way of the baby), though in that pic at least it seems to be elastic enough to stretch with her belly.
>>56633665>>56635267>>56637523So can we get a consensus if anons want to fuck Arceus or fan-made anthros?
>>56638308make a strawpoll, and don't forget to include the human form option so we can weed out the weak of spirit.
>>56638331don't forget an option for anons who want to be Arceus
>>56638308Gijinka Arceus is just as canon now so Arceus -Human Form and Arceus Feral Form.anthroniggers get the double rope, for sullying the Almighty and being anthroniggers.
>>56633665turning back into a male and returning the favor hopefully
Sell to the masses
>>56637523>broodmother arceusHawt!
>>56634804She wanted to have sex, im sure you would too if you were god
>>56638308wouldn't mind breeding feral Arceus given she's a literal God so it would be a privilege to impregnate her, human form is fine too I suppose
>>56638547Lapras is a plesiosaur, not a dolphin though - that would be finizen/palafin or kyogre if you want to be super autistic
>>56633665Find a shota
>>56638308I want to fuck either, but I'd prefer feral Arceus but fat as fuck
>>56638308Give me Gijinka Arceus if she's cute and demure with fat tits, like pic related.>>56638331>>56638468Niggers
>>56638645she already split her husband into three eternally young shotamons, though?
>>56634169nah, instead> your whole being us sucked into the experience of her orgasm> you experience all the might of god-like sexual ecstasy> it is too much, it is so powerful it literally fries your nervous system and brain, you die, but you die the most happy you ever could possible bewill you do it anon?
>>56638758Wouldn't have had this saved 12 or 13 years if I didn't anon.
>>56638681
>>56638682>human-fucker AND moefagFuck you, fuck you. Arceus should be intimidating and majestic, if you're gonna be a coward and have her h*man she should at the very least fulfill those two qualities.
>>56635060He's ran out of jobs now
>>56638681Artist?
>>56638574ngl it was a 5 min edit of the dolphin pussy jelly thing
>>56639281>>56638547I rather eat from the source
>>56638872BlokeSmokey on FA
>>56638681based>>56638872smokey-blokey iirc >>>/trash/69999100
>>56634804Gods, even the ones stated to be "omnipotent" having limitations to their power randomly is actually a common thing among real world mythologies. Even in abrahamic mythology, Yahweh was unable to beat enemies in iron chariots.
>>56639970Okay, so my weird attraction to Arceus aside, this is actually really nicely done. Thanks for introducing me to another artist!
>>56640005>so my weird attraction to Arceus asideDo you by any chance find Princess Celestia attractive too
>>56640039NopeI watched that show for the first two seasons, enjoyed it, and quit. Never found things attractive there, sorryStill a pokefucker tho
>>56640065Wasnt talking about the show but the character.I think you might have a thing for motherly godlike pure characters but same of size 1, etc etc
>>56639970Lord imagine what she’d do to your pelvis…
>>56640093Ahhh my bad thenYou're probably onto something. I have a thing for older women as it stands, in that "fierce but caring" kind of way so that would line up in a lot of motherly goddess interpretations.
>>56640156Patrician kink, I approve.
>one chance in life >didn't get born into the pleasure dimension ruled by a horny goddess who loves unions between male humans and female pokemon damn it
>>56640280I know right
>>56640150>breaks your pelvis with every downward thrust>used Her Godlike powers to heal your body on the upward drag to not destroy her playtoy
Is there any compilation of all the creation myth documents translated to English? i only know there is like seven different versions
>>56640438Wouldn't it just be easier to make your pelvis invulnerable to start with?
>>56640510at that point you're just getting philosophical>can god make a rock so heavy he can't lift it?>can pokegod make a pelvis so sturdy she can't break it?
>>56640438>Arceus uses her powers to rejuvenate your balls and shortens your refractory period allowing you to continue ejaculating copious amounts of baby batter inside her divine pussy
>>56640510It's the message it's sending "I'm so fucking batty for you, I'm not going to hold back any of my lust for you, but at the same point, I love you too much to permanently hurt you" Pleasure, pain and the overwhelming love of a Goddess all in a few simple actions.
>>56640534Is Arceus even meant to be an omnipotent god? There's nothing which ever stated that it couldn't create objects which are stronger than it especially since Mewtwo exists.
>>56640676We are lead to believe Arceus was born at the beginning and created everything. And as far as we can tell, any Arceus encountered is likely an avatar of the real thing. Whether or not it is actually omnipotent is up for debate.
>>56638308A bit of both, I'd imagine.
>>56633665Give birth to (my) kids.
>>56638308I'll fuck the llama, I'll fuck the anthros, and I'll fuck the gijinkas. Simultaneously if need be. Real men don't choose, they act with what they are given.
>>56640676>>56640736She is pussypotent and that is enough for me
>>56640816>reverse search picture>Nothinguh?
>>56640816why does it look disgusted?
>>56640676Given Arceus, the ball of light from the start of L: A, pulls the DP protag from their life to send to Hisui to stop Volo's plot, yes very much so. She sees and knows all, else She wouldn't have known the protag could stop Volo because they'd already stopped Cyrus in their lifetime.
>>56640922Probably thinking about how it can't believe it has to let her divine body get fucked by a human. At least until it feels that BHC.
>>56640676There's a couple terms used when describing Aus絶対神 - Absolute god. Used in every myth doc that uses Aus in the story万能 - Can be translated as almighty, omnipotent, universal. Only used in the notes of myth 6 and 7
>>56638308I want to fuck Arceus (The pokemon) (Male)
>>56640922Not disgusted, stern.She knows what she is.She knows what you are.
>>56640925>>56640966what prevents an omniponet god just say fukc it and shortcircuit herself in constant peak orgasm pleasure for a few milleniaseems like no-brainer
>>56640999Why did GlaDOS go crazy.Oh yeah this very reason.Diminishing returns
>>56641015in what way?
>>56640922She looks uneasy like human dick was so earth shatteringly mindbreakingly good she doesn't now what to do with her life as a god now and is blaming you for this crisis of self she is having when all you did was love someone.
>>56640922>>56640997>>56641032see>>56637172>>56640875saltyxsodium
>>56641032what if she kept doing it every day, multiple times a day until they populate pokemon world with all kinds of humans and pokemon?
>>56640999At some point, the incredible high simply becomes the new baseline. Tolerance gets too strong to do anything for you. Kinda like how drug addicts keep needing to take bigger and bigger doses to reach the same high.Now the real question is: can an omnipotent god capable of changing her body, change her body in a way that prevents that tolerance?
>>56641028The puzzle solving pleasure they coded in her plus an added drive/desire to test.A feedback loop that quickly fries her coded dopamine receptors.
>Arceus can make pokemon>But it cant make humans>HOWEVER,arceus son,palkia,can make humanssay what
>>56641106>>56641107Sure, but she wasnt an omniponent good. You also compare her to how human works, with very basic human biology.Surely, an omniponent god capable of adjusting the framework to "fix" that, perhaps doing a full "refresh" each X amount of time, which still keeping the past experience in memory to saviour and accumulate
>>56641073thank you anon
>>56641119Dialga created humanity and Palkia created Pokémon in the first draft. Which is my favorite draft of the story.
>>56641144This is why I don't even like the concept of omnipotence.A creator has laws that govern it imposed on its creation.Much in the same way that while you have the power to bring your fantasy to life on paper, stone, or digital render you are bound by the limitations of your own being.I can't just will a new color that can't exist, or force a computer to render that which it is not programmed to function.
>>56633665Easy.Only Arceus has ever been seen making eggs. We now know it does this by being fucked (which means some pretty crazy earth-shattering, mind-blowing, very voyeuristic sex happens in the SinJoh Ruins event lmao).Daycare couples find eggs, but cannot explain their appearance.It can be extrapolated that Arceus is responsible for the laying of ALL eggs in the pokemon universe, and does so by continually exercising it's divine right to Prima Nocta. Every time a pokemon couple wants to have sex, it interjects and makes it a threesome to satisfy it's insatiable impregnation fetish, and lays them an egg that contains the traits of both in recompense.
>>56641265Pokémon eggs aren't laid, they're formed. Just like Arceus formed the egg to give the Lv 1 Creation baby.
>>56641220But that is the whole point of omnipotent being.You, as its creation, is vowen into the framework of life/universe, are are a leaf o na tree, you can't affect/change the tree itself. It makes sense form your POV.But these framework rules o NOT apply to the creator of said framework, it is like if rules of your imaginary RPG applied to you IRL somehow. That's silly.There is a reason there is "omni" prefix n word omniponent - if there are limitations it is not longer "omni", the whole logical chain breaks. Obviously there are SOME rules above, like, something willed the god into existence, but I assume they are a few and very loose. Which is why she would be able to pull off like that.Obviously, it is something I would do, as a complete degenerate slut that I am, just projecting here ofc
>>56641265>Every time a pokemon couple wants to have sex, it interjects and makes it a threesomeWhy go such weird specific length? Since it can manifest in any shape, form or dimension, why not just manifest itself as as female partner in sex, completely transparent, so basically the male would be essentially fucking Arceus, it just not obvious to any of the parties.This would mean Arceus have to do it every time any pokemons have sex, which means it probably would have to split itself in multiple smaller pieces to cover whole pokemon universe... imagine having god duties where you 24/7 experiencing multiple orgasms, non-stopThat's some godhood.
>>56641361Because they're intent on making pokémon nulls and offspring gifts from god instead of a result of sweaty, animalistic fluid-swapping.
>>56641301You explained it.You planted the tree you can't change the growth with put changing EVERYTHING from now on as it's caretaker/God you have the ability to prune the branches leaves and even roots if need be, but to change the trunk could destroy the tree
>>56634386So are the fairies futa?
>>56641265This thread needs to remember what the text actually said, which is that Arecus the POKÉMON is a Man with the ABILITY to turn into a fully functional egg bearing human. So he has to transform every single time.
>>56641376Not sure how this does not fit in my proposition.
>>56641383>god turns her deceased lover into 3 little boys>first thought that crosses anon's mind is tranny faggotrywhy
>>56641381No, that is an incorrect example. You a missing the point. Both you and the tree are part of the framework. A creature, that invented the framework is above is rules. I understand what you were attempting to do but that argument is flawed and does not work.I actually expected you to fallback to more logic argument that due to its omniponent nature the god can't change its own body (or whatever it has for a body) because it is part of its omnipotence i.e. X beats O but X cant beat X because they are inherently the same. It would be a good argument but still can be debated (usually the counter argument is there is "core" and outer shell and you can change anything that is not core directly, but the shell has an ability to indirectly affect core so by changing the shell you can somewhat change core to a degree)I understand that a "forever orgasm cycle" is a pipe dream but an omniponent creature could in theory achieve it.
>>56641430You mean 3 little girls with massive dongs, Fairies can't be nothing else but girls.
>>56638691Thank you didn't realize it
I'm starting to think Volo is actually Arceus' son and this is why she refuses to mate him
>>56641923What would happen, I wonder. I assume usual incest rules dont appy in the same way as they would to your average basic creation of flesh. I wonder what kind of weird godlike amalgam would be born.
>>56633665I love her bulging pregnant belly
>>56633665BEHOLD
>>56633665I made a female Arceus AI bot many moons ago, turns out I was just ahead of the curve>>56633848very true
>>56634804>>56635915>>56639566Adding to this, these stories usually very explicitly say the god in question cannot defeat the enemy in question, so why would an entity created purely out of their essence be capable of that? I think the point is that having a partner contribute to the creation of an offspring introduces something extra, something outside of the god's essence and that's the difference between triumph and oblivion.Something akin to genetic variation in a species being a valued trait in the long term and genetic stagnation being a serious risk of extinction.
>>56643183Arent giants technically part of Arceus too? So this applies to them too.
>>56643183The entire point of the Pokemon franchise is human and Pokemon working together to be stronger.God bring a Pokemon and they only being able to beat their strongest foe with the help of a human fits
>Both the Pokemon and Digimon Gods turn into human girls to fuck human menIt's all coming togetherThough Arceus didn't get his(her?) body possessed by some Jew while doing so
>>56643200> You are the first lucky one to plow my goddess pussy, mortal.> Wait, does that mean you are a viring> *intense blushing*
>>56643200Chubby goddess, perfect for belly rubs and paying her offerings
>>56643200That hoop looks really uncomfortable to lay on
>>56643200Fat bitch!
>>56643238Depends on how you interpret it. You can see it that way or you can consider Arceus only what's inside the egg, which would make the giants (explicitly NOT Pokémon, remember?) the only beings in the universe that AREN'T actually Arceus, though the mons made with the remains and blood would then be part of Aus, but not solely.>>56643242No, I get that, all I meant is the symbolism of needing another's essence has it's own ramifications both in spiritualism as well as biology. Of course it makes sense for Pokémon, especially a naturalistic take like these early mythos drafts.Captcha: D0GANAus got that d0g in him/her/it?
>>56643242Good point
what I wanna know iswhy put it there?
>>56643445why not
>>56641172Other way around, bucko. In the first drafts, Ia (Dialga) was the god of light, representing male and Pokémon, which were the offspring closely associated with him.Ea (Palkia) was the god of time, representing female and humans, which were the offspring closely associated with her.The roles only reversed way later.
>>56633665TOTAL GLOBAL....IMPREGNATION
>>56643353It only make sense for Arceus to get stretched by hot giant cock to give birth
>>56643342I for one enjoy coffeeslice
>>56638308Big horsesmall horsePoket pussy horsefurry anthrobig tiddy humanloli humanevery one
>>56643238So what you are saying is that if we gave an human to Regigigas he would be unstoppable?Afterall the only reason gigas lost in one of the stories was because of human interference, a literal Homo ex machina
>>56643649*COMPLETEAt least double check the reference before posting your call back, friend.
>>56643942more like homo sex machina
>>56643263>virgin goddess
>>56643990I mean think about it realisticly. She/he is a god, one of a kind, obviously there is no partner she would have so she never ever considered or contemplated sex. But now the need arose and it will be her fist time. It makes perfect sense.be gentle
>>56643959I'm kicking myself for missing that punI just find it funny that this was a story of two eldritch beings of the same nature fighting each other, then one gets handed the tools to win from a random human out of nowhere with part of the solution being tender sex for the purpose of impregnation, topped off by that human being a caring and loving figure to that being and her children
>>56643957No
>>56644254the moral of the story: just have sex!it is kind of funny, yesThough I'm pretty sure whole conflict could be avoided if slut-god just spread her pussy for the giants to plap.
Cynthia=Celestia=Arceus
>>56644311The giants didn't want to plap, they woke up and choose extreme violence They took offense to existence itself
>>56644435Imagine passing on a perfectly plappable god-pussy and ruining it all for themselves. Morons.Arceus chose sex and it was the right thing to do in a hindsight.
>>56644037>It makes perfect senseYes, I'm not talking so much the logic about the conclusion, more that it didn't click to me until you'd said it. She just gets more perfect.
>>56644488>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKhrQhdxjI8
>>56643445I think that's what this is based on
>>56634386>FairiesYou mean little shotas. It's her husband
>>56633665Spend a week creating shit, smoke some dank kush, and take a nap?
>>56645325> nintendo.cum/plap
>>56638681b-b-b-based
>>56640150
If Arceus is a stacy cockslut is Giratina a girlfailure neet
>>56649765Lapras is the cockslut though. Arceus has only had one love.
>>56633665You get to fuck Arceus herself BUT, she sounds exactly like M12 Arceus. Down to screaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7sWzJRZNsYwhen she climaxes. Do you accept?
>>56649820only if it's japanese arceus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G8--gY4ceA
>>56640922It's her first time seeing a human (male) after her battle with Regie. It's a look of distrust.
>>56638793Good FUCKNG LORDBless the prophetic Anon that wrote this in 2011It's all canon now, my faith demands it
>>56633665god is based fucked with something way less intelligent than them practically doing bestiality.
>>56633665to monitor what the heck kinda incest babies dialga and palkia are making
>>56633665She set the whole world up to be a recreation of her favourite kind of gladiator sport + her human/pokemon fetishHer plan's done, she's set for life, all she has to do is sit back, watch, and enjoy
>>56633665Arceus looks kind of fat here
>>56652385she's pregnant
>>56652404Hot. There should be more pictures of Pregceus
>>56635060"holy fuck" that makes sense.
>>56635060>>56633870meanwhile arceus fucks to create more regis
>>56633665Create more humanoid Pokemon or another race of Humanity just for shits and giggles.
>>56654229now we know why people say "oh my fucking god" when something bad happens.
>>56654229>Dialga: "you're pregnant with twins again? How many sets does that make it now?">Palkia: "Look, mom, this is getting out of hand. What was the previous pair, the guardians of the strong and weak nuclear force? You're clearly running out of jobs for all our new sibling">Dialga: "Just admit you're addicted to getting impregnated by humans">Arceus: "Sh-shut up! I can quit any time I want! And besides, there's still loads of concepts that still need a guardian, and it's my duty to provide them. These ones can be the representations of... I don't know, bending moment and shear force or something!"
>>56654384> I can quit any time I want!kek
> that size difference compared to humansI know which pristine god pussy I'm crawling in to explore tonightMay be I will take a nap in her womb
>>56654768ever noticed that arceus is like a sperm and an egg cell at once?
>>56654807I will make sure there is some more sperms and eggs inside her
>>56652385>>56652404Even the canon art of Arceus here >>56654768 gives it a rounded midriff. Though I wouldn't be surprised if Arceus is permanently pregnant
>>56640676Arceus is simply the Pokémon avatar of aus. Aus can also have human avatars.
>>56655211I like that theory, not only because pregnant Arc is hot, but it subtly implies pokémon species will continue to be created, much like they're gonna keep pumping out games as long as they can.
>>56641401Again, arceus the Pokémon is just an avatar of aus, who is not a Pokémon.
>HUMAN MAN!>THERE IS A NEW POKEMON GAME COMING OUT SOON, SO I NEED A FEW MORE SPECIES>LUCKILY FOR YOU THIS IS 2024 GAMEFREAK SO WE WILL ONLY BE MAKING 60 OR SO SPECIES TOGETHER>NOW GET TO WORK
>>56655461Aus was the working title for Arceus anon. L: A confirmed the deity behind the pokémon avatar Arceus is Arceus the Almighty, the one born from an egg. I'm not denying Her ability to shapeshift (Mew and Ditto can do that and She's far above both they), but they named the God behind the universe and even revealed Her gender, except people ignored Arceus drawing the player into Her bosom.
>>56655502Aus doesn't exist because the nature of beta and iterative revision is to get from concept to finished version. It's all the one now, Aus became Arceus as they revised how their creation myth should play out.Unless you're suggesting a SECOND creator deity is somehow still present and isn't just the squeakings of a betatard intent on turning the series history into something the devs discarded yet again?
For real though, imagine waking up to your lover and she turns out to be not only a pokemon, but the creator diety
>>56655655an even higher dream would come true, when you thought you already had your dream next to you every night.
>>56654241All the Regis are explicitly created by Regigigas in lore and in game you retard.
>>56635060this but it's her loving human husband
>>56641107But GLaDOS admitted herself that it no longer did anything for her.
>>56655211Pretty sure she never misses a day to jump on some cock
>>56655517
>>56655655GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
>>56633665>referred to as he/him>transforms into femaletranseus is so brave and valid
>>56656665it's a shame you didn't get that 6666 GET so we could make jokes about you being giratina trying to make arceus look bad or something.
How much do you believe the theory that Cynthia is Arceus in human form?
>>56656748really fucking stupid, because cynthia has giratina in masters and giratina is still pissed at arceus. they'd never work together.the whole theory reeks of secondary.
>>56655655This is the absolute opposite of a problem, darling.
>>56656811That's giving GF too much credit in their consistency specially regarding Pokemon team comps
>>56656665gods dont have gender it can facilitate any you wantthat being saidArceus clearly a slut
>>56656748I believe it.
>>56656895
>>56656811bs cynthia explains you all shit about arceus and unown in the games and the anime. explains for arceus what is about to happen etc etc.
>>56656748I don't. I DO believe Arceus is Cogita in Human form and the lore story of Arceus and Her husband is repeated throughout the eons, with him being reborn as the Ancient Hero and as Lucas, the boy who defended her world and meeting Arceus at the Hall of Origin before being chosen as Her Champion and reuniting with Her once again. While Arceus Herself waits patiently to renew the covenant She sealed with Her love again and again. Cynthia is a result of this union, a demigoddess, which is why she's so prominent in the Sinnoh region. It's in her very genes to keep the memory of their history alive and to be among the most skilled trainers in the pokéworld.
>>56656904Imagine living the world there gid-creator confirmed slutDream come true
>>56656748SHE LITERALLY APPEARS ON-SCREEN WITH ARCEUSHOW IS THIS EVEN A THINGDO YOU PEOPLE NOT EVEN PLAY THE FUCKING GAMESFUCK OFF BACK TO TWITTER
>>56656969You never heard of avatar's or the holy trinity?
>>56656981>NO YOU SEE IT MAKES SENSE BECAUSE I HAVE OTHER HEADCANON TO JUSTIFY THIS HEADCANON
The real reason you can't breed legendaries? They prefer humans.
>>56657015
>>56657033so you CAN breed them
>>56656966The real GILF
>>56633870where was the rape?
>>56657057>image keeps getting bigger everytime I see itkek
>>56657057MYSTERY NIGGAS
>>56657325That's wailord
>>56657337lol, nta but i thought that was like a horizon or something
>>56657337ohsomehow i thought her chin/belly/whatever-the-fuck was either just a background bit or something from celesteela and the eye was an accidental leftover from another mon the artist was gonna add but didn't finish
>>56635060>imagine the chaos in the pokemon world if this was real>all these wholesome stories and myths about how their world came to be, all the folklore about the mysterious legendaries>all of this gone in a moment, as the realization sets in that it's just the product of a degenerate slutgod, thristy for human cock
>>56633665Pure sex to create another race of Pokemon and humans
>>56638553>>56655483>The reason pokemon eggs just seemingly appear out of nowhere in the daycare is because in reality all pokemon eggs are laid by Arceus who just teleports them to the daycare.>>56655211Too bad the pudgy midriff never carried over to fanart of her human form.
>>56658664Humanform niggers tend to be the lowest of pleb tastes so that's not surprising in the least, you're lucky if it even actually looks like the character in general.
>>56633665>What's the next step in [FANFIC] master plan?
>>56658664>God is impregnated by Her husband>gives birth to the next starter trio for the next regionLeaning on the 4th wall son, Game Freak constantly adding new creatures = Arceus continually birthing new species from Her perfect cunt.
>>56659069>from Her perfect cunt.Oh this made me realize she probably restores her virginity and tightness every time, she can do that.IMAGINE
My headcanon is that Arceus has an X-shaped pussy however I understand most people are not on a high enough plain of existence to appreciate such a concept
>>56659130actually... you know those people crying "but the game says nobody has ever seen where the egg comes from, it just appears"...what if arceus made it so the egg get's teleported out of the female so it would not destroy their pussy for us? what a service. never ruin your wife with fear for eggs
>>56659169based
>>56659169explain the pros of such a divine device in this shape
>>56659169X-shaped in what way? Got visual or description?
So this basically means most legendaries are half human?
>>56659169She has horse genitalia very puffy.
>>56659216Best i can think of is Imagine a starfish orifice but it has muscle control in all of its reverse stellation shape.Think kind of like those old blood automatic pressure cuffs.
>>56659222depends what version of the lore you'd prefer. and ignore that after gen3/4 the lore might have evolved a lot further, but we just don't have those files (yet)
>>56659283Image
>>56659283oh you mean like a square shape, which can squeeze into an X shape? now I understand.what's wrong with triangle or just round though? well sure headcanon. I mean it's fine.
>>56659315You can get something similar from an oblong shape
>>56659222Technically only Palkea & Dialga since they were the only direct descendants unless Arceus is breeding with other Humans to birth more legendaries
>>56659283>starfish orificeAm I missing something?That being said I dont mind, in fact, I lean more towards the idea she likes to experiment and often times she changes design of her pussy to try new things. I mean, would you if you had such capability?
>>56659216>>56659210>>56659249Nah just in my head. I got this heacanon cuz the big golden fence post the llama god is stuck in is more or less X-shaped. ...I suppose a dog's naughty bits are basically Y-shaped, so just take that but apply it top and bottom so it's an X.If there were multiple Arceus then the males would have one giant cock which goes inside the center of the X, but attached to that center cock, near its base, there are 4 mini-cocks, which slot into the ends of the X-shaped female. The male Arceus thrusts his pelvis while the female grips and squeezes the 4 mini-cocks like a dolphin/horse would. She can do this with each one individually, most of the time doing so in an asymmetrical pattern where 2 of the mini-cocks go in at the same time the other 2 are going out.Again, you have to be on a higher plain of existence to appreciate it. It's not for mere mortals like us. :v
>>56659347>likes to experimentbased
>>56659385as long arceus makes her partner compatible with her, in order to experiment. I'm up for it. no worries.
>>56659432>>56659396Imagine her being so degenerate she likes to try new depraved stuff with new humans, what a thought!
>>56659169>>56659385like picrel?
>>56659169>>56659283>>56659301bro you just want a second butthole
>>56659459no not like in Saw, where you could not retreat anymore.
>>56659385>dog's naughty bits are basically Y-shaped, so just take that but apply it top and bottom so it's an XThat's basically how I imagined your idea would look like, basically two fortune cookies in one.
>>56659472Mate that's where genitals used to be till a deliniation during the Silurain era where genitals started splitting from anus passages.
>>56633665after a hisuin typhlosion tried touching her chosen one she eradicated all hisuin archtypes
>>56659776Coacas are terrible design anon very unsanitary
>>56660128Don't blame me blame primal biology it's just how it was.
>>56634169>God then recreates you atom by atom>You feel every bit of it>Arceus: Ready for round 2?
Lewd stuff aside, somehow befriending Arceus would be seriously cool. Arceus would probably be on guard trying to figure out if you wanted to use its powers for your own benefit, but would slowly come to realize it is a pure friendship and decide to live with you somewhere quiet, where you could live a comfortable life. You with your beloved friend, and Arceus with its first friend, the only human it would fully trust.
>>56661159>god not using telepathy to know if you're a good person or not
>>56661463>"Do you understand, human?">...>"Human?">...>He's just staring at me... What is he planning? >Let's look into that mind...>...>Oh...>"You didn't hear a word I said, did you, human?">"Well, you're clearly not after my power. Not enough room in that filthy head of yours for grandiose ambition.">...>"So tell me, human.">"Would you like me to shrink to your level, or... Stay this size..?"
If there's no deluge of interspecies Human X Pokemon preggo art as a result of these groundbreaking leaks, I'm gonna be mad
uooooh arceus sexoo!!!
uoooohhhhh my creation!!!!tiny man need spiritual guidance!! ) ( ) ( ) (insolent mortal~~~ !o! back from whence it cameeeee!!!!!
>>56656748Cynthia glazing is too insane.
>>56656969awwww cynthia and her ancestor arceus....
>>56662584i dont know why i find this retarded shitposting hot but i kind of do
>>56633665getting caught>hacks into GF headquarters and leaks her pokefucker stories to the world
>>56633735Considering all Pokemon crave for Human cock, not only he did, he addicted her in a genetical level
>>56633665Impregnate Akari for a future hero/god pokemon.
>>56664086only to human penis
>>56656748I'm in the camp that she's a descendant of Arceus.
>>56656748>Palmer>Barry>Cynthia>Caitlinall aryan descendants of arceus
>>56656748No, Cogita is the closest to that as she's part of a race related to him according to the leaks. However, Cynthia is a descendant of Cogita so she's part divine too if you wanna go that far.
>>56665166>>56656748>>56633665I feel that Arceus would only transform into a tall sexy human when trying to get laid. At all other times, it would make more sense to transform into a hideously ugly, homeless old hag.A form like this accomplishes the goal of lying low and not drawing attention to one's self, as most people will want to actively avoid you. More importantly, it's the perfect test of a person's character. Ugly women are treated VERY cruelly by society, and so are the poor, old and feeble. So if Arceus turns into such a form and somebody comes along and treats her like an equal, and with kindness, then Arceus knows that person has a heart of gold and is worthy of trust.I think she would wander around in such a form, testing people, bringing blessings to the compassionate and misfortune to the wicked while keeping secret what she is doing.
>>56665379> So if Arceus turns into such a form and somebody comes along and treats her like an equal, and with kindness, then Arceus knows that person has a heart of gold and is worthy of trust.you sound pretty autistic anon, nglyou be 11 yo?
>>56665459you have brain poison, seek help please
>>56658317All the virgins reading them wholesome stories while trainer type gigachad chad is having that godly pussy in the back of the house
>>56659385Is there a visual example of this?
>>56661906Well, i'd be attracted to that current form, why would i ask her to change forms?
>>56665379>accomplishes the goal of lying low and not drawing attention to one's selfShe's a goddess, she could just make it so no one notices her until she wants to be noticed. I think her sexy human form would be her main one after her Pokemon form. She could have an old hag form, like when Athena became a hag to test Arachne, but that would a much rarer thing
>>56659472You gotta have the most used prison sock of an asshole for it to be X-shaped
