"I wish the Johto starters were relevant again!"
>>56642301Lugia raping men now is canon
>>56642319Always has been
>>56642301This is what the Typhlosionfriends get for wishing people talked about their favourite mon.
>>56642301This but with Arceus
>>56642319Typhlo-fag cope. You will never get the glitter out of your carpet.
>>56642353Typhlosion "fans" have been getting shit on for over a decade now. Game Freak hates Typhlosion and you should too.
>>56642392>God turned itself into a young girl to taste human cockBased
>>56642709and then dialga and palkia are half human children of this and committed incest to make all the other humans and pokemon.
>>56642319Can't rape the willing. Also: BABY LUGIA
>>56642709No word on what Arceus (human) looked like. I have to imagine her being literally God she gave herself an absolutely bonkers body.
meganiumchads won
>>56642763just remind feraligatr chads how they are mad about typhlosion getting pussy while they can't and how typhlosion is a pedo, and meganium chads won.
>>56642836we must not put down our crocodilian brethren, my friend. yes, meganium is obviously far superior, but any choice that isn't shitdaquil is a good choice. feralifrens are good in my book
>>56642866seen plenty of feraligatr chads insulting meganium. Your "truce" is one sided.
>>56642880the enemy of my enemy is my friend.
>>56642301Hey. I was glad Cyndaquil got to be a PLa starter. was happy with the ghost regional looking cool and being good in VGC. (Frisk was kinda lame but I’m used to doing without). I was fine with OG getting Thunder Punch in Go and the recent com days I was satisfied, I was grateful. I counted my blessing. I had wants but I was happy to get what I had and tried to be the type of person who deserve it. Why the fuck am I being punished? Why is my favorite Pokémon the target of game freak’s rape fetish and the now forveer scapegoat of the all forms of perverted crap the fans are so. Shit where’s the pasta where flygon rapes children and is killed by a garchomp. the pasta were raichus are jabba the hut blobs that rape Pichu then eats them but get choked out by pikachu.
>>56642763>Lowest rated Starter in Smogon>Lowest rated Starter in VGC>Least popular Starter from its own region>No mega>No regional variant>No z-move>No GMax>Not even a decent Dream World abilityWhat did Meganium win exactly?
>>56642963pedophlosion paws typed this.
>>56642963Typedo defence force out alraedy?
>>56642963>patrician hardmode choice>meganiumCHADS disregard compfaggotry and embrace playing with mons they think are cool>unpopular enough to not be ruined by shit memes and furry porn >still gets plenty of official attention thanks to being a starter mon; has been on two different spinoff game boxarts>rival starter choice typedo just got completely and utterly btfoWhat DIDN'T meganium win? We've been winning from the very start, but no one wants to admit in. You lost the moment you cited Smogon as an argument
>>56642911I like all three despite the leaks.
>>56643096Honestly, respectable.
>>56642963In za legends meganium will get it's french variant
>>56642301I genuinely hate all 3 Gen 2 Starter designs. Love basically every other Starter from Gens 1 - 4 except for Torterra. I'm glad the Johto Starters are all going down due to the sex pest allegations.
>>56643139Only typhlosion is going down. Keep being idiotic like EVERY FROGEPOSTER ever.
>>56643128>France is known for its PedophiliaOh no no... Meganium-bros...?
>>56643139only one of the three is going down while the other two rise, retarded frogposter
>>56643162t. typedo
>>56643139Same, but I like Typhlosion. Feraligatr in particular looks so fucking stupid with those weird rectangular scales and belly belt thing
>>56642301I wish that all the /pol/fag zoomer puritans were perma-banned from 4chan forever.
>>56642963>No megaIt's a Mega Nium.
>>56643406>If you're not pro-rape you're a /pol/-fagReally telling on yourself there
>>56643406>zoomer>puritansThe future is bright
>>56642728>to make all the other humans and pokemon.Then where did the human Arceus fucked come from?
>>56644705Humans were already there. Who do you think kicked the shit out of Arceus when she was born? Regigigas didn't have all the fun. We might be giants.
>>56642709>Tfw you take God's virginityI want a game about that man
>>56644727Who said Arceus was a virgin at that time?
>>56642301"I want leaks">>56642709>Arxeus
>>56643464lol
>>56643096Based Johto chad.
>>56645221>Johto "chad"No such thing. Being a Johto fan is like saying your favorite Shonen series is Bleach.
>>56645174>"I want leaks"And boy did we get some fantastic leaks.
>>56642301I've been laughing basically every hour whenever I remember the Typhlosion leaks. Seeing Typhlosion-fags permanently unable to post online without this being brought up brings me endless amusement.
>>56644727It's called Monster Girl Quest
>>56645698all shonenslop is shit, and all non-jonto regions are also shit
>>56642301Haha and it's still only TyphlosionFeraligatrfags are dead, Meganium gets a pass because everyone likes to be suuuuper original and shit on it. It never stopped being relevant, still generating seethe to this day.
>>56646510>minor spelling mistakeit is what it is
>>56646510Johto is the only bad region out of the 5 good gens (1 - 5)
>>56646537Gatr is making waves in Smogon singles since it's a slightly better Gyarados. They're both solid RU Pokemon in a gen when Mew, Infernape, Swampert, Tornadus, Thundurus, and Suicune fell to NU.
>>56646494Kek haven’t expected it being mentioned here ever again.Was honestly surprised how many (previously) Pokémon /tr/ artists got me into MGQ, like wizard898 or monorus.
>>56644936Those aren't his eyes. His "nostrils" are his actual eyes.
>>56642301As a rape corruption pregnancy enthusiast as well as a Johto enthusiast, your attempt at souring my wish backfired big time, Monkey's Paw.
>>56646814Femanon...
>>56643096>I like all three despite the leaks.
>>56647004What is this, an image for ants?
>>56646717Fake news
>>56646661MGQ was the 3rd VN I ever played after Katawa Shoujo and Yume Miru Kusuri. I remember reading the blogspot for translation progress updates for MGQ2 and 3.
>>56646603Okay, fair point. Gatrchads won too then.
>>56647050paradox part 3 is coming 1st of next month btw
>>56647014yes, Ants need images too
>>56647014Yes, it's very funny. I wish you were an ant as I am, perhaps you would be able to enjoy it as well.
>>56643074My Typhlosion has raped 1 billion chikoritas and there is nothing you Meganiumcucks can do about it lmao.Cope and seethe Megacucks meanwhile you're getting your ass raped by Bugsy and Pryce my Typhlochad is having sex Jasmine lmao cuck
>>56647270Only gays and women like Typhlosion.
It's astonishing how quickly opinions are shifting, though. The narrative is already evolving into the idea that only retarded basement dwellers are making le rape jokes.I wouldn't be surprised if, in a few days, the conversation shifts toward the argument that such humor is harmful to actual rape victims someow.
>>56647421That's just wishful thinking on your part. It's 90% people laughing about it, 8% people masturbating, and 2% people trying to browbeat people for laughing/fapping.
>>56647357Gays prefer Gatr
>>56647450maybe on your discord server, it's a different story outside of /vp/
>>56647270>bragging about watching your pokemon have sex with jasmine while you arent>while calling other people cuckslol? lmao even?
>>56647464Gays like both. There's an almost equal amount of Gatr and Typh bara porn.
>>56647599It's like that on YouTube and Twatter as well.
>>56647675Unless that poster is a she, it's not cuckery
>>56647464Gay SCALIES prefer Ferligatr. Furries, the much larger community, prefers Typhlosion.
>>56647997…it’s only been like 3 days
>>56648266There's been like 10 images of Typhlosion with his bride since then.
>>56647877that's not how it works retard
>>56647997proof meganium won
>>56643139>reddit frog avatar fag
