If pokemon were real I would intentionally walk into the woods and be abducted. I would consume melatonin berries and sleep with my husband forever.at night we would make Tender loving rape while avoiding eye contact with my husband
>>56644349still a better life than life IRL
>>56644349>Male human can't compete againt Pokemon cock>Female human can't compete with Pokemon pussy
>>56644349RAPE ME!!!! I IMPREGNATE ME!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FU K FUCK!!
>>56644349I always wanted to be a powerful pokemon that camps out in forests near towns to catch young female trainers just starting out on their journey so I can rape them. And now I have a lore accurate pokemon to self insert as. I love this little goober even more now.
Cool story femcel
>>56644349this but reverse genders. Typhlosion will always be female to me
i need the berries...
>>56644389>Male human can't compete againt Pokemon cockIs that why he drugged her?
>>56645158No, it's just that unconscious pussy is the best pussy.
>>56644980Dangerously basedhttps://files.catbox.moe/6r1yn4.jpg
>>56645215And here I thought "Female human can't compete with Pokemon pussy"
>>56644349Hot but why you can have eye contact. バクフーン just didn't want to be seen in his normal form when sleeping, but I would insist he keeps his normal form.
My good boy giving me kisses
>>56644349The new fan art is cute but god damn is this the only thing you niggers care about out of the 5000 other leaks?
>>56646135dubcon is hot, news at 11
>>56644349>>56644465>>56646117I NEED this next time I replay soul silver I'm picking cyndaquil as my starter and evolving him and pretending that he's my husband for the whole playthough
>>56646519Is that not what you did the first time?
>>56646519Literally started playing legends because of this
>>56646117Deepthroating that thing
I said this a few times yesterday and I'll say it again today. Play Ecchi version.
>>56646605Any notable adventures with him yet?
>>56646656What is that
What if I want to tell my husband that I know he's a Typhlosion, and that I accept him and still love him despite our physical differences... Would he accept me too?
>>56646605I'm really tempted to buy Legends because of these leaks. I'll be approaching it with a totally different mindset.
>>56646709Mating press.
>>56646689Pokemon Ecchi version, fangame where the main female playable character's iconic partner is Typhlosion and you can have sex with Pokemon
>>56646709What if I'm nervous because I'm also secretly a Typhlosion and he's unaware that our relationship is completely normal.. would that be awkward
>>56646117>>56646622I want that thing inside my hole
>>56646680Nothing, just wandering around aimlessly. Why doesn't the game have a follow feature??
>>56646746Thanks! I will download this once I get on my pc
>>56644465what's the source for this anyway? reverse image search gives me nothing
>>56646605I came back to it after these leaks. I never actually beat the real final bossGave me a good surge of motivation too
>>56644349If we take at face value that the story is canon, It cannot be taken at face value as a historical account. It's folklore.
>>56647662take a highly pressurized blast of Typhlosion cum at face value
>>56647662Don't crush these women's dreams.
>>56647432https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97718535
>>56647662This is not stopping anybody
>>56647720thanks
>>56646746huh, in my brain I had always lumped this with the moeshit rom hacks. are there any in a similar vein where you play a male protagonist instead? female protag is big turn of for me
>>56648650I think Ecchi version got a male protag option a while ago but I genuinely have not checked. Humbird0's game might also qualify I have not looked at that shit in like a decade so I don't even remember what's in that game. Aside from that I recall seeing something on pixiv in the last few years but I can't even remotely direct you in the correct direction or if it's only for trainers (it sort of seemed like it but I was not paying enough attention). Sorry for my mostly useless information, but hopefully it might be able to point you in roughly correct directions.
>>56646709>Typhlosion husband keeps his human form during sex because he's worried about hurting you or you finding his physiology weird>Eventually convince him to keep his true form and have the best night of your life>Gets more bold over time like telling you not to wear clothing around the cave or branding you as his
>Female trainer and her owner, Typhlosion, coming back from the cave to her village>She's barely wearing any clothes, is pregnant and is clearly branded with a tattoo showing who she belongs to>As she proudly declares that she's Typhlosion's slave wife, he gropes her assWhat happens next?
>>56648650The discord says there might be a male protagonist and female pokemon in the future
>>56648808Huh, I guess I'll just wait half a decade then, lol. good to know
>>56648742hnnnnghh
>>56648784I don't want to be barely naked for anybody but my Typhlosion husband.
>>56648908His warm body is going to keep you warm during winter
>>56646656I've been playing this and I really like it but why is everything so goddamn slow and inconvenient, it feels somehow worse than playing a vanilla pokemon game
>>56648908How're you gonna show off your tattoo then?
>>56648784Krillin says YABBA DABBA DOOO in excitement
>>56648967I don't mind the idea of being branded, but the whole flaunting it thing feels awfully similar to QOS bullshit which isn't my thing. It might be for some people, but I just want to get tenderly raped by my loving, possessive Typhlosion husband in both his human and real forms.
I see ppl imagining him with a knot but I think of him with just a nice cone.
>>56649009Based.
>>56649023Cute big taper cock with bone
So what did we learn these last couple days?
>>56649271Dawn is the problem, not Ty
>>56649271I need to get my womb filled with hot cum and that I am ready to be pregnant
I'm afraid to say that I might have had a crush on Typhlosion when I was in middle school...
>>56649271Women on /vp/ are actually based.
>>56649336That's fucking based, and don't worry I've heard "worse". No shame to be had.
>>56646519I literally started a new game of HG earlier because of Typhlosion memes
>>56649023>Not wanting to be locked together with your husband for hours to make sure not even a drop of his cum escapes
Toy him away, bakes.
>>56649369>Naughty>SturdyYou just fucking know.
>>56649271That there's a lot more yumejos and male monster on girl enjoyers than I thought and I couldn't be happier cause I never liked fujo content. Positively surprised and motivated me to make stuff.
>>56649416What are you working on? Also based, fuck fujos.
>>56649336I've had a crush on Typhlosion since I've was in elementary school back in 2001. He solo carried me through the entire game (until I got defeated by Red...)
>>56649336My first crush was blaze the cat, her name means fire and typhlosion is a fire type so we're so alike femanon maybe you can be my veepee girlfriend????
>>56649483I solo'd Gold with an unevolved Cyndaquil and got stuck on Red but you don't see me being fucking retarded in this thread do you?
>Brat behavior Don't give up, anon.
>>56649500H-here, berry
>>56646117You guys are missing the point that he takes on the form of a handsome human. He is basically a youkai. They should be having tender loving sex as humans, not when he's in his monstrous form.
>>56649543I feel like you missed the implication I was a dude because, much like you, I compared my real life experience to somebody else in this thread as an example of what not to do. As I am not a faggot, I'm going to have to ask you to stop acting like one. Take a little break right now, but you really need to lurk more if you don't understand the basics of communication.
>>56646519Aus bless your pure-hearted femanon heart.
>>56649585I'm so horny. I can't do this
>>56649604Then stop, like I said, take a break. The board will still be here when you get back and people aren't going to shut up about this and there will probably be a general for Typhlosion by the weekend.
>>56649604 (me)Ops, wrong person, didn't mean to quote you! Was replying while masturbating
>>56649646Sorry, given how that guy was acting I assumed the same of him. But this is also sort of what I was talking about, so I guess lesson learned all around.
>>56649425Based united hate towards fujos. Worst is when they don't even tag their shit properly cause how dare you not wanna see it. I made some memes people post here and maybe (?) I make a Typhlosion Stardew mod (I made a mod in the past so I know how it works thankfully) but I'm already working on my personal drawings/comics of oc girl x oc monster things. Goal would be to make a little game one day with the characters. Now that I know that men here like it too I'll make it so you can play as the monster if you want. All I can say is code is hard but someones gotta do something even if it's like simple.
Why can’t fujos just go all out and become animal fuckers like furries? I can respect a girl taking a knot for following her dream
>>56649715Fujo here. I'm so fucking sorry about those braindead retards. I know the feel since there's some times I just want to look at Yumejo stuff, but it's not tagged. Makes me want to off myself
The fujos hate is uncalled for>is one
>>56649715>The thing that will unite men and women together is Typhlosion and fujo hateGod, these really have been some good days, eh? That's an impressive amount of stuff to work on, anon. The Typhlosion Stardew mod sounds pretty cool. How would that work? Just adding him as a character? And I wish you luck with your comic and game, a playable version from the male perspective sounds fun. More union, haha.
>>56644349Yeah no joke if there was even the chance of being abducted/mated by one I would seek it out constantly. Who cares about human society if you could be a strong mom's mate for life instead?I'd gladly bear its eggs
>>56644816They wish they were instead of just being sluts
i'm glad to know i'm not the only one who has been creatively inspired by the typhlosion sex story
>>56649885>Girl constantly stumbling around the forest, putting herself in "compromised" position for a big and scary Typhlosion to whisk her away>This shit happens every other week, different girl, same idea>The local Typhlosion is aware of this every time it happens, and rolls his eyes every time he can smell the scent of the unbelievably horny girls that willingly throw themselves in dangerous situations>Still, his cave is full he has no need for any more, so he picks his berries and goes on his merry way, back home
>>56649937post some of them, I wanna see
Yumefags, start creating art of your cute female trainer OC getting railed by Typhlosion NOW!
>>56650077i'm afraid there's nothing worth showing yet... but if a general really does spawn from all of this then i may stick around and see what i can do
>>56650162Someone definitely should make an OP, give it a try, so we can finally have a localized spot for all of this.
>>56646117Source?
>>56650342slop you fucking idiot
>>56650345Hot damn they're getting good
>>56644349My dick is bigger
>>56644465>>56646117>>56646999They were one of my favourite ships long before and now everyone will think it's because of the leaks.So this is what it feels like .
>>56649271I wish I could date a monsterfucker girl now that I know they are more common.
>>56650342AI shit
>>56649585You have to actually publish something. Bring out your concept on pixiv and twitter and get the additional motivational boost.I'd be poised to see whatever you come up with.I need more monster stuff from a female perspective.
>>56650563You've gotten more allies on your side
>>56650252If we get a general going I can promise I'd post in that. Finally a dedicated spot for us. >>56649800Yep like a custom npc. I'd have to make custom cutscenes/heart events. It's a lot of just dialogue cause there's seperate text for marriage. I'm thinking he could have his fire out during winter in the spritesheet. Thank you I look up to people who make lots of things online and I wanna be the same.>>56649743I remember back in the day ppl would put warnings on their things. Idek if the term applies for people who enjoy more than just yaoi. I don't comment and just scroll past but being in the same spaces and feeling forced to see it causes tensions yeah. One thing that comes to mind is fujo translators putting their thoughts into the tl notes of a straight story like zamn dude. I don't even wanna insult singular posters who act normal (even though I'm a little fujo hater) but you see some things over the years and it builds up in people for sure.
>>56650763Tell me they're not the cutest. He looks so soft and cuddly and like such a good bed partner.
>>56650763ahh I want to cuddle naked with Typhlosion!!
>Been wanting to do a gajinka cosplay of Typhlosion at some point>Due to the leaks I'm definitely now going to have a box of raspberries that I carry around as an accessory if I do end up cosplaying him
>>56650888>>56650905You never need a heating blanket because he is naturally hot and will keep you warm during cold nights
>>56650868If this turns into a general I'd expect quality to take a nosedive but having the possibility to collect somewhere sure is alluring.At the very least a real alternative to the yume threads on /h/ which don't allow content that's too monster and isn't sfw focused anyway.
>>56650922Be careful, normal people don't like rape jokes.
Can I get some references for Hisuian typh? I want to draw him
>>56650938I've complete confidence in that not being a concern in the slightest.
>>56649271Absolutely not a single thing I still want to sex pokemon as much as I did last week
>>56650964Need me a beast that will look at me like that, those lustful eyes are making my heart race
>>56650868>>56650930Maybe it could be something like /mpohf/ - Male Pokémon on Human Female General
if we do become a general can it be a general yume thread? i have more husbandomons than just typhlosion
>>56650629only if you are also a monsterfucker girl!
So Typhlosion General next thread?
>>56651015yes it should probably be something like that
>>56651025Make it male pokemon x female so that we can spice things up
>>56650922Are there good Gijinka Typh designs? Anything I saw is kind of underwhelming, he should be more elegant, vest and jacket with a fur collar and a gentlemanly demeanour to court you.
>>56651046>Gentleman Typhlosion Now that's a fucking idea. A lot of the designs I've seen definitely follow a more "rough bad boy" theme, though I also like the idea of a more laid-back Hisuian Typhlosion kind of getup. In the end these are all things I'd have to mull over, since I'll mainly just be playing it be ear and keep it relatively simple. I'm no professional, it's just something I want to have fun with. Big fan of the "gentleman" idea, and obviously something around the collar to represent the flames is a must regardless of the general theme.
No wonder the dad killed the typhlosion so easily, its just a fat rat with no muscle, probably why it has to prey on children2 arrows could take it down, now if it was a charizard the dad would have never had a chance
>>56651224this guy wants charizard as a rapist get him nah jk dont get him he's funny
>>56648650>spoilerdamn homo
>>56651046>>56651151Finally someone shares the vision. It's clear during the myth he cares about the girl. I'd imagine a gentleman with messy short hair and a relaxed expression (both from hisuian typh). For clothing I'd imagine him in a male yukata, with maybe some beads to represent his fire collar? Not sure
>>56651299Beads were actually one of the first things I thought off when initially thinking of a Hisuian Typhlosion outfit (which included a yukata) a good while ago. Might be worth having both a regular and Hisuian concept to go with. Wondering if something like a turtle neck with an open suit jacket would work for the former.
>>56650629ppl will say this but then when u ask them to wear a mask or a helmet to resemble a monster theyll say its too much of a hassle...
Why not something a warrior monk fit ? >Beads >Face covered >Kimono and Haori for underside and coat
>>56651299Just saw this.I imagined him more in a western style but I can see why this is implied more by the story.
>>56647662Why are you still at this
>>56651040>>56651006this. we can talk about all kinds of mons that way. >>56650930tbf we dont need to have one up all the time. we can even have a rentry with text for the op. maybe the random monster x girl media compilation i was working on has finally some use lel.
>>56651602I like this cause I like to imagine he never actually shapeshifted and just wore very concealing clothing.
>>56651485Man I'd be thrilled for someone to tell me to dress up for them. Hell yeah, costumes are fun, especially for if the other wants to indulge in their fantasy more.
>>56649009Agreed, it's retarded. Only one acceptable though is bites on the collarbone, some sort of weird hybrid between hickeys and ABO bonding
>>56649715you can be a fujo and a himejo if ur mentally ill enough!
>>56651967>doesn't know what a himejo is
>>56651976sorry im autistic i thought that said yumejo kill me
OmnivoreGODS watching such trivialities from the plane of enlightenment episode rerun #283837
>>56651823doesn't it say he asks the girl not to look at his face?
>>56652149no, he says not to look at him while he's sleeping
Why can't you motherfuckers be normal and want to get bridal carried by your pokehusband at your consensual wedding or something
>massaging his feetsies>holding his handsies>feeding him candy>kissing him deeply>fluffing his neck>holding our baby>seeing the sun rise togetheryup im thinkin based
>>56652217they do though? you think getting pounded and owned means they don't want cuddles?
>>56651823I know how you mean it because it would take an extra point of titillation when he disrobes for the first time. But at the same time I can't help imagine how comical that would become.Imagining how it dresses up in some found human clothes and drapes thinking "yeah this will totally fool them" and then it actually works.Makes it a bit sweet though, meaning he went out specifically to interact with humans, maybe even with the intend of courting one.>>56651930I think that's called lovebites. It's the same appeal but with less of the "property" aspect and more just showing your deep bond and trust. Tattoos seem more like a male fantasy.
>>56652217That happens after the initial encounter where we got the freak out of our systems.
>>56648908you don't have a choice on the matteryou're his, body and soul
>>56645158cope slaking roidpig
>>56652217Because this a typhlosion thread and typhlosion is now the rape starter. Go make a thread with another one if you want boring normal lovey dovey stuff.
>>56652356I think I could see there being some kind of light illusion going on with it being a ghost type and all, and by the time it disrobes you're probably too out of your mind on berries to care or resist.
>>56652606He's also implied to genuinely care for the shōjo in the myth. Either way, both rape monster and lovely hubby Typhlosion are welcome here, no need to shun each other off
>>56650868He should live in the secret woods.I bet a yandere version of him would be very popular too.
>>56652606nta but rape-to-love is a thing and especially common with yandere fantasies which this seems to appeal to.Also another hijinks I hope there will be more.
>>56652808*gajinkaFucking AC
It's such a weird thing to me that the tables have turned.Basically all of the people freaking out about Pokemon seem like the weird ones and all the ones going "That's hot" somehow seem more normal in my opinion.
>>56652808it's by far the most common type of rape fic in general and it's not even close. i don't care much for yandere personally and I like to think of typh as having more of a collected but controlling presence.
>>56651015i hope so too there r lots of pokemon i would like to husband itd be nice to have a place to talk abt it w/ fellow yumejoshi,,>>56652237u understand....id give up everything abt my old life for this w/ my pokehubby
>>56648784>>56649009Wasn't this branding stuff the shit /furred/ was into when it existed? Where can i find this content now.....
>>56652237sooooo based
Typhlosion bitches the kind of women to have nothing but 50 plushies and a 14" bad dragon in their room
>>56653036same i need yumejoshi thread...>>56653204made me realise i dont have a typhlosion plush yet!!!!!fucki wonder if theres any good ones i could get on mercari...
>>56653237Make it then I believe in you
>>56653204called out,,the one i have is way too like,, wide tho i dont like it
>>56653237Does that mean you have 49 plushies and the 14" bad dragon already
if theres a human male on female pokemon thread why cant there be the opposite..,.,even just for a little while
>>56653277bd yes but i only have 12 plushies...>>56653249idk how to make a thread on phone sorry
>>56653338Let me guess rex large?
morning yumejoshi pervs, what's going on
>>56653276lowkey might get the duke one it seems a lot easier to use than the one i have and it looks a lot like what i think hubbys would look like
>>56653384thinking about hubby :)
>>56653384morning!! nice to see u again!! im looking at typhlosion and other pokehubby plushies and also maybe a bad dragon toy while i wait for my laundry to finish..how r u!!i didnt get to write down my dreams i couldnt remember them..
>>56653396i'm glad!! i hope some good art graces us today>>56653406i'm pretty good, had weird dreams involving finches and happy chaos from guilty gear. playing PLA.damn i wish i had a BD. poor and tryina get on disability tho, hope you pick out a good one!
>>56653384 just daydreaming about comfy hubby mornings again
>>56653458>the crack of dawn, the first rays of morning light pour into the cavely home. Hubby still sleeping with his body wrapped around us
>>56653362nope! its a tako>>56653384at uni please save me pokehusband...
reminder fellow yumes that my discord name is my name here (i keep is separate from my main)>>56653458as usual here in thread, keep on keepin on>>56653489he'd want you to keep doing your best and i'm sure he's really proud of you!
>>56653489Large? Looks like one of the smaller models theyve got
>>56653489Do your best! If not for yourself then for him!
>>56653528medium one cuz im poor... and shipping costs to europe are insaneits rly nice tho
>>56653558>>56653523thank u ;_; ill do it for him...
>>56653581
>>56653566Maybe there are 3d printed options in europe for cheap
>>56653523>'cord nameWhat for
>>56653673keeping in touch with other yumes and anonsmostly cause why not>>56653672as someone who works with 3d printers please dont fuck yourself with anything made directly on a printer, it aint great and has a texture than can irritate the inner lining.
>>56653673to erp you moron
Any of you into monster hunter?
>>56653838Glavenus and Zinogre are so hot...
>>56653838who likes guilty gear
>>56644349>I would intentionally walk into the woods and be abducted>walks into woods hoping to get kidnapped by hot shapeshifting flame bear>instead get viciously attacked and mauled by a pack of vigoroth>be kidnapped and brought back to the filthy shit stinking rape cave >get violently raped by ugly bastard slaking and all the vigoroth
>>56653873You make it sound like a bad thing.
>>56653859Always that fucking thunderdog I hate him
>>56653941:( Well who's your favorite?
>There is a chance that any given time there are more multiple women using a Bad Dragon dildo while browsing these threads
>>56653961This fuckboy
>>56653999Nargucuga is great taste. Nice trips
>>56653999Excellent taste
>>566538380 knowledge butis there a monster that looks like bahamut from ff?asking for no reason in particular haha
>>56644349Why are women like this?
>>56649271typhlosion is good at sex
>>56654112Kinda
>>56654147They have good taste.
>>56654112Nergigante is the closest I can think of off the top of my head
>>56653941based zinogre haterFor me its Yian Garuga
>>56644349
>>56654162>>56654165ooooo thanks!
>>56654147Women are not that different from men, remember every time one of them calls men emotionless violent sex driven degenerates it's entirely projection.
Reminder that Arceus drops off the eggs in Pokémon world. Not seggs.
>>56654171Pretty based, I like how cute Kut Kus look in wilds so I wonder if Garuga will get a new model
Why is the thought of Typhlosion impregnating women with his Cyndaquill eggs so hot?
>>56654147>>56654309>complain that men are stupid animals that only want to rape them>idolise and fantasise about a stupid animal that only wants to rape them This is why men say shit like "they were asking to be raped" btw.
Wonder how many copies of Legends they have sold since the leak because of him.
>>56654388They don't complain about men wanting to rape them solely.They complain about men who they don't want to get raped by wanting to rape them. There's a difference.
>>56654460i haven't touched a mainline game since sun and moon but this might actually be what makes me pick up arceus
>>56654372that's how all cyndaquils are made
>>56654460>People noticing a weird trend of women all saying "Legends Arceus" when asked what's the most recent game they bought
>>56644349are you an actual woman? because if so, I want to discuss this with you
i feel rly stiff and sore today i think i slept weird but this would fix me i think,, >>56654372i would love a baby cyndaquil they r so cute i love their little snouts..
>>56654535Anon, look at the entire fucking thread.
>>56654372I want to squeeze them out...
>>56654372i need this. badly
>>56654536it would fix me thats for sure. feeling his paws press between my back and shoulder blades while he takes me for himself and our children
>>56654564I'll take that as a no thena shame, because saving a femcel from post-wall regret would be nice
I am going to post my penis
>>56654632you can't fix us, anon. you can't fix us.
>Every time a picture of Cyndaquill is posted, someone replies with "my son"Honestly one of my new favorite memes.
>>56654648fixing implies something broken
>>56654648I can and I willyou just need someone to care about you in a way that no one will
>>56654632i dont think you can cure my mental illness sorry
Do you guys think Typh would take any issue with an autistic anon being his wife... Like being overly cuddly and having difficulty manifesting my feelings with him...
>>56654665>t.yphlosion
>>56654665ugh, how pathetic. No wonder society is pussywhipped to death.
>>56654372I need audio of a woman begging for typhlosion cock and to be impregnated by him for cooming purposes.
>>56654536Source?
>>56654682it lives in cave, eats berries and rapes kids, I don't think it cares
>>56654705This.
>>56654682that's what berries are for
>>56654680you don't have mental illness, you have a hole in your heart >>56654684human, actually, but I have a smidgeon of hare and faerie>>56654686you call me a beta and yet I am doing more than you. curious
>>56654665i'm already engaged
>>56654682He has fur for a reason anon, go and cuddle to your heart's content
do u guys think typhlosion would support u while u laid his eggs like would he lick the sweat and tears from your face and hold ur hand and help u be comfortable i think he would,,
>>56654707https://baraag.net/@Butterchalk/113314190738546761
>>56654737alrightI hope you treat him well and he you
>>56654755Yes of course! He's a good hubby
>>56654536full?
>>56654772Thanks.
>>56654632There is no regret. This isn't about femcel desperation. This is about satisfying a craving that no man could ever satisfy.
>>56654755i want to lay on top of him and have his arms around me... i know his soft fluffy body will keep me safe
>>56654731anon look at the thread, they want to be raped and impregnated by a fictional animal, you can't fixing them. the most you could be to them is another piece of meat they wouldn't mind being raped by.
>>56654818THISi hate being a teratophile monsters arent even real. i need to die
>>56654731You work yourself into a sexual frenzy by the mere suggestion of a pussy being present. Proclaming your unending affection to some random whore you haven't even seen the face of. Us men may deserve our sorry state, but I hate being dragged down by retards like you.
>>56654839It's soul consuming, isn't it? It's just not fair.
ITT: troons pretending to be womenYWNBAW
>>56654789>He's a good hubbyCanon kidnapper, child rapist, and attempted patricide (and casual child abandonment).
>>56654818if you truly think no man can satisfy the urge, then so be itbut I warn you how you will feel when you realize you've come to understand the fiction that is monsterfucking>>56654834to be fair, I also love feral>>56654861>sexualmy cock isn't even hard you duncemaybe you should learn the difference between romance and mating
>>56654564>Anon, look at the entire fucking thread.I'm looking at it but all I see is femboys and gay RPingI\m not sure who began to spread this lie but /vp/ has as much f:m percentage as other boards like /v/, which is so miniscule it is not worth mentioning
>>56654874I don't see a contradiction
>>56654731no one wants here wants to see your revolting shriveled dick, nor one from any other putrid m*id. monster men do not exist, and thus we can mold them into whatever being we desire with no regards for the limits of reality or humanity.
>>56654460>>56654524>tfw I want to boot up PLA to check up on my Typhlosion bf>haven't played in a while so it needs to synch to the cloud to open my savefile>don't wanna launch it online because then people on my friendlist will see (and they would definitely notice)FUCK
Imagine being a Typhlosion after all this shit. You just want to chill and shit in the forest, but you keep being bothered by weird smelling women who want to mooch from you and make you work your ass off to support them while they do nothing.
>>56654899it's always about sex on the internet, isn't itwhat I'm craving is not sexual, but romantic
>>56654887>how you will feel when you realize you've come to understand the fiction that is monsterfuckingSee >>56654839 >>56654867
>>56654874Women goon and fawn over serial killers who've done far worse.
>>56654789:) >>56654819me too,, i keep daydreaming abt how soft and fluffy and warm he is i cant stop thinking abt him?? >>56654800yea shes full,,https://files.catbox.moe/537bma.png>>56654909i wouldnt do nothing i would help him forage and cook meals for us and keep our home clean and tidy and sneak into the village to steal food sometimes!!
>>56654887>my cock isn't even hard you dunceSo what is it then? A conditioned behavior? Even more sad>romanceIf a woman going "tee hee im so fucked up" on 4chan is enough to elicit legitimate romantic feelings maybe you should have your brain checked.
>>56654903Just be a shameless whore for Typhlosion.
>>56654909wdym i'd climb any tree to keep typho safe
>>56654933>Sneaking into the village to steal foodElaborate.
>>56654927I understand full wellthe idea of not being able to gain knowledge and love from a thousand year-old dragon who has seen the world in a way I can never comprehend is maddeningbut even so, I need to love and be loved, and I'll have to settle for a human woman
>>56654903let go of your shame anon. Don't let it stop you from visiting your bf
>>56654892Pokémon is largely comfy games about cute critters and friendship. There relative amount of women is MUCH higher here than on /v/.
>>56654873my ovaries say otherwise>>56654933i wish i was full too... it would be a lot of fun to become almost as wild as him
>>56654932Just because they think it's hot to fuck criminals doesn't make it good husband material.
>>56654978you reek of troon partly because you unironically like guilty gear
>>56654978>my ovaries say otherwise>namefag>into bestiality>hasn't posted titsChecks out.
>>56654755Ugh I just want my back to be nestled against his warm chest and belly and hold his paw while I pop out one egg after another until I pass out...I was already really into egg laying before but this whole thing made it even worse, fuck
>>56654874girls love monstershit, rape and loli, don't let the normalfags tell you otherwise.
>>56654933>yea shes full,,Does not look like she is full, he has quite substantial length of his cock left to shove even deeper
>>56654705Seconding.
>>56654873This is the local BBC fag and troon convention
>Retards found the thread
>>56655008why the fuck are there so many troons in this series. brisket is a guy, get over it. fags>>56655011faggot confirmed, i'm a faggot>>56655014i didn't even realize the egg thing but holy shit it would be really nice wouldn't it>>56655024confirmed, we do
>>56655026Girls can sadly only take 5-6 specially if they arent well trainesI highly doubt any femcel poster here can take more than 7 inches
>>56655024My girlfriend broke up with me when I told her I was into loli, so I'm pretty sure that's not true.Okay, it was more complicated than that, but still.>>56655034This is true though.
>>56655024Well, mostly ones that have trauma from abuse, but there are a lot of them.
>>56655061This.
>>56655061>I highly doubt any femcel poster here can take more than 7 inchesSince they're not taking anything real, they're probably used to being stretched out by dragon dildos or something. I'm sure they're all loose and worn out despite never having been with a single man. Women are truly pathetic.
>>56655061I'm sure with a more gentle but firm push they can make it. Imagine the fullness
>>56655066Sorry about that. Please never tell anyone not anonymously that you like loli, ever again. Looking out for ya anon.
>>56655066i'm... glad you trusted her enough to admit to it, anon.>>56655070never been abused, just a pervert.>>56655082belly bulge belly bulge belly bulge
I don't give a single fuck about your retarded foid fantasiesI will find and have gay sex with typhlosion and if he isn't gay I will make him gay
https://x.com/popopoka_/status/1846560074249933237?s=46&t=34_rFJi27ZiYh1yrvLtzxQOH N-
>>56655103I said mostly and I wasn't referring to you. Glad you weren't though.
>>56655079Nah, they buy a huge horsecock dildo then only use 4 inches of it
if every faggot got lynched the world would be a better place holy shit why do they have such horrid taste
>>56655014exactly :-: so cute and comfy and his soft breathing and flames would keep me distracted..also yea i might need to get one of those dildos that puts eggs in u so u can lay them..>>56654963well at night when every1 is sleeping i would sneak back to my old village although i wouldnt remember much abt my life there,, id use my house key to sneak into my old house and steal some fish meat eggs and veggies out of the pantry and sneak back out and lock the door b4 dad woke up and caught me,, if anyone saw me at night from a distance they wouldnt be too suspicious since i just look like a normal villager as long as i wasnt w/ hubby but i would b sad w/out him..id be desperate to get home to him
>>56645158>can't competeI bet Typhlosion was thinking that too right up until the girl's father started beating him to death.
>>56655124This is probably what Typhlosion girls look like and it's their exact fantasy too.
Turns out the whole rape story was poorly translated and is all just a coincidence. Someone on twitter translated a whole thread about it. When i first took note of this, i felt like i need to know the source of the leaks before it's too late. https://x.com/wanimatic3/status/1846502302703563081?s=46&t=Rb0qmXzodSOuENJQxrMJ8Q
>>56655144Becaue women are known for their great taste in anything
>>5665513was just sayin. hope the other femanons itt werent messed up by trauma
>>56655160He couldn't even get her to consentMeanwhile a ursaring female was literally bringing over ursaring males to be brutally murdered by her human BULL
>>56655144True, faggots are interested in shit Pokemon like Feraligatr.
>>56655165It's too late, it doesn't matter what you say, bad translation, youkai story, folklore, it's like zeus - the damage is done. It's a meme.
>>56655094I'm aware, anon. She just asked me outright if I liked it and I didn't want to lie. Oh well.>>56655103>i'm... glad you trusted her enough to admit to it, anon.Too much, I guess.She was still talking to her ex behind my back and got back with him "a whole month" after breaking up with me.Too good to be true, I guess. Hope she enjoys the abusive britbong some more. Oh, and his only job (which he lost) was being part of a cryptoscam.Anyway, I'm done being a faggot, now back to whatever in God's name this thread is. Funny, one of the first fanfics I ever read was about a guy and a Quilava on a Pokehentai site. AGHNP or something? It's been almost two decades, it's hard to remember. Shit was pretty wild, and I don't even like this kind of stuff, but there you go. Something something full circle.
>>56655185You forgot to mention the female voting statistics.Would have been an even bigger slam dunk than their shit movie/book taste.
>>56644980Same. In my first ever Silver playthrough I only noticed my Typhlosion was female by the fourth badge, 10 year old me was still in that "yuck girls" phase, but I was too deep to restart so I pressed on. Now I only see Tiphies as female first.
>>56654818>>56654839THIS is a pain I have been carrying since puberty desu. I always knew I could never really scratch that itch.At best one can hope for a straight fursuiter.
>>56655066I'm glad that my bf knew that I was a freak and vice versa before we even metGod I fucking love the internet, I 100% would've died a virgin if I grew up without it
>>56655165> bunch of incoherent ramblings and random screenshots> no supposed correct english translationinto the trash
I'm glad we can all finally admit that Typhlosion is the superior Pokemon.
>>56655274Whered you meet? Some furry site?
>>56655274>I 100% would've died a virgin if I grew up without itI still will.Must be nice to be a female.
>>56655189I have incredibly deep trust issues due to mental illness and bullying. A comfy life with a Typhlosion that genuinely loves and cares for me and is away from humanity's evil is a paradise. Maybe that's why the story appeals so much to me.
>>56653612this one is cute>>56653672>>56653692also would suggest not using anything 3d printed for that, specially resin printers use toxic materials, and even cured would be a risk
>>56655293anon i think we all knew and many of us were afraid to admit it
>>56655274The question is how much of your freakness you want to advertise beforehand. I really am considering so but I don't want a relationship just based on lust.Guess it's time to start looking at 4chan dating threads again.
>>56655315>I have incredibly deep trust issues due to mental illness and bullying.LARP harder. A lot of us were bullied and have shit wrong with our heads. Not all of us want to be reamed by an animal though.
>>56653612sauce?
>>56655300No, a Pokémon forum>inb4 >forumYes I'm fucking old>>56655309Don't give up anon, there's always someone out there for you as long are you're not a woman hating sack of shit, and even then you can change if you really wanted to
>>56655329Well, I'm glad we've reached the point where there's no reason to be afraid and everyone can proudly admit it.
>>56655315>A comfy life with a TyphlosionThe story is about being kidnapped and raped by an evil animal what do you mean it appeals to you.
>>56655344I spoke for myself. You're different from me and probably have different desires, no need to be so aggressive.
>>56655315i think you really need someone to care for you like that, yeah. mix it with teratophilia and you get... this thread.>>56655353PKMN.NET?...
eventually the realization sets inno woman ever wants meI will die alone
>>56655165people must know the truth
>>56655367>wake up>eat>gather firewood and/or guard the cave until husband comes back fron foraging/hunting>sex occasionally >cuddle until you fall asleep>repeatSeems pretty comfy for me
>>56655353I don't hate women. I just don't want them to vote.But seriously, I doubt I'll find anyone. Takes me years to get to know and trust people, so even if I found someone now, I'd probably be almost 40 by the time I had children.Guess I'll end up being one of those guys who dates girls half his age or something. Yay...>>56655367"Abused" girls are weird, man. I know a few. Some of them are just full of shit, all of them are leftoid contrarians, and none of them know what they want, even when outright given what they say they want though you could argue that's women in general.
>>56655367not that girlie but for me like being able to forget abt everything and just focus on life w/ my hubby would be a dream come true like,, no job, no friends or family to worry abt, no need to deal w/ annoying ppl anymore just me and him
>>56655353>SpoilerNot him, but Christ.
>>56655384Nope, it was obscure as hell
>>56655409You missed the part where the berries are basically roofies and you fall asleep after eating them while he fucks you in your sleep.
>>56655423You definitely hate women dude, who are you trying to fool? Yourself?>>56655428What? It's true
>>56655388Just see a hooker. It's the same ripoff just less convoluted.If you want to be loved for who you are you should aspire to become gay.
>>56655353>spoilerWe both know that is not necessarily an excluding factor either. But in fantasy even kidnapping monster boys can end up as gentlemen.
>>56655409thisi don't imagine my ideal typhlosion as a pedo rapist. i imagine him as a lonely but kind man who wanted to protect someone he thought was vulnerable, who he then grew close with as they spent more time together
>>56655197My headcanon is that the father is the Ursurang guy
>>56655430superskarmory............?
>>56655439i think it's more memory fuckery, I'd definitely want to be awake, just drugged out of my mind
>>56655453but I'm not gayI don't get itwhy do they always want to be with abusers and then say they don't?just be honest!
>>56655462the idea of teaching typhlosion husband to write in his human form is actually really cute to me. he keeps a diary and it's full of love
>>56655463Why does it need to be either/or?
>>56655447There's just something off-putting about your tone. To be fair, same goes with the guy you're talking to. Yours is just generally unpleasant, while his is a manipulative self-loathing.
>>56655495i simply prefer it like that, but to each their own.
>>56655439>You missed the part where [headcanon]
>>56655495he just knows what's best for me, don't care beyond that
>>56655486awwwww i love this sm <3we could write little love notes to each other at night to help him learn..ty would defo write stuff like "ur eyes r like big blue moons" LOL
>>56655562This whole thread is people sharing their personal typhlosion headcanonsit's/typhlosionlove/
>>56655580That gonna be the general's name?
>>56654933I'm glad people like "my" slop.I'll generate some more tonight.
>>56655124Honestly, I think that is in general a better outcome for her than what she usually lives like.Well, that has been the theme by now hasn't it? That people want to get away from an unpleasant situation by exchanging with a different unpleasant situation that they at least know the outcome of?
made for tender love making and hugs
>>56655024>loliFrom what I seen from gachas they do but not really in a sexual way as guys do. Well, maybe sometimes. But a lot seem to use it as self-insertion of being cute and innocent but still kinda cool.Correct me if I'm wrong on that it just appears like that to me.
>>56655646i love him sooooooooooooooo much
>>56655584that works, or maybe something like /pokeyume/. /hfoma/ sounds too coomerish and similar to the other thread; many of us love our pokemon on a more complex level than just plain lust. (no offense to any hmofaCHADs lurking).
>>56655468Nope, you're not gonna guess it dude>>56655529Look anon, I've been on the internet since 2003 or something. I've grown too cynical to have any sympathy left for "misogynists" (in lack of a better word because incel doesn't cover it) after all the shit I've seen, especially in recent years thanks to "pick-up artist" grifters and other eceleb retards obsessed with masculinity. I'm not trying to sound pleasant cause I'm not gonna sugarcoat it
>>56655646>>56655551>>56654933>>56650763>>56646999This artist dropped absolute fucking gold two years ago, made me addicted to one of my favorite poke/human ships and then just dipped after posting a somewhat medium length comic.And now they are more relevant than ever. WHere the fuck are they now? Did they get into a different ship?
>>56655653Lolicon is not explicitly pornographic, but it is implicitly erotic in nature. Why do you think it took its name from a book about pedophilia?
>>56655447>You definitely hate women dude, who are you trying to fool? Yourself?I don't hate woman, retard.>>56655529In what way am I manipulative? Because that is definitely never my intention, and I usually just tell people how it is.Self-loathing, maybe, but I've always been that way because for whatever reason, negative reinforcement works better for me than positive reinforcement.>>56655681You sound like a complete beta faggot, but then you must be a zoomer if you've only been online since 2003, so that doesn't surprise me. Even I'm not black-pilled like you.
>>56655704Right, I meant erotic. Even though I know that lolita in Japan was always accompanied by a non-erotic component (especially when it comes to EGL as a fashion) but it's always at least in the undercurrent.I guess that can be titilating to some but it doesn't seem to be what most female lolicons are after imoAgain, correct me if I got it wrong.
>>56655653No that's right from what I've seen, not that I haven't seen male like lust aimed at lolis but it's much rarer, it's typically a self insertion erp fetish or just enjoyed for the big on small factor.
>>56655646he looks so happy and comfy... it makes me happy>>56655678oh i like pokeyume!
>>56655722>but then you must be a zoomer if you've only been online since 2003Anon... most millenials are way older than that and they definitely weren't all on the internet in 2003. Hell I'm over 30 and I didn't use forums at that time yet.
>>56655730Well, that’s why the term moe came into use to imply cuteness without eroticism
>>56655748I'm about the same age as you, didn't even have an internet-connected computer at home until about 2003, and still had used the internet plenty before then, and I don't even live in a place with great technology access (well, not back then, anyway).Most millennials I know, myself included, were using the internet way before 2003.
>>56655722>I don't want women to have the right to vote>I think all women don't know what they want>But I definitely don't hate them thoLol, just lol
>>56652217i'd rather have multiple pokemon fight over who gets me (i have no say in this) and whichever one wins gets me as a trophy wife (male) desu
>>56655797>the joke>your tiny fucking headAlso, most women DON'T know what they want, retard. Saying that doesn't mean I hate women.
>>56655811NTA but you'll die alone
>>56655811Just saying, but why are you expressing your views on women in a typhlosion love thread? Your personal views are hardly relevant lol
a romantic beach walk with hubby
>>56655811>it was just a joke bro...Sure thing anon. Maybe you don't hate them, but you definitely don't respect them and don't see them as individuals if you generalise this hard. I wish you good luck either way, I hope you'll become a little more open-minded in the future for your own sake
>>56655835soooo cute
>>56655482Women don't need to adhere to any principles whatsoever because society will always absolve them of any hypocrisy and double standards. Whatever a woman feels in any given moment is the truth to them. You'll never hear a guy talk about "my truth". This is a woman thing for a reason. They are extremely solpsistic beings.You can see that a culture that does not recognize female nature will come apart. Ethical principles and standards discarded. Appearances over utility. Birth rates dropping and eventually your culture will have been replaced by one which do recognize female nature.As a male you need to realize the love of a woman is shallow. She will never feel the same way about you as you do about her. She will have an image of you in her head that is a distortion of reality, and when this fantasy is proven untrue, she is going to leave you.So what exactly do you think you missing out on? Only another male can truly recognize your true beauty, see you for who you are and love you for it.Why not pursue that instead?
>>56655835My hand in his paw
have you consider that it was not rape? but a relationship build for a long time?
>>56655863All this text just to say "I'm retarded", impressive.
>>56655835It warms me to see such pokephilia in it's purest form on this board again
>>56655730you're right, tho. personally, I want to be their strong protector and enjoy being in a caregiver role; i adore the cute childish tendencies. not into it for the sexual element, not gonna moralfag on anyone who does tho.
>>56655863maybe my mother was a unicorn, but she was kind and caring, and definitely didn't fit into what the stereotypes of women are like on hereI don't know why it's so hard to find someone with her viewpoint that's not related to me
>>56655830Thanks anon, you will too.>>56655831We were talking about abuse victims because one of the Typhlosion-loving alleged girls brought it up. I explicitly was talking about abuse victims not knowing what they want, from my experience, and apparently that means I think all women don't know what they want. I was going to say it once and drop it because you're right, it's not relevant beyond the one reply, but this other retard is having a sperg-out about it and taking my words out of context to whiteknight for imaginary women.>>56655854Holy beta male, Batman. Women aren't going to fuck you for being a basedcuck, you freak.It's obviously a joke if it's in spoilertext. Could you newfag any harder? If I didn't know any better, I'd think it was summer again already.
Oh, this is funny now.>>56655681You might not "sugarcoat", but you're definitely coating it with something. At that point you might as well not interact with him if you're going to put your shields up immediately and be reductive. Guess I'm being harsher here because the other guy's just easier to see through. I agree, modern internet celebrities almost have this retarded cult pyramid scheme going on that easily takes advantage of people. But both sexes will have their inherent retarded properties, and a (genuine) conversation like this definitely goes both ways. That being said, he's being immensely retarded right now.>>56655722Your shield is a lot weaker since the slightest thing sets you off. You're being baited into having an emotional reaction, and responding with the same insincerity does you no favors. Have a bit of tact with the way you present yourself without immediate falling into the "no one will ever love me, haha" routine. I got the initial joke, but it obviously masks a bit more beneath the surface. You're not going to get what you want here, trust me.
>>56655903Because you're her offspring. Had you been a stranger to her she'd treat you with the same callousness as any other woman would.
>>56655934not at all trueshe's kind and caring to allto the point where she was loyal to my father even after he cheated on hermaybe being too kind is seen as a fault for some peopleshe was also my teacher at one point and treated me a little worse than other students, but that's because she loved me
>>56655928I don't want anything, other than for you to kill yourself for being a raging faggot. Imagine trying to psychoanlayse someone on 4chins. Get help, loser.
>>56655863>She will have an image of you in her head that is a distortion of reality, and when this fantasy is proven untrue, she is going to leave you.Guess what - this is true of every single human being you have ever known. Not just women.
>>>/r9k/
>>56655982kek
>>56655928t. brain damage
This is why yume threads get banished to crystalcafe.Moids and femoids will psychoanalyse and generalise each other for eternity.
>>56655916>Holy beta male, Batman.Anon I'm a woman, a married one on top of that. I was definitely being cynical but I actually kinda wanted to try to help youYour attitude is definitely too bitter if you want a happy relationship, that's all I'm gonna say now. I wish you the best>>56655928Yes I'm obviously shielding myself here a bit, you know where we are and that I admitted to being a woman. I'd be stupid for me to not do that, I've been on this shit for a long as time and I've been hurt before when I was younger and impressionable
typhlosion with armageddons blade on this thread
hubby heard you say you were cold
>>56656008LARP harder. Married women aren't in a thread like this and you know it.
>>56656028this should be threadpic for next if we try out a general
>>56655958Well you have to keep in mind each generation of women is worse than the last.Though it's perfectly in line with female behavior to stick around cheaters, assholes, abusers. Just look at this thread and all these women yearning to get raped.They can act all kindly sure, but that isn't indicative of respect. They will never respect a guy who can't assert himself through violence, whether implicit or explicit.
>>56651705Where's the lie?
>>56656035Whatever helps you sleep at night anon. I know literally 2 other married women here on /vp/
>>56655863rare based fag
>>56656005>crystalIs a literal tranny heaven>moids and femoids will psychoanalyse and generalize each otherNobody was really doing that until these faggots >>56655344 >>56655367 ruined the whole thing. Just ignore and keep posting cute Typhs.
>>56655960It's alright, anon. What's your favorite Pokemon?>>56656008Those words to him are enough, you did what you can and I appreciate the slight conversation. Hopefully it's something he can carry, even if subconsciously. I definitely don't entirely blame you and I'm sorry that's shit you went through when you were younger. In the end though, I think it's best to try and enjoy the thread for the reason you're here. Hell, seems like you're getting a general too.
>>56656094Aren't all women there TERFs and ban that shit on-sight?
>>56656008I want to ask youI'm 18, don't hate women, and want genuine love because I just can't find itevery time I fall for a woman, she wants to avoid me, usually with "I'm a lesbian" only to date men lateram I just undateable?I should also mention that I'm very socially awkward>>56656079my mom was raped when she was in college and you acting like all women want it is disgustingnow that I think about it, she probably only stayed with my dad for me and his daughter
>>56656149>I'm 18you are still a little boy. Not trying to be mean but you genuinely have not the living condtions yet to really regret not having a long term relationship. You should first get yourself a stable life for yourself or at least try to build it while looking for someone wanting the same.
i made a new thread here >>56656138i was working on a diary type fic hope to see more anons work on something>>56656059too late :( make it the next one>>56656094newfags just need to learn how to use a filter and this kind of shit goes away after a while
>>56656180but I mean, surely there must be something about me that makes me undateable?
>>56656149>my mom was raped when she was in college and you acting like all women want it is disgustingShe probably enjoyed AND provoked it. Playing the victim later on for pity.This is what women do. They have no sense of responsibility and feminist society doesn't demand it from them either.The more you observe their behavior rather than falling for emotional manipulation schemes the more you'll realize this is the truth.
>>56656297my mom would never lieshe never has and never willshe may not be the smartest person in the world (still believes in santa) but she's the most honest person I know
>>56656149Do you approach those women immediately with romantic intent? Because that's always gonna be off-putting unless you're REALLY attractive (and even then it'll fail a lot)Also agreed with the other anon, you're still REALLY young, you still need to figure yourself out before you can figure out a relationship let alone a happy one
>>56656258Guy to guy. Don't look for it, hang out in spaces that share your interests and unironically just be yourself. Passion for your interests will attract people, platonic or romantic.>>56656328This.
>>56656318okay anon I appreciate your boundless optimism but you're either severely autistic or shitposting
>>56656318I believe your mom believes she is not lying.The problem with women is when they lie, they wholeheartedly believe in their lie, so it's difficult recognize as such.
>>56656328>Do you approach those women immediately with romantic intent?no>Don't look for it, hang out in spaces that share your interests and unironically just be yourself. that's what I do, but I am irredeemable for some reason>>56656375I am autistic>>56656388that's not lying then, if you genuinely believe something, that means you aren't lying
>>56656258Maybe for some. If you are average, even when socially retarded, you will be also dateable to many more.
>>56656422How do you approach them then? Like what do you say?Also imma be real, the autism is probably gonna be an issue. I don't know how severe it is, but if it's not extremely bad then you'll have a chance I know cause my husband literally has autism/aspergers so don't worry too much about it. Being aware of it is already an advantageYou WILL need to have a partner who is understanding about it. If you're in a relationship with someone who basically wants you to read their mind ("picking up on clues") then no one will be happy
>>56656422>that's not lying then, if you genuinely believe something, that means you aren't lyingThis would more or less render women incapable of lying. You have to draw the line somewhere.
>>56656519>How do you approach them then? Like what do you say?like I approach men I want to be friends with, commenting on something they have or talking with them and trying to get to know themI have been friends with many women I've never been romantically interested in, and typically only feel attracted when I already know someone
>>56656519>spoiler Interesting. I am slightly aspie and basically anytime I hang out with women I just end up befriending them. I don't mind that in itself, but I have no idea how to not come off as just "one of the girls" should I build up romantic interest. It sounds like a pick-up-artist line of thought but sometimes it seems to me like I just seem too "harmless" But I assume that's not the real issue is it?
>>56656572So you're befriending them first, yeah? You don't just immediately ask them out the first day you meet them?If that's the case then you're probably not doing anything wrong, just unlucky. It's discouraging to get rejected, I know, but that's how it is. Finding a person you like AND also likes you back is simply not super likelyAlso to be honest all three of my relationships started online, idk if I would've been capable of finding a relationship "locally". And, again, you're really young. I met my current husband when he was 25, and I was his first relationship, and we weren't even looking for one. A lot of it is just luck and coincidence sadly>>56656574Well, some girls want a "harmless" man, so I wouldn't say that's the problem either way if it means what I think it means
>>56656574I forgot to say, if you're capable of just making friends with women it's already a good sign imo
>>56656740>>56656761What I meant is that I always saw myself never as really having the appeal of a "partner". Or that I was giving off the vibe of not being interested.It's iffy to describe but I appreciate the feedback. It's what I like yume stuff for, the honest response.
>>56656933I think not seeming interested is better than seeming overly interested for what it's worthNot seeing yourself appealing of a partner could maybe be a problem if it's like a self-worth thing, but it's also not necessarily bad I thinkI can only repeat that in the end it all just comes down to luck of meeting the right person
people will never understand, the regret that I'll never be 12 again and able to take the knot of my dreams, ass up with my chest grinding against the wet grass, is immeasurable. It hasn't gotten any less heartbreaking even after 22 years
>>56657043people do understand, you choose to ignore them and say your plight is greater
>>56657043Share your pixiv favs
>>56657043...wat
>>56657043real
>>56657043...strangely relatable
>>56657043pls be a real woman and single
>>56644465why is d*wn such a turboslut?
