Uh guys the jps are really into the new typhlosion lore...
>>56644399I'm a guy and that belly alone is enough to tempt me.
>>56644399I want him to choke me with his big tongue and impregnate me (doggy style)
>>56644399we have the literal same thread here
>>56644399kek it seems to have made them real happy
>>56644399I thought they didn't want to read the leaks?
>>56644457That's only the normalfags
>>56644399what's the name of this japanese board?
>>56644457Probably 5ch where they could say whatever they want without being alienated by the public
>>56644449>tender loving rapeKek
>>56644399>typhlosion is a pariah and wil never get appear in any games ever again but animal fuckers (the same ilk who wrote the trash that slandered Typhlosion for all eternity) are happy yippee …..
>>56644483Yep i mean theres some japan people now relishing over 6'3 elesa..like us theres normies and the cool guys.
>>56644453thats just a generic text that goes in posts with image only
>>56644507I don't like phonies like you. If you're an adult why are you crying over this like a child? Wahh you're only supposed to use Pokemon to fight, you can't love them and have sex with them! Cry me a river.
>>56644539well they seem to be posting a lot of typholosion porn so they probably like it
>>56644486want me to link you the thread?
>>56644609Yes please
For me it's Octillery.
https://may.2chan.net/b/res/1263813817.htm
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>>56644399based reply
>>56644807
>>56644438girl same
>>56644676>CynthiaWhy?
Not 2ch but you just know this JP woman is schlicking to it.
>>56644399Have you missed the multiple threads that have reached bump limit of women masturbating their fucking brains out over him?
>>56645054>Typhlosion forcing his tongueFull image please.
>>56644438I can never look at Akari the same way again knowing her coochie reeks Typhlosion semen
>>56644399I'm not sure I'd be able to resist either, seeing as how it could easily kill me if I don't do what it wants.
>>56645678that is the full image, it was AII apologize for the disappointment.
The funniest takeaway from this is that it isn't the usual pokemon in those sex leaks.Vaporeon, Lopunny, Gardevoir and Hypno beaten the allegations. Typhlosion is the new Creepmon. Arceus, octillery and Lapras are the new PokéSluts and Slaking is Ugly Bastard: Pokémon edition.
>>56645723Damn.
>>56644525I can't imagine being a normie about Pokemon. That sounds like a miserable existence compared to complaining about and wanting to fuck everything in the games. At least we're honest, and we're not as shattered by these revelations. In fact, I welcome them because I want to know how the sausage was made.
>>56645761Hypno hasn't beaten shit, those pokedex entries still exist. All that's confirmed is that Hypno has committed a sex crim in Hisui
>>56645646god forbid women have hobbies
>>56645831Not really my point, I'm just saying they're hard to miss. Considering they've been flooding the catalog and it's based.
>>56644507Love is fine, and if we assume that Pokemon have the capacity to reason and give consent then having relations with them is should be no different than having relations with another human being. However, rape is not fine, rape is disgusting a perversion of the Human+Pokemon bond. And anyone so twisted as to portray a Pokemon as a rapist, shoud be punished. even if they were say a Game Freak employee.
>>56645761Arceus is pure! She only had sex with her human husband, unlike those other sluts who washed up on a shore and waited to get dicked down by any random human.
>>56644941>Nagging ArceusSorry, "mom", but you literally have the ultimate pussy. I doubt I'll ever get hard after "you".
>>56645939Bitch literally shaped the universe in a way that would facilitate pokephilia. She was just THAT impressed by the BHC. She may not be a slut directly, but she's one indirectly by enabling a million more.
>>56644399Links to the site? I want to see their ASCII arts
>>56646086also her children dialga and palkia are half human and committed incest to make humanity and pokemon
>>56645499I thought holomen weren't allowed to talk about it
>>56645723This doesn't mean you can't post a link
>>56645761Slaking is Rape Correction: Pokemon edition
God why couldn't it be me
>>56644508L E L
>>56646787these are not "my" best work but I hope it's some consolationhttps://files.catbox.moe/34dv9q.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/8bw3v9.png
>>56647826Not him, but this is a good fucking art style. Seeing her unabashedly be Typhlosion's slut is so hot.
>>56647826Me in my husbands rape cave
>>56645499>>56646768past shionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3n0S8R2Kh4
>>56647895you can't marry pokemon
>>56647895The Kino Cave.
>>566444572chan isn't normalfags, they're pretty much just us but Japanese right down to their memes
>>56646086>get beat up the moment you come to be>emerge victorious, yet lonely>create a means of being together that isn't painful and hostile like thatour great-great[...]grandmother was nesting and looking out for us, she was a loving mother
>>56646086>impressed by the BHCbitch arceus is the progenitor of all humanity in the lore in question.that'd be egotistical as all hell.
>>56644507Nah nigga, Typhlosion is basically mandated to get an appearance in VGC at some point or another now that SV has set the bar that "by the time there's DLC, all starter Pokemon will be available for use in the game".It's just gonna disappear from the TCG, anime and merch, just like what happened to Kadabra back when the Uri Geller shit was going on.
>>56651180actually the progenitor is dialga and palkia as children of the human and arceus they committed incest to make all the other pokemon and humans.
>>56647826IS THAT A FUCKING PREGNANT BELLY?If it is fuck that artist for blocking the view of it with that hand. I --need-- to see the curve.
>>56646190https://www.2chan.net/
>>56647908yab
>>56647826nice
>>56651279Eh, dunno that I'd call that a yabIf anything it means she's a retard who'd get kidnapped and eat the berries, which is pretty in character
>>56644399Can you link the thread
>>56644399I mean they love hafus so this makes sense
>>56651520It was already linked above but the thread died. Since people here probably don't know the futaba archive sites...https://tsumanne.net/my/data/2024/10/16/1429144/
>>56651244As I have previously stated, it was AI.But yes it was, sorry for the disappointment.
>>56645054>>56647826oh my goddd i need him so badly the kissing is unfdfdj
>>56644399>the west is traumatized and want to cancel typhlosion>the east is turned on and want to fuck the typhlosion
>>56653048>Implying the women in our Western equivalent aren't unbelievably horny themselves
>>56645646Those were all men
>>56645761>Slaking is Ugly Bastard: Pokémon edition.Slaking was always this, see all the pics of them fucking May or fucking/being fucked by Norman.
>>56644399You know if the Typhlosion in that story was female and the human was a male, the rate porn coming out right now would be accelerated tenfold.
>>56654108You just have to believe. I'm looking forward to the fanfiction.
>>56654108>tfw no femdom typhlosion gf that forcibly weds me, rapes me, bears children for me and dies for me
>NOOOO THE LORE LEAKS WILL RUIN THE GAME'S REPUTATION FOREVER NOOOOOOmeanwhile jp fans are like "yeah that shit's hot i would"kek
>>56654235>NOOOO THE LORE LEAKS WILL RUIN THE GAME'S REPUTATION FOREVER NOOOOOOsaid no one that matters
We're going to get a bunch of Typhlosion and Lapras doujins out of this with a heaping side of Arceus topped with Octillery, aren't we
>>56654108There will be less art but my god there will be so many fanfics
>>56654108That's unironically a big reason that the Typhlosion rape story being the one that took off sucks. We have like, 5 stories of female Pokemon willingly sleeping with human men, but this is the one people put the greatest degree of focus on. Lapras is like, a very distant second.
>>56644676>Cynthia out of nowhere Same wavelength
>>56645939She literally fucked Gold right in front of Cynthia
>>56654913You talk like Cynthia isn't secretly Aus
>>56653048That art is old
>>56645688Who cares, that coochie is not meant for you
I'm surprised there isn't a thread with the title "I also want to make a new Pokémon".
>>56644399Bestiality is becoming normalized
>>56653048I mean yeah. When the people here were calling Decidueye and Inteleon school shooters or whatever, over in Japan they just wanted to rape them.
>>56653048That's because the only people acknowledging the leaks in Japan are the dregs who don't care about Japan's "it's disrespectful to acknowledge or discuss leaks, if you become aware of them the correct thing to do is admonish them and support the removal of said leaks" culture, whereas in the west, where leaks are consumed all the time, you have much more of a wider array of responses such as normalfags in disbelief making jokes about the folklore, while Twittertards are losing their minds because they live to be angry about shit that doesn't matter, and because the normalfags are joking about it, the Twittertards are getting even angrier, creating a feedback loop until the next big source of outrage appears.
>>56655786so just as the cesspit of worst western pokemon fans (/vp/) are drooling over the stories, so are the worst japanese fans that don't respect the usual way of treating leaks there.through dick, unity.
Where can I read this and Rapidash's story?
>>56644399Gotta love the jps
>>56647826got anything gay of this?
>>56655839rapidASS
>>56655839
>>56655614>Bestiality is becoming normalizedfiction is not reality moron.
>>56655904Then why did they de-criminalize dogfucking in Canada?Look it up.
>correlating fiction with real life crimesonce again, learn to separate fiction from real life
>>56655929Because Canada is a non-country and shouldn't be taken seriously.
>>56656011>It's not happening>It's happening but that doesn't count
>>56644457JP Twitter didn't, 2chan is a different story.
>>56655614people have been calling for that for years yet anytime any actual zoophilic organisation tries to rear its head for social acceptance it gets beaten down immediately.It will never happen and I'm not sure what fantasy you are trying to satisfy with saying it does.
>>56645499TPC needs to take responsibility and start selling Typhlosion hoodies and pajamas.
>>56656186Dude, I'd wear the fuck out of those as a guy. Sounds comfy as hell.
>>56645499
>>56644399At least Japan knows that the hisui form works better for an ancient yokai story.
>>56656238
>>56645499>This absolute slut gets to fuck the Cunnybadger AND Gawr GuraI hate this Garlic woman.
>>56656041Ah yes because canada and the east are directly tied togetherget real
>>56644590>tyrannosaurus
>>56656221>as a guyI'd fuck you while you wear those. As a guy
>>56656775No thanks.
>>56656770yeah google has a weird quirk where it'll sometimes translate Typhlosion's japanese name to Tyrannosaurus.
