According to the leaks, I guess we now know the Human Egg Groups in Pokemon and they're not what you might've expected? Guess this is why Gardevoir (human-like and amorphous) wasn't in any of the myths? Oh well. Claim your waifus here, I guess? And make sure they share at least 1 of your Egg Groups, you sinners.Also, let's have a long talk about what the consequences of all this is because it sort of means some stuff about Humans, right? Can't believe we aren't in the Human-like Egg Group...
>>56645729So humans are viltrumites and can mate with anything that moves?
>>56645729The leaks told us nothing. They were filled with non-canon smut made for the eyes of pedophiles.
>>56645750No? We're aquatic apes, apparently. At least according to Game Freak. And we can breed with anything in the Field or Water 1 Egg Groups. Which includes a fuck ton of shit, to be fair. but it's just anything in those 2 groups. Gardevoir, for instance, isn't in there. So we couldn't conceivably make eggs with a Gardevoir.
>>56645804>So we couldn't conceivably make eggs with a Gardevoir.challenge accepted
We share an egg group with a handful of Pokemon! How neat.Also, Vaporeon is Field.
lopunny chads WON
>>56645778That just means the entire team is full of pedophiles and you've been finding them for decades. Good job dumbass.
>>56645821>Gardevoir changed it's egg group in Gen 8 to human-like>It did it just to breed with its master>Turns out its master was field and water 1Oopsies.>>56645841Basically. Jesus Christ, we can make eggs with Lopunnys. I Hadn't even realized.
>>56645729so that means....
>>56645945...Hot wailord on human action is canon? My god...yjk
>>56645841I'm not sure if being in the same egg group as lopunny is a blessing or a curse, the more I think about it. On the one had you can hit that shit non stop and make a huge bunny family. On the other hand, there's no way you're hitting that and NOT winding up with a huge bunny family. Is the potential for breeding a good thing or a bad thing? I can't even tell, now.
>>56645945>>56645973So how does it work? Is Wailord like a hentai monster that unbirths you then has tentacle sex with you in a wet chamber inside?
>>56645729But what about Froslass?
>>56646074How does it work when Wailord and Skitty breed? It's like that, I would assume.
>n-no muh egg gwuopsIn the proto lore a human impregnated Arceus, pokémon and humans crossbred freely and in the canon lore, we have a Fairy/Mineral 'mon having two kids with her husband. Egg groups are a game mechanic to diversify move acquisition among the 'mons, the lore supports humans being able to crossbreed regardless of such silly things.
>>56645729froslass, fucktard. and she's fairy + mineral.
>>56645729>>56645804>pokemon can have any type>humans can have any egg group
>>56645729I'm a humiliation girlie so absolutely yes Clodsire is knocking me up
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Field_(Egg_Group)https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Water_1_(Egg_Group)If you read this you must pick one.
>>56645729>Lucario>Field and Human-LikeI want Lucario to put a baby in me right NOW.
>>56645729It's more likely humans are like Ditto, since we came from primordial goo (divine sperm).
>>56646468NINETAILS PUSSY!!! NINETAILS PUSSY!!! NINETAILS PUSSY!!!!!
Giving my handsome husband as many little Cyndaquils as he wants!
>>56646468Either Inteleon or Quaquaval I guess
>>56645729Flawed premiseHuman cock transcends egg group rules
>>56646468>Field: Zoroark, Galar Rapidash, Braixen>Water: Dragalgae, Araquanid, Swanna
>>56646468i'll take gastrodon, thanks.
>>56646468I'm ready to receive pokeseed
>>56645729Need to do a waifu team run with these eggs groups in mind. Question is which game?
>>56645729This is a secular interpretation of the lore. Which is not completely appropriate because if the lore has revealed anything it's that God is real. Granted, I would actually agree from a taxonomic/scientific perspective that Humans *do* belong in the field egg group and not the person shaped one. All the Primate-Pokemon are in the field egg group after all: Mankey, Aipom, Vigoroth, Panpour/sage/sear. These Anons are probably 'most' correct though: >>56645750 >>56646193 humans seem to be able to freely reproduce viable offspring with any of the Pokemon. We need to remember that Humanity is supposedly the direct descendants of Palkia, "EA", goddess of darkness and water, so perhaps in some capacity humans are unironically an aquatic ape in the Pokemon world.
>>56645729>Humans are not part of the HUMAN-Like Egg Group>Human is Water 1 and Field>Human has also bred with Arceus, which is in No Eggs DiscoveredWhich is it?
>>56646778Ditto egg group.
>>56646778God's pussy can do anything, Anon. Have some faith.
>>56646468I could never choose a humanoid wife, or one that can't fuck with my head in all kinds of fun ways.
>>56646883while I'm down for whichever one will show me love first, that's absolutely LEGENDARY TASTE, anon
Male Slaking x Female Human = SlakothMale Human x Female Octillery = HumanMale Typhlosion x Female Human = Human who turned into a Typhlosion?This is pretty unique, I think it could work if Humans were in the same Evolution family with all of the Pokemon mentioned here?
>>56645729All of the rapemons will get polygon'd, prepare to never see them in the anime or any official marketing/ merch again. Also none of them will be used by prolific trainers or will be involved in any major story plotlines from here on out.
>>56646989You're probably right and that fucking sucks
>>56647356Hisuian Typhlosion was special built for the lore story though.
>>56646778Arceus decided humans were outside such constraints, due to marvelling at the feelings of the growing physical manifestation of the love She shared with Her husband and decided all people and all pokémon should be able to share this wonderous event.
>>56645729this is ignoring the Frosslass from PLA, the snorunts there are implied to be her offspring
>>56645822>Also, Vaporeon is Field.>The Meme That Never DiesThe anon who posted that was a forward visionary.
>>56646989Guess, who's getting released from Poképrison soon?Also, Jynx will get an evolution
>>56649449They could haverelease those to at anything and everyone would have cheered. No one blames porgon and Jynx’s hate is more about being humanoid which game freak clearly doesn’t care about. They don’t have to murder Typhlosion to free them. Just fucking free them without letting some shithead nonce slander Typhlosion with his creepy fetish.
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>>56645729What about that froslass thing? what egg groups are froslass again?
>>56645729This is neat and all but the obvious answer is just that humans work like Ditto.
>>56646468>Field: Eeveelutions, Braixen, Primarina, Lopunny, Mawile, SerperiorThe answer is obvious.
>>56646468
>>56646925The Typhloison/Piloswine assumed a human form, maybe it was half-human or because it impregnated her in human form that's what the child defaulted to as well (even though it eventually changed into a Pokemon)
>>56646468Going to find a horseshoe crab to fuck on the beach now
>>56646468Probly LopunnyWhat can I say? I'm a basic bitch
>>56645729There was a Milotic sex story?
>>56646925It could be that the Typhlosion's kids were just typhlosions who had inherited their father's shapeshifting abilites. The general pattern does seem to be that when humans are involved the offspring is the father's species.
>>56653515It was titled Milotic but was actually a Lapras version of Octillery story.'Course, this just posits that people also found Milo just as worthy as Lapras and Octillery to mate with.
>>56646468I'm ready to cum inside Femcario every night
>>56646468zangoose, absol, buizel, and floragato all sound good
>>56645729I disagree, because female humans should not give birth to Pokemon if they follow egg rules. UNLESS humans function the same way as Ditto.
>>56645729>Sneasler is in FieldIt's fucking over for me
>>56645729>>56646468I can't even begin to tell you how fortuitous these leaks were for my long-time girl. Loved her ever since that look gave me funny feelings as a kid during Gen I.
>>56645778Don't be a party pooper
>>56646468>1lolrate my harem
Gardevoirbros... we lost! We lost bigtime..!
>>56646468I pick all pokemon in the field egg group (except diglett & co)
