>Mainstream news organizations are now covering the Typhlosion allegationsIt's overhttps://www.forbes.com/sites/paultassi/2024/10/15/pokmons-typhlosion-goes-viral-after-game-freak-leak-for-the-weirdest-possible-reason/
>>56650627This is getting stupid
>>56650627The way that article is worded pisses me off to no end. It doesn't help that it refuses to show the actual story, it just paraphrases it, therefore refusing to let people draw their own conclusion.
>>56650627Lol, games are gonna be even more sanatised after this somehow. Say bye bye to Typhlosion.
>>56650642Welcome to modern journalism
>>56650647>TyphlosionIf this results in this mon being permanently banned I'd genuinely laugh.
>>56650627we should rape journalists
>>56650676I wish they made a Pikachu myth, imagine the franchise losing the yellow Rat
>>56650681They deserve it
>imagine being a typhlosion fan and wished it gained more popularity>this happens
Of course mainstream media is going to cover it, this is like Christmas coming early for DEI-tards.
>>56650655>Many forms of mythology, including Japanese mythology, has animals transforming into humans or vice versa in order to exhibit some form of trickery. Zeus did this a lot, for example. Specifically, Typhlosion is supposed to be based of the Mujina, the Japanese Badger, where in folklore it is often depicted to be a shape-shifting Yokai (demon/trickster/monster) so this is not entirely pulled out of thin air. But something like this making it into Pokémon documents at Game Freak is uh, something.I didn't expect them to mention that. Still bad reporting, but not blatent misrepresentation. The full story is shorter than the article though, so they really should've just said where it came from then posted the doc.
>>56650706This makes me think someone sent a Sonichu medallion to someone in Gamefreak
>>56650627Say hello to Porygon, Typhlosion. Slaking will be there with you soon.
>>56650717>we understand yet choose to be outraged regardlesstrue american culture
>>56650627It's another chance for them to continue the psyop and make normies see boogeymen everywhere in order to control them>"Pedos are in your children's media too! You're all victims in this horrible pedophile rape-world! We'll keep you safe and informed from the evil out there!"
>>56650754It really is.
>>56650627>I uh, don’t even know where to start here.Jesus, what a way to start an article.
>>56650757End result is that they're devaluing the word pedophile. It's only going to end once people start owning it because getting called a pedo means little more than consuming media that's not made by Disney.
>>56650627He was innocent all along.
>paul tassi>mainstream
Knew this was going to happen.
Also there's videos on Tiktok of people releasing their Typhlosions
>>56650642It's linked
>>56650815fuck off chang, not downloading your spyware app
>>56650829That's good to see. but are most people really going to bother clicking on a link that they might not even notice compared to just copying and pasting the fucking story?
>>56650627Don't think this shit isn't targeted and on purpose because mainstream news outlets aren't fond of video games. The news people that are spreading rumors that completely conflict with and exaggerate the actual lore documents are the same news people that tried to act like it was no big deal when children's youtuber Blippi was discoved to have previously made scat videos. They put out a coordinated defense, found some mom who didn't think it was a big deal, like 300 news outlets quoted her. They do this stuff on purpose to pick winners and losers.The best thing you can do if anyone asks you about this stuff is calmly and casually explain that people are just taking made up vaguely worded myths and lying about what they actually say. It's going to be an uphill battle though.
>>56650777>disney>not full of pedos tooNo, the end result is that you're a pedo no matter what you do unless you have a significant other, you're both over the age of 25 and have no interest in having children.
>>56650815I didn't believe you but holy fuck lol how weak.
>>56650815>>56651339> In a story a wild Typhlosion has sex with a woman> People release their Typhlosions into the wild
>>56651401
>>56651401>sends typhlosions into the forest abandonded resented by humans.. it will festerwonder how bad this will end up. like a self fulfilling prophecy
>>56650627We need it to go bigger
>>56650627KEK
>>56651339Ahahahahahaaaa
>>56651401>routes filled with lvl100 typhlosions with proper movesets
inb4 this gives the mainstream media, puritanical soccer moms, multimillionaire mega church con artists, and flat earth Facebook groups the ammunition they want to vilify video games.Fuck the world.
>>56650681>"aren't you going to feed me green berries first?"
>"I'm here on the scene">"tousands of released typhlosions have been spotted">"lets talk to one of them and find out">"I love to roam free and eat berries">"Mmm hmmm" >"Do you know where I can find some human girls?"> "I see Mmm Hmmm" >"And there you have it!"
>>56650627Nintendo denies the validity of the leaked stories and the newscycle moves on. The only people with any legal standing to challenge their claims are the shareholders who would prefer this to go away and government officials who would need to perform dhalsim level of stretching to assert criminal liability to audit their internal network. This will be a funny meme and make the autists rage and then it goes away
>>56650676Uh you do realize that if Typhlosion gets banned it will affect his Gen 2 starter siblings. Like if Game Freak planned to give the Gen 2 starters mega forms they can't just skip Typhlosion and give it to the other 2. If Typhlosion is going down he's taking them with him.
>>56651467>>56651401
>>56651401top fucking kek
>>56651467>and naive 10 year old girls just setting out on their adventure
>>56651339>just letting him loose>not making a box called "jail" and leaving him there foreverThese people are such brainless retards.
>>56652122Pretty much, nice dubs.
>>56651339>>56651401>>56651467This needs the Sense of Right Alliance on the case
>mainstream news>Paul Tassi from ForbesAll this nigger has done for a decade is write about Destiny patches
>>56652693Yeah modern Forbes is trash rag, they publish fucking anything
>>56652748ah I see, it's the (((affirmative action))) initiative
>>56652766Exactly. Forbes's contributor program means absolutely fucking nothing in the grand scheme of journalism. It's the same as people posting on medium.
>>56650627This is obviously a smear campaign by other less popular starter and the charizard mafia to ruin our reputation. We can't let that happen.
>>56652949No, Meganium is literally brain dead and doesn't have the capability to organize such a thing. Feraligatr is too busy making mix tapes. And Charizard? He still needs people to remind him that Typhlosion is even a thing. No, Typhlosion descended into madness on his own.
>>56650627HahahahahI get itThe joke is SEX, do you get it? THE PUNCHLINE! THE PUNCHLINE TO THE JOKE IS SEX!ITS SEX!!!!! THE POKEMON HAD SEX!!!! AHAHAHAAH THE POKEMON HAD SEX WITH A HUMAN!!!! THE JOKE IS IT HAD SEX! SEXY SEX! SEX! AHAHAHAOnly people that had SEX could ever understand this punchline (like me)For those of you who still don't get it, the punchline to the joke is, Typhlosion, a pokemon, HAD SEX! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHASEX! IT PUT ITS PEENUS WEENUS INTO A VAJAYJAY!AHAHAAHAH!You know what good sir? You get one Reddit Award from me for making the most original post of the day. You sir, you are truly epic and sex pilled.posted on r/pokememesEdit: thanks for the updootsEdit 2: you can post this on r/best_of_4chanEdit 3: Guardevoir is my waifu
>>56650627Yeah, the people who were saying that this is gonna affect the games somehow probably weren't wrong. Nintendo of America executives themselves probably read Forbes. They don't want this negative PR to be internalised by parents. Even if it is silly
>>56650815This is so cringe wtf, I thought you were joking. People really take a joke and try and wring every drop from it don't they? Wtf lol
>>56651305True
>>56653114>Feraligatr is too busy making mix tapesHoly cringe. You have to be white, I can't see any other reality
>>56653257not my fault you missed the threadhave a good day, mr. rapist
>you are a fly on nintendo's wall>what do you see with your little fly eyes?
>>56653295I saw the thread, and that only further reinforces my point. And i don't even like Typhlosion lmao, it's just that you're a massive, subservient retard.
>>56653311>can't enjoy a silly meme>yt peeple!>I-I-I don't even like him!ironic
>>56650714huh? This is christmas for right wing bible thumping schizoids
>>56653257>Holy cringe.people still talk like retards huh?
>>56653337Jokes are supposed to be funny, as someone who has been affected by it, making a mockery out of and watering down abuse and pedophilia isn't funny to me, I'm sorry that I'm not a brain-dead sheltered 13 year old like you.
>>56653347Yep. And one look at your post verified that
>>56653220I don't think most of these people even see it as joke. They feel an unironic moral obligation to cancel this pokemon.
>>56653350>watering down abuse and pedophilia isn't funny to mewe know, typhlosion
>>56650627Wha-
>>56653360ummm holy cringe??? ick.
>>56651323All of that can be linked to the "sexual revolution".
>>56653350>faux-outrage over yokai loreyou are part of the watering down crowd.people make memes about everything, it's only you folx who take unserious things extremely serious that take the bite out of every tragedy
>>56650627When is president Biden going to make a statement?
>>56650642What did you expect? It's a Nintendo related article. They're going to obfuscate the truth as much as possible and make it look worse than it is.
>>56653470>outrage over Typhlosion getting canceled for something that didn’t happens, because Game freak is obsessed with rape Pretty reasonable. You retards had a temper tantrum because Unova didn’t let you use Charizard right way.
>>56650795
>>56653565>because Game freak is obsessed with rape
>>56653565it's (You) who is obsessed with rape because you were molestedGamefreak is literally just weaving folklore into their fantasy world like they do with dex entries
>>56651467>>56651904>We created our own rape monsters
>>56653583This image still makes Hypno look like a hero considering the context of that scene, which is an incident involving a monster taking a child away.
>>56654808Yeah that's probably the point. He's taking the kid back from Typhlosion.
>>56654808That's the point my dude.
>>56653784>game freak hires a weirdo to miswrite Typhlosion as a rapist >gen alpha fake fans and normies who dont even play the game eat it up and spread more rape memes >yet I’m the one “obsessed” with rape despite being the only one with enough sense to not want it Nice logic there dumdum
>>56650627>journalists found outOkay it's not funny anymore
>>56655963it was never funny, but now its actively harmful because nowTyphlosion will be erased from the franchise.
>>56656003No it was incredibly funny and I don't give a fuck what your puritan ass thinks, I just refuse to have anything in common with journalists.
>>56656003No it won't, where are people getting this idea?
>>56650676they can't really do any more than they already have, Typhlosion already has some of the least anime appearances of any mon ever and it's a fucking starterin fact it's more likely we start seeing it more than it is we start seeing it less
>>56656003>Typhlosion will be erased from the franchise.
>>56653152(You)
>>56653343>right wing bible thumping schizoidsanon those people may as well not even exist anymore even in the US, most of them literally died out years ago
>>56651528thanks for taking me back in the worst possible way
>>56656144I still have the unfortunate fate of still needing to interact with them.
>>56653220If only you knew how bad things really were.>>56653784nta but i was raped and idfc about pokesex lul
>>56650714>>56653343It's christmas for everyone, Anon!>Vanillafags sperg out and clutch their pearls>Concerntrolls larp as vanillafags sperging out>Retards don't understand context and sperg out>DEItards sperg out at heavy mythos in their safe-space>Rightoids sperg out at adult themes in something they view as a "family-friendly">Chaosfags goad on the sperg outs>Lulzfags create memes for the lulz>Gooners create porn then fap to it
>>56653343What are they gonna do? Say Pokemon is from the devil? They tried that in the late 90s.
>>56656174And manchildren like you overly analyze pointless internet discourse it is serious business after all!
>>56656225Now you're getting it!Happy Early Christmas Anon!Enjoy the circus!
>>56656247Thanks anon my hope for the future of humanity has never been bleaker!
>>56656376It's alright mate, no-one gets out alive anyway.Remember:Don't cry because owarida,Laugh because soo natta.
>>56656167Might be a connection there
>>56650627> meme went mainstreamaaaaaaand it's dead now. It was a good run.
>>56656029They already did it with Porygon, Jynx, Kadabra. but due to the Kanto Cushion they couldn't truely be erased. And they were really after Porygon's blood, but Masters Ex was based enough to have it be the phone so i'llmeanwhile the most of gen alpha actively hates Johto, want Typhlosion canceled, and game freak panders to them almost as much a genwunners >>56656071its lack of appearances just makes it easier for it to complete memoryhole it as nothing but a pedo who deserves to be killed off.
>this cut content, that was meant to be part of a book about myths in a library, that copied the entire kodai bear story, IS CANON GUYS!
the best part is that the typhlosion in the story dies and they are blaming all the typhlosions alive today, I love racism but they should focus it on those who deserve it like (((nosepasses))) and primarinas()
>>56656174>Gooners create porn then fap to itCan confirm, I've been gooning to pokemon on human porn since the day leaks showed up and yesterday I came so hard my cum shot up all the way over my shoulder and landed behind me. This is just glorious, all the attention only makes the porn hotter.
>>56656003Hopefully.
>>56656003as he deserves
>>56656978Gen Alpha has always had an unwarranted vendeta against typhlosion, Game Freak's rape fic and incompetence as just a convenient excuse. The fact that a single action from one typhlosion from a non-canon story set centuries ago and the typhlosion died anyway, was enough for the the world to turn against typhlosion is proof that "racism" against typhlosion has always existed, they were just looking for an excuse. .
>>56650627>I uh, don’t even know where to start here.Every single modern "journalist" needs to be fucking shot in the head. How the fuck is it acceptable to start a fucking article like THIS now? I'm gonna lose my fucking mind
>56657013>56657114sorry CHARIZARD you're not getting my (you)
>>56650688TPC will just blame another Pokemon for Pikachu's actions, like they did with Porygon.
>>56656568amazing morality there anon, lets disregard a rape victim this pokemon sex THIS SHIT MATTERS!genuinely kill yourself if you think like this all of you should kill yourselves one by one
>>56657190Too much onions in the bloodstream
>>56656978who is primarina supposed to be?
>>56650706The monkey's paw curls.
>>56650627>I made an account on this website just to speak about my thoughts on this subject. Typhlosion is the Pokemon P Diddy, Pokemon Jeffrey Epstein, Pokemon EDP445.
>>56657449primarina(male)
>>56650627Top fucking lel
>>56650764This, the onions is palpable.
>>56657563Typhlosion knows too much. He probably know other powerful Pokemon who are part of the creep gang. He should look out for random water leaks in his prison cell, wouldn't want the key suspect and witness to be harmed ;)
>>56650627Normies are usually unreasonable so this should be fun
>>56650627It's simply this thing with the name changed https://x.com/WhisperAshe/status/1365398599077625857?t=FaBnuKUK6_HVZdg4MQnBzQ&s=19
>>56656003If Nintendo's not erasing Diddy Kong despite having Diddy in his name they're not doing shit with Typhlosion.
Man typhlosion gets cancelled but not the guy who raped an octopus
>>56662223Well she came back for more
CHARIZARD WON
>>56662533a single rock
Where exactly is it detailed she's underage, do I have an outdated translation?
>>56662619Translated it myself instead.holy fuck why is this one so long.
>>56662646Yeah he raped that girl.
>>56662867Well you can actually interpret it how you want but it's dubious.
>>56662411My sides
>>56662943Yeah I read that myself and got that immediately when reading. Though thanks for clarifying incase someone stumbles across my retarded useless use of 60 seconds per post.
>>56656222we came back Pokemon is from the devil
>>56650647Porygon treatment incoming.
>>56650627The reaction to this tame myth which was never meant for public eyes hasn't made me disappointed in Typhlosion, but rather in Pokemon fans, of whom I thought I couldn't think any more lowly.
>>56656003Vaporeon has been fine for years. Hell even Mudkip had that stupid meme.
>>56664799None of those were accused of pedophila
>>56662223gen alpha doesn't have an axe to grind with the Octopus guy so rape is ok to them.
>>56664808>accused of pedophilia>an individual of a species of fictional beasts written about in a not-to-be-seen myth story in the style of other myths you should have heard of in middle school. You're ridiculous, and that is most diplomatic way I could phrase that.
>>56664849you under estimate the stupidity and evil of gen alpha. They're the most bitter and petulant generation of narcissist ever created, and I say this as someone who shares a generation with fucking millennials who were really vying hard for that title. They have a permanent chip on their shoulder over nothing and are always looking something to lash out on. It doesn;t mater that the story was about one single typhlosion and not the whole species it doesn't matter that the story was an in-universe mythIt doesn't matter that the story was rejected and non-canonThey need a scapegoat and for gen alpha poke fans Typhlosion is the perfect target, a long neglected Pokémon that was just starting to get some love from Game Freak, with a surprisingly large fanbase considering how little it was ever shilled. Forever associating it with the single most despised crime and tearing Typhlosion down just as it was starting to climb up and inflicting misery on all its fans is just they type of petty pointless cruelty they love. Typhlosion is is fans are now pariahs within the pokemon community and most people outside the fanbase will likely have their first exposure to Typhlosion be by this disgusting "joke"I'll be extremely generous and give Game Freak/TPC the benefit of the assume they'll use some common sense for once and not blame Typhlosion and just treat it like any average starter, but these are the same people who canceled Porygon for something it didn't do so I don't have my hopes up. >>56664790my thoughts exactly, pokemon deserves to die
>>56665228tldr, your favourite pokemon is a child rapist
>>56665353your favourite joke is lame and is the only one you have
>>56665228Dude, chill for a sec.....its a Pokémon. Its a fictional character made to make a faceless corporation loads of money. Its a product.This is like feeling bitter at furries cause they ruined Tony the Tigers good name by flirting with the Twitter account.You should hate them for other more valid reasons, but not because they insulted a product.
i hate normalfags
>>56665370hahaha pedo rapist lover
IHAVETOFIGHTHIM
>>56666390Charizard is a product too and they wouldn't pull that shit with that worthless faggot . >are you seriously think Typedo is as important as Cha-fine the other Johto starter are products wo they wouldn't pull that shit those worthless faggots. >This is like feeling bitter at furries cause they ruined Tony the Tigers good name by flirting with the Twitter account.No, it would be if Kelloggs themselves made a rejected commercial were Tony the Tiger was a pedophile that got skinned alive, then had all the other mascots dance rounds its rotting corpse, but let it get leaked because of their own stupidity. Then the entire world laughed it up and spread memes with Tony the Tiger as a in various, degrading or rape adjacent situations, including him being locked with actual pedophiles. and any Tony the Tiger fan who dared complained was called a pedo rapist lover >You should hate them for other more valid reasons, but not because they insulted a productI think mischaracterizing a beloved character as the most despicable type of criminal and retroactively trying to associate its fans with that most despicable type of crime, is a valid enough reason on their own. but I do hate them for other reasons too.and their lazy, incompetent, hypocritical, greedy, liars. This was just the final straw.
>>56651613>Feraligatr and Meganium throw Typhlosion under the bus and dance on its grave >they get run over right after
It's just clickbait, as everything else these days.
>>56651613or they can just not feel forced to advertise all starters of a gen at the same time, like they already did in LA
if this little meme marks the beginning of the end for game freak (and by extension nintendo), I'm all for it
>>56656648>couldn't truly be erased>kadabrabro it was nuked from TCG (to the point that there was an Abra card that could skip Kadabra and evolve straight into Alakazam) and didn't appear in anime for like 15 yearsit was all but erased
I'm surprised normies even know what a Typhlosion is lmao
>>56651528damn pokemon channel could've spawned like a dozen meme formats if anyone gave a shit about it.
>>56650627Wyd if Typhlosion is inexplicably a starter again in ZA?
>>56650627
>>56671448They would have completely erased it it weren’t from Gen 1 >>56672556>character assoc with rape >gets used more Yeah like how that skunk form looney tunes right? Go be retarded somehow else
>>56672979totally, like the way they erased porygon2 and porygon-Z, right?friendly reminder that porygon-Z has canon anime voice thanks to poke park
When did journalism change? It used to imply people hitting the pavement to discover new information. Now it's fat retards sitting on their computer regurgitating dumb social media shit for below minimum wage.I do not even read anything but financial news anymore. It's all dogshit
>>56672999The funniest part is that Porygon has not only never been dexcut, but he has been obtainable in every generation.
>>56672813Kek
>>56673028don't jinx it I need my bro
>>56672979>Yeah like how that skunk form looney tunes right?speedy proved the looney tunes are too iconic to be cancelled forever, so pepe will come back. its hypocritical to bury one when they're all about equally problematic.
>>56673123the difference is that beaners love being portrayed as "ARRIBA"-screaming sombrero wearers, but frogs don't like being portrayed as smelly rapists
>>56673028>tfw White Forest is the only reason Porygon is natively available in G5
>>56673231True, but it still counts.
>>56650681This /pw/ image is legendary lmao
>>56673017when clicks became their main source of income clicks and engagement is everything
