>But muh storiesWere never canon and were never in the games>Muh Canalave LibraryFoke lore is not history and didn't even say what Pokemon>Muh froslassPLA was a bad game and Froslass is said to be a spirit of a female human >Muh Pokéstar Studios Ledian Written by the same freak behind the smut that got scrapped and was clearly a Joke >Muh Machamp The Machamp was a guy in a costume and was clearly a Joke
>Was a joke>Still in the game thoughIt can be funny and a fact. Did James never buy a magicarp because that was a joke?
>>56650789Pokéstar was not real it was acting
>>56650771what a cutie patootie
>not a single instance of "verily" in your sperg outYou will never be Alolan Ninetalesposter.
You’ll be seething and coping even harder when I flip you on your back, stomp the wind out of your diaphragm, and proceed to rape you right up the cookie. Dumb uppity fox slut.
>>56650771meanwhile the manga
>no verily>wrong filenamelarperywnbaw
why do you always post an image of one of the most attractive pokemonis this some reverse psychology woman shitI'm supposed to take your No as a Yes, yes?Yes.
>>56650771https://rentry.org/bm9m59vuIt's 100% canon
>>56650771You're canonicly smalltime now.
>>56650771You're not him
>>56650771>Froslass is said to be a spirit of a female humanSo pokemon and human aren't that different, and can thus have sex.
>>56651296Man, I really wish I had *not* finally read that Lapras story. I was under the impression that all females in the Pokemon world reproducing in the same way was becoming canon, why the fuck can a female pokemon give birth to something that it's not? This news is honestly worse than any of the rape/pedo shit to me.
>>56650771We are in a pivotal time for Alolan Ninetale posters.Either they will fade into obscurity or rise to never before seen heights. How will they tackle this new challenge?
>>56650771Imma bend you over and plap you 'till you faint while your God watches and eagerly waits her turn for some human dick.
>>56650771I'm very tired of coomers.
>>56652130then leave. not your board
Humans and Pokemon used to marry each other long ago when things were different. And what do married couples do? Yeah.
>>56652160>And what do married couples do?ask any married couple and they will all tell you their sex life essentially evaporated the instant they put that ring on each other
>>56652130Go to r/pokemon
>>56652172I'd rather not know details on how my coworker fathered his three sons.
>>56652186lights off missionary with the sole purpose of procreation
>>56652172Dishonest comparison, marriage used to be the requirement to have a sex life at all. Nowadays people get married after living in sin for several years because they feel they need to.
Stay deluded OPhttps://rentry.org/bm9m59vu
>>56650771>cope this hardMust be a troon, time for you to an hero.
>>56651081>wanting to rape a tranniggerOP, is that you?
