What do you say to get out of this situation?
>>56651516Get my dad to beat him to death. Then take his organs i guess.
>>56651516Tell him I’m not a virgin (lie).
>>56651516but i'm a boy...
>>56651516get on my knees and start begging
>>56651680Irrelevant.
>>56651516Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
>>56651516>Yes, me wife (male)
>>56651516I silently accept and prepare myself for impregnation
Get out of this situation?
>>56651516I don't "say" anything. I kill him, simple as. I can take him easy with a bottle of water lmao
>>56651516
>>56651516Get out? Obviously I get on my knees.
>>56652629no you couldn't
>>56651516ask him to please spare me while i stuff my face in his asscheeks
>>56653399NIGGA I’m jacked as fuark.
>>56651516>Go, Charizard!
>>56653399Typhlosion is a bitch>>56653557Kick his ass, anon
>>56651516*teleports behind you*psssh…’nothing personal, kid
>>56651516>Typhlosion thread for the actual fagsSurprised it took this long.
>>56654302we girls can like muscular men too anon
>>56654338Yeah, but at the moment the thread's leaning towards more guys compared to the other ones.
>>56653557KEKlytard....
>>56651516I fuck him and make HIM the wife in this relationship instead
>>56653557Based STRONGlyGOD
>>56653557GODlyking
>>56653557NIGGARDly...
>>56651516post the plappening sequel
>>56655205>>56655557bejitabro btw
>>56651516Why would I want to get out of it? He can breed me so hard my testicles turn into ovaries.
>>56656618this but i turn into another typhlosion instead
>>56651516I tell my LVL 100 Zigzagoon with perfect IV's which I trained by depopulating 50 routes to use tackle
>>56657671I fucking hate this picture. Made me laugh.
>>56657671'oal
I become his malewife and we attempt to procreate every single day. Little does he know that it is impossible, but I won't stop him from trying.
>>56651516I'd be sucking his cock before he could say anything
>>56651516That would never happen. I'm too old for him.
>>56659220He actually prefers hags.
>>56651516I'm maleand a top...
>>56659374not for too long
>>56659374lollmao
submit
>>56651516He's 5'3 150lbI could take him in a fight
>>56657671emmy