Hey guys, did you know that in ancient times when the boundary between humans and pokemon was blurred..
>>56651759Yes we knew, now bend over already
She's the Vaporeon meme, but better and actually canon.
>>56651788>hidden among D/P planning phase dev files for 20 years>never referred to in any phase of development for any game ever againwhy you think they stayed unused so long? because even Game Freak didn't want them to be canon. and GF is the word of god when it comes to pokemon
>>56651830meanwhile froslass and the manga
>>56651759Keep going. Post the whole Lapras story since not all of us (me) have heard it yet
you are sick
>>56651852
>>56651893Thanks. It's pretty tame compared to the other stories desu
>>56651873it is officially over people are lusting over rapist pedophile badgers and octopuses unironically now because a childs game said it was a-ok
>>56651830Well, in Lapras' case, there was never a need to advertise it - everyone always knew she was sexy, and now there's no denying the look she's giving you in her official art is most definitely a 'Fuck Me' stare.
>>56651759Once upon a time when the boundaries between people and pokemon were unclear there was a little Marril that was stabbed in the eyes and raped to death and set on fire and thrown into the ocean. When its rotting carcass washed back up on the shore Mr. Briney and Peeko gangbanged it's corpse while Mr. Briney loaded a revolver. He pointed the revolver at Peeko and shot it in the head. Then he shoot himself in the roof of his mouth. The moral of this story is.
>>56651961>nowHaven't visited any of the red boards outside of /vp/ in the past 20 or so years, I take it? This shit pops up all the time on /b/ and in the trashcan. Just because you've been out of the loop all this time, doesn't make this a new phenomena. Hell, there's Pokemon porn dating all the way back to '98 when the games first came out (and yes, I mean 'Pokemon', not the trainers).
>>56651788Hitler was right.
>>56651759
>>56652005...they had revolvers back then?
>>56652215>That's the village coomer. Always up to no good, that one.
>>56652215>ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
>>56651788Don't all vaginas do that? At least that's what my dog's did when I fingered her.
>>56652581They all contract, even in humans, but dolphins and whales can physically control the muscles in there with a level of dexterity akin to moving your fingers - they can grasp, clutch, pull, milk, and vibrate all at once.
>>56652215kek
>>56651873You're here fapping to it too
>>56652581All vaginas can tighten up and contract but they can't actually ripple and kneed to the point where basically all of the stimulation is being done by the vagina itself. Although humans can kind of learn how to do it, there was some porn star in the 80s that was famous for it.
>>56652612nta but I reckon the dolphin and whale vaginas are so dexterous is because mating underwater isn't as easy compared on land where thrusting is part of the requirement for males to get off and ejaculate, so the females evolved to the point where their vaginas do most of the work to get the males stimulated enough to orgasm without having to thrust
>>56651830cumskullery and dolphin vaginas aside, it was probably the violence that made them drop it, they can very easily tone down the sex stuff (it was pretty minor to begin with), but a kid going around and killing 40 ursarings then getting mauled is a bit much for gamefreak
>>56653250Yeah that's one of the things >>56651788 mentions. Thrusting under water would just make you and your mate flip all over the place and probably interrupt coitus continually. Inserting and then getting more or less massaged is the most obvious solution to that problem.
>>56652612>>56653250>>56653296god IMAGINEyou'd probably cum the moment you insert
>>56653742I mean if >>56651788 is anything to go by it'd be kind of ridiculous. Basically like a straight up penis milking machine.
Unironically hate that the Typhlosion rape shit is drawing up so much attention that otherwise would have been focused on Lapras being a confirmed humanfucker.
>>56654276This, but Arceus being impregnated
>>56654276ppl kinda dismissed it b/c the octillery story was the first story posted from the leaks, ppl thought it was weird and funny instead of hot because really, octillery? then lapras was posted but because it was the same story people no longer caredsame thing with typhlosion, if the slaking or piloswine version of the story would've been posted first people wouldn't be focusing on typhlosion at all
>>56654276the typhlosion shit is pretty much exclusively xitter tourists, before they showed up all the discussion here was about lapras being a slut for human cock and slaking being a based rape corrector
>>56652581>At least that's what my dog's did when I fingered her
>>56653884See this is what I'm talking about, this is advantage of sexing your pokemon - you can have so many unique variants of pussies and cocks, every time - a new exciting experience. Why would you wan a boring human?
>>56654358Yeah this pretty much, I remember the order more or less being>Holy shit that Slaking story is fucked up>Wow all of these stories are pretty wild, lmao Arceus, Rapidash, even Ursaring? And wow that Octillery story is funny, weird that the Lapras one is basically the same.>Wait a minute Lapras can read minds, Lapras is a fucking SLUT holy SHIT>-Like an entire day passes->TYPHLOSION RAPE TYPHLOSION RAPE UHHHHHH TYPHLOSION RAPE GUYS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT TYPHLOSION RAPE LOOK AT THIS TWITTER SCREENSHOT I HAVE FOR SOME REASON
>>56651788>actually canonCoomers really are braindead
>>56654276on the other hand im glad that typhlosion is getting all the twitter faggot attention so lapras doesnt become vaporeon 2.0
>>56655940I'd actually be fine with that. The girl is due a backlog of like 25 years of porn.
>>56655940>he'd rather have endless Typhlosion allegations than more Laprussy
>>56655940I dunno dude I'd be a lot more ok with a flood of Lapras porn compared to a bunch of "Pokemon REACTS to Typhlosion rape allegations!" art.
>>56656002eh, don't worry about it. we're still gonna get a bunch of lapras lewds, but there won't be a bunch of unfunny faggots constantly memeing about it. win/win situation.
>>56656002Lapras just seems awkward to fuck
>>56656275that just makes it hotter, anon. it's awkward and clumsy and yet she still goes to such lengths to fuck humans because she just wants dick that fucking badly.
>>56656275Just imagine that soft, broad body laying down on you, crooning her neck down to fill your mouth with her hot, sticky tongue
>>56656275Not really, she can just flip on her back/side or turn around and lift up her tail.
>>56651788>>56656506>Lapras turns around and lifts up her tail>You stick it in>Massage action starts up>Legs start to go weak and you grab onto her tail for support>She turns around and gives you the ol' Lapras bedroom eyes
>>56655852More like puritards are. Or at least wholly ignorant of the media they consume.
>>56651830Humans marrying Pokémon was in DP. It was made 'eating together' for ugly Americans like you. This is just an expansion on canon. Keep your head up your ass so Typhlosion doesn't claim it.
>>56651840Good example but you can counter the vidya-only fags>b-but only games are canon!Japanese Diamond/Pearl and marriage >nooooo only my language and localization is canon
>>56656700>Humans marrying Pokémon was in DP.Why do people always omit the last part? It states that it was a thing because they were the same being, which changes everything. You wouldn't marry a chimpanzee now, but eons ago, we were the same too.
>>56656763because they don't believe in evolution (lol) or they think evolution doesnt exists in pokemon (LOL)
>>56654276>>56655940>>56654358Because the thing is Twitter prefers rape fetishism. Twitter has a major rape/BDSM fetish
>>56656973There's been so much rape-focused stuff on twitter lately that I could almost believe that
>>56657037It's no coincidence, anon.
>>56651788Onaholes = Laprussy and Vapussy on demand
>>56657089Get that fishy gremlin the fuck out of here, Lapras mogs Vaporeon so hard it isn't funny
>>56657089i hope that was a typo and you meant octillerussy
>>56656763Changes nothing cunt. Play the games sometime, open your fucking eyes. Pokéfucking still happens, that's why Meow is the shillmon this Gen and not the retarded clown or gay duck.
>>56656763>it's because they were the same bro>ignores the human impregnating his very much NOT the same froslass wife in PLAlol?
>>56651788>Cut and rejected ideas that never made it into the final product>CanonDo Pokephiles really? Even Chris Chan would have understood that this leaked stuff that is not in the final product isn't canon, you are literally coping at this point
>>56656612There is a difference between marrying a ghost and straight up fucking animals you brain damaged tranny. You can't even fuck Froslass to begin with as it has no hole expect in off-model fanart
>>56657831pokemon aren't animals
>>56657597You retard know that is meant to be a joke right? She is not fucking that Machamp and if you think otherwise you are just a coping porn addict
>>56657850Sure thing faggot, Meowth clearly isn't a cat and Yamper clearly isn't a dog. How could i have forgotten. Adding magical properties to animals doesn't make them not animals you brain damaged zoophile
>>56657831Humans are animals. "I'm at peace with my lust"
>>56657875Don't care. I'll blow that kitty's back out. Balls deep cream pies. You mad?
>>56657875>Adding magical properties to animals doesn't make them not animalsit does when they walk on two legs and have more complex thoughts than animals
>>56657136>>56657165Kek
>>56657831Pokémon are yokai anon. In fact, I'd go as far as to say pokémon are all kinds of Japanese trope monsters, given flesh-and-blood and having their more sinister or psychopathic tendencies removed to fit a 7's rating.And much like yokai are as intelligent as humans or even smarter in cases, so are Pokémon. Meaning there's nothing actually wrong with them hooking up, as evidenced by the stories that got to the game, the asides spoken by characters and the myth concepts they'd written to make the world more realistic and lived-in.
>>56657831>You can't even fuck Froslass to begin with as it has no hole expect in off-model fanartskill issue
>>56656763>>56657597What's DP?Pokemon: Double Penetration?
>>56657855You know you cunts have been squeaking "j-jokes" since 2010? And now all these years later, we find out Game Freak was COMFORTABLE writing deeper, more in-depth stories as colour for their world, much less continue to seed them into their games. Newsflash cunt, can't be a joke if kids don't understand it's meant to be a joke. They just see a woman with a machamp and it's her boyfriend. But seeing as they don't joke with this shit (as in, they spend company time and money JUST to make a pokéfucker reference), it must be a "joke" on the level of Morimoto adding Mew in as a "prank" in Gen I. With full knowledge, encouragement and approval by Tajiri
>>56657997I don't care. Shut the fuck up. We will continue to gush over pokepussy and there's nothing you can do about it. I want to fuck Pokemon, I bust in onaholes to Pokemon, and I dont care if it's canon or not. STFU.
>>56657878I CAN KILL 'CAUSE IN GOD I TRUST YEAHIT'S HERD BEAHAVIORIT'S EVOLUTION BABY
>>56657997mew is in gamelapras mating is not in gamekeep administering copium
>>56658045I'm on your side, you illiterate fucker.
>>56658127>>56656612No but Froslass mating IS. Play the games, sit down and shut the fuck up. Not *MY* fault you thought mummy made this shit for her speshul little soldier.
>>56658350zero mentions of froslass mating. did you even play the game?
>>56657928
>>56658390Yep. I also know the creative iterations behind the creation of Froslass and her inspirations. And the Yuki-OInna she';s based off has a tale where she marries a man, has kids with him, then leaves when he speaks about the meeting he had with her yokai form. Which oddly happens to be the tale told in the journal in "Traces of a Lost village" AND meshes up with the various beta drafts of pokémon becoming humans to marry and fuck their lovers.God made the Pokémon world in Her image. And Her slutty little llama ass was hot for human cock.
>>56651759what if we blurred it again <3_<3what if we could ALL be pokemon!!
>>56657875What if I told you LOVE conquers ALL??
>>56651830Then why didn't they fucking delete it?
>>56658911>what if we blurred it again <3_<3multiple timesper day, preferably
can you keep this autism up for like 2 days thats how long its going to take me to write this dogshit
>>56658990these threads wont go away for a whilei hope
>>56658990Write what anon
>>56656804What gets called evolution in Pokemon, is more like metamorphoses.
>>56658956There's goddamn family photos and some personal schizorant document of one writer's fight against depression among the folder. Why didn't they delete ANYTHING? Does that make someone's family photos part of pokemon canon now?
>>56658081Do the evolution is a GOAT tier song, its so fucking accurate.
>>56659884Fun fact, the song is so completely unlike anything else Pearl Jam was doing at the time that Eddie Vedder described recording it as though he was experiencing it as an outside observer and singing it from a third person perspective.
Mods can you start deleting these blatant zoophile threads, i know that means you would have to delete 90% of the board current posts but atleast looking in the catalog won't give the non-zoophiles on this board visual cancer everytime we go on it
>>56659986pokephilia is hitting it big, it's mainstream now, get used to it.
>>56652215KEK
>>56659986hasnt pokephilia been a thing since this boards creation?
>>56659927The song and video mindbreaks normalfaggots. We need an extended version that has scenes from all races and all times.
>>56659986Get off our board. We won.
>>56659156dont worry about it
>>56660768Ok, now I'm worried
>>56655852They're more intelligent than some eunuch who tries to suppress their most important biological imperative.
>>56659986Fuck off you /pol/nigger tourist.
>>56651788did u know dolphin babies have to lick their mommy's slippery smooth vulva to get milk from her milk slits <3_<3
>>56661036Could dolphins please stop being freaks for five minutes?
>>56661036> forced to make your mum cum to be fedhmm....hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>56661036>>56661198>Could dolphins please stop being arousing freaks for five minutes?FTFY
^w^
>>56661426> tfw since Dolph got fired and charged there was no new dolphin stuff for last 15 yearssucksdolphin are very passionate around humans and they do like sex play
>>56661258I wonder what kind of hentai dolphins would draw if they had hands..?I bet it would be a big hit with human readers!
>>56661483as mentioned earlier they get very close and very sexual with human very fast, this is how it started with famous Dolph, they began to display a bit more intimate wants, and he, being the glorious degenerate he was gave in and began to please themand they really liked it so much it became a common routinedolphins are massive sluts
>>56657831>Froslass has no holeBut she does. You think she'd like it if you stuck an arm up there?
>>56661568pull her down on your knee <3
>>56657831Froslass is like a ghost though, Cant it shapeshift to a degree?
>>56661541were these captive dolphins or were they training wild ones? if they were captive i could imagine sexual stimulation was the most interesting thing they could do in a very boring environment
>>56661568tfw no Froslass gf to give the ol' Jim Henson Special
>>56661606captive in one of these aquaworld things
>>56661793imagine if america were still allowed to keep captive humans in the onlyfans age... the possibilities
please dont post cetaceans in that way i told my doctor id stop thinking about stuff like this
>>56651759It’s FRIDAY NIGHT boysFull moon too
>>56651759Remember when zoomer Twitterfags who spammed the Vaporeon /vp/ meme icked at Lapras?https://twitter.com/VHammercock/status/1589286337362153472You reap what you sow, giant meaty Lapras pussy for everyone.
>>56662295>Those repliesHoly fuck what a bunch of performative bullshit.
>>56660086Maybe but the pokephiles weren't as prevalent as they are now since the leaks dropped>>56660757>Our boardKys zoophile, animal fuckers are unwanted here and the only ones who think otherwise are animal fuckers themselves, also you won nothing because that cut content that didn't make it into the game is not canon no matter how much you whine about it. Cope spermbrain
>>56651996>(more space for your body to travel)Now it fits my nicheS2 freak get on this
>>56663167They weren't a supermajority of threads like they are during the current interest spike, but /vp/ has been one of 4chan's bestiality boards since its inception. You might as well try and get zoophiles removed from /an/ or /mlp/
>>56654276>>56654350>>56655940>Lapras, Octillery, Ursaring and fucking Arceus all got knocked up by humansThese leaks have been the best thing ever
>>56656763Hey at least you faggots are finally conceding "okay maaaaybe the marriage thing is canon compared to the english troonslation"I'll look forward to you finally admitting Lapras is a human slut, in 10-odd years when something even more outrageous gets leaked and the poketon window gets shifted again
>I know a good place, Anon
Insomniacoverlord died for nothing after all...
>>56664407It's not even Friday yet.
>>56662295He won
>>56662295>>56662295>>56664407I wonder if fisting work well for herHow far can I push my hand? Will her hole swallow it whole?
>>56665476Going off of >>56651788 honestly not any better than it would a human woman, potentially even worse. You're legitimately better just sticking your dick in.
>>56665525That does not look correct just using in-game size. It will definitely have a hole at min close to horse one, in depth and girth/stretchiness, probably even slightly bigger.
>>56665476She'd probably enjoy the additional girth of your forearm, as a treat, but the length wouldn't be doing a lot since the internal structures of the clit are, you know, right there at the entrance.
