I wish for a new world, one without these vile ugly fragmented emotions. One where people do not wallow in strife and misery, nor desire and revel in such hostility. To achieve such a perfect world, the all encompassing evil must be purged in all, the roots and all must be torn out and burned.That said I'm looking for like-minded highly professional colleagues who want to dress like space clowns with me, harass the local populace, and summon spacetime angels. I will be taking applications.
>>56652296based
>>56652296gay
>>56652296ok canon autist
>>56652296What's the salary and what are my benefits?
>>56652321dudes an autistic early 20s old male that looks like a malnourished 40 year old he's a fucking 4channer
He’a blue because he’s Pokemon Dr. Manhattan
Reminder Cyrus wins.He goes and makes his new world with his bride at his side.
>>56652376giratina is just like her mom a humanphiliac.
>>56652296still becomes one of the most dangerous villians of all time in pokemon main line games.
>>56652324he looks like hes wearing a mask like smartschoolboy9
>>56652323You will be paid minimum wage, the benefits include free uniform, on site residence, hair cuts, dying, and styling. I can even provide any following animals of your choosing, cats, bata, crows, skunks.
>Necrozma is the daughter of Cyrus and Giratina>she too is also a human in ascended form like Palkia and Dialga
>>56652426>no health insurance or life insuranceSorry, I'm gonna have to pass.
>AutismCyrus would recruit people like this, it makes me wonder how the fuck Team Galactic even started and got as big as it did.
>>56652576For being an arguable utopia the pokemon world sure has it's fair share of people who seemingly want to destroy it.
>>56652508We have free state healthcare.
>>56652426I'm sold, where do I apply?
>>56652296I will join, but only if you make that redhead my wife.
>>56652630I'm not going to the Pokemon center and sitting in their "magic" ray device, that's for fucking animals. I want to see a real doctor not some corporate mascot nurse.
>>56652665You are the type of emotional person I grow tired of, the most I can do is pair you with a female grunt.
>>56652600Lysandre went insane for a reason
>makes all his staff wear bowl cuts or elaborate hair styles >looks like he just cut his own hair last morning >cyrus is too autistic to sit in the chair for 15 minutes and make small talk
>>56652296let me own Iono so i can rape her with my rape stick if i join your cause
>>56652296Is anyone else surprised his ancestor had no other Persian name.
>>56652376>Giratina wasn’t confirmed female Robbed
>>56652848I care not for your e-whore streamers simp, your application is denied.
>>56652913She's Arceus' shadow, and Arceus got her womb filled.
No thanks I just want to file a complaint. Despite your attempts to make your female employees non desirable, I still find them incredibly sexy. Your fashion department will have to try harder, otherwise I might be tempted to do something bad to them.
>bumpi grow weary of these people too, which is why this thread must endure
>>56652296You say you hate emotions and yet you use a Gyrados, the angriest pokemon around. Curious.
>>56652296autist
>>56652321>>56652324he seemed more like this than autist
>>56655121Please understand, it was the only one that matched his hair
>>56655121Not only that but the Crobat which requires a friendship evo is pretty well known too.
>>56655121>>56655479I think he's the type that upon recognizing his emotions, would be ashamed of them and want to remove them.Crobat needs to hug him harder.
>>56652324>early 20sAin't no way.
>>56652296Literallly me.
>This was mostly likely all Mars doing considering her ancestorWhat the fuck exactly was her problem?
>>56652296how can incels exist in the pokemon world? somebody get this nigga a lopunny
>>56660192He has 2 bad bitches as his admins and he's still like that
>>56652296you haven't been titfucked hard enough. lie back down.
>>56652296CRAWLING INNNN MY SKINNNNNN
>>56652376based
>>56652296He did nothing wrong.
>>56652296>>56657984*sigh* when you mortals will understand that the only perfect world is a not existant world
>>56652834What even is small talk?
>>56660097She was a visionary, you simply failed to see her vision
>>56660320hot
>>56660326Cyrus really was ahead of the chud curve before anybody else
