I'm tired of all the slander, in this thread we LOVE Typhlosion, because it is cute, kind and badass.
>>56653453STEP AWAY FROM THAT CHILD
>>56653453>eating onlyunwashedforest berries for monthsimagine the explosive, torrential diarreah
>>56653453Why does that look cropped? What's the rest of the comic?
>>56653453Source to the rest?
>>56653453NOOO! STOPPUUUU!DISUISUNOTTOCAAANONUUUUUU!
>>56653467I love Hypno but this one is such a fucking jobber
>>56653453Me on the left
>>56653482typhlosion can kill the bacteria with his fire, it's cool
Can we make Typhlosion into /vp/'s official mascot? To counteract the slander pander and for, you know, obvious reasons.
>>56653453>this shitshow could've been avoided if they just had her fall in love with him without brainrape magic
>>56653492got to Gelbooru and search for Typhlosion, if you have an account and have lolicon images enabled it will be the first result
>>56653619the puriteens would still bitch
>>56653574Yeah Hypno can't take a Typhlosion. But his heart is strong, and he will delay that monster even if it costs him his life.
>All these Hisuian Typhlosion "threads">no mistakefag at allWhere the heck is he?
>>56653453they look so happy togehter
>>56653545Found ithttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/123365306
>>56653634maybe, but at least he wouldn't have been the equivalent of Bill Cosby
>>56653660Thanks bro!
>>56653619the mindfucking is important so i can get my brain rewritten... its part of the appeal
>>56653453Wholesome moment :)
>>56653638I'm talking about that specific Hypno from shoutingisfun's comic. Bro's acting mighty confident and composed, and then immediately proceeds to job like no tomorrow.
>>56653609>Women love him>Men want to be himYeah, I'm thinking based.
>>56654061>>Women love him>>Men want to be himFish fear him?
i enjoy FemTyph
>>56654314>Gators fear himKek, yeah. Need an edit of him wearing the hat.
>>56653453QRD?What happened to My boy Typhlosion?
>>56654375Kanto people are 1% typhlosion.
>>56654341she cute!
>>56653453Which one of the two would you rather be?
What do we think about cyndaquil?
>>56655477He has a human mother.
>>56654430>"I got back my Poke-cestry kit and found out I'm a descendant...of Typhlosion Jefferson :D"
>>56654587can't find the sauce on this one :<
Stealing jars, bowls and gourds from the village for berry and water storage during the winter.Teaching Typhlosion how to use human goods to increase the life quality in the cave for both of you.
>>56656185teaching typhlosion in human form how to write and read
Stop loving typhlosion. You are humans.
>>56654697Can I pay to have both experiences?
>>56656209He struggles a lot initially due to how weird his paws feel, now that his digits are longer and slimmer and are supposed to cuel around this weird stick. Eventually he endures the discomfort and starts writing his first letter, your words of encouragement a boost to his confidence, lacking due to how uneven and crooked his first words look. After a while he's able to write most letters of the alphabet very slowly, but it's still progress. He starts to connect the spoken word with these weird combinations of glyphs you keep teaching him, and it's not long before the cave is covered with words, etched onto them as to not forget their meaning. There's only one word that he needs not to write, being it's the word that means the most for him, the one he's most accustomed to scribbling down. (You)r name.
>>56656394Cute...
>>56655477My son :)
All Typhlosions being half-humans is fucking crazy.
>>56653453I've been saying from day one of Gen 2 that Typhlosion is a GOAT mon and one of the best starter mon.
>>56656893When you see a girl carrying around a Cyndaquill, you just know she's been bred by a Typhlosion.
>>56657205his fucking is crazy I can confirm
>>56657774Akari...
he is him
>>56653453I love typhlosion, he is a rapist like me
typhlosion literally lost a fist fight to some random old man lmfao
You people are actually fucking retarded. This honestly just shows how fucking stupid you all are that you think basic fucking folklore is hardcore porn.
>>56659158Anon, that's exactly how a woman's mind works. Stories will infinitely cause them more lust than a picture.
>>56653619Didn't she? There's nothing that actually says the berries are drugged. They just ate berries and then hibernated like bears. She never forgot her family, because she remembers her father, she just forgets about going home in the moment because she loves the typhlosion and wants to stay there.It's not the story's fault you cunts have horny imaginations.
>>56659703I think there's a line about "hitting her head" and then she falls asleep and forgets everything. But people getting mad about it are still retarded.
If Typhlosions were real, the would not be kidnapping you.
>>56660053>Girl constantly stumbling around the forest, putting herself in "compromised" position for a big and scary Typhlosion to whisk her away>This shit happens every other week, different girl, same idea>The local Typhlosion is aware of this every time it happens, and rolls his eyes every time he can smell the scent of the unbelievably horny girls that willingly throw themselves in dangerous situations>Still, his cave is full he has no need for any more, so he picks his berries and goes on his merry way, back home
>>56658184LMAO
>>56660159those loli bitches don't appreciate him for who he is on the inside :/
>>56653453This is exactly what all girls secretly fantasize about. Typlosion is going to be THE husbandomon for a new generation of budding youth. The YJK mon of women in 7 to 14 years time.
>>56661373He already is.
>>56653453This your song Ty? https://youtu.be/Y8B_a0ZHNj8?si=DntabxyHU6lGSq6c
>>56655477he cute
>>56653453fuck typhlosion
>>56664115Don't worry, he's doing a lot of fucking.
