Fast thread edition.Previous Thread: >>56656138Established human characters are permitted here but are not the focus. Keep it reasonably pokeyume.>should thread be called /pmohf/ or /mpohf/ or something else?
>>56659410What do you think of Cynthia being a canon goddess, vorequeer?
56659410get necked
>>56659379Hnngrfghgg!!!!
I am gonna cuck Arceus
>>56659446is this guy ok
>>56659410The Gipper doesn’t like that picture…
>>56659379Behold, The Face of PMOHF.
Dawn and Akari do NOT fuck pokemon!
>>56659451don't come between a woman and her three husbands.
>>56659462How new are you?
>>56659462>>56659464Stop responding to the retard. Has anyone made a bot yet?
>>56659484No. Pokemon fuck them.
>>56659484They fuck Typhlosions.
>>56659492been around a while, just haven't seen him actively show up in a thread i was in yet
I need to be held and raped
>>56659484Korrina gets her pussy full of Lucaknot."Lucario used Bone Rush"
Look at him!!
>>56659558i just want to be held.
>>56659379i liked the suggestion from oomfie last thread to call it /pokeyume/ or smthn!!>>56659558same...................>>56659484thank god i do then,,>>56659584my handsome perfect husband........please hold me and kiss me deeply......
>>56659573Bet his big knot gets stuck in her often
Tranny thread
>>56659605That's the usual for knotted cocks.Plus, it deepens their bonds.
>>56659493How would you the bot prefer to act? Forceful? Pushy? or gently nudging and caring?
>>56659462>>56659551Just treat him like you do a crackhead on the street. >>56659491Sorry but Anons told me she only takes bhc, those 3 cuties are mine now!
>>56659598same i love the name pokeyume!>>56659526need...
>>56659619Absolutely heaven hng
>>56659598yeah /pokeyume/ probably captures it best
>>56659626NTA but persuasive for sure
>>56659605Big knot, imagine it glows like molten iron with he's about to blow, steamy with his musk
>>56659659Nah it's red and glowing.It doesn't have the Steel type for being literally metallic but because of their persistence and effort, a heart of steel you could say.
>>56659626I want him to be sneaky, manipulating, "nice guy" but in truth all he wants is to impregnate me. The feeding and the care is just fake. Sprinkle this with gaslighting and forceful nudging, like, the pushing gradually becomes forceful until he just full on forces himself onto me
>>56659718this but it gradually turns into actual care and love so there's incentive to stick around
Do you like Meowscarada as much as I do
>>56659718Ahhh, now that's a rare taste. That actually makes it line up much more how I think it would act in-story.
>>56659640Mating in the wild with hubby
>>56659737Do you like spiked (and small) cocks?
>>56659734Make two version of this. Regular typo and the other version
>>56659737Yes. I absolutely love male Meowscarada and I'm sad most canon appearances have been female so far. >no giant magician cat who hides your keys when you piss him off
Im probably bigger than your bad dragon
Typhlosion makes bellies bulge with his cock.
>>56659808that's really cute though"come on, i've got to go to the store">cat noises
>>56659808They hit the jackpot making it appealing to both genders
>>56659808As a guy who loves that jester pussy go ahead if you like it too, which girl doesn't like a good showman?
>>56659827Every time! I can't fucking do it hnnngg
>>56659811Since when they make microscopic BDs
>>56659827This is definitely more of a male fantasy. Making bellies bulge seems super painful.
>>56659811its not a monstery penis tho so whats the point...
>>56659859https://bad-dragon.com/products/teenieweenies
>>56659842I think Cinderace is more ambiguous.Meowscarada is clarly feminine in design, like Delphox. Not as Primarina which I still don't know why most of them are males. WTF, plus for femboy fans I guess.
>>56659860Its only doable irl with veeeery thin short girls and +8" dicks, but its not painful, just very niche and unlikely to happen
>>56659860yeah like thats definitely going places it shouldnt behurts just thinking about it
>>56659904It's just hentai logic not aplicable to real life
>>56659893I can see a meowscarada as a cute bishie though
>>56659892What is the best toy within BD? I want to get into this
>>56659916And you can for sure. I've seen some of male ones with Julieta.
>>56659893i'm one of those male primarina enjoyersi wanna sit out on a rock in the sea and listen to him sing then make out with him
>>56659860i mean, it's a fantasy. half of my fantasies before age 15 involved death or severe disfigurement
>>56659914I can literally link a video to showcase how it works rn
>>56659935E-six Post #4453309
So what is the best male Pokemon then?
>>56659953Don't. Not interested in irl porn
I want to be in an absol sandwich, being kissed by an aggressive girl absol as two boy absols make out behind me with my back against their chest fluff and another boy absol fucks me.
>>56659935my people are here! male primarina is adorable, I bet he catches the best fish
>>56659953Do it.
>>56659746we cant just have impromptu sex like that what if someone sees...>>56659921i was looking at some earlier and the duke one seemed cool and manageable,,i have the diego one already but i never use it bc its way too fat i wanna get a smaller one w/ a knot someday tho>>56659981machamp for me!!
>>56659953I've seen it from gays with dildos so it IS possible but I'm sure the difference between anal and vaginal would be the clinching factor.
>>56659981everyone will give you a different answerand that's how it should be
>>56660007>Machamp and Typhlosion fighting
>>56659860i like the idea thoughi want to be bulged and cumflated slightlyit's just fantasy though
>>56659996I always thought I was a real Absol degenerate but you beat me. That sounds awesome.
>>56659971but... why bald?
>>56659892He did say he was bigger, so it can't be those...>>56659996Jesus Christ that's fucking hot, all the heat pheromones in the air.
>>56659811It doesn't have plates, ridges, an interesting texture or shape etc.Plus you don't seem to under how big their bigger models are.
>>56660041What always gets me about cumflation is how it completely breaks the rules of fluid dynamics. There's no way for a man to even cum that much unless he has absolutely massive testicles and a humongous cock (with a thick and powerful urethra). Otherwise the semen would just spill out between spurts rather than causing you to inflate.
>>56660025https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5cdaf192816c8Not the one I was looking for initially but you get the the idea, that angle+thin belly makes it easily doable, guys dick isnt particularly big either
>>56659981Inteleon
Reminder that even male Pokemon have standards.
>>56659996this art is really cute, I should break out my tablet and draw some gardes
If you had a boyfriend with a (Lucario / Typhlosion / Machamp / Absol / insert your favorite male Pokemon here) would you consider cheating on him with his 'mon?
>>56659904>>56660025It's only possible with anal, with vaginal you could push your uterus up a little bit at best if you're insanely skinny
>>56660220no, i'd get him into it too. i won't separate a man from his best friend. double the fun.
>>56660220no, because cheating is nasty plus why wouldn't I just go and catch my own?
>>56660250That seems to be the best solution. "Honey, we shouldn't let your best friend miss out on the fun"
>>56660125Most of the fluid that cum is comprised of is from the prostate not the balls>>56660220Threesome or bust
please dont get sex tips from porn
>>56660220Yes
>>56659718And then we can fix him >:) with the power of love<3
I have 1 (one) mighty need, simple as that.
Did we ever find out why those stories were stored on gamefreak computers?
>>56660274but BL hentai is how I found out that men have really sensitive nipples though...
>>56660125k n o t.(and it's fantasy.)
>>56660220i think the real question is why would you have a human boyfriend when you could have a pokemon one instead
>No cock, like horse cock
>>56660302Human dicks look rather unique compared to other animal penises. They just have a certain charm to them.
>>56660291Yes we know the name, it was a man
>>56660271>Threesome or bustOkay, but which one gets to bust up front and which one gets to bust in the back?
>>56660293a real life homo™ told me that wasnt true and rubbing man nips is about as exciting to them as fingering their bellybutton
>>56660293Anon... men have far less sensitive nipples than women.
>>56660125I'm more concerned about the physics on the female end of things since the cervix does not allow fluids to pass by easily
>>56660277Okay, but how would you feel if you found out he was fucking your female Pokemon behind your back afterwards?
>>56660293>>56660336afaik it's highly variable, most men dont get anything from it but some are pretty sensitive
>>56660293They really don't
>>56660274but i'll never have real sex so it's ok, it doesn't matter. or i mean just be sane and distinguish between fantasy sex and real life sex.
>>56660358>>56660336They can build up sensitivity in their nipples but 99%+ of men aren't going to have sensitive nipples.
>>56660293bl hentai and yaoi are for losers[spoilers] real women make ocs to ship with their favorite characters, anon[/spoiler]
>>56660375youre still at it?
>>56660350That's also an issue. Same thing with cervix penetration. It just doesn't work like (Japanese) porn artists think it does. The most concerning thing is when the female doujin artists draw cervix penetration...
STIFFEN THE WOOBATS!!! Typhlosion?! You want to do WHAT with my wife?! You wanna help android 18 catch ALL the STDS?! You want to make her a CHAMPION in the SACK!?! You want to MEGA EVOLVE YOUR PENIS inside my WIFE'S VAGINA?! EEEEHHHH?!?! You REALLY mean that you would be so GRACEFUL as to SQUIRTLE on her JIGGLYPUFFS while I, KRILLIN, get to PIKACHU getting it ON from the CLOSET?!?!??! YIIPEEEEE!! And after ALL of this happens, I would get to REGISTER YOUR CHILD on the humandex as though she was MY VERY OWN DAUGHTER??!!?!?! WOO HOO! So what you're saying is, that YOU and 18 will be GOING AT IT like LOPUNNIES IN HEAT, while I watch from the CORNER, filming it with my ROTOM CAMERA that you are getting for ME!!?! And then, you will HAMMER ARM and CLOSE COMBAT her in order to leave her in a CONFUSED and INJURED state, in which her PLEASURE will be AMPLIFIED?!?!? And then, when you are done with her, you are going to let out ALL of your pokemon friends take turns RAILING HER?! What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO DO GIVE MARON A LITTLE SISTER, FUCK IT, GIVER HER TWO!!!!
>Fujo hateI'm thinking kino is back on the table.
>>56660351We are equal then! I'll let him fuck my 'mon and I get to fuck his perfect solution
>>56660408>Real womenThose are yumejos. Fujos are the ones into the gay stuff. Yumejos are losers like fujos but they self insert in the story.
>>56660437fujos are insufferable. seriously. some of the worst people on the internet, beside trannies even more when they're fujo trannies. good god[/spoilers]
>>56660449Where would you draw the line, though? Would you be okay if he fucked your Kirlia? What if you had a Ribombee? What about Garbodor?
>>56660432A fetish is a fetish anon. When horny speaks, the rational brain is silent.
>>56660360I do but I might be an outlier. Sensitive to rubbing and cold at the very least.
Cervical penetration is gigabased aesthetically speaking, vaginas should work like that
>>56660434Wrong thread, anon. How many women do you think are into Dragon Ball? It can't be more than a small handful.
>>56660463eh, I like a gay ship here and there but I've found I've lost my taste for it as I've gotten older. Or maybe the constant encounters with tranny fujos has ruined it for me, I don't know.
>>56660220id prob have a threesome it would be fun for everyone involved and its good for bonding w/ ur pokemon>>56660336wtf this cant be true........
>>56660408most of the time it's because there's two male characters that they find hot, and/or the relationship dynamics between the two. but you're right, it's more fun to make a believeable oc and just do a threesome in that case.
>>56660466this very thread is an example of thatthe rational brain tells you "pokemon don't exist"but the horny brain shuts it up with an "ok but what if"
>>56660220We would be in a polyamorous relationship.Tbh I basically only date women (with one femboy) anyway so.Sorry that's not appealing to your cuck fetish though.
>>56660479I doubt any biological women are here in the first place, I just like yabbaposting
#NotAllFujos... let's not fight here ok?Fuck everyone who went down the fujo to ftm pipeline though, that's just making your fetish your personality
>>56660479i watched it with my bf (made him watch the original jp 90s sailor moon too). we're watching Daima now
>>56660509agreed, we're all degenerates here, as long as you're not a person of gender I don't care what you're into
>>56660450yumejos are goated. they're secure enough to self ship instead of being scared of male on female and wanting boys to be prissy fags instead >>56660485that's different than fujoshi. fujos will just ship dudes just for shippin dudes. part of hetalia fandom in modern day, can confirm. fujos need to go
>>56660465 Look at the mons I have been posting and tell me if I would have an issue with that
>>56660533>hetaliaholy shit anon you've sent me back a decade, why would you remind me! the fandom is still alive?
>>56660509all right fine but leave colress alone, that man is Straight>>56660525we can all unite under the banner of hating tranniesremember, my name here is my discord handle, etc
If theres bad dragon they should make good dragon onaholes
>>56660564Bad dragon already makes onaholes as well as dildos
>Male nipple sensitivity discussion Now, I'm just one guy, so I'm sure it'll be different for others, but mine tend to be when played with by someone else. If I were to do anything with them, I don't really feel anything. I think it's the same logic as why you can't tickle yourself, but other people can. When my wife plays with them they're definitely sensitive most of the time. I wouldn't exactly call it "pleasurable", but it gets a reaction out of me, because the feeling can be intense. Really it just makes the sex more intense.
>>56660575Wait really?Now I gotta check
>>56660408>>56660463>>56660485>>56660533I wouldn't let this fujo-slander go overlooked They are supposed to be our siblings baka
>>56660547if i have to suffer so do you all, picrelrussia is still hot>>56660564they do, actually. think they have a big line of them
>>56660509I wish I was a man...I want to have a funny dick to play with
>>56660509>fujo to ftm pipelineGuilty as charged, being a boy is hot.
>>56660558Sorry anon, but you'll never talk me out of real life dickgirls.
>>56660611YWNBAMIf you want to play with a dick you could always get a boyfriend. I can't imagine a man ever saying no to a handjob
>>56660533I'm fujo as fuck (although I just generally go rampant with shipping in general including straight stuff) but my god most fujos really have no taste. They don't give a single shit about canon personalities/character dynamics and just turn everything into the same cookie cutter seme/uke bullshit. Or even worse, stupid AU or omegaverse shit that has fucking nothing to do with the actual characters anymore beyond just borrowing their looksIt's baffling how bad most yaoi and bl still are in the year of our lord Arceus 2024
>>56660624
>>56660624>destroying the parts of your body that are designed to receive pleasure from and be molded by menYou played yourself
>>56660633>real life dickgirlsThey aren't girls, though. They're men. They smell like men. They feel like men. They have the body shape of men. They have the cock of a man. The only difference is that they have weird, misshapen moobs and long hair.
>>56660624Making your fetish your lifestyle is incredibly stupid and you're gonna regret it so hard.
In the second episode of the Pokemon Husband Fucking General, the girls work together to shit on fujos.
>>56660504i like dragon ball and z, fell out of interest before i could get into super (is it even worth it?) DBSB looks amazing though.>>56660509that's such a weird progression to me. there's the element of "me wanting to fuck them" always present somewhere in there, but never "i want to become a man myself" but having a dick (real) would be cool. i don't get it. mental illness like everything else, i guess.
>>56660606>They are supposed to be our siblings*turns your husbando into a filthy fudgepacker*Pssh, nothin personnel, femanon.
>>56660575>>56660607Wow some of these actually look kinohttps://bad-dragon.com/products/ledo>usable length 5.75, one-sizenvm
>>56660624I want to be a cute boy!!!!
>>56659860My brain's been corrupted by moid oriented porn from a young age since I didn't have access to any yumejoshi ones, so unfortunately I find it incredibly hot in fiction. I know it'd be horrifying in reality though.
>>56660611staple a hot dog>>56660611>>56660624YWNBAM>>56660636at least you admit it. that's fine by me. back to the yumejo, blaziken sure is hot, huh
>aw hell yeah a pokemon-on-pokegirl rape thread!>look inside>it's a femcel thread
>>56660679That's fucking bullshit.
>>56660658Based.>>56660658mad
I'm not convinced there are any real women in this thread
>>56660624being a boy is hot until the aging process starts and you begin balding/looking gross. Aging trannies in general look pretty disgusting.
>>56660672>Pokemon Husband Fucking General,There are no husbands in this thread. This thread is about fucking Pokemon. It might be called animal husbandry, but you can't make an animal your husband.
>>56660674All husbandos are bi. Checkmate.
>>56660611You remind me of a girl I used to know like ten years ago. Dressed extremely tomboyish, would constantly make comments about guy's dicks or ask them how they are like, ran up to the porn mags at the news stand and point at the nudes inside etc.I wonder how she is now and if she became lesbian or ftm or stayed her old self.
>>56660672Some sisters are angry at seeing their beautiful 2D husbands being depicted as homos it seems...I know you people are from twitter/tumblr because I have seen these exact same yume-fujo fights there LMAO>>56660674But anon...I like that...
>>56660738just watch me
Imagine>no cramps>no weird mood swings>balls and dick to play with for hoursBeing a man sounds so fun
>>56660711Are you retarded? Serious question
>>56660673>before i could get into super (is it even worth it?)I watched it this year after Toriyama passed. It's way better than GT, but it's worse than DB/Z. The start is rough, but everything after Goku becoming 13% of the population and committing 50% of the violent crime is great. Especially the Tournament of Power which itself makes up half of the episodes of Super.
>>56660777Yeah why?
>>56660606nothing wrong with fujos. my sister is a massive fujo but shared some decent fics over the years even if i'm primarily yume. yumeshit just isn't big enough to be infamous in the same way.
>>56660680If we were both cute boys I would definitely make out with you anon.>>56660736Some older women also look disgusting..well I'll always be disgusting either way.
>>56660064Idk it isn't my art, but my theory is that it's just like any other Anon, just female.
>>56660784Based.
>>56660752Literally sounds like the shit I do
>>56660607call me basic but my favorite will always be America>>56660636me too, I just love shipping. But the chemistry has to be there. I'm a romantic at heart, okay!
>>56660743Most men are not only completely straight but find the idea of man on man relationships to be revolting. They physiologically respond to seeing two men kissing as if they saw maggots crawling on meat.
>>56660774>dick touching public toilet waterline>hitting doorknobs with your dick>testicular torsionIts also an occupational hazard
These threads make me feel depressed
>>56660807That sounds like a skill issue on their part.
>>56660220Not cheating. Sharing them.If she has a female team they can switch
Typhlosion erotic otome vn with human and typhlosion form scenes... please...
>>56660790Don't come near me, I am going to push you and make fun of you for trying to kiss me. Loser
>>56660711This. I came here for Typhlosion not reading some people's thoughts on gender or BL.
"And you shall not lie with any animal and so make yourself unclean with it, neither shall any woman give herself to an animal to lie with it: it is perversion."you will never be able to enjoy pokemon with the same innocence you had when you fell in love with it
>>56660818why?
>>56660774Grass is always greener on the other side. The average man in the US works over 40 hours a week and dies about 8 years earlier than the average woman.
>>56660720Yeah if it were bigger Id totally get one, that looks amazing
>>56660828Based Typhlosion fucker.
>>56660725starting to have doubts myself, anon>>56660761i'm just sick of it is all. it's prevelant in the places i frequent and i just ... i'm sick of it. i'm sick of the gay.and that's coming from someone who's a lesbian in real life>>56660804based as fuckhard to find hetafags in general, add me on discordanyway, /pokeyume/, what's running on your nearest console right now, be it switch or 3ds or whatever
>>56660822yes pls......i dont know how to make games or id do it myself....>>56660818why :(
>>56660774>hairy>balding>sweaty balls when it's hot>sweat more, stinkier>way less and worse options for fashion>gotta shave your face all the time>women trust you less>can't do shit with 99% of men cause muh homophobia>worse orgasmsSounds like a pretty bad fuckin deal to me senpai.
>>56660844>LesbiansSo you mean bisexual woman?
>>56660810>dick touching public toilet waterlineOnly happens if you're a shower and not a grower. >hitting doorknobs with your dickConsidering how high up doorknobs are, you'd have to be at least 7'5" for that to be an issue.
>>56660823That just makes me want you more..
>>56660829anon, what kind of person do you think is into getting drugged and raped by a badger?
>>56660831>>56660847It's a kind of "you will never (...)" feelingbut also learning things I did not need to learn
>>56660774I could probably make the same kinda comments about how fun it would be to play around with your own clit, especially considering women seem to have way more options of receiving pleasure.But got me onthe cramps and periods. Nature dealt you a bad hand on that one.
Men and women should bond by bullying fujos.
>>56660881
>>56660881Men should bond with fujos by fucking them in front of yumejos
>>56660872yeah that's the feeling. we had antfucker in the last thread.
>>56660895That would make everyone feel awkward.
i dont care abt transgenders i love my pokehubby !!!>>56660844im playing legends arceus on my steamie deck i forgot how weird this game looks lol..
>>56660829I might be forever impure and rotten and tarnished, but I feel like my interest in HFOMP is a bit more nuanced than simply cooming although that is a big part of itA lot of it involving Pokemon like Houndoom, Mudsdale, Zebstrika, Hypno, etc. does absolutely nothing for me because of the lack of emotional attachment or context. It's just rape + beastiality. You don't see any intelligence or personality or bond expressed by the Pokemon, and while that may be hot for people into that, it's not for me.I need my context, whether it's a lovely romance with my pokehusband or being raped into twenty consecutive mating presses so he'll make sure I never leave his side again.
>>56660807Pokémon is a utopian fantasy world. Don't give a shit about real world retardation.
>typhlosion went from the most snubbed fire starter to sex symbol overnightwhat a fucking timeline
>>56660844Starting a Sacred Gold run on my phone.>>56660880There's pluses and minuses. I wish vaginal orgasms were easier+I had an even higher sex drive.
>>56660847look up pokemon ecchi version
>>56660790someone here gotta have the image of the two basement dweller women roleplaying as catboys
I need more pictures of these two and less talking about unrelated shit
>>56660918All me.
>>56660908That the pointThe self inserters dont fuck and the ones into watching others fuck are the ones who do get fucked
>>56660752That sounds hot
>>56660917In a Utopian fantasy world (like Pokemon) there'd be 0 gays
>>56660895Men should bond with fujos by fucking other men in front of them
>>56660916Same. desu i wish there was more Pokemon/human romance that wasn't just porn.
>>56660895>Men fucking the more disgusting option>Fujos having to be confronted with the fact they're women>Yumejos not getting any actionActually the worst scenario.
>>56660919>I wish vaginal orgasms were easier>I had an even higher sex driveFound your problem.
>>56660872>"you will never (...)"The eternal curse of the phantasyphiles. Be it pokephiles, elffuckers, monster fuckers, furries, xenophiles, hell even those with impossible fetishes like vore.We can just hope for either really good VR or maybe some exceptional genetic editing in the future.
>>56660781GT was like a fever dream for me. no matter how many times i rewatch it it's just like sand running out of my ears, i can hardly remember anything except that queen bee pan episode.>The start is rough,i heard as much, yeah, and also that the movies past battle of gods (which i did watch) are just recaps/movie versions of the super arcs? like resurrection F? that put me off from watching them, but i want to get through super just so i don't feel guilty about not having proper context before watching DBSB. i have a good excuse to get back into the series because i haven't read the manga yet, so thanks for more encouragement anon.
>>56660847Ren'py is easy as fuck for codelets, do it anon, you have no excuse
>>56659379Listen girlies, I am here to talk about pokefucking with other like-minded pokefuckers, not whatever retarded opinions you have on fandom culture or gender politics. If we are going to get this schizo we may as well go to /trash/ kek.Anyway, look at my cute boyfriend!
Can we put something in the next thread's OP that actively discourages off topic bullshit? I don't care about your feelings on trans shit or ERPing as little boys, I'm here to talk with kindred spirits about Pokehusbands
The Pokemon fuckers fuck each other and the fujos watch.
>>56660956>elffuckersThese are the most plausible, though. Prosthetic ears are cheap and there are loads of tall white people around. Combine them and do some roleplaying and you're golden.
>>56660965The last 2 manga arcs we're good, not the Superhero rehash though.
>>56660916Exactly how I feel. And I do think that Houndoom and consorts can be quite physically attractive. But they are just being used as proxies for rl animals which misses the point to me to a big extend.They are meant to be stand-ins for that sure but also for something much more unobtainable and altogether more wholesome. The idea of having more out there than just some human partner who nevertheless have the same mental capacities, maybe even better. Especially a deeper emotional capacity.This is why I like the Houndoom comic by glacierclear. She gets it.
>>56660969Cute boy I want his sister
>>56660915it does look really weird huh, hope you're having fun>>56660919playing ds games is odd on phone. that reminds me, i have to do my yearly play of black 2... gotta see my husbando>>56660954that webm was surprisingly satisfying>>56660969show more of your boyfriendgot any of him in a little top hat?
>>56660969you can drop the act, everyone here has stopped pretending to be a woman
>>56660929cuteee i bet he thinks she looks rly pretty in that dress>>56660916>>56660951u get itit needs to have the emotional build up and daily life and stuff...having a pokehubby is more than just the sex...>>56660970can we pls yea
>>56660916>>56660951Then write it, you clearly have a solid grasp of English language and grammar. That puts your writing skill level above 90% of English speakers who only speak in sentence fragments and can't even use punctuation properly at this point.
>>56660970I didn't choose to be trans, life isn't fair sometimes.
In my husbands cave eating berries and breastfeeding our retarded 0IV son
>>56660970There is a reason that the yume /h/ thread has an asslong OP text that specifies what they DON'T want.You gotta gatekeep a bit to keep things on rails.
>>56660951i struggle with romance content honestlysmut is just smut, it's whatever, it fulfills its purpose, but romance actually kinda hurts in that "i will genuinely never have this" type of wayi read something to feel happy and just end up feeling sad in the endsorry for the blogpost
>>56660968Not that anon, but I think I'd like to try.Only issue is I really prefer horror/denpa VNs with some degenerate content and weird vibes so I'm not sure I'd be able to deliver an authentic experienceAlso, I can't draw for shit and I'm autistic about my art style being recognised
>>56660977ok fair, I was thinking more of the standard fantasy races. Even then I think a lot like to have them to be long lived and eternally young.
>>56661016there it is, that's the life for all of us apparentlysomeone last thread said theyd make a bot, any progress?
>>56660965>are just recaps/movie versions of the super arcsYou got it backwards. The movies were first, but because movie continuity and anime continuity is different (excluding only DBS Broly) they decided to make an anime version. The first 20 or so episodes of Super are just recaps of Battle of Gods and Resurrection F.BoG is genuinely an amazing movie. It's easily on par with the best arcs in DB/Z and well worth the hour and a half it takes to watch it. The best way to watch Super is to watch BoG, Resurrection F, and then skip to the U6 tournament arc in the anime. Skip the filler episodes and go straight into Goku 13/50 and then into ToP. DBS Broly has no real continuity with the Tournament of Power since Goku can't go Ultra Instinct on command yet so you can really watch it any time after Resurrection F.
I love that Hisuian Ty is gaining more popularity, I loved him as my starter in Legends Arceus
>>56661016Hot.
>>56660880Men have more options for receiving pleasure imo since only they can physically top/penetrate with something they can feel through while still being able to bottom. I wish I could be vers like men can.
>>56661009Weird that an anon on 4chan has motivated me to write so hard but this really awakened something in me. Gonna start writing.>>56661026Go out and start dating someone if you aren't already, helps immensely.
>>56661016>our retarded 0IV sonWhy did that make me laugh
ok its just completely off the rails now
>>56660999>Lesbian>HusbandoThe math ain't mathing
I restarted my Legends file just to pick Cyndaquil as my starter. I'm cooked...
my hubby machamp picking me up and throwing me into the swimming pool
>>56661068Good, right choice.
>>56661016>0 SpA and Spe IVs>31 Atk IVs
>>56660970well if you guys are serious about the gen, then yes. make it a rule
what is this cuck shit doing on the front page?
>>56661065dont like real life men. simple as.>>56661059somehow dragon ball got mixed up in here>>56661057please PLEASE write. we need more writers in these threads
>>56661068Box your starter like everyone with taste does past Gen 4.
>>56660929>he prepared a dress for youi'm crying
>>56661027>spoileryeah. same here, that must be a common pet peeve because i see it a lot across boards. mostly i don't want it to get attached to my style of posting so i just drop the art without anything else in the post.
>>56661056Sticking stuff up your ass a guy is gay as fuck though, no thank you.
>>56661011no one gives a shit if you're trans. do you have fanart/fanfiction to share or not?>>56661053never understood why it was hated to begin with. thought the design was adorable since day one
>>56661069>What it looks like in actuality
Imagine getting someone to do something like thisPost #3167185
>>56661047If BOT anon doesn't show up anytime soon imma have to make this myself and you will not like what I do. My writing is horrendous and I have no fucking idea how to please myself or you guys.This is a warning.
>>56661126this is my fav pic of us and our husband atmso cute and comfy
>>56661126the easiest way to make a bot is to make a shitty bot and ask it to elaborate on itself until you have a good card with a writing style that you like
>>56661057well anon you see the problem is that i dont want to date a human because i dont find humans attractivenot in like a "i hate people grr" kind of way, i'm just... not into humansso i cant really just find someone to fix my problemsoh god now im really blogposting
Im gonna try to get the /a/ dbz gen posters to post here
>>56661126I'd be willing to make one for sillytavern, but I'm a poorfag and I can't find any proxies right now.
>>56661151That's the quickest way to ruin a thread KEKAROO
>>56661057I'm glad I could help! My goal was to motivate!
>>56661016This made me laugh. Damn his stupid, sexy seed
>>56661126threatenedi really do hope bot anon comes back. i'm sure you'd do okay but...finally got my 3ds back to normal but lost everything
Would you let Typhlosion creampie you?
im finally home i can talk about my husband!why tf is there dragon ball>>56661158sorry best free alternative i know is janitor.ai but even then....
>>56661098No offense but kys
>>56661158Janitor and character are free (if they haven't changed)
>>56661049ohhh, thank you for clearing that all up for me. i was just thinking about watch order, kino.
>>56661180Anon, you know what the answer is going to be for every reply you get.
>>56661099He wants everyone to know who his wife is
>>56661158good ai to talk to should be a human right
>>56661186pretty sure spicychat is mostly free too. character.ai doesn't allow smut>source: do a lot of ai stuff>>56661180of course, why else am i here
>>56661180no but i'm on berries so what am I gonna do
>>56661171Might be one of the only times he (accidentally) gave her a good ending
>>56661180this is like putting someone in a desert for 10 hours and asking "would you drink water"
>>56661197Branding is so based.
>>56661217ANON NO HE'S GOT THE RED ROCKET OUT
>>56661126Wait until next thread, if there isn't any update then we will help each other by making a bot together
>>56661227oh oops, I didn't see it was the uncropped version.
>>56661180yes silly>>56661217hubby put it away...
>>56661217Real typhlosion is way shorter and smallerAlso smaller dick
>>56661250You've seen a real Typhlosion dick?
>>56661217I am so down bad that I wish this was me
Serious question: if being a Fujo isn't okay, and being trans isnt okay, but I'm not comfortable living female, am I just meant to kill myself?
>>56660997Don't care :3>>56660999Here!! He looks so cute!!! been playing Elden Ring on my pc lately! will probably start an Emerald run soon
>>56661158write a very very short introduction that you like and do what >>56661142 said, but use cai or claude to write the card itself before you go to your nsfw model.
>>56661260Don't care, ask somewhere else, this is a pokehusband thread
>>56661260Don't listen to the haters, on this thread or elsewhere. Be whatever you want, be that trans, fujo, or nonbinary.
>>56661250Have you heard of Alpha pokemon
>>56661260Youre meant to get fixed through a vigorous dicking
>leaked folklore>suddenly /vp/ has a pmohf generalwhere were you people before? its like everyone here suddenly poofed into existence
>>56661288No that's how lesbians get fixed.
>>56661260It means that you need therapy.
>>56661260don't base your life on what some retard on the badgerfucker thread thinks about it, 99% of people think the same about everyone in here
>>56661260be whoever u want just be a pokefucker too and post husband
>>56661260Stop being retarded, stay on topic and talk about Typhlosion's big badger dick
>>56661262he's so cute and small..!! what a handsome little guyi'm sure you two will have cute children!!
>>56661288This.>>56661299Also women who hate themselves.
>>56661260>>/lgbt/
>>56661260It's okay for you to be whatever you need to be, but you're not going to get good responses when it's against the topic of the thread. As you see from responses, no one really hates you, they just want you to stay on topic. If this isn't the topic for you, there are other boards and threads for fujos and trans people.
>>56661158you're from /that place/ aren't you... anyways i'd make a bot (i like koraidon, i haven't seen any itt...) but it seems like everyone here is stuck in the stone age and doesn't use ST. i mean the general format is the same whether you write for GPT or Claude, but still, some people use W++ even though it eats up tokens fast. just write in plain text.
>>56661298I was minding my business when I heard about the leaks. came back to/vp/ after years of avoiding it because pokemon wasn't for me anymore. Now I'm stuck here jerking it off imagining that I am married to a cave monster
>>56661298we've had generals like this in the past, but they were always short-lived and i expect this one to be the samejust enjoy it while it lasts
>>56661262ty for brightening up this thread i admire how much u love ur hubby>>56661298honestly i havent been playing pokemon recently but the leaks on twitter made me come back and ig it just caught me at the right time of the month bc all my love for pokemon boys has come back thanks to all the nice art and posts abt typhlosion and now im lowkey obsessed
>>56661263Is someone actually going to do this?
>>56661298i havent been here in ages but i HAD to know i wasnt the only one who thought the typhlosion story was hot and i didnt know where else to go
>>56661335koraidon is a really good choicealso where are my birdfuckers ... where are the empoleon lovers? braviary? blaziken?
>>56661217Thank you for your sacrifice
>>56661372beaks are a huge turnoff
>>56661298Came after seeing the leaks on twitter and has been staying here since
>>56661362i'm doing it right now, but I probably have different tastes from most here
>>56661317>who hate themselvesi won't be able to get fixed if i can't even get myself to go outside and meet people, i stay inside and look at Pokemon all day
>>56661392What do you mean?
>>56661380idk, they're still okay to me. they still have tongues to shove down their girls' throats.
>>56661372I only like Blaziken, the rest are too weird for me. That one image of May hugging her Blaziken changed me
>>56661395Hire a male escort.
>>56661395just give out your address, silly do not actually do this
>>56661372reptilian and avian pokemon are my turn-ons. especially when you mash them together, like archeops. love him, and any prehistoric-themed pokemon.
>>56661372i dont like the birdie guys im more into the wolf/dog/badger kind of thing mainly sorrycan birdies kiss well?
>>56661372I like Blaziken but he's not my favorite
>>56661395Start by interacting with people online on places other than 4chanDrop your discord, check hobby enthusiast forums, meet people with similar interests online, organize meetupsThen once youve developed actual social skills meet people in your area
>>56661422Nta but How do I find those?
>>56661452Hi.
hansome husband,
my one and only true love
>>56661452Secret society.
>>56661395>>56661450Ignore this person. Meet people on 4chan
>>56661452Lay out bait and wait for them to walk on the net (I actually don't know either)
>>56661372only birb i really like is espathrasuper aggressive and has mind powers to make you submit... mmm
>>56661413blaziken is top tier though>>56661428finally someone who gets it fuck yes>>56661442lots of tongue but sure!~>>56661448blaziken looks so soft and and perfect to cuddle. and he could pet me like i pet him!!
>>56661316Oh Jesus Christ lmao I need my womb filled with his cute sperm, I need to be the mommy of his litter >>56661260>>56661395Being a fujo is based but legit just stop caring about what other people say lmao, this is a pokefucking thread. >>56661358Your husband is very cute too! I have seen you on multiple threads by now huh, you sure love him!
>>56661395Drop discord
>tfw your husband is an unpopular mon with no art
>>56661462NOOOOEEWWWWWW FUCK OFF!!! :)
>>56661452Pretty sure you can search online for local area.
>>56661498having a cute baby eevee to nurse is such a good idea... maybe multiple.
>>56661372The fact that everyone hates Quaquaval will make me sad for all of eternity.
>>56661514i get around this by having many husbandos
>>56661514Who's your husband
>>56661480This is incredibly hot
>>56661518I think you owe that anon an apology.
>>56661527I can't handle that he has a bigger cake than me
>>56661518:(
>>56661514REALLL SOME OF MY FAVS HAVE NO ARTand if they do its a girl version fucking a guyluckily i have many pokecrushes>>56661480i wonder if he puts his cigarettes out on u>>56661495>lots of tongue but sure!~i bet not as much tongue as typhlosion tho...
>>56661527didn't even cross my mind for a moment, i'm sorry anon!!he's a decent water type and ... yeah. kind of hot. ducks have crazy dicks
>>56661527Really? I thought he's one of the more fun final evos but now that you say it I really don't see him brought up often.Which is strange, usually there is a fandom for the Brasilian carneval character.
>>56661539I will apologize if he shapeshifts into my dad and fucks me
>>56661553Duck cock evolved for the sake of rape.
>>56661550i hope he does please please please
>>56661567So did Typhlosion cock apparently.
>>56661563Ball's in his court now.>>56661544Well?
>>56661422then i lost my virginity for nothing, i could see the benefits for a guy though>>56661424I wouldn't just be endangering myself, hehe i live at home>>56661450>>56661486i only talk by email or on forums, anything else goes by too fast and makes me anxious. part of why i left discord.anyways, latios should also be able to shapeshift into a human like latias since they're siblings, right?
>>56661567but being in a loving relationship with one and willingly carrying his cum would be wonderful- plus, getting to play with his duck-dick.
>>56661563If your dad is 6'4 blonde and has a hairy ass I can do that
>>56661563What the fuck
>>56661592There's benefits for a guy to hire an escort?
Do we need a new thread yet?
>>56661609Spread your cheeks so that I can braid them
>>56661581Yeah, but is it really rape if by the end of it you love it and are begging for more?
>>56661395Another pro tip would be to ignore the obvious moids trying to "fix" you because you seem extremely unstable and depressed blogposting on a pokefucking thread!>>56661514Who's the lucky boy? >>56661527I think he's funny.>>56661525God, I want him to put as many as possible inside me so badly...
>>56661624its good form to wait until page 8-9 usually
>>56661624Yeah
>>56661627You wouldnt even need to spread them to to that
>>56661632eevees are so cute and your boyfriend would be so proud of you for holding so many of his children!!
>>56661646>Slakoth story instead of the Typhlosion oneRetard.
>>56661646why does this have the slaking story instead of the typhlosion one
>>56661646Must've been a long night with plapping and splashing
>>56661632>Banter is bannedSad.
>>56661632>>56661533I love Hitmontop
>>56661665>>56661666Right? I noticed too but I just guess she read all of them?
>>56661646>pretending to be asleepi would do it too. you can feel the eyes on you.
I want to be mated by Entei and solgaleo
>>56661690Akari really is the face of Pokemon fuckers.
>>56661685yeah, i have no problem with it, it's harmless
>>56661666>>56661690I think the idea is she doesn't want Typhlosion to know she's into all the stories, not just his.
>>56661689i'm trying to figure out what's going on in this image
>>56661718>CheatingBut why would she do that?
>>56661707Entei is daddy material
>>56661707what about Raikou? have to watch out for the teeth tho
>>56661722looks like she's choking hitmontop with her thighs... and drooling into his mouth???
NEW BREAD!!!!BAKE A NEW THREAD
Bake you fucking whore.
And don't forget to tell people to stay on topic this time
>>56661689More like Hitmonbottom!
Is someone baking or should I do it?
>>56661846i don't have images on hand, so can you do it? please, anon?
https://files.catbox.moe/oq645j.jpg
>>56661901Based.
>>56661901ew
>>56661872I can't, thread cooldown
>>56661846i can do it in a sec, we decided to call it pokeyume
>>56661937>>56661943the duality of man
>>56661945wait a bit lol
>>56661901>faceless woman>that dickBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
any recs for good pmohf fanfiction?
>>56661901nice
>>56661974ao3 and fanfiction.net are your treasure boxes
>>56661974just like >>56661990 said both work! i prefer ao3 tho cause from my experience the stories are usually better? but both are good
new thread >>56662047
>>56660649>>56660667>>56660697>>56660736>>56660645Kill yourself, zoomer spic flareon spammer
>>56661288>>56661299>>56661317>>56661302>>56661320get beheaded on liveleak by a black guy from the cartel, you retarded spic linux faggot
are there actual girls in here
>>56659892They're eating away at my evolutionary niche...