>typhlosion fans: NOOOOOO IT'S NOT CANON. TYPHLOSION IS INNOCENT STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM>slaking chads: yep. that's my king.
based take but reads like a redditor who came from r/4chanfunny or whatevergo back
>>56661885Bvllphlosion turned from my favorite to my hero this week. Its the gift that keeps on giving
>>56661885Lol ive noticed people be giving my bro some passesMonke always win
>>56661885Darkseid?
>>56661885Revenge is justified
>>56664243the typhlosion story was originally slaking, the only reason people focus on typhlosion is because most pokefans are gen alpha idiots who are salty that Typhlosion is a moderatealy popular Pokemon despite being from the region they see as Kanto's backyard. Typhlosion's mild success triggered them so much they started this bullshit.
>>56661885Sounds like you're volunteering for some correction too OP
>>56661885>Luring a girl and grooming her, immediately getting cock slapped the second her father shows up and rescues herIncel pedo beta faggotry>Fat ugly bastard rape correcting a whore as revenge for killing his people, casually mind breaking her enough to kill herself on the sideAlpha king shit
Slay King.
>>56661885No not me. I don't like Slaking anymore.
>>56661885He's ugly so nobody cares
>>56664325nah the slaking story is different. It's actually worse
>>56661885To be fair the woman was a terrible person.The little girl Typhlosion kidnapped was innocent.
>>56664781No he's right there's a Slaking version of the Typhlosion story which has some small differences. There's also a Piloswine version but the Typhlosion draft was probably the final one. My theory is they wrote the Slaking cave berries version first, but after writing the Slaking revenge rape story, they figured they had to change the Pokemon of the cave berries story. They did the Piloswine version 2nd and finally landed on Typhlosion.
>>56664934Wasn’t the Typhlosion story scrapped in favour of the Piloswine one?
>>56664559This. He's already an ugly bastard so it's only in character. Typhlosion is just funnier because it took everyone offguard.
>>56664997I wouldn't know anon. Got any source? I just think Typhlosion makes a lot more sense because of the ending:>And so, people came to understand: Typhlosion are half-human beingsTyphlosion is somewhat anthropomorphic, so it makes sense people in the Pokemon universe would come up with a legend that implies they have human ancestors. Same case with Slaking. The ending makes a lot less sense with Piloswine.
>>56661885it's difficult to say slaking was the bad guy in his story without coming off as being in support of the brutal torture and murder of small defenseless animalshe simply took revenge for atrocities committed against him and his family
>>56661885>slaking with fans
