https://x.com/Roltas01/status/1846638683371270538It's over shitposterbros, the heckin' redditors got proper translators!!
>>56665290keep saying it borty
>>56665206>proper translators>nothing is translated>cope about mythological interpretation of a non-canon story
>>56665290/thread
>>56665290Touching is a bit soft for 叩く. Hitting would be more accurate.
>>56665555final quads before the GET. let's take it to deliver the final nail in the coffin for typhaggots
>>56665206Best part of these leaks has to be all this seething over a forgitten mid tier mon, absolutely delicious
>>56665206>Typhlosion shits everywhere>Girl sees poop and identifies it as Typhlosion poop>Girl gets anxious, because it is known that Typhlosion means danger for young girls>Girl gets lost>Luckily attractive man shows up>Offers to bring girl back home, but only if she stays at his place for the night>Takes her hand, implying she is young enough to do that and brings her to his cave>Gives her magical red berries to eat>Forbids her to look at his face>Girl sleeps, wakes up but sleeps again>Next morning girl wants to go home>Man doesn't allow it>Goes to get green berries>She eats the magical berries>Man uses Yawn>Girl sleeps>Girl has memory issues, forgets about her home and family>She realizes the man keeping her captive was the dangerous Typhlosion>She realizes she was tricked>But girl is to intoxicated to resist Typhlosion>They eat more magcial pokemon berries>All of a sudden it is winter and she is pregnant with a pokemon hybrid freak>Father of the girl comes to rescue her>Typhlosion wants to kill the father>Girl asks it not to harm her father>Typhlosion ignores her and goes out to fight>Father is victorious and rescues girl> Girl is doomed anyway because of her pokemon hybrid child >Girl magically turns into a Typhlosion after getting bullied>Typhlosion did nothing wrong! It was consensual!
>>56665206On the one hand anyone freaking out over this stuff being rape or pedophilia is a sheltered child that knows nothing about the thousands of years that existed before they were born or the mythology and folklore that was created during that time.On the other hand that account sure is putting a lot of effort and mental gymnastics into trying to say absolutely no sex happened.
>>56665206So where's the translation that debunks everything then?
>>56665290fpbp
>>56665328shut up imbecile discuck
>>56665290>Typhlosion reconfirmed BASED We keep winning
>>56666417Truly the Gigachad of the franchise
>>56665206>This is the hero Gotham needs, Batman.
>>56665206Holy shit that twitter thread actullay does nothing and people are eating that shit up
>>56665206Only thing Typhlosion beat is that young girl's head when she said she wanted to go back to her family
>>56667324It's hilarious how desperate they are over something that's not even in the game.
>>56665290PFFFFAHAHAHHAAHHH BAAAAASED
>>56665206You guys ever wonder why it’s always some shit for brains ESL that wants to say how wrong everyone else is and how they’re the only ones who have the answers?Why are you giving this faggot attention about a translation if they don’t even know how to properly spell the words they use to post with?
>>56665328>Unova out of nowhereRent free, baby
>>56665206It's still statutory rape in half the United States under this guy's "accurate" translation
>>56665206>Inane ESL BabbleI cachinate
>>56665290op btfo
>>56670275Actually anon we dont know if that typhlosion's levelling was sped up using rare candies cuz fun fact base pokemon can be older than their evolutions
>>56665206>reddit trannylators
>>56665206kek, so pedos/furfags/troons were self-canonizing that garbage and celebrating over nothing
>>56670786Toadfucker...you are a furfag
>>56665206The victim is always right.Do you even know who was berries?
>>56665206>actually doesnt clear any charges (except name of author) and just tries to explain why the critisism doesnt matterfaggot
>>56670798I don't find any pokemon with fur attractive.animal fur is gross, it carries germs, bacteria, insects, and shit stuck on it.
Christ, that's a gigantic amount of cope.>i-it was machine translated!Proceeds to not really say anything significant about the translation, just tries to recontextualize things.>t-the author doesn't exist!Nobody gives a shit about the specific person who wrote it, only that it was on Game Freak's computers.>i-it's not actually Typhlosion because the story was based on some ancient tale about a yokai!But they replaced the yokai with Typhlosion in this version.>i-it's okay that he hypnotized her because that's a recurring trope in Japanese folklore>so is girl marrying monster>so is girl giving birth to monster childAll you're saying is that this is (made to be like) an ancient tale that is not compatible with modern standards of morality. Which yeah, no fucking shit. But what happens in the story is what happens in the story. Typhlosion takes a girl to his cave, messes with her mind and puts a baby in her. Nothing this faggot said changes any of that.
>>56671145sounds like something a kitsune would do to both men and women desu
#believealltrainers
>>56671145it was scrapped because it's a retarded story that doesn't make sense>m-muh m-myths and f-f-f-f-folklore!none of them had a monster impregnating a girl which she gave birth to a baby in a matter of few days
>>56665290>>56665290>Typhlosion is never beating the allegations and typedos will never stop seething about it>meanwhile slaKINGS don't even deny their mons allegations and love him for itLiteral Virgin vs Chad meme
>>56671145>Nothing this faggot said changes any of thatAll those explanations feel like something that a defense lawyer would being up as defense of someone who’s undeniably guilty. Typhlosion is lawyering up?
>>56670252Why is that stupid fucking ice cream cone shitmon so popular?
>>56671297Do you hate ice cream anon?
>>56670252>he immediately thinks of unova when someone mentions abortionholy rent free
>>56665555Yeah anyone claiming it's just a light touch is clearly coping sounds more like it was beating her over the head.
>>56665206I can't believe you got me to skim through some schizo's ramblings after everything we went through together, OP.
look: for several hours now I have been told from credible sources the reason Typhlosion has been banned from the competitive scene. however due to the importance and sensitivity around the subject I have refrained from going on it. i don't feel comfortable with it currently
>>56671372>Soruce: My ass
>>56671145>>56671293>suddenly 4chan cares about rape victims when it’s an imaginary girl in a fictional non canon rejected rape story because they have such irrational hate for a cartoon badger that they want it erased from the franchise >real “foids” fuck’em >>56671170Like her?
>>56665646This post? Irrefutable.
>>56671416I wonder how many trainers have had their careers ruined by her false accusations…
>>56671416We think its funnyTyphlocels cant take a joke
>>56671416I didn't even know what typhlosion until a few days ago, I just know Japanese and find it funny that typedos have a meltdown every time I disprove something they say.
>>56671416No idea what you're talking about. I think all these stories are awesome and the best thing that has happened to Pokemon in years.
>>56665206So where is the “proper” translation that totally changes everything about the story where a Typhlosion lures a girl into his cave, feeds her mind altering berries, and gets pregnant?
>>56665290Typhlosion irrevocably confirmed to commit UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
