KONICHIWA DUDE! You're telling me after being one of THE MOST LUSTED AFTER POKEMON with over 19k results on e621 that the canonization of pokephillia wont be about me? You're gonna write EROTICA about a fisherman getting HIS COCK SUCKED by an OCTILLERY?!?! A typhlosion RAPING A TEENAGER!?!?! All while I the modt HUMAN SHAPED AND GENETICALLY COMPATIBLE POKEMON sit in the KEK CHAIR FLICKING THE BEAN to these NINTENDO APPROVED PIECES OF LORE?!?!?!What else can I say but YABBA DABBA DOO IM SUCH A HAPPY KEKQUEAN!!!
>>56666337post more garde getting cucked thanks
>>56666337Don't forget that Slaking went full fat ugly bastard and raped corrected a woman enough that she literally couldn't live without his dick.
>>56666396Theres no other cuckquean art of her and I hate regular cucking that isnt yabbaposting
>>56666764it sucks to be alive rn
>>56666337And don't forget about the arceus oneGodllama got busy and you didn't gardeslag, get vrekt
>>56666337SLUUUUUUUUUUUUURP
>>56667097Tdlr it
>>56666337Humans are in field & water1 egg groups. We are incompatible with gardevoir.
>>56667122>changed its egg group to mate with humans>got it fucking wrong and is now fucking shit like SimisearLmao
>>56666337Jerma?
>>56667117>Arceus emerges from a cosmic egg in the vortex of chaos, starts creating stuff>pieces of the eggshell become Giants who want to return to nothingness, they try and beat the shit out of her>she beats all but one of the Giants, who is her equal that she cannot kill>both are grievously wounded, Arceus flees to her creation and hides among humans>a man finds her and nurses her back to health>they fall in love, and after she's recovered she gets pregnant with twins (Dialga and Palkia)>once they're born, she reveals her true form to him and says she has to leave, asks him to bring their kids up well and warns him that the last Giant will return one day>he raises the twins until the Giant returns, fights it alongside them and is able to singlehandedly old it off for a while before it crushes him to death>the twins beat the Giant senseless, Arceus returns and curses it to eternal irrelevance with Slow Start>she incarnates her husband's soul as the Lake Trio before returning to the heavens againtl;dr Arceus fucked, Gardevoir didn't
>>56667278>>the twins beat the Gi-ACK
>>56667278>Arceus got sex so good it caused the entire Pokemon species to want to fuck humansBASED
>>56667278>a literal kids game has biblical stuff
>>56666396>>56666764>>56666798>>56666337
>>56667412RegiKINGas decided he wasn't fucking around with round two
>>56667914lmao
>>56666337>Litteral humansI miss when the mods took the "no anthro" rule seriously.
>>56667914>an octopus, horse, sea lion thing and literally God all canonically took human cock before the reddit duoThey both deserve a yabba dabba meme
There were like only two female octilery posts before the leak, this event quadrupled her online presence.
>>56668636>14k lopunny posts on e6>19k gardevoir posts on e6>289 octillery posts on e6Imagine being mogged by a literal octopus
>>56668750>Trusting e621 tagsI'd bet 99% (Litteraly, and I mean the actual definition of litteraly) of those first two are just humans who are white and green/brown and tan.
>gardefags when they don't get preferential treatment ONCE
>>56668488QRD on that?
>>56670040Now Non-canon fiction with-in fiction stories were written where some guys had sex with human women who were actually pokemon. Oh, and women got to have sex with an actual monster.Normie shit.
>>56670040>QRD on that?>Lapras and Octillery are sluts from the sea who'll keep coming back for more>stay in your lane, lest your half-Octillery son eradicate entire populations of Ursaring>Typhlosion should be behind bars, Hypno actually did nothing wrong>Slaking was just as evil as the woman he corrected>Rapidash and Ursaring are cuckqueans>Arceus is the demiurge, also a devoted wife and mother>Regigigas is Demifiend and will punish the whore pokegoddess once her five aeons are upI think that about sums it upUnless you meant QRD on Krillinposting in which case I don't know and I don't want to know, go ask /dbs/
>>56666396This but the opposite
>>56667435But it’s wrong today when the boundaries between men and Pokemon are no longer blurred
Also, since Dialga and Palkia were born as human(and they likely are still just human in altered form which is wild to think about) they then propagated.In one story it's with incest but this version has the lake trio be their children so it doesn't jive with their dad being the trio.Rather what happens is Dialga, the son, is where pokemon derived from while Palkia the daughter preferred to be with humans.This means humans and pokemon are closely related, and why long ago the lines where blurred: they likely were hard to tell apart. If we go by the Typhlosion and even this story, these early pokemon all had a human and pokemon form.Eventually over time most pokemon lost this and became their more powerful side, with some exceptions like Latias remaining. This means every pokemon has a dormant gene to enter their human form.
>>56670994>>56670040QRD on the yabba posting. Krillin got dumped by his first girlfriend, he makes that silly face as she rides off into the sunset with another man, years later he named his daughter after her.
>>56671800He didn't get dumped by her retard. Krillin broke up with Maron because he thought she'd be happier without him and she said she would have happily married him if he had just asked.We later see in Z that Maron is lonely and still thinking of Krillin.Do you people even watch this show?
>>56671820So he literally cucked himself? That makes it worse.
>>56671836(You)
>>56671836Moral of the story is: don't assume someone is out of your league, you could be their every dream. But if you do make sure you marry a hot cyborg.
>>56671860Words to live by
>>56671820>We later see in Z that Maron is lonely and still thinking of Krillin.When?
>>56666337Sorry Gardevoir, human men only want one thing.
>>56668304He lost an 18v1
>>56670994>Rapidash and Ursaring are cuckqueans>Slaking is a rape kingWTF did I miss?
>>56671800Based
>>56670040Krillin got cucked in DBZLopunny and Gardevoir got cucked by octillery who has no sex appeal outside the mouth
>>56671820Reminder that you can scan Maron with a scouter in one of the games and she doesn't even get a power level reading.Instead she gets>no brainwaves detected
>>56673135Yep
