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You just know
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>>56670355
>Look at her trash
>Full of empty peanut butter jars
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>>56670355
When I was a kid I thought she was joking. As an adult I just know.
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>You're all alone while Mightyena burrys his bone

Why even live?
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>>56670355
Obviously dementia,
"male" mon on fem human is the sickest form of degeneracy
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>>56670355
Now I know
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>>56675755
>"male" mon on fem human is the sickest form of degeneracy
What the fuck are you implying with this?
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>>56670355
Moooom!
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>>56670355
No this sint canon. Nooooo delete this, human are for humans, pokemon for pokemon. Stop stop. This isnt canon. Stop!!!!
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>>56670355
reminder that this bitch has a poochyena in the sequel
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>>56670355
>>56677651
>Orreans being Orreans
Though you can honestly blame them, the nearest brothel is miles away.

By example Cail a rogue and the closest thing to a rival (And probably related to Nemona, same skin, eyes, bad at catching Pokemon), travels with a female Gardevoir and in the sequel has a Ralts and has become a gatekeeper.
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>>56677257
Anon, are you familiar with the anatomy of real-world female hyenas?
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>>56670355
where are all the people crying non-canon folklore stories now?
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>>56679779
they're busy calling typhlosion a pedo in 32 other threads because they want to have their cake and eat it too. very odd behavior to WANT a pokemon to be a pedophile, almost telling, don't you think?
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>>56679733
NTA, and while I like the hyena girl joke, that quirk is exclusive to the Spotted Hyena, the Hyena Mightyena is based on has normal female genitalia.
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>>56680114
Huh, didn't know it was an exclusive trait. Do we know why it evolved that way?
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>>56680114
Someday futabros, someday
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>>56680334
please, Aus
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>>56670355
the manga also has tentacool and can anyone give us a refresher on the froslass story in pla
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>>56680235
Probably due to their social structure, the rest of the Hyenas are solitary or live in pairs with both genders being the same size or the male slightly more corpulent. And they are more elusive, not staying in open fields and avoiding other predators.

On the other hand, the spotted hyena had to evolve at the same time with lions, but being smaller in size it opted for numbers over strength, perhaps for this reason the larger female with a greater number of offspring began to have a more important role, over generations testosterone increased in this gender causing great changes, females larger than males, more aggressive, both to protect their offspring and to compete against lions, but it had the secondary effect of giving masculine characteristics to their clitoris, making copulation very difficult, although on the one hand they are the only females that are rape-proof, a male can only mate when a female wants him, imagine trying to sheating a very thin sword in its sheath that is just as thin.

Another detail of their evolution is that, as the females are hunters and the males are nannies, the offspring spend long periods of fasting. To compensate, the mother is highly productive with her prey, capable of crushing bones to metabolize them and create one of the most nutritious milks in the world.
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>>56680235
There's the neotroglia where it's speculated that males being selective about choosing mates in a nutrient-deficient environement caused females to become sexually aggressive. Males produce nutrient-rich semen, so females evolved an apendage to forcefully extract it from the males. It's not quite a penis since it sucks instead of shooting. More like a vacuum tube.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neotrogla
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>He doesn't understand that this is meant to be a ingame joke
Do Poketards really?
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>>56680710
Sounds like a perfect society
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>>56680714
>He doesn't understand that this is meant to be a board joke
Do Anontard really?
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>>56680714
Monster hunter is full of so many jokes like these that its ridiculous face it everywhere is full of degenerates even japan.
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>>56680727
Sweet and innocent Riolu, what you don't know is that males can only live as outcasts banished at an early age or be submissive and get bitten by all the females and only the most submissive male will be able to mate, perhaps because it is a way to ensure that he doesn't eat the babies while the mother is away.

The only reward for a Hyena father is that his daughters will bite him less.
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>>56673153
Is there a peanut-based pokeberry?
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>>56681540
Pokebean jam
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>>56681238
>The only reward for a Hyena father is that his daughters will bite him less.
HOLY FVCKING BASED
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>>56675755
t. projecting human male



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