This is a kind and gentle reminder that Pokephilia is still, and will always be, immoral abuse of innocent critters. To say otherwise is nothing short of denial, as well as blasphemy for rejecting the messages of our wise Lord Arceus.Please repent, heathens.
arceus sucked the dick right off of me then let me hit that goat pussy
>>56673211Fuck off retard
>>56673195>for rejecting the messages of our wise Lord Arceusdoes he know?
>>56673213arceus let me break my human cock off in her vice grip goddess goat snatch bro
>>56673195Typhlosion is my husband. Please give me my husband Typhlosion's eyes, heart, and voice.
Lady Arceus*
>>56673195We (singular, monogamous, after marriage) fucked arceus.
>>56673195Arceus was down bad for that human cock, though.
I love cummin in critters
>>56673211>>56673221>>56673222>>56673230>>56673232>>56673234>>56673241>non canon fanfictions written by an intern who's no longer working at Gamefreak
>>56673280its canon just like michael kirkbrides lore in TEScope and seethe eso tranny
>>56673280Do i need to talk about mighteyena and froslass?
>>56673280https://youtu.be/a8MZBUoQt68
Boy, you sure are mad the devs support our position huh?Mind, I and others DID tell you to open your eyes, shut your mouth and deal with the fact the devs didn't see them as pure, unsexual things. Only have to look at Japanese mythology to know they were gonna upset western tastes with their kiddy series' mythology and lore.
>>56673306The manga is as canon as your parents having any pride in you, i.e. not at all.
>>56673306Needs to be posted as a pair, it turns from joke to elemental story telling through a brick joke.
>>56673195Alolatails on suicide watch
>>56673355>tajiri outright said the manga was the closest version of the vision in his headMan, you'll dicksuck Tajiri when his writings support you, but outright shit on them when it doesn't. Winners don't bitch loser.
>>56673353>ourYou want to molest creatures unable to consent, relying on cut rejected content to justify your zoophilia is sad.
>>56673374It's been chucking a rather large melty since the weekend. As if the 4/5 years it spent crying over this shit as we patiently tried to explain it with supporting evidence were suddenly worthless.
>>56673397Pokémon can consent, if anything it's overly sexually aggressive pokémon raping humans (or didn't you read the mythology concepts progressions?).
>>56673428>Pokémon can consentWrong, retardThey're physically, mentally and intellectually incapable of consent
>>56673413Ha ha man I gotta look at the archives that sounds amazing.
>>56673445but they can speak language and communicate to people
>its another Typedo meltdown thread
>>56673445Lapras can read mindsIt literally wouldn't be there if it wasn't consenting, and sure as hell wouldn't come back.
>>56673455Wrong. They're animals and incapable of communication other than the pokemon equivalent of barking, and do not understand human language at all
>>56673195Just knock up Arceus so she can gives birth to a new set of legendaries for the gen10 games.Seeing a Goddess cum is a sight beyond this world
>>56673484And yet they are regularly shown as being able to recieve complex linguistic commands, interpret human symbology, and occasionally even read.
>>56673445Sorry Game Freak destroyed you delulus kid. But we DID tell you they were perverted little fuckers JUST like the rest of Japan. Can't drop two Nukes on a people and expect them to behave like good little NPC's and that's without the already fucked-up mythology they'd created for themselves.
>>56673484Why do they run in circles and cheer when I feed them cum? (this is canon btw)
>>56673495Not really. It's no different from ordering a well-trained dog to sit. They don't understand the meaning of sitting, they're just trained to understand that you want them to sit down when you say sit
>>56673484And he's off again lads. My one regret is I can't sit here all day and watch it, someone's gotta keep poking the bear and keep the thread bumped when I leave, so it might still be here when I come back.
>>56673484>and do not understand human language at allverifiably and undeniably incorrect
god i missed these threads
>>56673413>patientlyErratically screaming about animal genitals >supporting evidencecut rejected content and demented headcanon, fueled by a crippling porn addiction.No one won or lost anything. You can scream as loud as you want, you’re still attracted to animals for being animals.>>56673495Knowing how to solve puzzles better than humans doesn’t mean they can understand human language. Training a bird or a dog to do tricks doesn’t mean they understand you, they just know doing X action leads to a treat. Sadly, this basic knowledge is lost upon dogfuckers like yourself lol.
>>56673529Dex entries are canonically written by children with hyperactive imaginations who don't know any better
>>56673539>Dex entries are canonically [FANFICTION]every time
>>56673484MEOWTH THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>56673195If even God tasted human cock I don't care what a simple Ninetales have to say about it
>>56673546>cut rejected fanfictions that's obviously not canon isn't fanfiction>proven facts is fanfictionRetard
>>56673539So you're just willfully ignoring any and all data that disagrees with your position?
>>56673555Is it okay to fuck Meowth and only Meowth? Could I fill his cute little pink butthole full of my baby batter and watch him gingerly lick it clean over the course of an hour? Canonically speaking thoughbeit.
Reminder that in PLA a Froslass have 2 Snorung with a human man
>>56673564Magcargo's body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees F. Water is vaporized on contact. If this Pokémon is caught in the rain, the raindrops instantly turn into steam, cloaking the area in a thick fog.
>>56673561>proven facts is fanfictionnothing in the games says that the dex entries are written by the trainer, in Sword/Shield and in Scarlet/Violet they're phone apps that no 12 year old could have the knowledge to makethe games DO say that people and pokemon married in ancient timesyou lost. cope
>>56673516You tell a dog to read and see how far you getFurther, every single instance of insight into pokemon thoughts indicates that they are fully capable of symbolic and abstract thought, which, they would need to be to be literate, but independent confirmation of this requirement nonetheless.
>>56673576hypothetically canonically speaking you absolutely could milk his kitty stinger until he yowls and blasts rope all over you
>>56673508>>56673555Non-canon anime written by degenerates
>>56673592Oh fuck that's so fucking canon anon
Raichu's electric charges can reach even 100,000 volts. Careless contact can cause even an Indian elephant to faint.
>>56673539Factually incorrect, they're written by Pokémon Researchers, Oak's Pokédex was the first ELECTRONIC Pokédex, which automatically recorded data on the things. This was explained in Gen 1 supplemental materials, but NoA didn't localise them. L: A was the first time in-game in the west it was confirmed the Porfessors wrote them (because to gain a 'dex entry,Lavebnton asks you to make observations on the species and it's only with enough research on the species does he describe them in a 'dex entry).Play the games son. The anime isn't the genesis of this shit (and even then, they had a CotD who was a descendant of the same Pokémon Researcher that had written the pokédex in Gen 1 anyway. Watch the tv show harder too, I guess?)
>>56673599This is why there are no more Indian elephants
>>56673539ok, here's a graying middle aged man confirming it
>>56673599>Electric cummiesHumans can't compete
>>56673600>i need you to point this iPhone at animals to generate an ai summary of them. This is the only possible way to do thisIs Oak retarded?
>>56673600All of this cope doesn't change the fact that dex entries are written by dumb kids making shit up
>>56673559That's why it's so militant about this shit. Losing all the hot alolan 'tales females to BHC. Can't compete, got bitter as a result of no sex.Dunno why he doesn't find a nice human chick who'll adore his dick, but can't comprehend the minds of those who feel they've been slighted.
A mythical Pokémon of South America which had been thought extinct. A growing number of people have seen it recently.
>Pokemon literally BEGGING for throbbing human cock and tight human cunny>Erm, actually that's not cannon. Nothing is cannon unless I say so.
>>56673583You do understand that's the HOTTEST it can go in the heat of battle? Or are you just being a dumb cunt AGAIN, who needs to interact with ALL the series media harder
>>56673617>>56673605
>>56673628>Gripping the back of my chair as Vulpix bobs her little head up and down my shaft at impressive speeds her tiny tounge flitting against my hairy balls N-NOT CANON I grunt as I blow my load down her throat
>>56673617>it says while spewing dumb cope in the face of canonLike I said, they outright said kids don't write the 'dex in Gen 1.
>>56673605>>56673637>non-canon spinofflol
>>56673657God just imagine how fucking thirsty Alolan Ninetails isThat Field & Water 1 boy got her acting strange
>>56673627the pokemon world really is the best. id be so religious
>>56673660>anime
>>56673662>non-canon spinoffprove it
>>56673688It's obviously not a mainline game/thread
>>56673679>Anime isn't canon>Games aren't canon>Lore backstory the developers had in mind when they wrote the text isn't canonWell then I guess you're right, anon. In your fanfic version of pokemon, tbey really are just dumb animals. And nobody can take that from you.
>>56673679>Professor Westwood and his ancestors are a reference to an early bit of the franchise's worldbuilding. As detailed across An Illustrated Book of POCKET MONSTERS, Tamamushi University Pocket Book, and a Pokémon Daisuki Club site, modern Poké Balls were developed in 1925 from the research of a Professor Westwood of Celadon University. As many characters and details of this early lore reference the games' development, Professor Nishinomori's name appears to be a combination of Kōji Nishino and Ken Sugimori. Reading comprehension.
>N-NOT CANON OP screams as he's brutally beaten and his head shoved inside the school toilet every weekday at 2:45 PM
>>56673745You knowI think OP is just a brat He just wants to be held down and tamed all day, and be told he's a stupid animal that couldn't consent if he wanted to.
Cope and stay in denial forever While I canonically mating press my Kirlia
>>56673745Projecting your bullying experience is sad. People get bullied for not being normal, and being attracted to animals is not normal.>>56673799And a pedo too lol
>>56673948>get bullied for not being normalYou would know, eh?
>>56673948>Projecting Typedo projecting projectionErm okay? Lmao
>>56673948Keep coping tourist.
>>56673981>>56673983You are both quite literally projecting, though. You like animals, and animals that look like little girls, only weirdos and social outcasts would develop these immoral attractions.
>>56673948>And a pedo too lolKirlia implies an age range from 20-30, it's open to interpretation
>>56674014You are LITERALLY not even canon
>>56673983You are just as retarded as him
>>56674014Or normal humans, according to pokemon canon
>>56674014This is actually just a mistranslation
>>56673195Pokephilia is a kind and gentle reminder to these little critters that you LOVE them! Stop demonizing love!
>>56674056Love wins!
>>56673428Even if they couldn't that doesn't mean they don't deserve love and affection of the sexual variety
>>56673195That ninetales is just BEGGING for instant_loss_2koma
Wow, OP really just said Pokemon don't count as people, should have no legal or social rights, and are effectively property.
>>56674056>>56674063Rape and molestation isn’t love, not like you know what love is anyway.
>autist posting the same pointless shit thread for the nth time>still getting replieshow?
>>56674088Rape and molestation was an AI mistranslation of love and affection
there is no justification for enslaving and raping animalsyou will all go to pokehell
>>56674096It's fun and makes me laugh
>>56674096Zoophiles get mad when you remind them they’re zoophiles>>56674099Sure thing, bud. In any case, what you truly want to do is force yourself upon animals, and that is not love.
>>56674096make a better thread then
>>56674096autists baiting autists
>>56674088It sounds like you kinda don't either.Like you seem really weirdly fixated on aspects of this that normal people aren't.Like, fukkin, you read like your mom stopped showing you affection because you got hard once, so now the entire concept of sexuality is a negative one to you. That's my shot in the dark, I've met people like this.
>>56673195The first thing Arceus did upon coming to Earth was fuck a human. If anything, pokephilia is in accordance to her divine plan.
>>56674126Uh yeah pal Pokepussy is actually the purist kind of love guy
>>56674096All the tourists don't know this lolcow yet
>>56674088Animals can't be raped the same way you or I can. However, as human beings we are capable of giving them sex which is gentle and considerate. This is quite unlike their 'natural' mating behavior, which can be forceful or worse. Sex with their master is likely the most 'ethical' sex they could possibly have, if it's done with care.
>>56674132>Like, fukkin, you read like your mom stopped showing you affection because you got hard once, so now the entire concept of sexuality is a negative one to you.Holy projection, batman!
>>56674148Literal zoophile babble
>>56674161It's all facts! Human on pokemon sex is less 'rapey' than pokemon/pokemon sex.
>>56674148Ben Shapokephile over here
>>56674160Nah, nah, the more I think about it, the more it makes sense. I've run into this exact mental/emotional hangup before.
>>56674173I mean, this. If pokemon aren't capable of consent, all pokemon on pokemon sex is rape, too. Meaning sex with a human, while still rape, is the most agency they can possibly have during sex besides being the rapist.
>non canon smut = pokemon sex canonwhy about canon do you retards not understand are you all dumb?
>>56674222>Letting corps play optics in your face for free with canon dogma shiftingI'd ask how the cum tastes, but that shit is past your tongue.
>>56674219Yes, but this is contingent on having a caring and considerate master. A selfish master deaf to their desires is hardly different from a pokemon.
>>56674233>incoherent ramblingmust be a redditer
>>56674173You speak like a rapist yourself lol>>56674203Sure you did, by describing yourself.It’s okay, this is just the step of denial. You’ll eventually realize you’re wrong and repent, after you’re done with the seething and crying some meanie on the internet call you a zoophile.Or, you could just sink lower and keep finding animals attractive.
>moralfagging about cartoon animal sex on 4chan
>>56674249>No u
>>56674266it gets replies
>>56674244>deaf to their desiresExactly.Puritanical masters who impose their abstinence fetish and deprive their pokemon of one of their primary biological drives are the epitome of selfish. Literally just fetishizing their pokemon against their will into dolls.
>cartoon animal sexIt’s adjacent to animal sex, considering they’re all obsessed with animal genitalia and describing them in obscene details.Oh, and the few humanoid ones, they’re attracted to the ones that look like little girls, which says a lot.
>>566743011. animal sex isn't bad2. nobody is having animal sex anyway3. these are cartoons
>ice fox is STILL kvetchingIf nothing else the leaks are based for permanently raping yawntranny and foxtard.
>>566743961. It is bad2. You want it3. Doesn’t matter, you’re attracted to them because you’re attracted to animals.
>>56674602Holy projection, batman!
>>566746351. it is2. admitting is better than denying, at least3. yes really
>>56674835delusions
>>56673195The pokemon World doesnt make sense UNTIL you realize its creator made it like this because she fell for a human.And then everything suddenly makes sense and fits perfectly.Not a coincidence.
>>56673582why do platards always have the most disgusting fanfics?
>>56676474Is Pokémon a polyamory simulator?
>>56673299>It's canonNow you are just coping
>>56673311Yes, cope, exactly what you cumskulls are doing right now
If a creature is incapable of human speech, it cannot consent and fucking it is considered beastiality.>B-butCope faggot, you know it's the truth
>>56676630this
>>56676607Least obvious underaged tourist, go back
>>56676630>Cope faggot, you know it's the truththe one coping with the leaks are you lol
>>56676630based rotom fucker
>>56676663>Literally cannot accept the fact that what was leaked was cut and rejected ideas that didn't make it into the final game thus making his rape fanfics not canon>Tells others they are copingAh the irony, keep delusioning yourself faggot, no Pokemon ever would want to have sex with you even if it was canon (which is isn't)
>>56676630So what, mute human beings cant consent now?
>>56677055>its canon even thought its not in the games and got scrapped smartest furfaggot
>>56677034Yes they can because they are not animals. Stop trying to come up with ways to justify your zoophile fantasies because zoophilia will never have it's place in society and will always be illegal. Cope dogfucker>>56677069You too retard
>>56677083>le mad>keeps denying reality
>>56677055>The story is canonThen why is it not in the final product? Do you even know what beta and cut mean you brain damaged faggot? They made the story yes but decided it was too much and decided not to implement it, why are you spermbrains unable to understand that?
>>56677093>they are not animalsThey quite literally are.
>>56677083You must be atleast 18 years old or older both physically and mentally to post here>B-but i'm 35Liar, an actual adult would have understood that scrapped content that were not in the final product mean that they are obsolete and thus not canon
Whether they're canon or not doesn't matter, the fact that they exist to begin as part of the design process is enough.
>>56677093They're literally animals. All Pokemon are literally animals. They're physically and mentally incapable of being anything more than animals. They're no different from dogs
>>56677136Humans can nod you brainlet. Animal, including Pokemon, do not have the same brain capacity as an human so it is morally wrong to want to have sex with it? Don't like it? Then find a rope and an hero then faggot. The world will be better with one less dogfucker in it
>>56673195>try to live a chaste, sin free life>a Typhlosion drags me into his cave and won't let me leave until I eat mysterious berries
>>56677193Not canon, retard
>All the zoophiles making shit up to try and justify fucking PokemonKek, you fags are beyond pathetic, unironically leave your basement and touch grass
>>56677212Not canon yetWe're getting a Pokemon Direct next week
>>56677230two more weeks
https://rentry.org/bm9m59vu pokefucking has always been canon
>>56677230>Implying TPC will ruin their reputation and claim that the degeneracy that is pokephilia is canonKek, remember that Pokemon is a children franchise so they will never endorse and validate zoophiles. Cope dogfucker
>>56677182None of this incensed rambling has anything to do with the fact that humans are animals.
All Pokemon are animalsThey're incapable of intelligenceThey eat food off the groundThey do not understand human speechThey're barely even sentient in the first place
>>56673256Go back to telegram you sick fuck
>>56677246>Posts the stories that were cut and didn't make it into the final product>"LOOK GUISES IT'S CANON"You still don't understand what scrapped and unused beta means don't you retard? Keep believing your delusions, no Pokemon ever would want to have sex with you even if they were real anyway
you and me baby aint nothing but mammals (animal critters)so lets do it like they do on pokemon channel (game reference)
>>56677301>siting scrapped fanfics
>>56673195STOP CALLING MY WAIFU A CRITTER
>>56677350Your dog is not a wife, your dog is a dumb and stupid animal, and it evidently don't want to be anywhere near you because you're an evil monster
>>56677357very funny sir do you want your reddit gold now?
>>56673195Am I allowed to fuck Diancie OP?
>>56677395Literally an animal, you monstrous piece of garbage
>>56677402Damn. Can I fuck Klinklang then?
>>56677427All Pokemon are animals. None of them are capable of consent and you're a rapist
>>56677458Hmm... Can I fuck Voltorb then?
>>56677516NO! DON'T!
>>56677516Make the world a better place by removing one dogfucker from its genepool
>>56677531Alright guys. I think I got it. Can I fuck magnezone?
>>56677532It will work desu. Diancie is made of diamond. Diamond is compressed hydrocarbons. Hydrocarbons are the primary ingredient in lubricants. Lubricant can be applied on my cock.
I'll give palworld some credit, they just outright said that humans and Pals fuck. I envy them, not having to deal with this nonsense
>>56677619Easy solution. Rock tumbler. Makes everything smooth.
Hmm... if a ghost type possesses a female human, and the female human is fucked, are you fucking the Pokemon or the human?
If I cum inside my pokewife repeatedly is it considered pokemon breeding?
>>5667783650-60 years
>>56677891Sorry I meant the total time forward I would expect the pokefucking to continue. We have just been together for a year so far.
gonna post this because it make op seethe everytime.
>>56677219Alright
I love me some pokédick tho
The fact people still play with OP in good faith is awful. He doesn't act in good faith about canon, as seen in this thread.Talesfag, please kill yourself or move on from this shit.
Yeah thats cool and all, but you wanna fuck humans so badly, that you gatekeep to attempt to keep them all for yourself.
won't stop me from wanting to nonsensually touch Ninetales(male) all over sorry
>>56673211/thread
>>56677350You find dogs attractive? Lmao.
>>56673280I dare you to look up his name and stop lying.Protip: He's still working at Game Freak.
>>56681820I wonder how this affected himis he proud of what he unleased unto the world? I know I would be
I'm a rock type specialist. I only fuck rock types.
>>56681950He’s wondering why some dumb gaijins would use his recycled yokai and folklore ideas to justify their crippling porn addiction.
i love critter fucking
>>56682068Fritter. Apple fritter.
>>56682046Justify? Nah, m8, I'm not using it to *justify*, never needed that, I'm sing it to FUEL AND MULTIPLYCant stop me now
>>56682098Porn addiction is not something to take pride in.
>>56682166I wasn't until you puritans raided the internet. Now it's just something to piss you off.
>>56682166> no, you shouldnt enjoy the thing that gives you free pleasure with no known objective downsides beside unverified psycho mumbo-jumbo that is being proclaimed and debunked 10 times each new yearyeah, watcha gonna do about it? call the police?
>>56682221You shouldn’t drink bleach, it’s bad and harmful to you.
kiyo sexo
>>56677363>>56681696NO SHE ISN'T A DOG, SHE'S AN ELEGANT SAPIENT CREATURE, SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!1
>>56682523> ELEGANT based body design/anatomy appreciatori rarely see people talking about such aspects as if it is a given and not requires any discussion
>>56673484they're monsters :>
>>56673195I am ashamed to admit that in my curiosity, my cursory research led me to a handful of Arceus doujinshi, which I proceeded to make thourough use of. I only mentioned this to spite your shitposty puritan ass.
im a monster, a pocket monster even
>>56683166Based.
>>56683285salsa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvSeQTwoB4
>>56683285HOLY SOURCE GOD DAMN
>>56683691>>56684475https://exhentai.org/g/2616651/cc208abe3c/
>>56684600basado
>>56682533
>>56684600ppreciate it anonThat page is great but it seems like the rest of the translation kinda sucks
>>56683285Oh god please tell me it's straight shota
>>56677182Farmers rape animals and force pregnancies on them billions of times per year using blunt instruments so that they don't have to keep a bull on the ranch.Just admit that you don't like animal sex because it's squicky
>>56673195nuked roachhiroo onoda
