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STOP LUSTING OVER POKEMON!
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>>56673988
Fuck you Arceus. I refuse to follow Ausism! I’m a Regignostic!!!
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>>56673988
I want to impregnate you
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Pokemon was always perverted from the very start.
I want to be the very best, like no one ever was?
No!
The opening lines to the Japanese intro are:
I'll get you, Pokémon!
Even if in fire, in water, in grass, in forests
In soil, in clouds, in that girl's skirt (Eek!)
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>>56673988
I will when you stop making pokemon so sexy!
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>>56673988
What the fuck is this bizarro world
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NO
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>>56673988
...Says the poke-goddess who got knocked up by a human.

Face it, Arceus would want us to start lusting after pokemon, like people did when the boundary between men and pokemon was less clear. It is only after becoming more secularized and forgetting Her divine teachings that people have started treating pokemon as pets instead of mates.
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>>56673988
>Lust over me instead my little human <3
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>>56673988
She would never say that OP. She made our species horny af coommaxxxed for a reason!
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>>56674316
I'm just saying, why are Dittos the way they are if not for at least one higher power?
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>>56674016
we know, Regigigas
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>>56673988
Anon, it is literally Arceus's plan for both men and women to lust over Pokemon. Bringing Unity to the world.
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>>56676569
through human cock and pokepussy - unity!
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>>56676587
And human pussy and Pokemon cock.



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