Tomorrow's a Friday. She's waiting for you at the usual spot (Union Cave). Aren't you going to visit her?
>>56676059yeah I gotta pay my respects to Grovyle
cant say no to the vagina muscles of a dolphin
The day-of-the-week stuff in Johto makes those games way more fun to play. It's predictable in a way that the gen 8 Wild Area weather isn't, and makes the world feel more dynamic and alive. I loved hitting up all the gym leaders for rematches in the HGSS postgame.
How could I not?
The lesson to be learned from this fable is that pumping and dumping is immoral and leads to BAD outcomes.
>>56676807Then catch her before pumping her.
>>56676059I already caught one.
>>56676059But I can't swim
>>56677888don’t worry bruh, I can convert myself into a boat for you
holy shit!!!!!!! i found some more deep epic hidden folklore!!! this is canon!!https://archiveofourown.org/works/59831545
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
>>56678599this, all gays here PLEASE do this
>>56678599id like to see the evidence please
>>56678599By a peer-reviewed study, I hope.
>>56678596>>56678579>>56678564>>56678538if my parole officer sees that ive been reading this, i'm going to get banned from seaworld again
>>56676059she's no octillery i'll say that much
>>56678625the foreboden website
>>56676059Forever ruined. I never want to hear about anyone riding lapras again.
>>56676059Lapras population is out of controlGonna kill it on sight
A friend of mine did prison time because he had sex with a dolphin when he worked at sea world (among other crimes he did while working there). He said it was the best sex he's ever had and he had no regrets doing that at least. Also said it ruined sex with women for him forever.
i am of the belief that human beings will find a way to decode cetacean speech and then we'll be met with something far more freakish than what we expected
>>56678625reveal your secrets
>>56678677But riding Lapras is canon in the anime and in the games! Do you really want to quit?
>>56679040It's easy. Just replace /vp/ with /zoo/But actually you can use /an/ for those stories. Sometimes there's good stuff in there.
>>56678798I mean I could believe it, the pussy juice thing is a fake and gay internet myth but the penis milking contractions with tons of folds thing is 100% real.
>>56679439i need more information
im not a coward so its only orcas for meim not going to post the pic i could post though because im a coward
>>56679613>>56679603Deer threads commonly share a /k/ story.Lots of dolphin stuff whenever you see a dolphin threadHorse threadsSometimes giraffe threadsEven read something about otter semen and how it tastes so bad.and there's guys like him>>56679661
>>56679754https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/an/image/1530/45/1530455600532.jpg
>>56676059>Implying /vp/edos are rich enough to buy a copy of HGSS when they cost around 200-300$ nowadaysLuckily i have both version but unlike you OP i am not a zoophile so i don't give a fuck about what happens tomorrow
>>56679768>>56679819>Posting beastiality on 4chan>Breaking the "you will not post illegal material on 4chan " ruleGentlemen if you please give these idiots their permanent vacation...
>Lapras thread turned to an animalfucker threadIs the union cave Lapras shiny locked?
>>56680083shiny locks didn't exist until gen 5, with the singular exception of the manaphy egg.
>>56680061how is that bestiality
>>56680083no, ive hunted it. took me a good few months but i got it
>>56680061You're fuckin stupid lol
imagine riding on your lapras across some rough seas and the bumpy ride gives you a boner and she can feel it
>>56682340> feeling you getting horny makes her horny> you both can't fucking wait to get to the ground to relive it, but there is still long-ass travel aheadwhat do
>>56682340>She reads your mind and knows how embarrassed but kind of horny you are>Glances back and gives you the bedroom eyes>Swims over to the nearest shore and lets you dump a load in her before continuing on
>>56682396Wait until we can find a place to rest and go fully horny monkey mode
>>56682418> you finally encounter a lonely rock island> "He Lapras can we stop or a sec I--"> she immediately beelines without even letting you finish> on the shore now, you turn to her, trying to find words> "listen I dont know how to--"> again, she does not even listens to you, but instead, turn on her back, revealing soaking wet, wide-open throbbing snatch for you to feast your eyes upon> "Just fuck me now!"
>>56680035I bought both versions late over a hundred bucks a price and I'm getting a lapras on both so my alternate self in each game can fuck it
